Is your son a computer hacker?

[Leperkawn]

http://www.gef.org.uk/hacker.html
You all know I got this from LL. No need explaining it.
Good guide, I suggest you check it out.

[ehntoo]

That... now that, was funny.

*reads again*

*bursts out laughing*

[Hex]

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*head explodes from too much laughter being held in*
*head heals, and explodes again*

my favorites are 1, 2 5, 6 and 10.....

*HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!*

[ehntoo]

As a note:

Original article: http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

It's funny how many people didn't notice it was MEANT to be pathetic and hilarious. The author wasn't serious.

[Rob97]

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
Total crap. Not to mention AMD makes processors not chips.

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonsai Buddy" and "Flash".
Wrong, wrong, and wrong.

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites.
Jeez.

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix".
They're legal. And it's UNIX not Xenix. Wierd.

First of all, hackers bulit the internet. Hackers create, not destroy. This loser is thinking of a cracker. And this had to be a joke, it's so incredably fake.

[Homer43]

it was a joke... use your mind

[Alexar]

Heh, if your son is failing academically, then your son is a hacker...

pff.... To prevent people from hacking you, you have to be a hacker to know how to protect yourself the best..... And not I'm not a hacker.

I can't believe people really took that seriousley, I found it quite funny actually :D.

[x-stick]

that was funny besides i don't even have a son :shock:

[RNE]

I saw that one before, litterly fell over laughing.

"If you find programs like "Gator" added to your computer"

ROFLMAOKASPIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Perhaps the most evil piece of 'Adware' ever written)

There is no way I can describe how absolutely hilarious I that piece is.

[JoeyG]

Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL.

I was in tears already. That's hilarious.

[Sparky]

First of all, hackers bulit the internet. Hackers create, not destroy. This loser is thinking of a cracker. And this had to be a joke, it's so incredably fake.
Dude, the American Military invented the internet.

[crusty]

Actually, I invented the internet along with snow and birdhouses. Jerk.

[Forsaken_13]

i Does your child read hacking manuals?

hmmm that could be one sign
what the heck is he talking about amd being a hacking chip my comp has a amd prossesor and i thought it was linux not lunix
since when is comet cursor a hacking tool

hey may request "faster" video cards what do video cards have to do with hacking!? I see the reason i am doing bad in school is because of computer radiation

[Sparky]

Actually, I invented the internet along with snow and birdhouses. Jerk.
Oooooooh right, I remember that night, it was a little bit hazy, but what were we drinking?

Does your child read hacking manuals?

hmmm that could be one sign
what the heck is he talking about amd being a hacking chip my comp has a amd prossesor and i thought it was linux not lunix
since when is comet cursor a hacking tool
It was a parody site