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denacioust
03-02-2007, 12:06 PM
I'll post a situation and you post unlikely things to be said at that situation. The aim is to be funny.
First situation: unlikely things for a TV announcer to say.
'We interrupt this showing of the Sixth Sense to bring you this important message, Bruce Willis is a ghost!'
K1CkA55
03-02-2007, 01:03 PM
Osama Bin Laden released a video to the press. In it he says "Isn't it your turn to hide?"
denacioust
03-02-2007, 01:06 PM
"Tonights episode of Hymns of Praise contains scenes of a sexual nature"
K1CkA55
03-02-2007, 01:24 PM
"For the veiwers who are watching now with a nervous disposition, you are not watching TV. I am inside your head and the man behind you with the dildo isn't going to wait for the end of the news."
denacioust
03-05-2007, 05:22 PM
"Viewers may be interested to know that I am naked, and touching myself"
swatdude
03-05-2007, 06:31 PM
"We interupt the program 'Globe Trekker' to show you commercial about 'Globe Trekker'"
Nerevar
03-05-2007, 06:33 PM
"We interrupt this TV showing of 'The Lord of the Rings Return of the King' to tell you that Sauron just made some lucky orc pregnant"
Area 51
03-05-2007, 06:36 PM
"We interrupt this news cast to bring you some important news"
"We interrupt president Bush's intelligent speac... *TV explodes*"
Kevim
03-05-2007, 06:37 PM
"And so it became a real-life game of Hungry, Hungry Hippos"
Area 51
03-05-2007, 06:39 PM
"And so it became a real-life game of Hungry, Hungry Hippos"
XD
"Tonight on Oprah, the stingray speaks out about his murdering Steve Irwin"
Spartan 1337
03-05-2007, 06:40 PM
"And so it became a real-life game of Hungry, Hungry Hippos"
Steven Colbert???
lazyguy
03-12-2007, 03:50 PM
Osama Bin Laden's terror message, 2006.
"Greetings, westerners. All your base are belong to us. This year, I'm not going to send out a message to strike fear into your hearts. No, like everyone else, I'm making a World Cup song!
We're the Talibani Barmy Army and we're going to win!
Seacrest Out"
saynightnight
03-12-2007, 04:20 PM
"Yasterday, thanks to so many voting for the American Idol, phone lines were jammed so badly that major cities lost 911 support. Hunderds died. And now, we present you the next American Idol, Osama Bin Laden!!"
Shataniska
03-12-2007, 04:47 PM
"Today,we stop CSI,to communicante,Saddam Hussein isn't dead! all our posts are belong him!"
gufu1992
03-12-2007, 05:23 PM
"You are surrounded, turn off you're Television and get out of you're house, This is not a joke..."
denacioust
03-12-2007, 05:55 PM
Alright time for a new topic methinks...
Things you just don't want to hear your pilot say in an aeroplane
Well, since its 'Bring your child to work' day I'm letting little Billy fly your plane today...
"But don't worry, billy doesn't get sezuires that often anymore!"
EDIT: Oh wait are we supposed to make our own, or comment on the one above... You kind of lost me there.
Just incase:
"for all pasengers worried about that noise, our captin informs us that it's fine, and we only need one wing to land anyways."
denacioust
03-12-2007, 06:12 PM
Make up your own...
'Could the stewardess please bring two parachutes to the ####pit immediately'
saynightnight
03-12-2007, 07:00 PM
Attentoin passangers: my co-polet is being a jack###, so i am going to run this plane into the ground to shut him the #### up.
"Ladies an gentlemen, we are now cruising at an altitude of 10000 meters, and I'd just like to say, to the owner of the white sedan, you've left your headlights on."
Mr. Anderson
03-12-2007, 08:18 PM
Ok folks, the stewardess is GURUURUHRURUHGUHRUHGRUHGURHG!!!!!!!!!!
"To the couple in the bathroom, please stop having sex. It's idesent. And you could atleast wear a condom"
neotris9
03-12-2007, 09:07 PM
Today on MSNBC, my sister broke her hymen. More on this story at 8.
" Ladies and gentlemen, notice that the highjack sign is tuned off, repeat, it's turned off."
Mr. Anderson
03-12-2007, 09:20 PM
That turbulence is completely NOT normal, please say your final prayers. We're all going down, i repeat, we are all going down.
"In case of a crash, put head between knees. You OWN Knees"
Popolop
03-12-2007, 09:35 PM
"Well, here we are. The non-stop plane from New York to California. Now let me just turn off the 'fasten se-' WHO THE HELL TOOK OFF THEIR BELTS?! Now we have to turn all the way back to New York."
"What's that Ticking noise?"
Blade_the_fox
03-13-2007, 07:16 AM
"Uuuhhhh... the gps and auto pilot just ate each other"
denacioust
03-13-2007, 12:41 PM
"hmmm...I'm really not feeling too well so I'm gonna hand the controls over to my co-pilot, Osama..."
lazyguy
03-13-2007, 01:26 PM
Okay people, we've both been locked outside the ####pit. If anyone has a sharp axe, or is an expert on hijacking, could they please move to the front of the plane.
denacioust
03-13-2007, 01:55 PM
'If you'll look out the window to your left you will see the flaming wreckage of what was our left wing'
Mr. Anderson
03-13-2007, 02:13 PM
Don't worry about that burning fuel smell, it's-oh, you said do. Oho, oh man, oh.
lazyguy
03-13-2007, 02:22 PM
Oh dear God, there's some kind of monster on the wing! Its tearing it apart! Dear God, we're all going to die!
No wait... that was a Twilight Zone episode...
Mr. Anderson
03-13-2007, 02:28 PM
Eheheh, oh man. This Futurama episode is so funny-crap, is this thing still on?
gufu1992
03-13-2007, 02:29 PM
"Dear passengers, please join birthday party of one of our pilots in the pilot cabin for a game of pinata"
Mr. Anderson
03-13-2007, 02:31 PM
"We are willing to meet your demands-"BANG
lazyguy
03-13-2007, 02:39 PM
"What the #@$* is wrong with this %!~&ing movie? Where the $$£€ is the ^%$£ing swearing?"
K1CkA55
03-14-2007, 01:47 PM
Pilot: Well, I am going to assume the controls again. My co-pilot is flying very badly!
Co-pilot: I thought you were flying!
nicknam4
03-14-2007, 03:20 PM
"We interrupt this program for important news!"
"We interrupt this important news for very important news!"
"We interrupt this very important news for very very important news!"
"We interrupt this very very important news for very very very important news!"
"A hobo just died!"
denacioust
03-14-2007, 03:30 PM
'I'll be your captain for today, Paddy O' Henne *hic*'
Tanktunker
03-14-2007, 03:31 PM
"Dear passengers this is your pilot speaking, and I just want to hear the speakers baritone-ise my voice before we all die, I mean not die, land, yeah, we still have all four engines, of course."
"Dear passengers, this is your pilot speaking, I just wanted to announce that you're all going to join the mile high club, and by club I mean group of people dismembered at the altitude that I mentioned earlier.
denacioust
03-14-2007, 03:33 PM
'I just wanted to wish you the best of luck..we're all counting on you'
Mr. Anderson
03-14-2007, 03:36 PM
"Passengers, ignore the man jumping off of the plane, just grab those seats."
"With John? Oh my God, I...I...I can't take life anymore!" [insert sudden decrease in altitude here]
Desperation
03-14-2007, 03:39 PM
"Please remain seated while the plane takes off...OMG THE ENGINE'S OUT? We're in air... WE'RE GOING TO DIE! CRASH AND DIE!!!"
Mr. Anderson
03-14-2007, 05:06 PM
"Haties, here we come. Haties, here we come..."
lazyguy
03-14-2007, 05:16 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Argentinian Airlines, on its way to the Falklands Islands. You will be our payload. Have a nice day.
saynightnight
03-14-2007, 05:28 PM
Ok people, my co-piolet just died, so i need to change my pants. i'll be in the bathroom... WTF! STOP HAVING SEX IN THERE! (Sudden droping of plane)
Mr. Anderson
03-14-2007, 05:28 PM
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. You're in for a fantastic flight over the Pacific Ocean and into Japan. We'll be experiencing some turbulence due to high winds and lightning storms...hell, we're only flying tonight because I'm a rookie and I need to prove myself."
denacioust
03-14-2007, 05:36 PM
'So what are you wearing?...oh #### wrong channel'
Blade_the_fox
03-15-2007, 05:50 AM
"This is your pilot speaking, we have a flood outbreak in the cargo bay. if you have a shotgun, please go to the cargo bay."
OR...
"OH, GOD! ITS A ZOMBIE! ITS EATING MY BRAIN!" *Dies*
denacioust
03-15-2007, 12:19 PM
'I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER####ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER####ING PLANE'
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Mr. Anderson
03-15-2007, 01:01 PM
'I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER####ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER####ING PLANE'
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####ING EPIC.
"What? I still know what you did last summer? #### that. OK everyone, in order to get the movie The Pursuit of Happyness, we'll be switching planes. Might take a few hours, soooo get used to the scenery."
denacioust
03-15-2007, 01:50 PM
'And if you look to your left you should see our captain, parachuting to safety'
lazyguy
03-15-2007, 05:05 PM
You know, this plane was used as a prop in Final Destination 3.
Mr. Anderson
03-15-2007, 05:07 PM
You know, this plane was used as a prop in Final Destination 3.
I love you.
"Elmo's world, doo doo doo. Lalalala, lalalala, Elmo's World, bum bum bum..."
the big kid
03-15-2007, 05:13 PM
Ok this is based off real life experience.
Stewardist : Is there a Doctor on This plane? Someone has had a heart attack.
(4 people get up)
Stewardist Again : Now is there a Pilot on this plain?
Turned out to be the pilot who had the heart attack, In the air. Luckily the Co-Pilot took over and there was some random guy skilled enough to be Co-Pilot.
denacioust
03-15-2007, 05:21 PM
No way did that actually happen to you.
New situation.
Unlikely things for a priest or other religious figure to say...
'Ya know maybe that Darwin guy was onto something...'
Mr. Anderson
03-15-2007, 05:22 PM
That's not funny.
What would've been funny is:
"Is there a doctor on the plane? Someone has had a heart attack?"
*4 people stand up*
"Is there a pilot on the plane?"
*3 people sit down*
*Standing man goes to walk out of aisle*
*bangs head on carriage rack*
*falls unconcious*
"..Is there...uh, a doctor on the plane?"
EDIT: "Father, please say a prayer for my sick mother."
"Oh lord, please kill this woman quickly and non-painfully. Or painfully, whichever one is quicker."
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