0kay guise, everyone get in line.

[Kerolix™]

Everyone's won't happen right away, but this'll pretty much be one of those rate threads that are all the rage right now. Hurry, while it's still in vogue!

Completed:
Serisium: I don't want this to be taken the wrong way; But you broke my heart. YOU BROKE MY HEART. :< (8.15/10)
shane23: see serisium (6.12/10)
Jalik: so i hear you're a weed kinda guy (7.235/10)
Forest: is a really cool guy, acts hardass and isn't afraid of anything (7.63/10)
Joe: You'v grown on me. A lot. (7.19/10)
Ghecko: Listen, I know you have great insurance (and I'mma let you finish); BUT ALLSTATE HAD THE BEST INSURANCE OF ALL TIME (OF ALL TIME) (4.04/10)
I Faw Down: No, seriously; The Game. (7.98/10)
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DarkZoma: I wuv my wittle Kadabra. He rides his bike with no handlebars and isn't afraid of anything. (8/10)
Syrito: I would eat you alive and keep you all to myself if you weren't my Ariados. (8.1337/10)
Mykester: I'm sorry, but I've seen you a million times and still don't know who the hell you are. =| (6.5/10)
tnt123: See: Mykester (6.33/10)
gentoro: ^ (6.12/10)
Sebian: Alright, you got me to bend the waiting time a bit. Now keep making me smile. (7.13/10)
Helmic: No srsly, Mr. Hariyama; it's like: The less I see you, the less I seem to think of you. (7.64/10)
YoureANubcake: I should be honest; I thought I wasn't going to like you, but you ended up surprising me. (6.99/10)
BlastedT: I still think you're an idiot half the time, but you'll slowly work your way up. Again. (2.37/10)
CDestroyer: The Spinda should stay active, it gets awkward when you post only once a month or so. (7.4/10)
Chicken: lolsextoy (8.667/10)
Spectral: I envy the resume the Dusclops has built up. (9.16/10)
Mr. Anderson: Ah, yes; Sir Octane Hugo. (7.84/10)
Broken: Golduck is never fixed. As nature intended. (8.86/10)
Alan: Only In This Forum Do We Type Like This And Isn't Afraid Of Anything. (7.51/10)
Zapurdead: 76 Ocean Drive (8.14/10)
Jaquan: blasian Staryu is blasian (7.2/10)
Adam: Seriously, Targa. sounded way cooler. (6.95/10)
Dragon: Hug me. Cacturne must hug me. (8.4/10)
Lumi: How come we don't talk more? (7.46/10)
Toasty: green_reborngreen_reborngreen_reborngreen_reborngr een_reborn (8.56/10)
,spectral,death,: blolCOMMAcigarette (7.92/10)
ckool5000: I'm hoping you have an expiring ban. I'm curious as to what else will be done with that thread of yours. (6.92/10)
Angelz Blood: I'd recommend you stick to sigmaking as opposed to laboring over mapmaking, even though you're decent with both. (6.73/10)
Monkehlawd: lolCaptain Buttsex is an Aipom. (8.93/10)
BloodyValentine217: Still fails, yet you can go up here. I feel spiteful today. (3.94/10)
Insanimaniac: I'm actually disappointed in myself that I'm only getting to know you as of recent. I think we should try to talk more often. Also, ralts <3(7.36/10)
Ace: I've really gotten to know you deeper as time passed. It's been a fun run. <3 taillow (8.19/10)
Timelinemc: chejrw should give you that custom title back, because I can't remember you for much else. (6.82/10)
a1b23: You met Sperry without me. :| /jealousy (7.13/10)
ILLUMINATI: lolget back behind the giant curtain, it's not 2012 yet (7.437/10)
criticism: You should post more. You seem pretty cool though. (7.24/10)
Jason: moar gangstur than dan, lulz (7/10)
Spock: I have nothing but utter curiosity as to how you're re-appeared from the woodwork into something relaxing to be around. (8.14/10)
evisorater: get in. (7.93/10)
Trask: You somehow strike me as night and day as a poster. While you have your good moments, the bad ones overshadow them a bit too much from time to time. (7.43/10)
Generic: The only reason I remember you was from YGen's dead days. You seem like a nice person I wish I had more opportunities to talk to. (7.74/10)
Aquamenti: Ah, yes. Another holdover from YGen. You never told me about the Estonian Independence Day. I'm actually still waiting for it. (6.99/10)
Nuba: I wuv my wittle Sandslash. He prawns SA nublets wiff me all day and isn't afraid of anything. Plus, he's hilarious to be around. Seriously, we should talk WAY MOAR often. I still remember you making Calvin look stupid in the screenshot thread. [You know, back when I gone for 6 months.] (8.67/10)
BEETS: BAD GLOOM! [Post outside of SL just a tad moar. lolur a gloom xD] (5.19/10)
Maxpayne333: Meh.....nothing at all. My brain died. (4.77/10)
Blixinator: Well, don't really know much about you. Other than I beat your score for that stupid neopets game back at YGen after 3 hours of trying. XD (6.19/10)
Circuit: I wuv mah wittle Castform. I kinda don't know why everyone else doesn't, but I guess that's just rotten luck. (7.4/10)
Matt: As much as I've seen you around, I feel I barely know you. XGen wars is fun as heck, though. (7.55/10)
Ignatz: The almighty GM lives. (8.25/10)
Death To Poochie: OGM I REMEMBER THAT MOVIE. (7.8/10)
Weezy: Meh, as equally useless as a third wheel on a motorcycle sometimes. Also, banned SA:B mod. (5.17/10)
Shadowcasterx4ffc: i want the caek nao (8.5/10)
Blaze Zero-Three: Living proof that machines have taken over. (8.7/10)
denacioust: The only thing keeping me from giving a full 10 is the banana that's been there almost forever. (9.32/10)
caniverous toilet: I've seen you before (on YGen), but know nothing of you. Other than life in a public bathroom in Sear's must be dreadful. (6.3/10)
Bcousin00: I actually remember your old Yoshi avatar. o.O (7.34/10)
*blank*: lolpost (7.04/10)
aerohawk12: Doing pretty good since jumping the picket lines from Hallpass. (6.94/10)
bullettime bob: I've only heard bare whispers about you, and can vaguely remember you from an age long gone. (7.1/10)
stickdude8888: Up and coming by SA standards. Hoping to see more of you in coming months. (7/10)
Desperation: Words cannot describe what you mean to this place. (9.74/10)
evil penguin: I think I'm warming up to you faster than I expected. o.O (7.5/10)
Crazed: I honestly cannot remember you for anything other than the Doom Avatar and the scrolling signature you used to have. That saddens me for some unknown reason. (6.5/10)
tigerx102: Rawrkittens. :3 (8.44/10)
cheeserawks101: Oooh, look. Shiny. Also, Revoked Lab Pass Day. (6.047/10)

"I shall love you forever and ever" section:
epic: indeed (9.92/10)
T-Roc: I still don't have a million eevee's to name after you yet (9/10)
Twitchy_Whiskers: Wuv. Wuv. Wuv. Devour. Digest. Repeat. (8.46/10)
Joest: My Teddiursa, it stalks me. I'm never safe. o.O (8.65/10)
hyperddude: <3<3<3<3 (9.94/10)
Stuntman: I can't exactly do anything here other than give a higher rating, can I? (9.243/10)
Alice Cooper: don't ever leave me, shuckle <3 (8.6/10)
Fails again section:
Joshua: Just face it, you're no longer funny after a dozen multis. (-2.44/10)
jrmagic360: Exit, stage left. Don't let the door hit you on your way to Banville. (.6/10)
that1guy23: 404 not found (3.19/10)
MMeister: hurrdurr (2.1/10)
Punker*: no (1.94/10)
Marker2105: Not impressing me, actually. (3.19/10)
manslaughter96: get out (.4/10)
Scot: also gtfo (.313/10)
joe-seven: apparently can't recognize himself in the mirror (1.12/10)
hhhvsphenom: STOP POSTING HERE, YOU'RE BECOMING DOUBLEPLUSUNFUNNY. (1.92/10)
elite.force: You somehow manage to fail in /34/ AND /71/. (2.43/10)
somerandomdude: Stealing sigs isn't cool. (1.73/10)
CriticalX: In short, prolecess needs to snap out of it. (-1.27/10)
QHK: Was beginning to like you, but then you went and multi'd. (3.14/10)
WhiteKnight: There is an entire litany of reasons as to why you end up here today. (2.29/10)
Re-rate waiting list:
tnt123
cheeserawks101
Sebian
ckool5000
YANCy
toolmeister
hovnomgnomnom
criticism
Regular waiting list:
DarkLegacyz
jedimaster
7elite7
Jaydor
Hic
Catalysm
WDYWFM
danny405
Citrus
petter
Yeno
Maxrules94
Hellraiser2468
Katie
dinner
Meta Knight
AimX
zakob
salsport
Katt Fire
ir193ak
Jax
Jimbo
EDIT: open again; re-rates now accepted through other outlets (to service stops in Banville)

[Aquamenti]

owned

[Aquamenti]

chair​jew

[WaterZoma]

-Pushes Aquaminty-

ME FIRST!

[Aquamenti]

Idiot. You just pushed me even further. You are still the second.

[Aquamenti]

I am a robot. Try again, #####.

[Matt]

Uhh is this the line for abortions?

[that1guy23]

Haha I'm umm 1,2,3,4 I'm fifth!

[~Nooba~]

I'm tired.

[BEETS]

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