You're Banned

[Hero of Time]

You basically say that the poster above us is banned for some off-the-wall reason that's evident in their post (including sigs). Here's an example:

Last poster was: StickArena Lover

Me: You're banned for loving Stick Arena

[Desperation]

You're banned because you weren't born in Germany.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

You're banned for raping desperate fighters.

[swatdude]

You're banned because you have anime character in your avatar

[lazyguy]

You're banned for brushing guys's Scabs with wood from Threep Forest Island.



Babam! The whole name + location!

[swatdude]

???
You're ban because you banned me instead of the person who you should have banned

[lazyguy]

You're banned for saying banned too many times in one sentence.

[Desperation]

Your banned because your name is nonsense.

[lazyguy]

You're banned because you are desperate

[swatdude]

You are ban because you are lazy

[Desperation]

Banned because you don't have lady humps...

[Mod#4]

EDIT: Crap.

You're banned because you have lady humps.

[Blastedt]

Banned for impersonating a mod

[Desperation]

Banned because I like your pants...

[lazyguy]

You're banned for not impersonating a mod.

[Blastedt]

Banned because I like your pants...
o.o

Banned because you have 1000+ posts, lazyguy

[lazyguy]

You're banned because you have less than 1000 posts

[TwiZted Jok3R]

Your banned because the U.S. is better than the U.K.

[lazyguy]

You're banned because you're stupid

[Desperation]

You're banned because you're pants aren't as sexy as mine.

[lazyguy]

You're banned because you appear to have a hidden camera in my socks or trousers.

[saynightnight]

You're benned for taking over the regulars fort.

[Desperation]

You're banned for not wearing leather...

[c00lryguy]

You're banned for not having a sexy webcam video posted on the internet.

[Desperation]

You're banned for orgasmic reasons.

[c00lryguy]

You're banned for erotic asphyxiation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation).

[Blastedt]

You're banned for talking with 1337 in your name... c00l in specific.

[Desperation]

You're banned because my parts don't like yours.

[c00lryguy]

You're banned for being too desperate.

[Area 51]

Banned for: Being to c00l for your shoes.
NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE!

[Desperation]

Banned for free style rapage.

[Area 51]

Banned for free style rapage.Banned for breathe reducing ta-tas.

[Spartan 1337]

Banned for saying clicky 3 times in your sig.

[Yeno]

Your banned for having no avatar.

[RocStar]

Banned for having small text in your sig.

[math92]

Banned for having a sloganizer in your sig.

[ButterBeer]

Banned for using numbers as an anti-drug.

[.Valhalla.]

Banned for stealin' my coins!

[ButterBeer]

Banned for banning somebody who stole your coins.

[Mod#4]

Banned for stealing Mario's question boxes.

You bastage!

[Spartan 1337]

Banned for breaking the "no ckickens in your sig or avvy" rule.

[scott8588]

Banned for a lousy sig

-edit- Banned for trying to be 1337

[WaterZoma]

Banned for failure of not seeing that I would ban you.

[Lumeh]

Banned for over spamming the spam section.

[scott8588]

Banned for having a cool sig/avatar

[Lumeh]

You are banned for using too many numbers in your name.

[Spartan 1337]

Banned because I feel like banning someone.

[Tanktunker]

You're banned because #### you.

[the big kid]

Your Banned Because LOTR is to awesome for you.

[Posh Jibbons]

You're banned because your a Wii fanboy.

[the big kid]

Banned because I clicked the bed link

[Spartan 1337]

Banned because I dont know you

[c00lryguy]

You're banned because of your skin color!

=-o

No drinking from the fountain, either.

[lazyguy]

You're banned because you got rid of your Family Guy avvy.

[Tanktunker]

Doubleplus crimethink minitru ban.

[Spartan 1337]

Banned for banning someone who was banning someone who *voice drifts off*

[Tanktunker]

Doubleplus crimethink minitru ban!!

[AeroZ]

You're banned because your jewish. BURN!

[the big kid]

You're Banned because you Burned someone!

[Endless]

Banned because you killed kenny

[AeroZ]

Banned because your a nazi Burn!
Your banned because you are the most oblivious guy ever! BURN!

[the big kid]

Banned for banning the person who banned me

[WaterZoma]

You're banned for not getting me my energy drink.

[the big kid]

Banned for Raping Kirby

[AeroZ]

Banned for being an idiot about a year ago.

[the big kid]

banned for remembering that about me.

[Broken]

Banned for being Canadian.

[lazyguy]

Banned for having the name of a political party run by Mr. Tangerine Man and his band of ego junkies tattooed on your hand.

[Endless]

banned for being british

To AeroZ: I was joking

[Tanktunker]

Banned for being a Hitlerist.

[Labtop 215]

Your banned for no reason at all!

[AeroZ]

Your banned for not being a desktop computer!

[MushroomMammoth]

You're banned for laughing at your location.

[stickfighter]

You're Banned For Being a total dumbo!

[denacioust]

You're banned for human trafficking and selling ethiopian-baby-sex-slaves to minors.

[Joest]

Your banned for being too awesome.

[swatdude]

your ban because I said so

[denacioust]

You're banned for having sex with an overage zebra.

[denacioust]

you're banned for double posting

[Joest]

You're banned for raping the time clock on Planet X.

[MushroomMammoth]

You're banned for not labelling your links.

[stickfighter]

you're banned for not having a flash sig!

[Spock]

You're banned because you didn't use any capital letters in your post.

[Spartan 1337]

Banned for the sake of banning

[Robotdeath]

You're banned because the sky is green.

[MushroomMammoth]

You're banned because robots can't ki...

*RIP MM*

[Spartan 1337]

Banned for making my sig.

[RocStar]

Banned for letting him make it.

[MushroomMammoth]

Banned for T-Roc'ing.

[zafarat]

Banned for causing artistic chaos.

[MushroomMammoth]

You're banned for traumatizing little girls with crows.

[.Valhalla.]

Your banned for wavin' your hippy artist ideas in are quite little mountain redneck town.

[SalsatheGeek]

You're banned for idolizing the Norse gods...

[MushroomMammoth]

You're banned for idolizing Mexican condiments.

[Mara]

Banned for having an insane amount of shrooms.

[zafarat]

Banned for having a title referencing a Simpsons episode in which Ralph gives Lisa a Valentine's Day card with a train on it.

[Mara]

Banned for lying.
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[Robotdeath]

Banned because I dislike trains. Air travels much funner, especially hijac-I mean...uh.....crap.

[jason]

Dear Sir or Madam; you (Robotdeath) have been banned from the Xgenstudios Forums for the infraction of Text being too big in sig and black, and also being a robot doesn't help. If you have a problem and/or questions about the ban, please contact Xgen here : NobodyCares@ForYou.com

[Broken]

Banned for using my name.

[scott8588]

Banned for a Celtic cross as a avatar

[MushroomMammoth]

Banned for having too many numbers in the username.

[zafarat]

Banned for having too many Ms in the chosen username.

[scott8588]

Banned for having too many numbers in the username.

Don't be lazy, someone did that already.

Banned for haveing a tourtured kid as his avatar.

[swatdude]

Banned for banning someone who banned someone who I just banned right now

[Broken]

Banned for trying too hard.

[swatdude]

Banned for not trying hard enough

[Broken]

Banned for being from Utah.

You know what goes on in Utah...

[swatdude]

Ban for mentioning on what going on in >_> <_< >_> Utah...

[scott8588]

Banned cause you hate your own name, and you won't be allowed to multi either for a better name.

[Lumeh]

Banned for having well...

scott8588
Mr. Natas

scott8588's Avatar

Join Date: Nov 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 666

[.Valhalla.]

Banned for public worship.

[lazyguy]

Banning your nose to spite your face

[Mykester]

Banned for having an oversized location

[MushroomMammoth]

Banned for having imaginary friends.

[Mykester]

Banned for having two letter in your avatar.

[scott8588]

Banned for having pr0n in his sig

[MushroomMammoth]

Banned for having 737,240 keys.

[Broken]

Banned for being on my screen.

[SalsatheGeek]

Banned for not fixing yourself up...

[Broken]

Banned for having text in your sig that is next to impossible to read.

[SalsatheGeek]

That text is not impossible to read, it's hard to read

You are also banned for stating a quote in your sig that I have no idea where it came from.

[Broken]

You are banned for not knowing the third best movie ever.

[Alice Cooper]

You are banned for not realising that Shawshank, Green Mile, and Forrest Gump are better than your supposed third best movie. (BTW, what movie is that? Boondock Saints?)

[Broken]

Banned for liking Tom Hanks a little too much.

(Yes it is)

[anarchy11]

banned for having violence in the sig

[Broken]

Banned for thinking that is violent.

[MushroomMammoth]

Banned for having smoking in the sig.

[RocStar]

Banned for a Picasso-like sig.

[Desperation]

You're banned for not going into the padded room.

[Joest]

You're banned for spanking a panda while eating a hot dog.

[scott8588]

Banned for being too rich for these forums.

[Broken]

Banned for posting again out of SL.

[Spartan 1337]

Banned for eating my cake.

[RocStar]

Banned because you never had any.

[ButterBeer]

Banned for having a Sloganizer in your sig.

[Frosty]

You're banned for having a Mario sprite it in your sig.

[.Valhalla.]

Banned for not living in eastern Australia.

[Frosty]

Banned for having a quote in your sig.

[scott8588]

Banned for not making a hyperlink for the url in your sig

[lazyguy]

Banned for usin gone of IronKatana's images as your avvy.

[MushroomMammoth]

Banned for being lazy. Sloth is a sin. *yawn*

[Joest]

You're banned for raping an Apple while spanking a Panda.

[Shataniska]

You're banned because your name has only 5 letters.

[MushroomMammoth]

Banned for having ducking poptarts in your sig.

[Mykester]

Banned for being to active in this thread.

[Mykester]

EDIT: Sorry for double posting. My computer ####ed up, and somehow two things got posted.
And btw, the person under me can't ban me for double posting :P

[RocStar]

Banned for posting a smiley.

[MushroomMammoth]

Banned for reminding me that the Boondocks will be some Japanese ####.

[RocStar]

Banned for misreading the quote.

[anarchy11]

banned for eating monkeys while taking a crap

[Paper Mario]

Banned for pwning The Great Mouse Detective.

[Choft]

You're banned. why? Where the #### is Stewy?! Or Peter?! -_-

[anarchy11]

your banned for spamming

[MushroomMammoth]

Banned for being so disturbingly stricken.

[zafarat]

Banned for having a spartan 1337 quote in his sig.

[Spartan 1337]

Banned for banning someone with me in their sig.

[Mykester]

Banned for banning someone that banned you for having you in their sig

[anarchy11]

banned for having banned 3 times in a sentence

[zafarat]

Banned for liking AC/DC too much.

[anarchy11]

*gasp* your banned for living in a town.

[zafarat]

Banned for not noticing how everything is his sig is upside dow.

Yeah I don't get it either.

[anarchy11]

banned for having a bad STD pun in your sig

[Nerevar]

Banned for liking big butts and not lying.

[Arca]

You're banned cause the president bought you.

[Mykester]

Banned because your name backwards is acrA

[ButterBeer]

Banned for having an imaginary friend.

[Mykester]

Banned for repeating and already said ban.

[Broken]

Banned for trying to trick me with porn.

[Arca]

Banned for not taking the porn.

[neotris9]

Banned for trying to trick me with gay porn.

[ButterBeer]

Banned for having a AIM, MSN and Yahoo IMing account. One is enough.

[neotris9]

Banned for thinking I actually use them and not knowing they are to avoid spam

[Broken]

Banned for having the worst sig ever.

[Arca]

Banned for not geting fixed.

[Broken]

Banned for bedding me and not buying me dinner first.

[ButterBeer]

Banned for stealing bandwidth.

[anarchy11]

banned for having a name that makes me wana puke

[Lumeh]

Banned for being 12

[anarchy11]

banned for having a dot in your username

[.Valhalla.]

Banned for pointing out of names flaw.

[talbond]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Stop It! ALL OF YOU ARE BANED FOR BANING PPL:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[zafarat]

Banned for using too many of these guys. :mad:

[Hero of Time]

:p ;) :D :blush: :P :) :( :confused: :mad: :rolleyes: :cool: :o

ur banned for banning someone for using those.

Why the #### is there a "Stick out tounge" and a "Tonguey"?

[zafarat]

Banned for questioning the existence of Tonguey and Stick Out Tongue.

[lazyguy]

Banned for alternating consonants and vowels in your name.

[denacioust]

Banned for sexing a rabbit

[ssgtGrimreaper]

Banned for oversexiness.

[Mykester]

banned for thinking that an egg will hatch on judgement day

[Desperation]

Banned for not being a girl...
I have great logic.

[coolguy1351]

Banned for having an imaginairy friend.

[scott8588]

Banned for not editing your post to be for Desperation.

[Desperation]

Banned for not knowing my imaginary friend.

[scott8588]

:( I'm banned since I refused to ban Desperation.

[Fabian920]

Banned for being obsessed with Desperation

[scott8588]

Banned cause I'm not obsessed with Desp.

[RocStar]

Banned for having Mr. Natas for a limited amount of time.

[Lumeh]

Banned for being too obsessed with Boondocks.

You DO NOT kidnap Oprah!

[Mykester]

Banned becaase I saw that episode of Boondocks.

[Lumeh]

Banned for using Graahhh!

Kevan's other game, Urban Dead is waaaay better...
It is also what my fanfic is based off of.

[YSMM]

Banned because you're a noob who doesn't listen nor follow the rules.

[.Valhalla.]

Banned because you got rid of that awesome sig. Oooh Burn.

[Mr. Anderson]

Banned for having less letters in your name than I do.

[scott8588]

Banned for being un banned.

[Mykester]

Banned for having more than 3 numbers in your name.

[Woolfenstien]

You're banned because my imaginary friend told me you have an imaginary friend and therefore have problems.

[Razr]

Banned for joining in the month of my 10th birthday.

[RocStar]

Banned for an unknown location.

[snoman99991]

Banned because the awesomeness of the Boondocks can't be contained in one person's avatar/signature.

[Spartan 1337]

Banned for living in Michigan

[swatdude]

Banned for leaving yourself vulnerable to witty comment

[adapuff]

You're banned because you let no one touch you.

[swatdude]

....uh...huh.......
You are banned for being self destructive

[saynightnight]

Banned for being an Independent Male.

[snoman99991]

Banned for lacking a Chainsaw License.

[saynightnight]

Banned for not melting.

[SalsatheGeek]

Banned for having pointless links for your own self-purposes in your signature...

[RocStar]

Banned for having a chainsaw...

[saynightnight]

Salsathegeek: Banned for being a geek
T-Roc: Banned because I feel like it.

[swatdude]

Banned for being an Independent Male.
Wow, that burned

Ban for banning someone for more than 2 reason

[SalsatheGeek]

1. Banned for being a geek

2. Banned because I feel like it.



That was a long time ago but I never had enough X-cash to change my name and people just rejected my changing name.



Another self-purpose person we have here?

Banned for having violence in your desciption...


Edit: And Independent Male, your banned for not having any patriotism...

[Mr. Anderson]

Banned for being a jerk-off.

[saynightnight]

Banned for having more then 5,000 posts.

[lazyguy]

Banned for saying night-night.

[swatdude]

That was a long time ago but I never had enough X-cash to change my name and people just rejected my changing name.



Another self-purpose person we have here?

Banned for having violence in your desciption...


Edit: And Independent Male, your banned for not having any patriotism...

May I ask how so? Just curious

Lazyguy, you are ban for not keeping true to your name

[saynightnight]

Banned for living in Utah.

[SalsatheGeek]

May I ask how so? Just curious

Saynightnight, you are banned for saying nighty night

You're independent, you don't need to know more than that...

Other than you're also banned because you explicitly stated your gender...

[swatdude]

*gasp* you banned me for living in Utah???

you are banned for banning me! Muahahaha

[saynightnight]

You are banned for banning me for banning you!

[SalsatheGeek]

Both of you are banned for having banned each other for banning each other...

[saynightnight]

You're banned for banning me for banning Independent Male for banning me.

[SalsatheGeek]

You're banned for banning me for banning Independent Male for banning me.

We all deserve to be banned for banning each other for banning other people.

[Alphaniner]

You're banned for exceeding your authority.

[saynightnight]

You're banned for not living in Canada.

[zafarat]

You're banned for accusing me of stalking you and starting a chainsaw.

[ADHDkid]

your banned for having a guitar

[saynightnight]

You're banned for having no posts.

[Spartan 1337]

Youre banned for starting a chainsaw.

[zafarat]

You're banned for banning him for almost the same reason I did.

[Spartan 1337]

You're banned for accusing me of banning him for almost the same reason as you.

[Choft]

You're banned because of um...halo? but I like halo. :(

[Spartan 1337]

Youre banned for not being 12.

[zafarat]

You're banned for not liking anal.

[SalsatheGeek]

You really should be banned for being underage in this forum...

Seriously.

Edit: zararat, you are banned for using pain in your avatar, which represents that you love pain.

[Spartan 1337]

You're banned for liking anal.

[Mykester]

Your banned for exceeding the limit of using 1337

[saynightnight]

You're banned for being at your house.

[Un-Mediocre]

Your banned for having your mom say night night to you.

[saynightnight]

You're banned for hiding under my bed with a cactus and a croquet mallet.

[Mr. Anderson]

You're banned because ######s don't read.

Chris Rock reference. I don't hate blacks.