3 Wishes

[Meek]

If something of the sort has been made, just say so, and I'll direct myself to a corner with a razorblade and Linkin Park cranked up.

Simple enough. You magically get 3 wishes. What are they?

1. Theme music (yes, like on Family Guy).
2. Ability to turn the theme music off.
3. That none of anybody else's wishes will come true.

[Robotdeath]

1. I have to make other people's anuses bleed randomly, anywhere, anytime.
2. I get to have any number of superpower I want with infinity power for all of them.
3. I have the ability to magically "grow" to any length I want.

[Mime]

1. I'm always right (this doesn't mean that I can't say something that is incorrect, it means that whatever I say becomes correct. IE, if I want to say that the sky is orange, the sky will turn orange, I won't have the irresistible urge to say that the sky is blue)
2. Unnecessary.
3. Unnecessary.

[caniverous toilet]

1. Humans < Penguins
2. Luigi > Mario
3. 1000 more wishes.