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crusty
03-17-2005, 04:21 PM
Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet
another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.

Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer, approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.

Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops
him mid sentence and says, "Fer Christ's sakes, Paddy, that's yer air
freshener!"

noobpwner1
03-17-2005, 04:22 PM
Haha, nice one.

x-stick
03-17-2005, 04:23 PM
*reads again* HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!that's a good one

Alexar
03-17-2005, 09:04 PM
Dude that must be one heck of a stupid guy. Or maybe he could be half blind.. It made me smile :).

MRZ
03-18-2005, 07:46 PM
Or just drunk....

And Irish...

Happy St. Patricks Day?

theryman
03-18-2005, 10:01 PM
A little late, but heres another one.


Two Irish men, Harry and Patrick, were stranded out at sea in a boat. Patrick sees a bottle, picks it up, opens it, and out pops a genie. "Ill give ye one wish" says the genie.

"All right" says pat. "i Wish the see was turned to guiness." And the sea was as dark a guiness.

"Ah, good job pat!" Says harry. "Now we'll have to piss in the boat!"

noobpwner1
03-18-2005, 10:05 PM
hahaha, now that's a good one. :D

Shadow Crest
03-19-2005, 10:09 AM
haha, great jokes, made St. Patrick's day and afterwards hillarious!

theryman
03-19-2005, 12:33 PM
Not commonly known: St. Patrick is also the patron saint of Nigeria.

Kiss me, I'm nigerian!

denacioust
03-19-2005, 03:49 PM
Another (not quite Paddys Day) joke!

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman, Paddy Scottishman all are on a dessert Island.
After weeks of desperation Paddy Englishman finds a treasure chest he opens it and poof out pops a genie.
"I shall grant you each three wishes" says the genie.
"I wish I was back home" Say Paddy Englishman, and poof he's gone.
"I wish I was back home" Say Paddy Scottishman, and poof he's gone.
"And whats your wish?" says the genie, looking at Paddy Irishman.
"Well I'm feeling kinda lonely, I wish my friends were back!"

x-stick
03-19-2005, 03:53 PM
haha funny *reads again and again*