Song line switcheroo!

[lazyguy]

Basically, one person types a line from a song, then someone else types another line from another song, and we see how zany it gets.

Rules: The song MUST exist.
Don't post lines from the same song. I don't know how big this'll get, so I'll just say that if you can't see the song on the page, you can post it. Obviously this thread is not for users doun' it threaded stylee, yo!

I'll start:

Old Gozilla was hopping around, Tokyo City like a big playground (Lemon Demon, Ulimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny)

[Mime]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy? (Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody)

[MushroomMammoth]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this life
Is this fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do (Primus, Mama didn't Raise no Fool)

[lazyguy]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this life
Is this fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..(Somebody's watching me - Rockwell (Thanks to Mime for telling me this))

[Kravers]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this life
Is this fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.

[swatdude]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this life
Is this fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air! (Believe it or not by Joey something)

[Lumeh]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this life
Is this fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in. (Sum 41 - Still Waiting)

[Robotdeath]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this life
Is this fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it

[lazyguy]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...(The Snowman - It's a British Institution - Wikipedia it)

[zafarat]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####" (Protest the Hero - Turn Soonest to the Sea)

[lazyguy]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age (House of Fun - Madness)

[Alice Cooper]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say (Crazy Game of Poker - OAR)

[lazyguy]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education (Army Dreamer - Kate Moss)

[Scornic]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting.

[Alice Cooper]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline (Elton John - Saturday Night's alright (For fight)

[caniverous toilet]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die. (Hawthorne Heights - Ohio is for lovers.)

[DefendYourAstle]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac. (Green Day, Shoplifter

[caniverous toilet]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer (blink-182 - Feeling This)

[lazyguy]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you (500 miles - The Proclaimers)

[caniverous toilet]

*Shudders*

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo (The Emo Song)

[DefendYourAstle]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f###ing lazy (Green Day--J.A.R.)

[Kravers]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f###ing lazy
I walk a loney road,
With no idea where it goes.(Green Day- Boul. Of dreams)

[DefendYourAstle]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f###ing lazy
I walk a lonely road,
The only one that I have ever known.
On the corner of Main Street,
Trying to keep it in line, (The Killers-Read My Mind)

sorry, B. of Broken Dreams doesn't go like that. those three lines are,
"I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes"

[caniverous toilet]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f###ing lazy
I walk a lonely road,
The only one that I have ever known.
On the corner of Main Street,
Trying to keep it in line,
This is the nightmare we fall asleep.
Die romantic, romantic (Die Romantic - AIDEN)

[helloskinny12]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f###ing lazy
I walk a lonely road,
The only one that I have ever known.
On the corner of Main Street,
Trying to keep it in line,
This is the nightmare we fall asleep.
Die romantic, romantic
For I am the Frizzle Fry!
Yes I am the Frizzle Fry! (Frizzle Fry- Primus)

[Iruleu]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f###ing lazy
I walk a lonely road,
The only one that I have ever known.
On the corner of Main Street,
Trying to keep it in line,
This is the nightmare we fall asleep.
Die romantic, romantic
For I am the Frizzle Fry!
Yes I am the Frizzle Fry!
So lock up your daughter!
Lock up your wife!(TNT-AC/DC)

[Altarus]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f###ing lazy
I walk a lonely road,
The only one that I have ever known.
On the corner of Main Street,
Trying to keep it in line,
This is the nightmare we fall asleep.
Die romantic, romantic
For I am the Frizzle Fry!
Yes I am the Frizzle Fry!
So lock up your daughter!
Lock up your wife!
And not to mention, the constable, and his proposition
for that virgin, yes, the one the lawyer met with on strictly business(build god, then we'll talk by P!ATD

[bullettime bob]

Old Gozilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy?
They tell you where to go
They tell you what to do
I always feel like
Somebody's watching meee..
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Believe it or not oh!
Walking on air!
Cant find a good reason
Cant find hope to believe in.
They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
We're walking in the air...
We're walking in the moonlit sky...
Where underneath, a plaque will read,
"No woman is a #####"
Welcome to the house of fun!
Now I've come of age
I walked into the bar the other day
'Cuz I had something to do, somethng to say
He could have been a politician
But he didn't have an education
And he said, I have seen the others,
And I have discovered, that this fight is not worth fighting
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Not a murderer or bank robber,
Just a kleptomaniac
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f###ing lazy
I walk a lonely road,
The only one that I have ever known.
On the corner of Main Street,
Trying to keep it in line,
This is the nightmare we fall asleep.
Die romantic, romantic
For I am the Frizzle Fry!
Yes I am the Frizzle Fry!
So lock up your daughter!
Lock up your wife!
And not to mention, the constable, and his proposition
for that virgin, yes, the one the lawyer met with on strictly business
We are the people that can find, whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey we got your disease. (Welcome to the Jungle- GN'R)