The backwards thread

[h00pla]

We'll give this another go. The thread is backwards, remember that my post is the last post of the thread there can be no replying to other posts because they haven't technically been made yet. Let the people who know how to do this go for a little so you can pick up what's happening.


That's it! I draw the line at the penguins fornicating with zebras! This thread is locked!

[denacioust]

Anyone got any strange sexual fetishes?Ummm...that was random. Also, yes. I've got a penguin-zebra fetish. Yummy!

[h00pla]

So after the sleep over we went crazy and started stabbing homeless people.

Anyone got any strange sexual fetishes?

[denacioust]

Well...I'm back. Damn that was a crazy week. I'm never having a sleepover at your house again h00pla, honestly it was like...actually h00pla you tell them what we got up to after the sleepover.

[h00pla]

I'm still waiting for Den to log on, our sleepover was wild if you get my drift

[denacioust]

This is weird. I'm posting from h00pla's computer. His house is sexual. Not to mention his wang. Anyway g'night X-Gen, I shall inform of the shenanigans of our sleepover.

[h00pla]

I can't wait until Den comes over for the sleepover, I invited this girl from the forums hot.girl15. She has to be a hot gurl right? She couldn't use that name if she was an ugly guy.

[denacioust]

Alright, I'll be over sometime later tonight. I was talking to my uncle Larry, he says he was talking to you on the forums. He wants to come over. I hope you told him no.

[Area 51]

Hey could someone come over and untie me from my bed?

@v: That is sick.

[math92]

*ties area 51 to a bed*
rawr

[MushroomMammoth]

*captures area51 in booby trap*

[Blastedt]

*conjures area 51*

[snoman99991]

We should all start emoting instead of actually describing what we did this weekend with words.

Wait, you did what with who for how many jelly beans?

[Area 51]

I shoved 70 jelly beans up my friends arse once.

vThat can't even compare to thatv

[MushroomMammoth]

I vomited a dead squirell this weekend. And I didn't even eat a ####ing dead squirell!!!

[c00lryguy]

Working at the Diner is great! Just wait until you hear what I put in MushroomMammoth's soup, hehehe.

[Mr. Anderson]

I give you guys 4 choices and 3 guesses on what I did at the diner this a few days ago:

A:Released anthrax into the air.
B: Peed on the dishes
C:Ate some french fries
D:Fled

[Desperation]

Why do I want to know what Anderson did for diner so badly?

[Arca]

So then I walk onto Anderson doing something at the diner. But you'd never guess what. But I'll wait for Desp SHE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!

[Mr. Anderson]

My toes are cold.

Anybody else feel that rumble?

[Arca]

Uh if I eat one more thing I'm going to burst... Hey a frechfry!

[Blade_the_fox]

Yum! I love cookies! Hey, whats that big round fat thing over there?

[pong676]

Does anyone here like cookies?

[Mykester]

I bet no one likes cookies. You can't prove it.

[Mr. Anderson]

Yum, Oreos.

[Mykester]

Try these oreos.

[denacioust]

I'm sick of eating crappy biscuits...someone gimme a good biscuit

[Mykester]

Who wants some of my crappy buiscuits?

[denacioust]

So me and this guy last night...


Please continue...and don't go changing the subject!

[Stuntman]

Mmmmmm. That was a good cookie.

[Stuntman]

This old woman came over to my house and gave me some cookies. They smell good.

[Mykester]

We had sex.

I bet you the next person will double post.

[Spartan 1337]

So what did you guys do?....

[Mykester]

I have so many things to tell you about this shexy girl

[MushroomMammoth]

So, how's that fine young whippersnapper you picked up from your older brother, Mykester?

[Spartan 1337]

Speaking of girlfriends...

[MushroomMammoth]

I hooked up with this really hot chick, but she's a total control freak. Especially when it comes to the Wii controls :(

[Desperation]

OMG! I met this guy, he's totally whipped by me...

[Mr. Anderson]

You'll never guess who I saw whipping some dude on the street today. Like, literally whipping. Looked painful.

[MushroomMammoth]

Hmm, I saw two cops bust these guys at our school for drug possesion. They had aspirine. Crazy times...

[denacioust]

*mykester You Cant Quote A Post Ive Already Made Invent New Quotes*

[Mykester]

I LOVE MEN

LOL I LOVE QUOTING ALREADY MADE POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[nicknam4]

Why do you insist on loving pink penguins so much?

[MushroomMammoth]

I'm cool with that, Den. Good that you came out.

[denacioust]

I LOVE MEN.


Men, I love them. for non-sexual purposes of course.

[Spartan 1337]

So Den...Men or Women?

[MushroomMammoth]

Hmmm... Recently there's been a lot of people of different orientation around here... Not that I'm not cool with that.

[Mr. Anderson]

So, who else is straight?

[denacioust]

I recently was told to adjust my posture. So I'm no longer crooked. You could say, I'm straight.

[MushroomMammoth]

Damn, they found out my spine is crooked and I have to do these stupid exercises...

[Scornic]

Hey Mushroom, how did that Doctor's appointment go?

[Spartan 1337]

So I heard mushroom had to go to the doctors today.Me too...weird.

[Alphaniner]

LOL, Mushy has AIDS from too much buttsechs.

Probably have to go 2 teh doctor.

[MushroomMammoth]

I had some sweet buttsechs with a hott girl yesterday.

[Mr. Anderson]

Anything happen to anyone this week?

[Scornic]

This thread is getting boring.. That last fight between Mushroom and Mr. Anderson was funny though...

Speaking of, Mr Anderson, ask some new witty question to get this topic going again.

[Robotdeath]

So what was with the chipmunk fetish, Mr. Anderson?

[Blade_the_fox]

You have a fetish for WHAT???

[Mr. Anderson]

-Is afraid of the perma ban stick, so edits out really profane stuff-
And I'll love chipmunks if I want too, you stereotypical #######!

[Mykester]

This chipmunk fetish has go to stop Mr. Andy. It's sick.

[bmfy.]

no u

[Mr. Anderson]

You love chipmunks, too! We banged them together you sick bastard!

[MushroomMammoth]

Shut up, you chipmunk lover!

[Mr. Anderson]

Chipmunks...lalala. I love Chipmunks.

[big-VR-machine]

chipmunks cause cancer when u get within 8.45 ft

[Mr. Anderson]

Chipmunks...interesting subject.

[Blade_the_fox]

Hey, now lets talk about something random... I know! chipmunks!

[Scornic]

ROFL That was the best joke I have ever heard.

[adapuff]

0mg H00pla Has 9999 Post!!!!!!!!?!?!!111

[MushroomMammoth]

Someone tell some total n00b comment right now. We'll laugh.

[Alphaniner]

I feel like MushMam is following me, and makes a post after every one I make.

[Mr. Anderson]

Weird.
Maybe you're the SAME PERSON?

OMG KUMUILT!!!!

[Scornic]

Why is this guy copying everything i say?

[Robotdeath]

Heh....Boobies...

[Mr. Anderson]

omg Boobies!!!!!1111oeoenone

[MushroomMammoth]

Girls have boobies.

[h00pla]

Did you know Vag was a girl? And we all know what girls have/

[denacioust]

So..yeah me and Vag had sex last night. It was all going well, and then he took off his trousers...and well...I don't think I can say what he had there.

[Choft]

XGen is HOMOSEXUEL!

[denacioust]

I heart penis.

[h00pla]

I <3 Den's penis, but I think he's not quite as exclusive as me

[adapuff]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooo

[h00pla]

I swear if someone posts a string of characters again I will kill you!

[adapuff]

I predict that h00pla will post next.

[Blastedt]

Now I am going to post a string of characters.

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Mykester]

You are gay if you post a string of characters.

[adapuff]

People who post after me are stupid.

[Blastedt]

People who say posting string of characters is gay are just covering up their own gayness, :O

Move along, nothing to see here.

[adapuff]

Small text sucks.

[Mykester]

Next three posts are from people who make their daily visits to Lemon Party

[adapuff]

This post is alone. Any other posts after it die.

[eyebrow]

Boy, I sure hope no one ruins this thread with stupid things like strings of characters and the like. That would suck.

[Mr. Anderson]

I say we put that plan into action. All for, say 'I', or other miscellaneous characters.

[adapuff]

I see the future..this thread will be locked in 3 pages.

[Mykester]

Who sees the future?

[adapuff]

My Eyes!! My Eyes Are Bleeding

[Adam]

I feel like someone's eyes are about to bleed, strange eh?

[Lumeh]

Cool a nail gun, what I always wanted!

[MushroomMammoth]

I shot a guy with a nail gun in Quake...

[Adam]

Nailing people has been tough this year.

[Lumeh]

My new "Sexual Statistics" Magazine just came in!

[adapuff]

The mail is here!

[Adam]

Look, the mail man... Wonder what he's up too...

[adapuff]

*shoot*

Oh no...THE ELIT3 FORC3!!

[anarchy11]

I am a doggy! mailmen must die! Calm down Lassy.

[adapuff]

woof woof

what was that?

[anarchy11]

*makes a loud sound*

[adapuff]

That smell..its..the smell...the smelly smell...the smelly smell smelly... the smelly smelly smell..smell...:o

ANCHOVIES

[Gamer247]

*Whisper to self, "Hey look! There are anchovies WAAAAAAAAAYYYY off in the distance..."*

[anarchy11]

I R Wanting sex wit theh adapuffUm....... Sure ya do yeno.

[adapuff]

NO BOLD BOLDUNDERLINE OR BOLDUNDERLINEITALICS

[kirbster40]

i dont think that im having pizzanvm i am having pizza.

[Choft]

Surprise Buttsechs!

[Kravers]

Wow, olive garden really is a good resturant

I agree, but not as good as Pizza street!

[adapuff]

Thats no resturant..

:confused: :blush: :D


I don't speak italian.

[Adam]

I wonder who is going to mistake that toilet for a restrant...

[Mime]

Check out this toilet I found lol! Theres fries and stuff in it.

[Spectral]

i just took a #### in mime's toilet

[Mr. Anderson]

brb, takin' a ####.

[Kravers]

My face is burnt!

Lets party!

[Spectral]

My face is burnt!

... and yes, I do love potatoes. Why do you ask?

[Mr. Anderson]

Spectral, do you like potaters? Or french fries?

[Kravers]

Who likes Potaters?

[Mime]

I just had a delicious bite of Potato.

[Kravers]

I am eating chicken, what are you guys eating?

[caniverous toilet]

Bread my best friend!

[DefendYourAstle]

I am eating YOUR FACE OFF

[kirbster40]

i wander what DefendYourAstle eats...

[MushroomMammoth]

Kirbster, go eat dinner.

[kirbster40]

I never had dinner before. I didnt know what else to say

[denacioust]

Kirbster, are you malnourished? You look scrawny...

[caniverous toilet]

*Drinks Red Bull*

[Spartan 1337]

*Drinks a 500 pound bull*

[caniverous toilet]

Lolz0rs! Jackass 2 bull fights 0wn!

[kirbster40]

http://jackass2.justgotowned.com

[Kravers]

If somone posts a Just got owned link I will kill him.

[336]

If somone posts a Just got owned link I will kill him.


i've always wanted to quote someting from the future :p:D :D :P :o

[caniverous toilet]

*Ignores 336's post*[/forward]

Desp. got pwn3ded!

[kirbster40]

Lol Hahaha Desp!!

[Ixion0000000]

Apparently Desp was repremanding some n00b, and a mod got mad at her for flaming! =-]

[Ixion0000000]

I like cheetos

[adapuff]

I predict the next person who posts will like something beginning with C.

[denacioust]

I predict that the next person will make a tired cliché

[eatmorchikin6464]

Oh mighty psychic, Denacioust.

What do you predict?

[kirbster40]

i heard that Denacioust is phsycic.. >.> <.<

[Ixion0000000]

I'm taking lessons to become a magician, it's kind of like being a phsycic though.

[eatmorchikin6464]

Everyone's jealous of my magician abilities.

[Ixion0000000]

Wow, where the freak did the bandana go emc?!!!!

[eatmorchikin6464]

Watch closely, keep your eye on the bandanna!

[Choft]

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo

I like cows with bandanas =D

[eatmorchikin6464]

Woah....that field is full of cows with bandannas on. Must be some type of gang or something.

[kirbster40]

hey look a farm!! O.o cows.....

[Ixion0000000]

On this point in the tour, we come to the farmlands of Wisconsin.

[kirbster40]

i wonder if i should go on the wisconsin tour...

[Mime]

Oh my god. I just ate the best cheese in the world. Where did it come from. I wonder...

[Arca]

Yeah that is weird. But I did get to eat cheese cake though! So my day is much better than yours.

[Ixion0000000]

You know, this was really wierd! I was on a class tour, and when we went through the kitchen, some kid stopped and licked a cake plate off. The field trip sucked though, and no one but him got cake.

[kirbster40]

i didnt go on a field trip for a long time...

[Arca]

Well that's where celibicy gets you...


Ugh, my friends keep talking about their field trip to the porn industry. Bastards.

[Mime]

So one time this kid revived a REALLY dead thread. I mean it was two years dead. To top it all off, he made a stupid post in it. So then, the next day, a forumite came to his house, killed him, and raped his dead body, just to show him what it feels like.

[Ixion0000000]

Well, I'm sure I've only revived a dead thread once, and that was when I was a total forum N00b.

[adapuff]

Has anyone revived a dead thread?

[brianbrian25]

I have a gameboy and a computer.

[Ixion0000000]

I have an Xbox, a PS2, computer, DS, and a gamboy SP.

[zippydaspinhead]

What gaming systems do you guys have?

I got a PPC and an X-box

[brianbrian25]

I've got flash 8, and the newgrounds preloader works fine for me.

[Ixion0000000]

I've got flash 9.3.1.2.3.2.1 from the future! Jk, I really have flash 8, and it works fine. It must just be your comp. By the way, what the hell is a "flesh 8"? Some kind of skin cream?

[Mack_and_Mesh]

Sure, I'll buy some skin cream, what else looks like skin cream?

[Defective]

Does anyone want any face cream? I just found a bunch in my cellar.

[bullettime bob]

Does anybody like face cream?

[game-bot]

Hey guys, lets talk about creams. Everyone loves that.

SRPG2 will be expected to release this week!
NO WAI!

[Mod#4]

Jesus effing christ. You people just aren't gonna get over this are you?

[Mack_and_Mesh]

Dude we all know that George W. Bush sucks, so shut up!

[SalsatheGeek]

Oh, so now you aren't talking in pairs, huh?

[brianbrian25]

Hey, i'll talk.

[Defective]

Is anyone here?

[brianbrian25]

Alright, I'm signing off.

[kirbster40]

Brian wanna come over? call me im going to sign off. sign off and call me if you want!

[brianbrian25]

Hi mate.

[Iruleu]

Hey...

[.sickling.]

Hey...

Enough with the ####, #### me already!

[Ixion0000000]

Well, on that note, I do have a crappy old version of photoshop, but tis better than paint.

[brianbrian25]

****NOT PART OF THREAD******
Enough with the ####, #### me already!
You can't quote someone from the 'future'.
****/NOT PART OF THREAD******

I saw this old photoshop thing on ebay, and I'm not sure if I should buy it.

[Arca]

Man I hate Ebay, they over price everything!

[zippydaspinhead]

Dude i just got ripped off on Ebay, this guy sold me a gameboy that broke the next week.

[dragonblaz9]

ebay sucks because people rip you off

[Arca]

Omg There is this newb named Dragonbalz9... I think he's heard of thi thread. Everyone be cool if he comes.

[dragonblaz9]

*peeping through the key hole* hope they don't say anything bad about me...

[Arca]

Anyhoo That's why I don't use the shower anymore.

[Mack_and_Mesh]

Arca, thats a strange reason for not using the shower anymore.

[Ixion0000000]

Hm... That was... interesting...
I'm now scarred for life.

[MMC]

Desp ate my flesh using wooden sporks last night! It hurt like hell but it was worth it! I mean, getting $3 is enough for Desp to buy you to be tortured and eaten! She has a torture fetish i think. It's odd, but worth it, I mean, $3 whole dollars! Just 3 more hours of torture and I have, like, $12! It rules

[salsport]

penguins?:o

omg, it's the end of the world, all peguins r going to explode!

[Blade_the_fox]

Okay now please no more talk of suicide bombing penguins. Its getting stupid!

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

So there was this penguin and he was suicidal right. He had at least 25 things of dynamyte stripped to him and he was freaking standing right in front of me. I was soooo scared. But I kicked it and it tried to deonate so I would die also but when I kicked it it was in mid-air so it detonated in the air and made a huuuge explosion.

[Blade_the_fox]

So, someone sent me an email recently (No idea who) mentioning the fact that they nearly got blown up by the Pope. Not directly, he sent one of his suicide penguins.
But I don't know who told them to blow up your house...

[MMC]

Speaking of emo animals, once at the zoo, I saw this suicidal penguin. Not like Iraq penguins that blow #### up, but an emo penguin. He just slit his wrists, whined about how nobody liked him, and listened to Good Charlotte while crying.

[Blade_the_fox]

What the hell? An emo lion? Thats scary...

[User_Name_Here]

Oh! I remember once I was walking in the amazon and a freakin emo lion comes out of nowhere!

[Defective]

You know what would be cool? If a animal was emo. Like a lion or something.

[User_Name_Here]

There are too many emo's at my school...

[rpgfan]

What would you say if there were 500000 clones of you at your school?

[e p]

Cloning is so amazing.

[MMC]

I have some pie! who wants some?!I do, I do!!!

[snoman99991]

So I had twenty thousand bomb pies that I needed to get rid of, and I dumped them all off at...

Well anyway...

I have some pie! who wants some?!

[e p]

There's this huge crowd gathering in my neighborhood. It appears that they want pie,

[PiratexWithxWings]

I like pie.

Especially lemon pie.

Who wants pie?

[Mashermat]

And now for something completely different, a man with three pies..

[zippydaspinhead]

http://www.channel4.com/4laughs/media/images/caption/2006/december/C0044_wk50_pie_L.jpg

[e p]

I would love some pie-related humor right now.

[Arca]

You should be banned for that.... But anyways.


Dude I just had a huge pie. It was nice. And Sexy.

[e p]

I posted porno on an old forum that I used to go to every day.

[Arca]

You know what? I LOVE PORNO! It's so eductional...Wait.

[MMC]

Lets talk about pornopies!

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

Thank you for finally stopping your mass attack of throwing dogs at everyone. One bit me in the nose.

[Lifeless]

I've finally decided to stop with the Yankee-fan-attacking-dogs-brainwave-adjuster-machine.
I hope you're happy, Toasty!

[e p]

Fly my dogs, fly!

Oh wait, dinnertime.

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

Stop throwing dogs at me!

[Lifeless]

Hey evil_penguin, let's start the machine, shall we?

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

Hey what is that machine? Can you show me what it does?

[salsport]

i'm throwing dogs at toasty right now!

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

Salsport, don't even think of it.

[salsport]

i wanna throw dogs at toasty

[Lifeless]

Hey salsport, what do you want to do for the day?

[salsport]

i'm bored........

[adapuff]

(0|\|/|3 70 |\|/| -< 7|-||/_34|)!

[h00pla]

I really hate trying to translate leet early in the morning. almost as much as I ahte adapuff posting leet in the morning

[MMC]

How do you translate leet?

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

I rock at translating leet.

[e p]

I can give a guide for helping translate 1337. Any takers?

[denacioust]

People, please stop telling stories about h00pla's anus...too many bad memories.


Anyway, changing the topic.
Does anyone know how to translate leet?

[e p]

Oh man, h00pla's anus.

I'm writing a book about it. Here's a preview:

[link removed]

[Ignatz]

So who wants to talk about h00pla's anus?!

[e p]

That story was disgusting, yet it had some great twists.

But let's please change the subject.

[Ignatz]

Have you heard the story about the Pope , Hannibal Lecter, and the 11 pregnant pandas?

[e p]

No I will not rape you!

Let's share some stories now.

[MMC]

Who wants to rape me!?!?

[Lifeless]

Now, the dumbest member of the class must say the following:
"Who wants to rape me!?!?"

[BlueEVIL420]

'I personally do not wish to get an STD.'

[denacioust]

So, BlueEVIL, what did your mum say to me last night when I refused to wear a condom?

[MMC]

Woah. I just looked at Webster's dictionary and it said Lifeless means St1kAr3n4 nUb. How odd...

[Ignatz]

Hey MMC, look at Webster's dictionary and see what Lifeless means!

[MMC]

I love Webster's dictionary.

[e p]

I wish more people would say that.

Anyway, I love dictionaries. Which is better: Oxford or Webster's?

[MMC]

Silly putty is all a person needs.

[e p]

What a stupid story. You fail life.

In better news, concerning me, I'm so lost. I have things that I need and can't get them. Can anyone help?

[salsport]

hey penguin, let me tell u my life story *tells life story*

[e p]

I've seen better porno than that. I bet someone's life story was better than that.

[denacioust]

Hey has anyone seen my wang?

I don't think I'll show it to you. It'd be too good.

Instead, here's some porn which can only be bettered through addition of my wang or evil penguin's mother.

[Arca]

I need a word that rhymes with Tang.