Would you rather?

[Lumeh]

I am sure you all know how this works, you post what you would rather do of the two above you, then you make two selections for the next person to decide what they would rather do! This game would be funner without mods!

Example:


Poster 1:

Would you rather --------- --- ---- ---- or ---------- -------- --- ------ -----?

Poster 2:
I would rather ------- ---- --- ----------- ----

Would you rather: ------ -- or ---- ------


Would you rather shoot yourself in the foot, or stab yourself in the foot?

[MushroomMammoth]

I would rather stab myself in the foot.

Would you rather encounter a giant squid or a giant octopus?

[zafarat]

Squid
They look cooler.

Would you rather sacrifice yourself for something that matters or die old with no regrets?

[Lumeh]

Sacrifice myself for something that matters.

Would you rather be put in jail or house arrest?

[Mykester]

House arrests, they rape you.

Would you rather have sex with a hot guy and not tell anyone, or with a really ####ing ugly lady that weighs 600 pounds, has a beard, and tell all your friends?

[MushroomMammoth]

Hot guy.

Would you rather be forced to stay longer in school, or have more homework?

[WaterZoma]

Yugioh. At least it has some intellect in it.


Would you rather die a quick painless death and have your dead body raped or a slow painful death with nothing else?

[Mykester]

Slow death. Atleast it'll be over sooner or later.

Get beaten up by girls everyday or get beaten up by guys and end up in a comma also seriously severing major arties, thus neeeding to amputate all your limbs. While in the hospital, you get stalked by Old Man Jenkins, who has wild fantasies with you.

[Skellybones]

Quick and painless. I don't care what they do to my corpse, it's a ####ing corpse.

Would you rather kill a friend or kill yourself?

[Mykester]

Friend hehehe

Get beaten up by girls everyday or get beaten up by guys and end up in a comma also seriously severing major arties, thus neeeding to amputate all your limbs. While in the hospital, you get stalked by Old Man Jenkins, who has wild fantasies with you.

[zafarat]

Beaten up by girls

Would you rather harm an innocent old lady or a young boy with a terminal disease?

[Lumeh]

A boy with a terminal disease.

Would you rather play Stick Arena, or Runescape?

[WaterZoma]

Runescape.


Would you kill someone you hate with intense anger or 1,000 people that only ticked you off once?

[Lumeh]

1 person with intense anger.

Would you rather serve a 24 hour detention over the course of one month, or do it all at once?

[AssaultRifle]

All at once. I have a way of entertianing myself.

Would you rather get all of your teeth removed, or get your fingertips removed.

[Lumeh]

Teefz

Would you rather go against the law or your beliefs.

[Broken]

Law.

Killing yourself or killing your mother.

[Robotdeath]

We can't chose both can we? Damn.

Well then killing my mom.

Would you rather fakl;sdfj;aojf'sdfji'wj or lj;bfillgbhfjlwhliq?

[Lumeh]

fakl;sdfj;aojf'sdfji'wj, lj;bfillgbhfjlwhliq is overrated.

Would you rather be set on fire, or be locked in a commercial freezer?

[RocketSoldier]

fakl;sdfj;aojf'sdfji'wj, lj;bfillgbhfjlwhliq is overrated.

Would you rather be set on fire, or be locked in a commercial freezer?

Locked in a freezer.

Would you either be killed by a sharp object let's say, a knife; or by lethal and painful poison?

[Broken]

Knife.

Eat #### or drink piss.

[Adam]

Drink.


Eaten by crazy fireants or eaten by lions?

[Woolfenstien]

Loins.

Would you rather:
Stab a man to death
-OR-
Bludgeon a man to death
?

[Broken]

Stab.

Hammer to the teeth or Baseball bat to the knee.

[denacioust]

To the knee.


Stick a needle through one of your testicles or lick your granny out...

[Broken]

Ouch.

Testicular piercing.

Your dad forcing himself on you or you forcing yourself on your mom.

[denacioust]

Forcing myself on my mum...thats bad.


Eating in Mc Donalds or eating ####.

[Broken]

That's worse.

####.

Cutting off an arm, or a leg.

[denacioust]

A leg.


Being raped by a man or giving a horse head.

[Broken]

Eating out a horse.

-gags-

You didn't specify male or female.


Skinned alive or one hour with her:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9806/08/tonys.cnn/link.rosie.odonnell.jpg

[denacioust]

Skinned.


Sexing up your granny or riding a horse (not the usual way)

[Broken]

Granny luving all night.

Shat on, or kicked in nuts with a golf cleet.

[denacioust]

Shat on.


Eat your grannys front door or back door. (you know what I mean)

[Broken]

Front.

Diner time, Den!

Menstrual Milkshake or Busted Nut Chowder?

[denacioust]

Menstrual Milkshake


Your dads cum or your mums menstrual...juice

[Mykester]

Mums menstrual. yeah Den, you seem to be having some relations with all your family, because I see no other way of getting so many ideas.

Play WoW or Runescape?

[Lumeh]

Mums menstrual. yeah Den, you seem to be having some relations with all your family, because I see no other way of getting so many ideas.

Play WoW or Runescape?
Simillar question made...
WoW

Would your rather rip off your fingernails and have them never grow back, or have all of your teeth kicked out, then grow back.

[Mr. Anderson]

Can we end the sexual choices until tomorrow? :|

Runescape. $15 a month? Ya'll be crazy.

Death or Vegetative state

[Robotdeath]

Death.

Sex with Den or Sex with Citron?

[Lumeh]

Sex with Den, maybe.

Be told when you will die, or die unexpectedly on your birthday.

[MushroomMammoth]

Unexpectably.

Eat 20 pounds of dung for $5,000 or not for no money?

[Danielle]

Not for no money.

Would you rather drink hot root beer or cold coffee?

[Lumeh]

Not for no money, eating that much poo is literally suicide.

Be hit by a car or fall into the ocean at terminal velocity from 300 feet.

[MushroomMammoth]

Cold coffee. Hey, if Starbucks tries to sell it, it can't be too bad.

Hmm... Watch Gigli or watch King Kung Fu?

[Broken]

King Kung Fu.

Will or Grace.

[.Valhalla.]

Grace, because I can do more with a girl.

Would you rather be a accountant or a lunch lady?

[The Prodigal]

Accountant. Then I can get fired.

Steal or vandalize?

[zafarat]

Steal

Backflip into a volcano or Drive into a tornado?

[KingLenard]

Drive into a tornado (that looks like fun)

Get Halo 3 even though its not out

or

Play Halo 3 Online Multiplayer but its the demo

[zafarat]

Get Halo 3.

Fight a kodiak bear or fight a gorilla?

[KingLenard]

gorilla

Go to school for 50 years or stay in jail for 25 years?

[denacioust]

School.

Do your mum or your sister

[Kravers]

My Hawt Sister.

Would you rather Die Young and rich with alot of Fame, or Die Old being Poor with no fame?

[caniverous toilet]

Young, why not be vain?

Be Emo or Chav. British people have a better chance of getting this "right".

[Tidus49$]

Hate that question...
I'd prefer Chav.

[Kravers]

Didn't do one ^

Having it with a Hot girl, Or having it everyday with a Ugly girl.

[caniverous toilet]

Having it with a Hot girl.

Own a PS2 forever / Be A PSWii60 owner for a week.

[zafarat]

PS2 forever

Kick a puppy or eat a baby?

[ssgtGrimreaper]

Kick a puppy

Rape in the ear or nose?

[Mime]

Ear, then you don't get the permanent smell of penis.

Dive head first into a pool of chewing tobacco spit, or wake up naked in the middle of a park on a Sunday afternoon?

[caniverous toilet]

Dive head first into a pool of chewing tobacco spit.

Homocide or being murdered

[KingLenard]

being murdered

die falling off the empire state building or die falling off the grand canyon

[zafarat]

Grand Canyon

Live with no arms or live with no Legs?

[KingLenard]

Live with no legs i could get a wheelchair

eat pie or eat pizza

[Mime]

Pizza.
Beatles or Rolling Stones?

[K1CkA55]

Beatles

Permanent visible nose hair or ear hair?

[DefendYourAstle]

ear hair, I could grow my hair long or wear a hat

Stabbed in the face or roundhouse-kicked in the face?

[e p]

roundhouse kick (norris excluded)

Pegged or surprise buttsecks

[p13m4n134]

pegged

would you rather eat pie or cake

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

cake

Miniclip or Nitrome?

[Kjohn]

miniclip

castration or guillotine

[p13m4n134]

guillotine

die or poison

[brianbrian25]

die.

Newgrounds or Xgen?

[deathdealer]

NG

Pistol shot in the arm, or a baseball bat to the nuts?

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

Pistol to arm.

Amputated penis or amputated body