Ridiculously hilarious eBay merchandise

[Impulse]

Guaranteed at least a chuckle.

Take your friends out for a soda:

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4531896877&catego ry=26434

Look out! One of a kind!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45570&item=6514295 357&rd=1

Nice paint job!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2620&item=59602269 12&rd=1

This guy spelt protein wrong:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63852&item=6748176 484&rd=1

This one's a classic work of art:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=552&item=730256432 4&rd=1

The perfect solution to hunger:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1607&item=43536267 35&rd=1

Great Christmas present!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15825&item=4357746 673&rd=1


Enjoy! :wink:

[ehntoo]

Hehe... those are awesome.

Thanks for the laugh.

[Shadow Crest]

hillarious!

Anyone sell any bread on there?

[manoftheman6]

I wonder if anyone ever tryed to sell a whole town in kenya or something for 10 million... I would buy that even if I had to borrow 10 million from the bank.... ;)

[noobpwner1]

I've got a couple funny ones:

Running low on socks?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11511&item=3961902 458&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Those socks not good enough? How about his one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=7957554230&catego ry=6763&sspagename=WDVW

[crusty]

:-p

Nice. eBay is a great source of good deals, and laughs.

[Leperkawn]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=55616351 27&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

I know an insane amount of weird ebay things. Don't get me started =P

[noobpwner1]

haha, wow, he got 6 bids. sounds like an easy way to make $15.

[Impulse]

That's the best idea I've seen on there. What did you search for to find that? Oh, and the only bids I'd say he has gotten are from people wanting to kill him for putting his ugly face on the internet.

His face is hilarious, but the pinky to the side of the mouth (Dr. Evil style) would work a lot better.

[The Brown Cow]

Hmmmm... I kinda want that plantation.

*checks wallet*

Ah, not quite.

[Jshall]

I want that boat!!!!!11!!!

[Hex]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=55613791 61&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=55623104 00&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=55620065 69&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=55623394 89&rd=1


um, no thanks to any of these...

[noobpwner1]

oooo i just HAVE to find out what's inside the secret box!

[Impulse]

The boat or the mystery box, hmm...That's actually a very good idea. I'd put a box with nothing in it for 15 dollars. I bet that I would get money.

[Vagrant]

Need a new guitar?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=55606771 35&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=621&item=730505078 6&rd=1

[DarkReality]

So we have 2 Million for a boat, or 2 Million for a plantation which automatically doubles as a place to live. If I had the money, I'd even think about the plantation. Bananas are the deal of the future, I tell you.

I wonder if they ship it to germany >_>

Kewlness. I wonder if anyone'll end up buying the plantation.

[Rob97]

lol, It takes a real idiot to bid on that stuff.

[_Gravy]

Looking for your antique glass eye but can't seem to find it? Replace it with a used one for a nominal fee!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4084&item=61616313 10&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

The only thing sadder than this is that 79 people were actually looking for a used glass eye on eBay.

[ʕÎnsąnitÿʔ]

lol, thats an awsome glass eye.

[Morwin t3h Banninator]

Dude! A glass eye! That's awesome.

I like the guy who sold a PS2 box. He said VERY CLEARLY that it was ONLY the box, but people didn't pay attention, and he ended up getting 100 dollars or so.

[JoeyG]

Man, people are stupid on eBay. I pity the fool who has to hang out with a family for a year for a million dollars.

[Bob5133]

Crud, I can't find it, but somebody made up a story about a rubber ducky being haunted, and burning their son, and going into his room and stuff, and it actually sold. I forget how much for. Maybe you could buy the plantation and the ship, then ship the bananas to Germany yourself.

[Blixinator]

people make a living selling there garbage on Ebay
do you think you can sell an xgen acount on ebay

[Alexar]

My friend sold his soul for 25 bucks on ebay.......

[noobpwner1]

My favorite one is still the air guitar.

[Alexar]

Geeze, that's just pathetic, it's like giving the guy money for nothing.

[moonm325]

No, he got a guitar stand.

[noobpwner1]

Yeah really. The other funny thing about it is the shipping cost! :lol:

[Alexar]

That's just sad..... It's a rip off I tell you and I don't see why people would waste their own money on those things.