Knock Knock

[AssaultRifle]

Time for a knock knock joke thread.

Poster 1: Knock knock
Poster 2: Who's there?
Poster 3: -says who is there with a picture-
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)

Be funny. Anyone can play.

Knock knock.

[Popolop]

Who is outside of my door!?

[AssaultRifle]

http://en.epochtimes.com/news_images/2005-10-2-george-bush.jpg

Geroge Bush! Oh noez!

Knock knock.

[Popolop]

You should add another poster so they can decide on what to do with the visitor (Let them in, boot them out, turn on the sprinklers, etc.).

-shrugs-

[AssaultRifle]

Fine. Knock knock.

[Natefrawg]

Who's there?

[eyebrow]

http://amysrobot.com/files/beastieboys/street_03.jpg

OH NO! Tis the Beastie Boys!

[.Valhalla.]

Knock Knock

[eyebrow]

Poster 1: Knock knock
Poster 2: Who's there?
Poster 3: -says who is there with a picture-
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)
Poster 4: Does something to that person in the picture (ie: kick them in the balls.)

[.Valhalla.]

Ouch.. *sorry*

[eyebrow]

S'ok. I overreacted. I guess.. >.>

[swatdude]

knock knock

[Broken]

Who's there?

[eyebrow]

http://amysrobot.com/files/beastieboys/street_03.jpg

Beastie boys are back.


We didn't finish the last knock knock.

[Spock]

http://halflife2rs.altervista.org/nemici/headcrab.jpg

Oh noes! Headcrab!

[Generic]

Shoots headcrab with sawblade using G-Gun.

[AssaultRifle]

*STARTS THREAD OVER*

Knock knock.

[eyebrow]

Who might be at my beautiful new hand-carved walnut door?

[Broken]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g140/kaos78666/misc/zombie_santa.jpg

[TwiZted Jok3R]

Ew Broken, your perverted.

[c00lryguy]

I dont get it, we gotta photo manipulate, is that what you're telling us? we're not reall sure what person 4 does!

[Popolop]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g140/kaos78666/misc/zombie_santa.jpg

Well, I guess you can come inside. You seem like you have an honest face.

[Broken]

Lmao^

Knock knock!

[adapuff]

Who's there?

[Ice Punk]

It's a meatloaf...
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/5885/turkeymeatloafhp7.jpg

[Blastedt]

*turns on sprinklers*

Knock, Knock.

[Shataniska]

Who is there? *get some gun*

[Broken]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g140/kaos78666/misc/pictures_hello_jesus.jpg

[theryman]

*Walks away slowly*

[crusty]

Qnoq qnoq.

[Broken]

Who's there?

[Espo Mk. II]

http://queerbar.com/guerilla.queer.bar.power.bar.large.jpg

[crusty]

-eats bar-

-gaydar turns on-

[Espo Mk. II]

*knock knock foo*

[Broken]

Who's there? Is someone really there? Or am I hearing voices again?!?

[Espo Mk. II]

http://lolwtfbbq.tripod.com/o_rly/thumbnails/400x300/aidsrly.jpg

[Blastedt]

*turns on anti-tripod image laser*
Yes, why hello...ZAP!

Knock nock

[ButterBeer]

Whos there?

[swatdude]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:HF7UVYahX88SZM:http://www.globenet.free-online.co.uk/images/nuke.jpg


(don't mind the linking, try imaging it but..... didn't work >_>)

[adapuff]

*extinguishes with a 1/4 inch fire hose*

KNOCK KNOCK

[Spartan 1337]

Who isn't there?

[adapuff]

http://spartans.sstx.org/~wgoodman/60sacidunclesam.jpg

Hello sir, can YOU pass the acid test? All you need to do is drink 10000 litres of cola in a day.

[ButterBeer]

*commits suicide by cola*

*shoots hat off head*

[Broken]

Knock knock.