Im going to jump off a cliff.

[The First]

I am really sick of people picks on me. Before I was kicked off my bus a bunch of idiots(insert random swear word instead of idiots) Hell I could sleep at night. I kept a gun under my pillow. Now i am just sick of it. I also have adhd which caused me to bring my knifes to school everyday and make several death threats.

Goodbye life.....

[Shadow Crest]

hey, wait, don't end your life man! I don't know you, but why kill yourself over this?

[ehntoo]

This is one of the few notes I've read on XGen that convince me.

If it's true... why bother? If you kill yourself, people will just laugh in your memory and say that they killed you... You'll be much worse off than you are now.

If it's just a desperate plea for attention like many others I've read... i'm not even going to say anything.

[crusty]

i'm not even going to say anything.

Bit to late for that, eh?

I say if you're going to do it, just do it.

[theryman]

i'm not even going to say anything.

Too late :wink:

But seriously, i doubt your suicide note would be on an online forum.

[Shadow Crest]

This is one of two things-

1- a real plea for help. King, if it is, post here ASAP so we can talk about this.

2- a lie, and if it is, you deserve a ban.

I will assume 1 unless King says otherwise.

[The First]

If you already knew my old babysitter was a crack ##### and abused her kids and me. It drove me almost psychotic when I was 7.

[Impulse]

If you are desperate about killing yourself, do something cool. Most cliffs aren't big enough to die off of. When you find yourself laying down in the hospital, you'll feel really dumb. Honestly, though, if you are desperate about killing yourself, do it somewhere where everyone could see you do it. Rob a bank, burn the money, shoot some cows, whatever.

[Shadow Crest]

Hey

*knocks Impulse in head*

Don't listen to him. Just stop, tell your problems here, or to a consuler at school.

Oh, and ignore impulse, he'll be fine once he wakes up.

[DarkReality]

Dude... why do we care? Honestly. Do you know how many people die each die? How many people with good intentions die just like that? I can't think of too many people who even like you here, so why in god's name should we care about one more person die.

With a forum of 300 000 members, the chance that one of them dies within a year is quite high.

Apart from that, you make it sound like it's our fault that you're not able to bring your life in order. Sure, I may not know what it's like to be abused, but it's your own fault if you let it get to you. When you get down to it, it's nothing more than some physical action which is drilled into your head as being oh-so-wrong. I won't touch on the subject of whether it is wrong or not, but jesus, not like you were taken then chance to become something in your life. You make it sound like you want to be something special.

And sure, blame adhd for you making death threats. If you're incapable of controlling your own actions, then you should either be locked away or you should die, because quite frankly, you're a danger then. Apart from adhd being a massively overblown "disease", it's attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. It has something to do with your level of concentration and the way your synapses work. Nowhere does it force you to make death threats.

And jump off a cliff? You complain that you're picked on and that no one cares or notices about you and then you do something as undramatic as jumping off a cliff? Come on! Leave a statement, make it clear to people that they made a mistake. The money burning idea sounds quite nice. Set yourself on fire infront of some political building, or do something a bit more... meaningful than jumping off a cliff. Which wouldn't kill you anyway, unless you live near the Grand Canyon. Or a Mountain. But as Impulse said, it'll most likely break your bones and hurt you, unless you manage to fall on your head. And if you really managed to make yourself dive onto a hard surface without chickening out, then you just wasted an excellent life that could have been used being a stuntman.

So to summarize: plea for sympathy -> failed. Get a life.

[Impulse]

What's wrong with my post? It was really good advice, as I'm sure others can agree.

I wasn't telling him to die, I was informing him that if he was really desperate to die and couldn't go on regardless of what happens, do it in a cool fashion. I'm sure anyone can agree with me when they understand my post.


EDIT: Dibs on his money.

[DarkReality]

Who in their right mind jumps off a cliff? Not only does it take a while, you don't know if you'll REALLY die or if you wake up paralyzed, which is pretty much the worst situation anyone could ever be in. And who would remember you? Everyone knows the tibetian monks who burned themselves to protest the chinese "invasion" of Tibet (or at least lots of people know them). Who remembers all those people who slit their wrists, or O.D.? No one apart from relatives and friends.

[Impulse]

Not to mention that when you're paralized, you'll have to result to holding your breath your strangling yourself because you'll always be attended. All that has to be done there is a little pretending. Repeat if it fails.

[Leperkawn]

And if you really managed to make yourself dive onto a hard surface without chickening out, then you just wasted an excellent life that could have been used being a stuntman.

XD




I smell a cry for attention. You came to an online forum and posted how you're gunna kill yourself, so we'll rush to your aid and you'll get attention. Sounds like you need to get/lose a life.

There are excellent careers ahead of you, in the area of stuntmanship...

Btw, you didn't hear this from me, but if you do go out, choose a public area and scream, "FORUMS DOT XGENSTUDIOS DOT COM!" really loud. (Try not to hurt anyone while you depart)
At least help skye out a bit.

[Impulse]

LMFAO. "FORUMS DOT."

In conclusion, do something you could never do otherwise.

[Rambo]

You guys are really unforgiving and mean. You have a point though...

[Leperkawn]

Come on, rambo. No one goes and posts their suicide note onto an online forum that hates them. He just wants attention, which we are inadvertently giving him.

[Impulse]

Again, I'm just helping him out if he's serious about it. I don't think I should be considered mean or unforgiving. I mean, we are posting what, apparently, he is asking for. Just some suggestions. Don't take it the wrong way.

[Rambo]

Come on, rambo. No one goes and posts their suicide note onto an online forum that hates them. He just wants attention, which we are inadvertently giving him.

Which is why I said you have a point. He is just trying to garner attention and doesn't deserve sympathy, but you guys are acting like he committed a crime.

[Shadow Crest]

REAL KING, you have until now to state whether this is real or a joke. If this is a joke, you really deserve a good ban.

I am starting to think this is an attention getter, and if someone has to say this, then they are desperate for attention, and need to get out more.

(I'll leave my original thought for a mod to mention...)

[manoftheman6]

REAL KING, if what you are saying is true, and you havent killed your self yet, then may I suddgest that you go on a killing spree of you school, taking everyone that bulled you with you on your departing. Well, tahts what I would do, or just go on a random kiling spree with all of my stockpiles of homeade weapons I have in my garage.


yes, they WERE all made just incase of me exploding with rage.

[crusty]

Do you know how many people die each die?

I'd say about one. :-p

[Leperkawn]

REAL KING, if what you are saying is true, and you havent killed your self yet, then may I suddgest that you go on a killing spree of you school, taking everyone that bulled you with you on your departing. Well, tahts what I would do, or just go on a random kiling spree with all of my stockpiles of homeade weapons I have in my garage.


yes, they WERE all made just incase of me exploding with rage.

Well, I can officially say you're a phsycopath. You should see someone about your insanity.

[Shadow Crest]

I'm getting sick of this. REAL KING, if this is a joke, PM me and tell me.

[Sperry]

What a strange strange series of posts; and so many filled with highly argueable points. I am not getting into the debate of the century on your suicide choice. Frankly if you feel it is your right and desire and have thought this through fully; then you have same. If not; think it over in prior.

And Impulse; just in case you never knew this; you cannot kill yourself by holding your breath. By the time you come anywhere near close; you will undoubtably pass out and begin to breathe again. One of the body's little defense mechanisms. The only reason why those who strangle or suffocate others suceed is because they aren't the ones who pass out.

[Impulse]

And Impulse; just in case you never knew this; you cannot kill yourself by holding your breath. By the time you come anywhere near close; you will undoubtably pass out and begin to breathe again. One of the body's little defense mechanisms. The only reason why those who strangle or suffocate others suceed is because they aren't the ones who pass out.

If it fails just repeat for your whole life. There's not anything else worth doing if you are disabled and want to kill yourself.

[crusty]

If he runs out of oxygen entirely, he won't come back to life, snowman. It's not Disney.

[The Brown Cow]

No, but you pass out before you die. Then your hands loosen and you can breathe again.

[Leperkawn]

Yeah, it's proven that you can't hold your breath or strangle yourself to death.

[Jshall]

There are some really sick kids on this forum. And let me be the first to say Popbob you need some help weather or not this is real............... or not.

[Honeycomb]

Call the kids help phone line or whatever its called. I thnk this is just spam. Spam spam spam.

[Sperry]

Disney is actually more violant than you think. Ever seen Bambi? Disney's known for subtle story deaths. You can't; by the way; use your hands if you are paralyzed from the nexk down. so unless someone is there tightening them until you pass out; no dice there either. You can't run out of oxygen when you breathe perfectly normally; unless of course there is a lack; but we're not going to gas the boy.

[crusty]

Wait, what are we even talking about? I thought this was the snow thread?

[Impulse]

Disney is actually more violant than you think. Ever seen Bambi? Disney's known for subtle story deaths. You can't; by the way; use your hands if you are paralyzed from the nexk down. so unless someone is there tightening them until you pass out; no dice there either. You can't run out of oxygen when you breathe perfectly normally; unless of course there is a lack; but we're not going to gas the boy.
This post was brought to you by "Common Sense."

I know that you can't use your hands if you are paralized from the "nexk" down. I was obviously talking about someone who was paralized from the waist down.

[Sperry]

This is the thread about THE_REAL_KING killing himself. Well everyone watch the news for every city in the world so we know if he was lying.

[Leperkawn]

~~~N Town Daily~~~

Xgen forum user "THE_REAL_KING commits sucide

'nuff said.

[crusty]

I agree, EOD.

[ODDDLY]

Is he dead yet?

[Sperry]

Well since his last post of his suicide; he has not even been online. So I suppose he's killed hismelf by now.

*puts in will that when I die someone tells xgen* CMA!

[noobpwner1]

Well, tahts what I would do, or just go on a random kiling spree with all of my stockpiles of homeade weapons I have in my garage.

Well that would do a lot of good.

[Jshall]

He posted in the shout out box......

[manoftheman6]

REAL KING, if what you are saying is true, and you havent killed your self yet, then may I suddgest that you go on a killing spree of you school, taking everyone that bulled you with you on your departing. Well, tahts what I would do, or just go on a random kiling spree with all of my stockpiles of homeade weapons I have in my garage.


yes, they WERE all made just incase of me exploding with rage.

Well, I can officially say you're a phsycopath. You should see someone about your insanity.


I noticed that for a loonnnngggg time, and ive been on the waiting list for "a"*phycological profiler for 12 months, but I have lots of reasons to be one anyways, pm me if you want to know cause its kinda long.


*=edited word

[Sperry]

since his last POST of his suicide
POSTed in the shout out box
Ahem.

[Jshall]

OK he really shouted if you want to get technical.

[DarkReality]

If he runs out of oxygen entirely, he won't come back to life, snowman. It's not Disney

Your body can go for 10 minutes without fresh oxygen before you die. I think you pass out after 4 or so. Unless you've got some really cool lungs. The question is, do you really start to breathe again on your own, because how do you jump-start your heart? Somehow I'm not in the mood for trying it out...


Well, I can officially say you're a phsycopath. You should see someone about your insanity.

Psychopath. Psych. Ps! Something about that word makes it really hard to spell, obviously :-D

Wow, this thread turned out to be rather ridiculous for being a suicide note. Heh, shows how unforgiving the internet is. What would be incredibly cruel is if someone wrote a suicide note, it was read in class, and everyone tears it apart like we more or less did.

"OMGLIEK! I bet he's just fakeing!"
"Nah, he's only playing sick"
"Jump off a cliff? What a loser..."

>_>

[MercuryLime]

Huntar, your just generalizing things. He's not joking, he's serious, but that doesn't mean he won't chicken out.

I think he also may be lying abut the 'gun under the pillow' part, but who cares?

Er... I just noticed that this was in the irrelevance forum. :shock:

[noobpwner1]

hey, THE REAL KING.......are you still there?

i wonder if he actually did it.

[h00pla]

Call the kids help phone line

My little sister called them when she was depressed and thought of suicide. all they did was ask her how things made her feel. her answer was generally, "like i want to kill myself"

they don't help. and i like the thought of lighting yourself on fire in front of a bank screaming "forums dot ecchs jen studios dot com"

[DarkReality]

Seriously... imagine the traffic this site would be getting if that leaked into the news "young teenager burns to death, screaming forums dot xgenstudios dot com at the top of his lungs". Assuming the news managed to catch the spelling. But still, people would think this is some sort of cult website...

Wow, I think I just found a new form of advertising. Volunteers?

[supernerden]

*jumps to be seen*Oh, pick me. I'll paint Xgen on my stomach and run naked trough all Norway. (It'll be a little cold but, hello; it's Xgen we're talking about* Oh please my master Xgen, olease have mercy, What have I done to deserve your wrath?

[h00pla]

But you forgot to light yourself on fire. then you'd have to scream 1337 obsceneties at everybody

[Sperry]

Well they may also assume that we're the ones who ruddy killed him or let him or whatever. Someone could get in trouble for not helping him. Let's go over there and help.

*puts trampoline under cliff* Did my job.

[Leperkawn]

*unhooks springs*

And I did mine.

[Sperry]

Aren't you kind.
phsychopath. lol

PSYCH!!!!
Psychopath. Psych. Ps! Something about that word makes it really hard to spell, obviously

[Leperkawn]

Zyko Path.

Say it fast, it works.


Ten bucks says that he posted that and just left Xgen to leave us wondering.

[Sperry]

Perhaps; perhaps not. If the world were a small country we'd be able to find out rather easily; but as I do not think anyone knew his true location and people die every second; we'll never know.
(unless of course he does the ad thing)

[crusty]

This thread has more views that the rules one does...

I think it worked. :-p

[Sperry]

Well when you get down to the bone; it's either "don't do it" or "do it and shush up".

[Freddy]

well if he did end up doing it.

"Tell me how it turned out man. I want to know the rush of bungy jumping with no bungy."

[Shadow Crest]

Hey, REAL KING, did it work?

[Sperry]

Well if he did do it:

a) he's currently DEAD and thusly will only haunt Reality_Del_Dark in their dreams for telling him to die. =P
b) he is not all too badly harmed and is too depressed to post
c) he's gone and paralysed himself. can't post with your nose alone.

[Shadow Crest]

or d) he was a chicken, and did not die, but sees that his plot failed, and is too afraid to return.

[Sperry]

well maybe; like a chicken; he ran around with his head cut off. =P

Seeing as this thread; unless REAL is alive; will just be used to insult his deadness, it no longer has point.

Does anyone actually know this kid?

[Shadow Crest]

Nope, sorry man. He will have to create an apology topic if he was lying.

[manoftheman6]

or d) he was a chicken, and did not die, but sees that his plot failed, and is too afraid to return.

if you wern't able to kill your self, or you chickened out, then you just failed at failing.

I rest my case.

offtopic: does anyone think I should make a topic about me being phycotic? I can't live like this, if I dont get it fixed, some time in the future il be being hauled off to a gas chamber or something

[Sperry]

No; I do not think you should. Of course you could make a thread about you being psychotic...

[manoftheman6]

umm, snowman, care to refrase that? It dosnt make sence....

[Sperry]

phycotic
psychotic
Clarifed now?

[manoftheman6]

dam Hs.

[Impulse]

if you wern't able to kill your self, or you chickened out, then you just failed at failing.
Wrong. It is a bad idea to misquote maddox and then make a spelling error at the same time.

Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

[Sparky]

Maddox is a big jerk and people should realise that

[manoftheman6]

its not like I actually went to maddox... I just felt that I really needed to put that quote in there, and ya, my spelling sucks.


what spelling error anyways?

[Sparky]

'wern't' it's actually weren't

[dastardly_fiend]

2- a lie, and if it is, you deserve a ban.

LOL He deserves a ban for making a fake suicide note. Hahaha. That's rich.

[noobpwner1]

Maddox is a big jerk and people should realise that

i agree, but he does occasionally make some good points.

[Shadow Crest]

I hope this is locked soon before one of US gets banned for something stupid.

[ManUpstairs]

Ok, either this kid is dead or faking dead or he attempted suicide and failed. If he's dead, God(or whoever) rest his soul. If he's faking, he is a SAD person and needs to get a life. If he's sitting somewhere in a hospital wearing a body cast, he's still an idiot for failing. If you're going to do something, do it 100%.

I don't know thins guy, and I'm not going to waste any more time in this thread.

[ABC123]

I am really sick of people picks on me. Before I was kicked off my bus a bunch of idiots(insert random swear word instead of idiots) Hell I could sleep at night. I kept a gun under my pillow. Now i am just sick of it. I also have adhd which caused me to bring my knifes to school everyday and make several death threats.

Goodbye life.....


If you're going to kill yourself, then why are you worried about swearing online...? Yeah, that was probably a pretty heartless thing to say, but he's probably faking it and looking for attention. Sounds like the typical popbob(his old screen name). If you're not faking this, then sorry.

[Sparky]

Daaaaaaang, that does sound like Popbob, what happened to that guy? P.S. good call ABC

[ABC123]

The Real King is popbob.

[ODDDLY]

The Real King is popbob.
i agree
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<marquee>THE REAL KING IS A FAGGOT LIAR</marquee>
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Big words from a guy with one post... welcome to the forums.

[noobpwner1]

what an odd first post, aaiscool.

[ehntoo]

Locked

Preventing more spamming.