If you were stuck on a desert island with the...

[Blastedt]

above poster, what would you do?

Example:
1:blah
2: I'd kill myself if I were stuck on a desert island with you.
3: I'd eat you if I were stuck on a desert island with you. Literally eat.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

I'd tell you to go build a raft.

[game-bot]

I'd try out gay sex.


















...

[Desperation]

I would tie you up and make the monkeys pay me money to touch you...

[game-bot]

I would have a tic-tac-toe contest, loser wears no clothes for a month.

[anarchy11]

Try to score wewt!

[Blaze Zero-Three]

I'd try out gay sex.

o_o

I'd tell anarchy11 to set up a small government with the locals on the island. DO IT!

[Gamer247]

I'd go to the other side of the island and learn to speak monkey. Then tell the monkeys to build me a BIG raft, then we'd (My monkeys and I) all sail home!

[Blastedt]

I'd eat you and use your bones to build a raft.

[anarchy11]

o_o

I'd tell anarchy11 to set up a small government with the locals on the island. DO IT!
But I hate governments......





I'd make sure you didnt become hungry.

[Gamer247]

I'd give the monkeys on the island bananas for helping me with my raft!

[Blaze Zero-Three]

I'd destroy the game consoles you brought along with you.

[Adam]

I'd catch fish for a while then the fish run out then I would be forced to eat Pamala Anderson while sitting on desert hot sand and enjoying a smoothie in a beach chair.

-_-"

[Gamer247]

(What game consoles?)

I would sit down, take out my pellet gun, and shoot Suspence in the face.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

(What game consoles?)

I would sit down, take out my pellet gun, and shoot Suspence in the face.

-Points to your username-

[Gamer247]

(I wouldn't be that careless. I'd leave my GOOD ones at home. And all of my consoles are GOOD ones.)

I'd smack Blaze in the head for not posting anything directly on topic.

[Adam]

You don't get hands or a pellet gun.

Only I do.

[MushroomMammoth]

I'd steal your collection of various sexy lady photos that you always have in your sig. o_0

[Gamer247]

I'd steal the cap of the newer person than me.(I feel like mincing words)

[Adam]

I'd steal your collection of various sexy lady photos that you always have in your sig. o_0
No you don't get some.


I'd B in ur fridgz, steeln ur foodz.

[Area 51]

Play the "I'm not touching you!!!!" game.

[Desperation]

Yeah, I would have to touch Matt, and then scream "I'm touching you, fool!"

[MushroomMammoth]

I'd probably be tied up somewhere, moaning in pain... No-one worse to get stuck with on an island...

[Gamer247]

What fridge?

I'd knock you unconscious and steal all your money, then buy about 5000 bananas for a quarter, and bribe the monkey to be my friend. Then I's teach the monkeys to speak English. When you woke up, I'd throw you into the ocean.

[Blastedt]

I would....*rape*

EDIT:Wow, they posted away from desp fast.

I would feed you to your ostriches.

[Desperation]

I'd probably be tied up somewhere, moaning in pain... No-one worse to get stuck with on an island...You notice my work!

[Area 51]

rape.

[Adam]

-_-


You were already in the ocean.


THE MONKEYS ARE MINE.

[MushroomMammoth]

rape.

Pshhh, more like 'raped' in this case...

And by the way, Susp, stealing doesn't require permission.

[Desperation]

rape.Right back at you.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

I'd throw your paint into the ocean.

[Gamer247]

A) They are mine.
B) The monkeys belong to me.
C) I'd wait til it rains, and open my mouth towards the sky like a turkey.

[MushroomMammoth]

Have a dinner out of cooked ostriches... Mmmm, crunchy!

[Lumeh]

Tell him the crate of food is for the starvin' children.

[RocketSoldier]

I would ignore him.

[MushroomMammoth]

Play Soldat...?

[Gamer247]

Have a dinner out of cooked ostriches... Mmmm, crunchy!
Yes. They are quite crunchy.

I'd steal your Soldat game.

[Lumeh]

Steal the cords from the spare generator to fix our Ps2's.

[Area 51]

cannibalism.

[ClockworkMyr]

Just wait with Area 51 for help (I'm no fun). If help didn't come, I'd just sleep.

[Blastedt]

I would kill myself

[Lumeh]

Banana Gangbang!

Related to statment:
PM me if you know the refference, the hint is: Kevan!

[Gamer247]

I would shoot some alien giant spider in the ***.

[Hero of Time]

...Would care less.

[zafarat]

Get used to rape.

[Joest]

I would hug him.

*Hug*

[Hero of Time]

Um...give him candy.

[Scornic]

I would catch a monkey skin it wear it on my back as a cape and introduce myself to you.

[Mr. Anderson]

I'd kill him, mate with the native women, and use his intestines to buidl a raft.

[..MIS..]

I'd tear his foreign moustache off before he started eating mushrooms, growing bigger, and stepping on me.

[Adam]

I'd use him as a raft.

[Lumeh]

Steal his cookies!

[Desperation]

Play with his sprites.

[Blastedt]

Banana Gangbang!

Related to statment:
PM me if you know the refference, the hint is: Kevan!
o.o

With who are you gangbanging me...?

Freaky.
I would Rape.

[MushroomMammoth]

I would cut trees in a forest so he can hear it.

[Nick69pd]

I'd eat mushrooms.

[Lumeh]

Ask him what Texas is like.

Dust, Tumbleweed, Cactus, Bush Family, Dust, Cactus.

[Desperation]

I would eat and give to monkeys.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

I'd throw Desperation's paint in the water.

[Lumeh]

Place hidden cameras in your corner of the hut.

[Desperation]

I'd dress him up as a bunny.

[Lumeh]

Would take IT'S money.

[Nick69pd]

Ask him what Texas is like.

Dust, Tumbleweed, Cactus, Bush Family, Dust, Cactus. Dust, no. Tumbleweed, no. Cactus, not what you might think. Bush familly, everyone hates Bush. Even Texans.

Anyways. I'd play cards.

[Desperation]

Would beat up for calling me it.

[Nick69pd]

Would have fun with that cool looking gun.

[Lumeh]

Bury in him in the sand.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

Play Checkers. And win. CHECKMATE!

[Desperation]

Paint him neon green.

[Btg911]

Ride on his back.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

Provide medical assistance to monkeys.

[Lumeh]

Wash my clothes in his drinking water.

[Desperation]

Light on fire.

[Arca]

Bury him.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Kill him, chop him up, rape him and eat him.
In that order.

[Lumeh]

Stare off into the distance saying, "I'm Pretty"

[Guybrush Threepwood]

I would rape him for being so pretty.

[MushroomMammoth]

I wouldn't click the pink X's. o_0

[Shataniska]

I would play BINGO!The loser gets no clothes for 3 years,winner gets a coconut!!1

[MushroomMammoth]

I would steal the coconut anyways. :D

[Desperation]

I would put on stick and roast like marshmallow.

[MushroomMammoth]

Fire's your new thing, eh? Used to be tieing up... That wasn't as bad... o_0

[Spock]

Have an IRC chat.

[Arca]

"Phase" him off the island. With my foot.

[Nick69pd]

Mutate due to radiation glowing from that weird glowing moon.

[MushroomMammoth]

Play the iBuddy game.

[zafarat]

Start a coconut jam band.

[Nick69pd]

I'd join you.

[Nick69pd]

I'd have sex.

[game-bot]

Many, many things.

[zafarat]

Play grab-ass.

[MushroomMammoth]

Coconut Jam Band. Says it all, couldn't put it better.

[h00pla]

I think I'd eat him as he's an enormous mushroom.

[game-bot]

I'd so go ninja on hooplas ass.

[Tanktunker]

Play...you?

[Spock]

Hide.

[MushroomMammoth]

Have an X-mas party regardless of the month.

[Spartan 1337]

Ask you to make me another awesome sig.

[Spectral]

Eat your siggy

[zafarat]

Help overthrow the drooling monkey king.

[math92]

I'd use zafarat to help me build a raft. Then we could both get off that island!

[kirbster40]

id check if your a male or female: male: make a raft ut of you and use your legs to row accross the ocean. female: you probobly know what

[Syrito]

I would stab you in the face.

Then I would go eat a coconut.

[Joest]

Have sex.

[Spartan 1337]

I would hook up the wii and play wario ware:smooth moves.
(how I hooked it up is top secret info)

[porkey]

Desert island??! WITH SAND??!! I'd dig my way through the earth for clay, if it's got sand it's got crafting material so I'd dig up lossa clay; get it wet and make a BIG boat.

If u need somthin dug in sand, I'm the person you want!

[MushroomMammoth]

I'd tell him to dig in the sand.

[..MIS..]

Id search his pants for food(preferably mushrooms)

[AssaultRifle]

I would beat you to death and use your bones to build a raft.

Nothing personal, I'm just better than you.

[MushroomMammoth]

I would watch that vid of the guy with the yarmulka falling over and over again.

[Hex]

Seduce him.

[..MIS..]

Id kindly force him to get a sig... a good one.

[zafarat]

I would tear his intestines out through his throat and use them as reigns as I ride his twisted soul out of there and back into hell.

[..MIS..]

Sounds like fun... go for it.

Id let him do what he wants to do.

[MushroomMammoth]

Id kindly force him to get a sig... a good one.

I did make him a good sig. He just didn't want it.


Sent you to swim to go find a ship, while I use the tiki bar with hawt waitresses, which is there for some odd reason, but you don't know about it.

[zafarat]

I would sit at the tiki bar with the hawt waitresses and him.

[Espo Mk. II]

eat you.

[zafarat]

Burst forth from his stomach.

[WaterZoma]

I would hug you.

[MushroomMammoth]

I would give you another rose. Now you have two!

[caniverous toilet]

I would make an aligence with the animals, train an army, then WAR!

[76highway-Bandit]

:) i would be a very happy person and give you a hug

[caniverous toilet]

Love every minute.

[Woolfenstien]

I'd make him wear panties for my enjoyment.

[MushroomMammoth]

Hmm, just a week ago, I'd say it'd be pretty cool, but taking in account his sudden obsessions... Akward, that's a word for it.

[Scirocco Kinu]

I'd make sure your not poisenous and :

A) If your not poisenous, I'd eat you.
or
B) If you were poisenous, I'd still eat you. -_-'

[..MIS..]

I'd make sure your not poisenous and :

A) If your not poisenous, I'd eat you.
or
B) If you were poisenous, I'd still eat you. -_-'

Poisonous*

I'd strangle him until he learned how to spell third grade words.

[zafarat]

Kick back and watch the strangling of many other living beings.

[Scirocco Kinu]

I'd remind him I'm ten in fourth grade. -_-'

[zafarat]

I'd remind him that he is referring to the wrong member.

[Scirocco Kinu]

Appologize and snipe ..MIS..

[caniverous toilet]

I'd say, go get a good sig. There's something just not right to it, say it to yourself, you'll know what I mean.

[MushroomMammoth]

I'd use him for what he was made for, as suggested by name.

[gufu1992]

We would just swim to the main land which is only 5 meters away - and thats MY TOWN/City close by...

[caniverous toilet]

Play Tiberian Sun 'till dawns end.

[336]

i would let u eat my dust

[Iruleu]

I'd slap u with a banana.

[336]

id use u to make me some coffee

[Kravers]

* Grabs Shotty *

* BOOM HEADSHOT! *.

[336]

*diggs hole*
*puts kravers in*
*fill with nitroglycerine*
*goes hide and detonate*

[Kravers]

I would say Im sorry and give you a raft, and I would stay on the island.

In other words, I would Sacrifice myself for you.

[Desperation]

Can anyone say anal rape?
Anal rape.
<3 Kravers.

[MushroomMammoth]

Anal rape.
<3 Desp.

[Honeycomb]

Get me off this ####ing island.

[Desperation]

Anal rape.
<3 Honeycomb.

[Honeycomb]

Anal rape prolly.

[MushroomMammoth]

NOT anal rape.

Let's build a raft! Woo-hoo! Fun!

[Kravers]

Anal...What the hell?

I would make you build a raft.

[MushroomMammoth]

Aww, man, not cool.

*pushes Kravers into snake pit for herecy against the Tsar*

[Desperation]

I would make you work for me.
*evil laugh*

[Kravers]

Stapler time!

[theryman]

Suicide.

[Kravers]

I would take my stuff and build a raft for him.

[Desperation]

I'd so become a necrophiliac.
>.<
Edit:meant for Thery
For Kravers:
Staple back.

[jason]

Sex. And a lot of it.

[MushroomMammoth]

I would... chill...?

[Kravers]

Lots of love.

[jason]

I would take out my boat and beat you with it.
Then use it to get home.

[Desperation]

I would anal rape 'till the break of dawn.

[jason]

I would anal rape 'till the break of dawn.
Then it's my turn, right?

[Desperation]

Then it's my turn, right?What fun would it be without your turn?

[theryman]

I only do bloody marries, you should know.

[caniverous toilet]

I'd live off of entertainment.

[Kevim]

Force into slavery

[Joest]

Use him as a raft.

[Desperation]

I would take him and use him to please me...

[MushroomMammoth]

Have a loving, caring relationship focused on getting out of the island and providing each other companionship.

Nahh, anal rape.

[Desperation]

What I would do to him requires lubricant...lots of lubricant.
*bow chika bow bow*

[scott8588]

Rape (Yet you can't rape the willing)>_>

[Adam]

Force into maidery.

(Not slavery, maidery.)

[Kravers]

I would Say RedRum to you and give you a mirror, and then I would do what it said, to you.

[Btg911]

Force you to write more stories.

[Kravers]

* Huggles *.

[caniverous toilet]

*Big Huggles*

[Alice Cooper]

Hope you watched a lot of Survivor, Castaway, Survivorman, Robinson Crusoe, Swiss Family Robinson, Life of Pi, and Gilligan's Island.

[caniverous toilet]

Play Rock Paper Scissors

[Joest]

Drown myself.

[caniverous toilet]

What've you got against me?

I'd die easier though, that's what'd happen.

[Kravers]

* Hug *.

[gufu1992]

*shoot the hippie!*

[Adam]

Kill myself with a Coconut.

[Kravers]

I would say hi.

[Popolop]

Slash him with my knife!
[/rpgang]

[Kravers]

Tells him I am not his enemy.

[Halo007]

I'd shatter your little body steal your food and shelter and use the cell phone that you had all this time.

[caniverous toilet]

I'd be co-oprative, and build things o.O

[zafarat]

I'd ask him to start a fire while I work on shelter or a raft.

[Desperation]

Use him to make tacos, and feed the tacos to the llamas.

[jason]

Take out the implants. They gotta float, right?

[Desperation]

Take out the implants. They gotta float, right?Ouch...
I'd give a complementary sex change.

[jason]

Ouch...
I'd give a complementary sex change.

Then we can make Lesbian love, right?

[Mikeh]

I'd be glad it wasn't .Jon.

[Desperation]

Then we can make Lesbian love, right?Of course.
Mikeh, I would not have lesbian sex with...mainly because there would only be one girl...

[KingLenard]

Play Halo 2 Of Course

[DefendYourAstle]

Fight for the position of King of our isolated hellhole.

[zafarat]

Defend my astle.

[DefendYourAstle]

ring bells and steal his symbiont when it jumps off. then bond with it and kill him.
and yes, it's symbiont, not symbiote.

[Blastedt]

I would kill him and his sig and the Yakuza

>.>

[Kravers]

I would take his Avatars chemical, and make a teleporting machine, and take him and myself to safty.

[Desperation]

First I would stick my *radio edit* in his *radio edit*, because that's how you make pie...right?

[Kravers]

I would be groaning in pain.

[DefendYourAstle]

I would be laughing at the pain of others.

[.Valhalla.]

Put on Barry White.

[Kravers]

I would shoot his avatar.

[DefendYourAstle]

I would seek righteous revenge for the destruction of the Great Seal of the Meatmasons.

[Halo007]

It'd be more like "Defend your butt hole" At that point.

[zafarat]

Figure out a way to play R6V on a desert island.

[.sickling.]

Blame the sky.

[Halo007]

I'd probably eat myself.

[MMC]

I woul punch you in the face, knocking you out. And then rape you.

[scott8588]

*Puts gun to head*

[DefendYourAstle]

dammit, I'd be all alone with a corpse with a hole in its head.
and halo, what do you think Astle means?
and I'm not a rapist, you jerks! *cries*
although I did choose a rather incriminating name....

[MMC]

I'd roundhouse kick myself in the face.

[ButterBeer]

I'd frontkick myself in the face.

[bullettime bob]

I'd eat pie.

[MMC]

I'd jump in the air 3 times to make the fountain in the courtyard spurt blood, I would the push the chair in the way of the desk to drop down the picture and get the Pony medal to open the fire safe that has a key that I would use to find The 30 Year-old shotgun shell (that is unusable) of which I would put in the bronze case that would open a door that has a rusty key inside that I would use to open the drawer that has a glass that I would throw at a door to open a room full of zombies and 3 lickers... After killing them, I would find a dogie medal that would give me a map to a red herb that I would probably never use.

[Zapurdead]

I would shoot him.

[rpgfan]

Befreind + Backstab. Thats one day more to eat ^_^

[bullettime bob]

I would peel your banana and at it.

[rpgfan]

I would have my banana shoot/stab you even before you get the chance :P

[MMC]

I would swim to Miami.

[Btg911]

I would totally move to the other side of the island.

[zafarat]

Set up booby traps and wait for the moment to strike and cannibalize him.

[Kravers]

Who wants a hug?

[MMC]

I do!!

[Mr. Anderson]

Kill and use as fish bait.

[MMC]

I would jump on you like an evil Mario hating goomba. And then use your bones as weapons to catch fish and use the rest of you as bait and food.

[bullettime bob]

I would dance.

[rpgfan]

I would shoot myself with his gun.

[Adam]

Spontanious combustion.

[bullettime bob]

I would sing Amazing Grace.

[rpgfan]

Ditch. That onle less crazy person on the mainland.

[bullettime bob]

I would hang myself with vines.

[rpgfan]

Celebrate as he dies on the vines :P

[RocketSoldier]

*points gun to mouth*

[MMC]

I would dance.

[bullettime bob]

I would dance with you.

[Btg911]

I would bring extra condoms.

[MMC]

I would bing extra dildos.

[bullettime bob]

I would bring extra vibrators.

[RocStar]

Load. Aim. Shoot.

Simple.

[bullettime bob]

I would watch the boondocks.

[Alice Cooper]

I'd get mad for him being Al' up in mah bidniz!

[rpgfan]

Look at avvy and say "WTF?".

[Alice Cooper]

I'd explain that it's a balding man driving a pirate brain mech that's CERBELLUMING a Quarterback

[Btg911]

I'll eat his potatoes.

[rpgfan]

Ill make faces back at his avvy.

[DefendYourAstle]

I'd have the Seal of the Meatmasons crush the irreverent banana-gamer.
that knife hurts, man.

[bullettime bob]

I would steal his ducks.

[Arca]

I'd take his car.

[Endless]

I'd use your moon powers to gravity the water away.