Name the movie.

[Arca]

This is how it works, I'll post a quote from a movie, and the first person to name the movie can post their own quote. and so on.



So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

[Spectral]

Wayne's World 2

****: ...I'm er... recently retired...
*****: You are a retard?
****: ...er... yes...
*****: Er... physical or mental?
****: [to *****] ... retired...
****: RETIRED! I don't work anymore...
*****: ...stopped work...
****: ...STOPPED WORKING!
*****: [to ***] Is very good you allow retard to er...

[Arca]

Wayne's World 2

****: ...I'm er... recently retired...
*****: You are a retard?
****: ...er... yes...
*****: Er... physical or mental?
****: [to *****] ... retired...
****: RETIRED! I don't work anymore...
*****: ...stopped work...
****: ...STOPPED WORKING!
*****: [to ***] Is very good you allow retard to er...
Borat.





I simply love what you've done to this place; heavy metal meets house-and-garden. Splendid! It's so dark, and Gothic, and disgustingly decadent...yet so bright, and chipper, and...conservative. It's so you! And yet, so YOU! Yes, very few people are both a summer and a winter, but... you pull it off nicely.....Has anyone told you that you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!

[Wolfman]

I simply love what you've done to this place; heavy metal meets house-and-garden. Splendid! It's so dark, and Gothic, and disgustingly decadent...yet so bright, and chipper, and...conservative. It's so you! And yet, so YOU! Yes, very few people are both a summer and a winter, but... you pull it off nicely.....Has anyone told you that you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!

Batman Forever

"Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we ####in' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole ####ing family."

[Arca]

The Devil's Rejects


Guy: Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.

Girl: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.

[.Valhalla.]

Top Secret!

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

[Chase]

The Big Lebowski



Do you ever wonder at what point you got to stop living up here and start living down here?
Who told you I was a "dope rapper?"
Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally and Ms. Cleaver.
You ain't the future of ####, #####. You're just David ####in' Porter.
If something needs to happen with this ####, it needs to happen now.
So what, at least I got a ####in' job.
Jimmy, they're calling your name.
Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this.
That "Leave It To Beaver" line almost killed me.



Now everybody from the 313 put your mother####ing hands up and follow me, everybody from the 313, put your mother####ing hands up! Look, look-- now while he stands tough, notice that this man did not have his hands up. This free world's got you all gassed up, now who's afraid of the big bad wolf? 1 , 2 , 3 and to the 4, 1pac, 2pac, 3pac, 4, 4pac, 3pac, 2pac, 1-- your pac, he's pac, you're pac... none. This guy ain't no mother####ing MC, I know everything he's got to say against me! I am white, I am a ####ing bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom, my boy Future is an Uncle Tom, I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun! I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps! And Wink did #### my girl, I'm still standin` here screaming "#### the Free World"! Never try to judge me dude, you don't know what the #### I've been through-- but I know something about you: you went to Cranbrook, that's a private school! What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed? This guy's a gangsta? His real name's Clarence! And Clarence lives at home with both parents, and Clarence' parents have a real good marriage! This guy don't wanna battle, he's shook, 'cause there's no such thing as half-way crooks! He's scared to death, he's scared to look in his ####ing yearbook! #### Cranbrook! Beat Ends #### the beat, I'll go acapella! #### a Papa Doc, #### a clock, #### a trailer, #### everybody! #### y'all if you doubt me! I'm a piece of ####in' white trash, I say it proudly! And #### this battle, I don`t wanna win, I'm outtie--here, tell these people something they don't know about me.

[Broken]

8 Mile.


[after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
2: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid ####ing rope for."
1: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
2: Aye.
1: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
2: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten ####ing minutes.
1: We're good.
2: Yes, we are.

[Chase]

The Boondock Saints



It started off as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different, because it was happening in small villages, market towns... and then it wasn't on TV anymore. It was on the street outside. It was coming through your windows. It was a virus, an infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood, or something in the blood. By the time they tried to evacuate the cities, it was already too late. The infection was everywhere. The army blockades were overrun, and that's when the exodus started. The day before the TV stopped broadcasting, there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. You didn't hear anything more after that.
Plans are pointless. Staying alive is as good as it gets.
[On finding an abandoned, and full, supermarket] Let's shop!
[After fending off the soliders by kissing one of them, thus changing the balance of power] If you want us to get changed, you have to leave the room. Okay? It's just polite.
[Last line] Do you think he saw us that time?

[Broken]

28 Days Later


1: You recognize them?
2: Orphans. So far down they're not even on the map. Real low class.
1: Numbers?
2: Full strength, maybe thirty?
3: Thirty, a lot more than eight
4: Not if they're wimps!... and I'm sick of this running crap.

[game-bot]

The Warriors?

Girl: Is it Jack for short?
Guy: No. I haven't gone by [Guy's nickname] since I was ten years old. Last name's Ripner.
Girl: Jack Ripner... Jack the... oh!
Guy: There you go.
Girl: That wasn't very nice of your parents.
Guy: That's what I told them. Before I killed them.