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RocketSoldier
03-18-2007, 04:55 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Stop being such a #####. Just because you stubbed your toe doesn't mean you can pretend to cry. Start working out and get some ##### for ####s sakes. You're a failure. #### you.


Your turn.

Scornic
03-18-2007, 04:57 PM
Dear 10-Year Old self. In 5 years when you find a website called X-Gen Studios avoid it at all costs.

Mr. Anderson
03-18-2007, 04:59 PM
Dear 10-year-old self,

Your life will begin to fall apart. Hang in there!

~Love,
Future Nick.

Joest
03-18-2007, 04:59 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Don't be such a jack-ass. Just because you got a 67 on a test, doesn't mean you should start crying. Toughen up and get some friends. And start working out, you fat piece of ####.

RocketSoldier
03-18-2007, 05:00 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Haha, I'm taller than you.

-Rob

Mr. Anderson
03-18-2007, 05:00 PM
And start working out, you fat piece of ####.


EPIC.


Dear 10-year-old self,

DON'T freeze your self for the Wii when you are older! Trust me!

~Yours Truly,
Future Nick.

Black Jack
03-18-2007, 05:02 PM
Dear 10-year-old self,

Don't go into Mr. Johnson's yard. Really don't.

love,
your older self

jason
03-18-2007, 05:07 PM
Dear 10 year old self; You're a pimp.

...what? X_x
Also, invest in Apple. NOW!

Joest
03-18-2007, 05:11 PM
Yeah, I was a chubby little cry-baby.

Mr. Anderson
03-18-2007, 05:12 PM
Dear 10-year-old self,

On that school stocks thing, don't buy GYU. DON'T.

It was something like that. Cost me 200 fake dollars.

Hex
03-18-2007, 05:13 PM
Dear 10 year old self:

Start working out now so you're totally ripped when you're 17.
And buy lots of Google stock.
And learn what "gay" is earlier instead of learning it at like, 14. It'll save you a lot of hassle and confusion later.

gufu1992
03-18-2007, 05:13 PM
Dear 10-year old self - ask you're father to invest money in Euros - not dollars.

Area 51
03-18-2007, 05:14 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

GO TO LOGAN AIRPORT ON 9/11/01, STOP THE TERRORISTS!

~God.

Mr. Anderson
03-18-2007, 05:15 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

GO TO LOGAN AIRPORT ON 9/11/01, STOP THE TERRORISTS!

~God.


I just pissed myself. High-larious.

Joest
03-18-2007, 05:17 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

GO TO LOGAN AIRPORT ON 9/11/01, STOP THE TERRORISTS!

~God.
Awesome.

Scornic
03-18-2007, 05:18 PM
Dear 10-Year old self,

Don't light the dog on fire, trust me.

denacioust
03-18-2007, 05:25 PM
Dear ten year old self,


Ummm...I think I left my wallet at your place, I'm not sure but if ya could check...

c00lryguy
03-18-2007, 05:26 PM
Dear 10 year old self,
Keep it up, buddeh!


Seriously, that has to have been when my life was at its peak, that and the 3 years following, theeen it all went downhill..

denacioust
03-18-2007, 05:29 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Girls get boobies eventually, befriend them!

Karl
03-18-2007, 05:32 PM
Dear 10 year old Naborr-

When you're 16, buy Spore.

AssaultRifle
03-18-2007, 05:35 PM
Dear 10 Year-old self,

Kill Skye Boyes. He is in Canada. Go, now, before it is too late.

Joest
03-18-2007, 05:35 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Start lining up for the PS3/Wii.

Mykester
03-18-2007, 05:35 PM
Dear 10 y.o self,

In 4 years, get really intimate with that girl in insturmental that plays the clarinet. Please, don't be a dumb #### and ask her out before she loses interest in you.

-Mykester

PS. When she does rub your hair in 4 years, FLIRT YOU DUMB FAT PIECE OF ####

denacioust
03-18-2007, 05:38 PM
Dear ten year old self,


Get a damn haircut, you look ridiculuos.

AssaultRifle
03-18-2007, 05:39 PM
Dear 10 Year-old self,

Call in a bomb threat at the World Trade Center Towers at 6AM, September 11, 2001. Make sure the building is evacuated.

Skellybones
03-18-2007, 05:42 PM
Dear 10 year old self

Stop being such a ####ing douchebag. Violence is cool, swearing is fun and crying gets you nowhere.

Area 51
03-18-2007, 05:44 PM
Dear 10 year old self,
Please forward this to your three year old self,
ATTN: three year old self:
A. Kill Lorena Bobbitt because the courts couldn't get it right
B. Save Kurt Cobain
C. Watch Schindler's List
D. Woodstock 94
E. Stop the assault weapons ban
F. Stop Friends
G. Find the Blair witch project people
H. Stab Dom Gatto in the eye for ripping you off 12 years in the future.
~ God.

Mr. Anderson
03-18-2007, 05:44 PM
Dear ten-year-old self,

Start the catch phrase "I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHA####IN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHA####IN' PLANE!"

Area 51
03-18-2007, 05:55 PM
Dear ten-year-old self,

Start the catch phrase "I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHA####IN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHA####IN' PLANE!"QFT.

Joest
03-18-2007, 05:57 PM
Dear ten-year-old self,

Piss on George Bush. You will thank me later.

denacioust
03-18-2007, 05:58 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

I know you're probably sick of all these letters but I really need to find that wallet...

Hero of Time
03-18-2007, 05:59 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Stop being an attention #####.

AssaultRifle
03-18-2007, 05:59 PM
H. Stab Dom Gatto in the eye for ripping you off 12 years in the future.


Eh?

Hex
03-18-2007, 06:00 PM
Dear ten-year-old self:

Attached is the book "The Da-Vinci Code". Sell it as your own.

Mr. Anderson
03-18-2007, 06:01 PM
Dear ten-year-old self:

Attached is the book "The Da-Vinci Code". Sell it as your own.

Most epic quote ever.

Area 51
03-18-2007, 06:01 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

GO TO LOGAN AIRPORT ON 9/11/01, STOP THE TERRORISTS!

~God.

Dear 10 Year-old self,

Call in a bomb threat at the World Trade Center Towers at 6AM, September 11, 2001. Make sure the building is evacuated.
ahem.

Kevim
03-18-2007, 06:02 PM
Dear ten year old self:

Sooner or later in your daily travels you will come across a lady wearing an oversized pink jacket, brown, leather pants, and she will be carrying a baby kitten in her left hand. Destroy this woman by any means necissary.

Area 51
03-18-2007, 06:04 PM
Dear ten year old self:

Sooner or alter in your daily travels you will come across a lady wearing an overside pink jacket, brown, leather pants, and she will be carrying a baby kitten in her left hand. Destroy this woman by any means necissary.[/thread]

Vagrant
03-18-2007, 06:04 PM
Dear 10 year old self--

Ask her the #### out.

¿CRAZYØ¿
03-18-2007, 06:05 PM
Dear 10 year old self,
In 5 years, remember what happend when you were ten so you can send a message back in time and make something better.

Meek
03-18-2007, 06:09 PM
Dear 10 year old self.

Get used to those A's, they get harder to get.

And oh yeah. Don't invest in ENRON.

Squidude
03-18-2007, 06:20 PM
Dear ten year old self,

What's up? How have you been? I'd really like to know since I have amnesia and forgot the past ten years of my life.

-Evan

P.S. - Stay away from construction sites.

denacioust
03-18-2007, 06:31 PM
Dear ten year old self,


Do NOT go drinking on St.Patrick's Day when you're 17, you WILL get lifted...

Black Jack
03-18-2007, 06:34 PM
Dear ten year old self,

I like puppys.

Guybrush Threepwood
03-18-2007, 06:39 PM
Dear ten year old self,
Fag.

Black Jack
03-18-2007, 06:40 PM
Dear ten year old self,

Don't take your childhood per granted. When your a teenager it gets much worse.

Karl
03-18-2007, 08:16 PM
Most epic quote ever.
Dear God, not everything is epic, you 4 chan #####!

Hex
03-18-2007, 08:19 PM
Dear God, not everything is epic, you 4 chan #####!

You're right, only everything I say is epic.

Mr. Anderson
03-18-2007, 08:20 PM
Dear God, not everything is epic, you 4 chan #####!

4chan? What in the world is that?

The Fallen One
03-18-2007, 08:20 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

On September 11th, 2001, terrorists will hijack planes and fly them into the world trade center towers and the pentagon, killing thousands of innocent people. You must stop this from happening. I don't care how, just do it! In the name of freedom and justice, you must! Be brave, and remember that America is depending on you!!!

PS Stay away from Sara Cohen. She's crazy, and not in a good way!!!!!

WaterZoma
03-18-2007, 08:22 PM
Dear 10-year old self,

The school officials plan to make your life a living hell when you enter high school.

Karl
03-18-2007, 08:27 PM
4chan? What in the world is that?
1. Liar.
2. If not 1, lurk moar.
3. Stop calling stuff epic.

Mara
03-18-2007, 08:29 PM
/b/

imma chargin mah LAZERS!

Edit: Wow, this isn't in SL? Mah bad. /Professional voice: "The above is an example of a conversation in 4chan's "/b/" imageboard (similar, yet different, from forums).

The Fallen One
03-18-2007, 08:33 PM
4chan? What in the world is that?

It's a forum full of racists, pedophiles, flamers, trolls, and noobs. If the IQ of every regular poster there was added together, the sum would still be less than the average IQ of a dead cat.

Mara
03-18-2007, 08:34 PM
Shoop Da Woop

Edit: Again, thought this was in SL. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan)

Karl
03-18-2007, 08:38 PM
Rules 1 and 2, Mara.

And you call yourself /b/lackup. For shame.

ehntoo
03-18-2007, 08:41 PM
Dear 10-year-old self:
Flirt a bit more, and don't run away from girls. You'll thank yourself later.

PS: Get a trademark on the names "Longhorn" and "Vista". You'll thank yourself later.

Alice Cooper
03-19-2007, 06:31 AM
>_>

Tanktunker
03-19-2007, 07:47 AM
Dear 10 year old self,
The bottle labelled "Rat Poison" is the most delicious syrup available, and it'll give you super powers.

Popolop
03-19-2007, 08:42 AM
Dear 10 year old self,

DON'T eat the dog. Not only will the nighbors get pissed, it'll leave a bad after taste.

And also, go to ####ing French Road.

Raven-Blood
03-19-2007, 08:48 AM
Dear 10-year old that is me because im ten, stop being nice to your sis so she will not be cost to make people belive that she have ghost power and stop being a weirdo at kumon because that kumon suck like a foot step deep deep in a ass and stop being such a ##### head because no one care about you having a pain in the arm blood test and don't let a guy give you a Tutle
and stop crying posting stupid posts on kid world ok!?! they suck because they're like
noobie kids.

Love your self when is 15 wish is not yet...

Robotdeath
03-19-2007, 09:11 AM
Dear 10-year-old self,

Invest in Microsoft. Now.
Ah yeah, you know that girl in your class? Start being friendly to her.
Also work out.
And remember, random strangers will not give you candy. Knifes will only make things worse.

You also DO NOT posses the ability to fly. At all.

Posh Jibbons
03-19-2007, 10:42 AM
Dear 10 year old self,

Stop crying like a little girl. Start taking jiu-jitsu, don't fall behind on your schoolwork, stand up for yourself, steal a copy of The Oregon Trail, don't #### with your sisters bicycle to look cool infront of your friends, and dont let your mom sell your NES OR Gameboy. Oh, and don't trade those magic cards, steal that ####.

And PAY ATTENTION when Kevin tells you how to ride the dirtbike. DO NOT ride that thing wide open, it'll save you from 5 stitches and a severe damage to your self confidence.

Mareus
03-19-2007, 11:10 AM
Dear 10-year old self,

1) Get off the computer. Stop playing Runescape.
2) Work out. Become ripped.
3) Discover metal and rock, not rap.
4) Murder your teacher.

~Mareus


PS. When that chick in 8th grade flirts with you... yeah.

Adam
03-19-2007, 12:20 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Don't talk to np v2.0 on TeamSpeech next year.

Wait.. that wasn't too long ago...

srpgdude
03-19-2007, 12:20 PM
Dear 10-year old self:

Enclosed are the blueprints to the time machine I used to send you this letter.Market it as your own,you'll crush the original inventors chance of successBUT YOU'LL BE FILTHY RICH!!!

Popolop
03-19-2007, 12:33 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Don't talk to np v2.0 on TeamSpeech next year.

Wait.. that wasn't too long ago...

Isn't that how your mom found out about your porn collection, or something like that?

steal a copy of The Oregon TrailGreatest ####ing game of its time.



Dear 10 year old self,
Get over her. Also, be more "wild" when you go to the new school. And get better at sports.

Mareus
03-19-2007, 12:39 PM
My 5th grade teacher burned my whole class copies of The Oregon Trail... after he got onto us for copyrights and stuff.

Joest
03-19-2007, 12:39 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Stop George Bush from becoming president.

Spartan 1337
03-19-2007, 02:10 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

GET AN X-BOX NOW!BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

From,
-insert my real name-

Adam
03-19-2007, 02:13 PM
Isn't that how your mom found out about your porn collection, or something like that?

I never had a porn collection.
NP kept saying "Hi Suspence's Mom!" "Suspence was looking at porn!"


*Mutters* God damn tattle tale.

Mr. Anderson
03-19-2007, 02:16 PM
Dear 10-year-old self,


Don't buy that black bike. You'll know what I mean when the time comes.

Spock
03-19-2007, 03:10 PM
Dear 10 year-old self,
See you in the future.

Black Jack
03-19-2007, 03:18 PM
Dear ten-year-old self,

I like pie.

big-VR-machine
03-19-2007, 03:21 PM
dear 10 yr old self....

get high asap

Black Jack
03-19-2007, 03:23 PM
dear 10 yr old self....

get high asap
Dear 10 year old self,
Stay away from big-VR-machine!

sn][per
03-19-2007, 03:39 PM
dear ten year old self, get good at math so you are'nt in extensions math in 8th grade

Black Jack
03-19-2007, 03:47 PM
Dear ten year old selve,

Kill the president.

Karl
03-19-2007, 03:51 PM
I think that if you plan on posting 'Kill the President' or 'Stop 911' or anything similar, then don't bother posting. It's been done.

TwiZted Jok3R
03-19-2007, 03:52 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

I'll see you in one year!

MushroomMammoth
03-19-2007, 03:53 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Never agree to go to that stupid cruise!

Signed,
~~~Matt

Black Jack
03-19-2007, 03:53 PM
Dear ten year old self,
Go over the rainbow and lose your virginatiy to Dorthy.

Syrito
03-19-2007, 03:59 PM
Dear lil' noob.

You may find a site called Xgenstudios, join it as soon as possible, just post well, call X-stick a dumbass, and don't leave the first summer that you joined in, as long as you stay, you won't miss some significant stuff.

Just don't be a moron like I was when I was 10.

In real life wise, move desks in grade seven, and don't take in all that #### from the others, look forward to grade eight.

Stop #####ing about square roots.

Learn to multiply.

Don't worry about the math further on, it's impossibly easy, since we have a messed up brains that lets us understand impossibly easy.

It just sucks that you have to do the work after you fully explain it to your peers and your teachers.

Sn is Tin on the periodical table of the elements, you'll have a few laughs with that.

Also, when your parents buy the paintball equipment, ask if the can have a bigger mask due to your giant glasses.

Sincerly,
The guy you are.

(P.S. Don't try writing back, or else you'll be expecting a hard punch to your crotch in 5 years.)

Black Jack
03-19-2007, 04:02 PM
Dear ten year old self,

Become friends with Sophia (popular girl in my school).

killa734
03-19-2007, 04:06 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

It's all your fault!

big-VR-machine
03-19-2007, 04:30 PM
dear 10 yr old self......

damn i was the ####!

Endless
03-19-2007, 04:59 PM
Dear 10 year old self,
Change nothing, the person I am today is from the mistakes I made in the past. There were a lot of them, I won't tell you what they are simply because it will cause you to change them, I always was a contrary little bastard. There is onepiece of advice I can give you that will change little but make us happier, don't be a prude.

The Fallen One
03-19-2007, 08:38 PM
Why was this moved to the forum games forum? It's not really a forum game...

Mykester
03-19-2007, 09:22 PM
Dear Ten year old self

When your grinding Danielle (girl from my elemantary school not this mod so stfu) dont do the dare and peretend to #### her during the grad party. It's not worth the ten dollars.

~You from the future

Frosty
03-20-2007, 12:45 AM
Dear ten year old self,

When you discover XGen, join it in 2005.

~Your future self

RocStar
03-20-2007, 05:23 AM
Dear 10 year old self:

Your life will get ####ed up when you have a girlfriend.

-Your future self.

h00pla
03-20-2007, 11:33 AM
Dear Richard,

Today at 8:00 AM someone poisons the coffee

Cordially
Future Richard

denacioust
03-20-2007, 11:58 AM
Dear ten year old self,


Stop telling yourself it gets bigger as you get bigger. It doesn't. Make peace with that.


With love, older (but not bigger) you.

Tanktunker
03-20-2007, 12:13 PM
Dear 10 year old self.

Get used to those A's, they get harder to get.

And oh yeah. Don't invest in ENRON.
Now why would your 10 year old self invest in Enron?

Dear Me 5 years in the past,
Get older, fast.
~Older you.

Mr. Anderson
03-20-2007, 03:21 PM
Dear ten year old self,


Stop telling yourself it gets bigger as you get bigger. It doesn't. Make peace with that.


With love, older (but not bigger) you.

Funniest one yet.

Dear 10-year-old self,
Meh. Those friends are easily replaced.
Oh, and know what ####ing is. Quick!
Sincerely,
You from the future (we have floating cars, believe it or not)

Desperation
03-20-2007, 03:24 PM
Dear 10 year old self,
In the future you'll be forced to grope yourself, have fun with that.

Sincerly Yours
~Melissa A. C. 16, Beowtch.

Qmoney
03-20-2007, 03:32 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Don't download any hacks for games.... They will make your PC useless....\

Love
Your Older Self.

big-VR-machine
03-20-2007, 03:35 PM
dear 10 yr old self

dont stress over burpin ur worm. ur only 10.

Wolfman
03-20-2007, 09:33 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Life's a #####, then you die. Sad as it is, it's the truth. Get used to it.

Cheers,
Wolfy

PS Love IS only true in fairy tales

Mykester
03-21-2007, 02:06 PM
Dear ten year old self,

Keep going on porn, you still haven't been caught 4 years in the future

Sincerely,

You from the future.

Mr. Anderson
03-21-2007, 04:26 PM
Dear 10-year-old-self,
Hey, in 2 years, something will...happen. An accident.
But hey, Lance Armstrong has one nut!

Sincerely,
Nick From '07

lazyguy
03-21-2007, 04:34 PM
Dear 10-year-old self,
I need money!

Yours faithfully,


TR

anarchy11
03-21-2007, 04:36 PM
dear 10 - year old self.


Stop crying over changing schools! You'll meet better and more friends there! (and hawter girls too). Stop crying! You ####### wussy ass! Go do a few pushups!

RocStar
03-21-2007, 04:41 PM
Dear 10 year old self:

Your parents are still fighting over nothing now. go play a game.

-Your future self.

anarchy11
03-21-2007, 04:50 PM
Dear ten year old self:


Your 10 not 10 and a half.


- furure self.

Lumeh
03-21-2007, 05:15 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

In 5th grade, on the stock exchange game, do NOT invest in Wal-Mart, they will plummet at the last weak, and you won't goto the free banquet for winning. Go with Google.

By the way, I need a few dollars, so start collecting spare change.

denacioust
03-21-2007, 05:22 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Hopefully this letter gets to you in time, the post normally doesn't go till Tuesdays and I can't really find any time-travel stamps...anyway, yeah see when you're twelve don't accept those mints thinking they're e and then act high. You'll look like an ass....moreso.


With kindest regards, 25 year old self. (If 17 year old self passed it on)

Max
03-21-2007, 05:23 PM
Dear ten year old self,
in three years, you will be 13.

Grunteh
03-21-2007, 05:43 PM
Dear 10 year-old self

Do not fall in love with the future Desperation.

Don't.

Love, you.

Popolop
03-21-2007, 05:58 PM
Dear 10-year-old-self,
Hey, in 2 years, something will...happen. An accident.
But hey, Lance Armstrong has one nut!

Sincerely,
Nick From '07

Dear 10 year-old-self,

In 4 years, please tell Mr. Anderson "o.0"

~Yourself

Mykester
03-21-2007, 08:27 PM
Dear ten year old self,

Put your books on the shelf after you move so dad doesn't ####ing yell his ass off when your still sleeping.

Keep on Lovin,
Mykester

PS. Starting using Mykester in every internet place you join

PPS. Don't tell Paul you're HabboHotel password, but don't worry after you and your friends become scammers, you'll get bored.

PPPS. Don't hang around with Antonio, he will start blaming things on you for nothing.

PPPPS. For the Love og God, please do not make that terrorist joke in Art Class. Mr.B will ####ing kill you. And for shurely don't say Honeymoon during the place where you have to choose a setting, for Mr. B is a ####.

zafarat
03-21-2007, 09:21 PM
Dear 10-Year old self,

You know that Jake kid that keeps picking on your brother?
In 2 years you will kick his ass.

Love,

Zachary from '07

Joest
03-23-2007, 03:04 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Hump everyone in your class.
Trust me.

joshboy3
03-24-2007, 08:43 AM
dear 10 year old self
1. get a life.
2. you know that girl in your class ...
3. befriend the english teacher it will pay off.
4. Patent a real cash economy.
5. use joshboy3 everywhere it'll be the only available name.
kindest regards, your future self.
joshboy3

Joest
12-28-2007, 10:36 AM
Dear 10 year old self,

#### school. Drop out and become a hobo.

ckool5000
12-28-2007, 10:40 AM
Dear 10-year old self,

When older, get the Xbox 360 instead of the Ps3, trust me.

From, Ckool5000 of 2007.

P.S. Your current math is much easier than whats about to come. So stop complaining.

Desperation
12-28-2007, 11:03 AM
Dear 10-year-old self,
In about 4 years...give or take some days...you'll grow boobs... bigger then your sisters. Just remember when she's 18 she'll still have an A cup.
Love,
Melissa

xanderono
12-28-2007, 11:47 AM
Dear 10 year old self,
In 2 years you will be posting this on a forum.

Hex
12-28-2007, 11:59 AM
Dear 10 year old self,

Get a haircut.

Sub0
12-28-2007, 12:00 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Grow some balls, work out, don't get lazy, study hard, etc. etc.

Dragon
12-28-2007, 12:21 PM
Dear 10-year old self,

Please.. don't let this happen to me.

RocketSoldier
12-28-2007, 12:37 PM
Dear Rob,

Punch Bradley. Now.

Hero of Time
12-28-2007, 12:42 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

the game

Defective
12-29-2007, 01:35 AM
Dear 10 year old self,

Dude, you idiot. You should have asked that girl out! Now you are alone!

WaterZoma
12-29-2007, 01:40 AM
Dear 10 year old self,

I wish I was you. Two years older and kicking more ass than I am now.

Shadowcasterx4ffc
12-29-2007, 11:36 AM
Dear 10 year old self,

If you care about your grades, don't go upstairs to the library during fifth period on September 28, 2006. Your oldest friend will show you a flash game.

Cool_on_the_Inside
12-29-2007, 12:17 PM
Dear 10-year-old self.

Go and see HP 4 at the cinema with your dad and your sis.

From,
Your 12-year-old self.

Joest
12-29-2007, 01:51 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Don't worry, your 7th grade math teacher is really hot.

Shadowcasterx4ffc
12-29-2007, 01:58 PM
Dear 10 year old self,
TAKE UP THE BASS GUITAR ALREADY!

Sleepy Alchemist
12-29-2007, 02:02 PM
Dear 10-year-old self,
Wear longer shorts. Buy SSB. And avoid beating Adam up. Trust me, its not worth it.

From,
Pikachu

denacioust
12-29-2007, 02:59 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Start playng guitar and doing more sport now.

Note, pass this onto 5 year old self.

redwater40
12-29-2007, 03:12 PM
Dear 10-year old self.

Kick that ##### of a teacher in the jaw for me.

Thanks.

Serisium
12-29-2007, 04:06 PM
Dear 10-year old self.

Don't commit suicide. It's not worth it.

Caesar Augustus
12-29-2007, 04:29 PM
Dear 10-year-old self,

Question everything.

Joest
12-29-2007, 04:37 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Do not get into that #### Habbo, start looking at porn, join the XGen Studios Forums.

theunusedperson
12-29-2007, 04:38 PM
Dear 10 yr old self,

Kill yourse-

Frosty
12-30-2007, 12:52 AM
Dear 1,000 year old self,

Learn your place value.

~Your future self.

killingspree
12-30-2007, 11:48 AM
Dear 10 year old slef.
Never eat pizza when turned green.
~.~

fruitycaker1
12-30-2007, 01:45 PM
Dear 10 Year old self,
Don't do anything different, because if you did, I might not be writing you this letter right now. ####. Don't even read this.

saynightnight
12-31-2007, 10:11 PM
Dear 10 year old self,
When you are almost out of your current school, you will meet a girl named Raven. Ask her out fast, then get her E-mail address so you will still know her. Also, do not let Alex show you a game called Runescape. You will become addicted to it.

Sincerely yourself,
you 3 years in the future.

PS. In 7th grade, you will meet a girl named Lizzy Madej. Ask her out even if you are still friends with Raven.

bullettime bob
12-31-2007, 10:23 PM
Dear Awesome 10 year old self,
Stop gloating about how you have a bigger #### than me! It hurts my feelings! [/wrist]
Sincerely,
Whiney Emo Current Self XOXO

Shadowcasterx4ffc
12-31-2007, 10:27 PM
Dear 10 year old self. Assassinate the fat and retarded girl in your class who's farts smell like, well, I can't come up with anything to describe it.

Mr. Anderson
12-31-2007, 11:14 PM
Dear ten year old self,

Get dad to buy us Half-Life. You'll thank me later.

Sincerely,

You in 2008

<Naw>
12-31-2007, 11:26 PM
Dear 10-year old self,

That is not pee in your bed...

Frosty
01-01-2008, 05:33 PM
Dear 10 year old self,

Need more jiggawatts.


~Doc Brown

bullettime bob
01-01-2008, 05:36 PM
Dear 10 year old self,
Thanks for the hot buttsex in the bathroom last night. Your very tiny penis felt great in my newly formed mangina.
Love,
Current self

Nick69pd
01-01-2008, 05:39 PM
Dear ten year old,
Get a job at Joe's market handing out flyers. Also, workout.

From,
You once you've finally gone through puberty.

theunusedperson
01-01-2008, 05:45 PM
Dear 10 yr old self,

Kill yourse-
How has this not been QFEW'ed yet?

Max
01-01-2008, 06:02 PM
Dear 10 year old self

Write me a letter when your my age with this exact message.

<Naw>
01-01-2008, 10:10 PM
Dear 10-year old self,

Avoid the game called "Runescape" and save the next 2 years of your life.

Kjohn
01-02-2008, 12:22 AM
Dear 10-year old self,

Kill yourself now and stop the misery before it begins

<Naw>
01-02-2008, 06:18 PM
Dear 10-year old self,

Smile!Your on TimeWarp camera!

Sleepy Alchemist
01-03-2008, 07:17 AM
Dear 10-year old self,
Start manning up, stop being a cry baby, wear longer shorts, and go buy SSB.

From,
Pikachu

Aquamenti
01-03-2008, 07:54 AM
Dear 10-year old self. Please go to www.dogcomplex.com! Oh wait, you have already registered.

ryusuke
01-03-2008, 07:57 AM
Dear-10 year old self get off your god damn ass do somthing and make some make some mini pizza dem sons of #####es are good.:cool:


Love santa.

adapuff
01-03-2008, 12:32 PM
Dear 10-year old self,

"@£%"£>"@£"T%^>>"%^@"% YOU "%?"@^%~>"! DONT 2'#35/235'2#35/"£%@~? AGAIN! "£@%$:">>">">">"%@%&{%:"@^{£>! SHUT YOUR %^>@%$^£!

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GradeFPoultry
01-03-2008, 12:44 PM
Dear 10 year old self...

Stop wearing baggy ass jeans and t-shirts. And start caring about your appearance, you douche bag.

And lose some weight. In three years you will lose 40 pounds, but you might as well start now. Fatty.

Shataniska
01-03-2008, 01:21 PM
Dear 10 year old self:

Dont go to the multiplayer section of arcadepod.com's games,you'll find a certain game called Stick Arena,this is gonna be your passway without delay from House-Hell.

Iruleu
01-06-2008, 12:20 PM
Dear 10 year old self

Pass your classes, ignore Aaron, and quit bein so shy around girls you little loser

Sincerely, you in 3 years

p.s. you might wanna get a hair cut

rpgfan
01-06-2008, 08:11 PM
Dear 10 year old self.

Throw carrots at Jose Seleas. It'll make him stop following you around all the time acting like he's your friend.

~Your Future Self

Scornic
01-06-2008, 08:18 PM
Dear 10 year old self:

Don't change a thing.

Moses
01-07-2008, 07:02 PM
Dear 10 year old self:

Buy Macro Media flash 8.

XGEN-CRaZeD
01-07-2008, 07:05 PM
Dear 10 year old self:

The blender doesn't want to be "more than good friends" when plugged in.