Name 100 things to do in a...

[game-bot]

In This game, you have to name as many things as possible to do in a certain place.

RULES

1. You may only post a max of 5 things every post
2. You must make sure it was not already said
3. No double posting
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5. I choose what the topic is. However, you may make suggestions.
6. Please number the list


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50 things to do to a dumb blonde.

1. Have them alphabetize M&Ms
2. Chop their heads off
3. Impale them
4. Crucify them
5. Gouge their eyes out
6. Force them to swallow broken glass
7. Rape them
8. Disembowl them
9. Strangle them with their own entrails
10. Eat their livers with fava beans
11. Douse them in lighter fluid and set them on fire
12. Put firecrackers in their body orifices
13. call them so many corney names that they kill themselves
14. ask them for 5$ and never give it back
15:The old Scratch and Sniff at the bottom of the pool job.
16. Have them write a ransom note.
17. Tell them to go get you some blinker fluid
18. Dye her hair brunette, they're hotter.
19. Tell her that you'll give her a buck if she can touch her elbows behind her back (yay boobies!!!)
20. Write "ALPHA KENNY ONE" on a piece of paper and tell her to read it out loud.
21. Rape
22. Write "Turn paper over" on both sides of a piece of paper and give it to her.
23.Stand Behind her, tap her one shoulder, jump to the other side, repeat.
24. Con her into buying fake jewelry/watches
25. pyramid scheme + dumb blonde + her dumb friends + her dumb friends' dumb friends = profits up the yingyang!
26. Tell her that her epidermis is showing
27.Yell "PENIS HEAD!" and run away.
28. Trick her into going to a shock site
29.Cut her hair off.
30.Dye her hair brown.
31. Tell her that she can get high by mixing ammonia and bleach and inhaling the fumes


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50 things to do in a public restroom

1. Make farting noises
2. Pee
3. Look over stall
4. Masturbate
5. Play a Gameboy
6. Flush every toilet there is in the room
7. Get into fights
8. Try to hang yourself
9. Read paper (no one does)
10. Play tic-tac-toe on walls
11. Lick the stalls.
12. Play with automatic stuff
13. Pray
14. Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15. Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16. If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY
BUBBLY!" each time.
17. Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18. Smoke
19. Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20. Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21. Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sloshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23. Write offensive things on the walls.
24. Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26. Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror
38. Ask someone if they can pass some toilet paper over, then, if they do, ask if they will help you wipe.
39. Lock all the stalls and climb under them to get out. Then piss under all the stall doors.
40. Ask people to borrow their pee.
41. Wipe using the entire roll of toilet paper and put it back on the holder.
42. Take off all the paper off a roll, and with a sharpie write 'Haha! You're ####ed now!' on the cardboard part.
43. When out of paper, write 'Out Of Paper!' in crap on the wall.
44. Storm into someone's stall and yell 'Oops! My bad!'. Repeat fifty times.
45. Kick open an occupied stall and moon the person inside.
46. Walk into a bathroom. If it's full of Mexicans, yell "Imigra! Imigra!".
47. Sit on the toilet and sing a song like "Elmo's World", "The Twilight Zone theme", or "Super Mario Brothers Theme".
48. Shake the toilet and stall while groaning and straining, then drop something heavy so it makes a sploosh and go "Ahwhwh..."
49. Empty out all the toilet paper. Wait for someone to go in, and wait another 5 minutes.
50. Turn off the lights when someone is inside a stall. To be used with 49.


50 things to do in a park

1. Set the birds on fire
2. If there is a pond/lake/body of water nearby, dump oil into it
3. After 2, set it on fire
4. Have a picnic
5. Ruin a picnic
6. Piss all over the swing sets
7. Apply super glue to a swing
8. Apply hot glue all over slide right before some kid is about to slide down
9. Hide inside a jungle gym-like thing and sell drugs to children passing by
10. Hide inside bushes and jump out shouting "SURPRISE!"
11. Go nude
12. Steal toys from little kids
13. Go up to random people and ask them if they'd like to buy some crack
14. Do donuts on the grass
15. Go swimming in the duck pond
16. Lubricate the monkey bars on the playground
17. Leave thumbtacks on the benches
18. Print out a bunch of goatse pictures and pin them up on all the trees
19. Knock over a garbage can
20. Steal the bread from the pigeons
21. Poison the pigeons
22. Block up the slide and stab all who come down
23. Clothesline people jogging.
24. Punch old people while saying "OWNED!"
25: Bike in a small circle around someone's picnic. Repeat 500000 times.
26: Loosen the screws on the jungle gym. Go to a new park. repeat NaN times.
27. Use a remote control car, plane, or boat to harass people and animals at the park
28. Get a dog whistle and make all the dogs freak out
29. Dig a hole
30. Steal a baby/small child
31. Throw balls or frisbees at random people. Aim for the head.
32. Leave a bunch of broken glass all over the playground
33. Go around with a bucket on your head hitting rocks with a stick until you get bored, then go start hitting people with the stick until somebody beats you up. Then, lay there on the ground, bruised and bleeding, and ask everyone who comes by for free stuff. If anyone asks you what you're doing, tell them that you're playing Runescape.
34. Start a fire
35: Randomly slit someones throat, then take him/her to an undisclosed location and take a dump in his/her mouth. Then chuck him/her at an old guy and run like hell.
36. #### inside the tubed slide. Repeat for all tubed equipment
37.Smear crap on the top of the monkey bars. Literally crap
38.Run around waving your arms wildly while going "Awhwhwhwwogogoh!!!!" "Pwnt lool loser !!!!eleven one one one"
39.Sit on top of the tubed slide. Wait until a kid comes down. drop in front while the kid is sliding and go "RAPE!"
40. Take a paint ball gun to the park and start shooting everyone there
41. Do #40 with a real gun
42.Make a home made grenade. Throw under slide
43. Hang yourself on the monkey bars
44. Throw rocks at people at a picnic
45. Crap in the bird bath
46. TP all the trees
47. Trample the flower beds
48. Cut down a tree
49. Make a tree fall on someone. to be used with 48
50. Take a toy robot and have it annoy people at a picnic

50 things to do in a classroom

1.Throw objects such as paper at someone. Have a battle with them.
2.Start a war between several classmates.
3.Sleep
4.Spit
5.Put your gum under the desks
6.Tap the person in front of you on the shoulder, then quickly pretend to sleep
7.Throw things across the room if the teacher leaves
8. Learn
9. Throw gum into the teacher's hair
10. Masturbate.
11. Lick your teacher
12. Do your homework during lunch
13. Start a fire on top of a desk
14. Shoot spitballs
15. Pants the teacher (If its a girl.) and/or hot classmate
16. Start a gun fight
17. Scream 'Noobs!' in the hallways while wearing a shirt saying 'I <3 Runescape'
18. Steal things
19. send text messages on your cell phone
20. make a Mentos and diet coke volcano in the middle of class
21. make weird noises when the teacher isn't looking
22. Carve stuff on the desk
23. Vandalize textbooks
24. Play Gomoku with the people sitting around you
25. Get up and start running around the room and screaming gibberish
26. If you have a teacher that turns his/her back on the class for a long time while writing on the board, get out of your seat and start dancing whenever he/she looks away.
27. Put tape on the bottom of the teachers' mouse so that it doesn't work
28. Write obscenities on the blackboard/white board/overhead
29. Take the bathroom pass and piss/cum on it
30. Take a rubber band and stretch it between both of your index fingers. Then take a marker with the cap off, put it inside the rubber band, and spin it around about 20 times. When you let in go, it will spin around very quickly, squirting ink all over the place.
31. Put a tack on someone's chair
32. If your math teacher provides graphing calculators for people who don't have one to use in class, leave obscene messages on them.
33. shoot rubber bands
34. If you're in a computer lab, sabotage the computers.
35. Call a friend in class to get them in trouble and have their phone taken up
36. Call 911 and say " My teacher is raping my classmates!"
37. Poke someone
38. Moan suggestively when the teacher's back is turned then pretend to sleep
39. Give People piggy back rides to their classes for a buck to make some money.
40. Take off your pants and run through the halls naked.
41.Sing a rock song
42.Light papers on fire
43.Crap yourself and ask to go to the bathroom.
44.Pee your pants, then raise your hand and say "Teacher, I wet myself!"
45. Take a #### on the desk.
46. Light the teacher's pants on fire.
47.Rape the girl next to you.
48: Rape the teacher.
49. Sing Hannah Montana
50. Sing songs such as the C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E song, F.U.N song, etc...

[Spartan 1337]

Make farting noises to get everyone out,and some privacy.

[Nick69pd]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room

[Zapurdead]

1. Make farting noises to get everyone out,and some privacy.
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
*Mine will be in italics.*
7. Make sex noises in the private toilets.
8. Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
9. If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
10. Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.

[game-bot]

1. Make farting noises to get everyone out,and some privacy.
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7. Make sex noises in the private toilets.
8. Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
9. If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
10. Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
11. Continusly flush the automatic toliets
12. Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!

[Zapurdead]

Gamebot, you gotta change your post. READ THE GUIDELINES.
Copy my list, and add yours onto it.
EDIT: Like this-
1. Make farting noises to get everyone out,and some privacy.
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
*Mine will be in italics.*
7. Make sex noises in the private toilets.
8. Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
9. If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
10. Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
11. Continusly flush the automatic toliets
12. Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!

[game-bot]

I know how to play my own game...Look at the times the posts were made, within the same minute. Fixed.

[Nick69pd]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray :)
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.

[bmfy.]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
21.Bump.

[Mr. Anderson]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.

[game-bot]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.

[Mr. Anderson]

21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
FREAKING EPIC!
1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"

[Spartan 1337]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.

[Mr. Anderson]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.

[game-bot]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap



Lol, that last one reminded me of the FG where Quagmire tries to stop being a perv.

[Mr. Anderson]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.

That was what I was thinking of at the time. It was on last night.
Also, I think it should be 50. 100 takes too long.

[The Fallen One]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting &quot;AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!&quot; each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream &quot;RAPE! RAPE&quot; While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go &quot;Ahh&quot;, make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell &quot;SHARK! SHARK!&quot;
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell &quot;SURPRISE!&quot; and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going &quot;Wheee!&quot; the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror



I have done 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 12, 14, 15, 27, 28, 31, 32, 33, and 34. Which ones have you done?

[AssaultRifle]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror
38. Ask someone if they can pass some toilet paper over, then, if they do, ask if they will help you wipe.

[game-bot]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror
38. Ask someone if they can pass some toilet paper over, then, if they do, ask if they will help you wipe.
39. Lock all the stalls and clumb under them to get out. Then piss under all the stall doors.


50 it is.

[Desperation]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror
38. Ask someone if they can pass some toilet paper over, then, if they do, ask if they will help you wipe.
39. Lock all the stalls and clumb under them to get out. Then piss under all the stall doors.
40. Ask people to borrow their pee.

[Joest]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror
38. Ask someone if they can pass some toilet paper over, then, if they do, ask if they will help you wipe.
39. Lock all the stalls and clumb under them to get out. Then piss under all the stall doors.
40. Ask people to borrow their pee.
41. Wipe using the entire roll of toilet paper and put it back on the holder.

[MushroomMammoth]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror
38. Ask someone if they can pass some toilet paper over, then, if they do, ask if they will help you wipe.
39. Lock all the stalls and clumb under them to get out. Then piss under all the stall doors.
40. Ask people to borrow their pee.
41. Wipe using the entire roll of toilet paper and put it back on the holder.
42. Take off all the paper off a roll, and with a sharpie write 'Haha! You're ####ed now!' on the cardboard part.

[Joest]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror
38. Ask someone if they can pass some toilet paper over, then, if they do, ask if they will help you wipe.
39. Lock all the stalls and clumb under them to get out. Then piss under all the stall doors.
40. Ask people to borrow their pee.
41. Wipe using the entire roll of toilet paper and put it back on the holder.
42. Take off all the paper off a roll, and with a sharpie write 'Haha! You're ####ed now!' on the cardboard part.
43. When out of paper, write 'Out Of Paper!' in crap on the wall.

[MushroomMammoth]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror
38. Ask someone if they can pass some toilet paper over, then, if they do, ask if they will help you wipe.
39. Lock all the stalls and clumb under them to get out. Then piss under all the stall doors.
40. Ask people to borrow their pee.
41. Wipe using the entire roll of toilet paper and put it back on the holder.
42. Take off all the paper off a roll, and with a sharpie write 'Haha! You're ####ed now!' on the cardboard part.
43. When out of paper, write 'Out Of Paper!' in crap on the wall.
44. Storm into someone's stall and yell 'Oops! My bad!'. Repeat fifty times.

[Joest]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror
38. Ask someone if they can pass some toilet paper over, then, if they do, ask if they will help you wipe.
39. Lock all the stalls and clumb under them to get out. Then piss under all the stall doors.
40. Ask people to borrow their pee.
41. Wipe using the entire roll of toilet paper and put it back on the holder.
42. Take off all the paper off a roll, and with a sharpie write 'Haha! You're ####ed now!' on the cardboard part.
43. When out of paper, write 'Out Of Paper!' in crap on the wall.
44. Storm into someone's stall and yell 'Oops! My bad!'. Repeat fifty times.
45. Kick open an occupied stall and moon the person inside.

[Mr. Anderson]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror
38. Ask someone if they can pass some toilet paper over, then, if they do, ask if they will help you wipe.
39. Lock all the stalls and clumb under them to get out. Then piss under all the stall doors.
40. Ask people to borrow their pee.
41. Wipe using the entire roll of toilet paper and put it back on the holder.
42. Take off all the paper off a roll, and with a sharpie write 'Haha! You're ####ed now!' on the cardboard part.
43. When out of paper, write 'Out Of Paper!' in crap on the wall.
44. Storm into someone's stall and yell 'Oops! My bad!'. Repeat fifty times.
45. Kick open an occupied stall and moon the person inside.
46.Walk into a bathroom. If it's full of Mexicans, yell "Imigra! Imigra!".
47.Sit on the toilet and sing a song like "Elmo's World", "The Twilight Zone theme", or "Super Mario Brothers Theme".
48.Shake the toilet and stall while groaning and straining, then drop something heavy so it makes a sploosh and go "Ahwhwh..."

[Nick69pd]

Gamebot, you should make one list on your first post and update that. This is too confusing.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

1.make farting noises
2.pee
3.look over stall
4.masturbate
5.play a gameboy
6.flush every toilet there is in the room
7.get into fights
8.try to hang yourself
9.read paper (no one does)
10.play tic-tac-toe on walls
11.lick the stalls.
12.play with auotmatic stuff
13.pray
14.Make sex noises in the private toilets.
15.Keep turning on the hand dryer and wasting energy.
16.If the restroom has a foam soap dispenser, press it 10 times, shouting "AAGH! BUBBLY BUBBLY!" each time.
17.Bang on all the used stall and scream FIRE!!!
18.smoke
19.Shake somebody's hands and then smile suspiciously at them the whole time.
20.Scream "RAPE! RAPE" While wildly banging the sides of the middle stall.
21.Comment on how cool your Wii is and how small it is.
22. Sit down in the middle stall and go "Ahh", make a farting noise, then shake the toilet so the water sploshes around. Proceed to bang the sides of the stall wildly and yell "SHARK! SHARK!"
23.Write offencive(sp?) things on the walls.
24.Hide on the roof of the bathroom, then when someone sits down yell "SURPRISE!" and fall down on them.
25. Take a crap on someones lap
26.Crawl under the stalls going "Wheee!" the whole time. Count how many people scream. Wait a few minutes, then try and beat that.
27. Lock a stall door from the inside, then get out either by crawling under the stall or climbing over it. Repeat this process with all the stalls until all the doors are locked.
28. Flush a rock or some other large object down the toilet to jam it up
29. Pour instant concrete mix into all the toilet bowls
30. Poop in a urinal
31. Poop on the floor
32. Set the garbage can on fire
32. Steal all the toilet paper
33. Use spray paint to write curse words on the walls
34. Go up behind someone using the urinal and give him a shove so that he messes up and pees all over himself. Then run like hell
35. If there is someone inside a stall, use a whole ####load of duct tape to seal the door shut so they can't get out
36. If you have access to a blowtorch, use it to weld the latches shut on #27 (Just be sure that you can climb/crawl out before you end up getting stuck inside the stall)
37. Break the mirror
38. Ask someone if they can pass some toilet paper over, then, if they do, ask if they will help you wipe.
39. Lock all the stalls and clumb under them to get out. Then piss under all the stall doors.
40. Ask people to borrow their pee.
41. Wipe using the entire roll of toilet paper and put it back on the holder.
42. Take off all the paper off a roll, and with a sharpie write 'Haha! You're ####ed now!' on the cardboard part.
43. When out of paper, write 'Out Of Paper!' in crap on the wall.
44. Storm into someone's stall and yell 'Oops! My bad!'. Repeat fifty times.
45. Kick open an occupied stall and moon the person inside.
46.Walk into a bathroom. If it's full of Mexicans, yell "Imigra! Imigra!".
47.Sit on the toilet and sing a song like "Elmo's World", "The Twilight Zone theme", or "Super Mario Brothers Theme".
48.Shake the toilet and stall while groaning and straining, then drop something heavy so it makes a sploosh and go "Ahwhwh..."
49. Empty out all the toilet paper. Wait for someone to go in, and wait another 5 minutes.
50. Turn off the lights when someone is inside a stall. To be used with 49.

[Mr. Anderson]

New topic time!
I think 50 things to do in a park would be a good one.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

New topic time!
I think 50 things to do in a park would be a good one.

Name 100 things to do in a public restroom.

50 more to go.

[game-bot]

No, I changed my mine. Its 50 now.

The park is a good one, lets do that. This time though, DO NOT copy the previous list. I'll edit my my first post with the new ones.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

No, I changed my mine. Its 50 now.

The park is a good one, lets do that. This time though, DO NOT copy the previous list. I'll edit my my first post with the new ones.

Okay.

1. Set the birds on fire.
2. If there is a pond/lake/body of water nearby, dump oil into it.
3. After 2, set it on fire.

[game-bot]

4. Have a picnic
5. Ruin a picnic
6. Piss all over the swing sets

[Blaze Zero-Three]

7. Apply superglue to a swing.
8. Apply hot glue all over slide right before some kid is about to slide down.

[coolguy1351]

7. Hide inside a jungle gym-like thing and sell drugs to children passing by.

[gufu1992]

8.Hide inside bushes and jump out shouting "SURPRISE!"

[game-bot]

11. Go nude

[The Fallen One]

12. Steal toys from little kids
13. Go up to random people and ask them if they'd like to buy some crack
14. Do donuts on the grass
15. Go swimming in the duck pond
16. Lubricate the monkey bars on the playground
17. Leave thumbtacks on the benches
18. Print out a bunch of goatse pictures and pin them up on all the trees
19. Knock over a garbage can

[LizardRob]

20. Steal the bread from the pidgeons.

[scott8588]

50 things to do in a park

1. Set the birds on fire.
2. If there is a pond/lake/body of water nearby, dump oil into it.
3. After 2, set it on fire.
4. Have a picnic
5. Ruin a picnic
6. Piss all over the swing sets
7. Apply super glue to a swing.
8. Apply hot glue all over slide right before some kid is about to slide down.
9. Hide inside a jungle gym-like thing and sell drugs to children passing by.
10. Hide inside bushes and jump out shouting "SURPRISE!"
11. Go nude
12. Steal toys from little kids
13. Go up to random people and ask them if they'd like to buy some crack
14. Do donuts on the grass
15. Go swimming in the duck pond
16. Lubricate the monkey bars on the playground
17. Leave thumbtacks on the benches
18. Print out a bunch of goatse pictures and pin them up on all the trees
19. Knock over a garbage can
20. Steal the bread from the pigeons.
21. Poison the pigeons.

[game-bot]

Scott, don't copy the list.

22. Block up the slide and stab all who come down.

[Spartan 1337]

23. Clothesline people jogging.
24. Punch old people while saying "OWNED!"




P.S. The next topic should be 50 things to do in a classroom./suggestion

[Blastedt]

25: Bike in a small circle around someone's picnic. Repeat 500000 times.

[saynightnight]

26: Loosen the screws on the jungle gym. Go to a new park. repeat NaN times.

[The Fallen One]

27. Use a remote control car, plane, or boat to harrass people and animals at the park
28. Get a dog whistle and make all the dogs freak out
29. Dig a hole
30. Steal a baby/small child
31. Throw balls or frisbees at random people. Aim for the head.
32. Leave a bunch of broken glass all over the playground
33. Go around with a bucket on your head hitting rocks with a stick until you get bored, then go start hitting people with the stick until somebody beats you up. Then, lay there on the ground, bruised and bleeding, and ask everyone who comes by for free stuff. If anyone asks you what you're doing, tell them that you're playing Runescape.
34. Start a fire

[saynightnight]

35: Randomly slit someones throat, then take him/her to an undisclosed location and take a dump in his/her mouth. Then chuck him/her at an old guy and run like hell.

[Mr. Anderson]

36. #### inside the tubed slide. Repeat for all tubed equipment.
37.Smear crap on the top of the monkey bars. Literally crap.
38.Run around waving your arms wildly while going "Awhwhwhwwogogoh!!!!" "Pwnt lool loser !!!!eleven one one one"
39.Sit on top of the tubed slide. Wait until a kid comes down. drop in front while the kid is slidng and go "RAPE!"

[The Fallen One]

40. Take a paintball gun to the park and start shooting everyone there
41. Do #40 with a real gun

[Mr. Anderson]

42.Make a home made grenade. Throw under slide.

[saynightnight]

43. Hang yourself on the monkey bars

[Joest]

44. Throw rocks at people at a picnic.

[Black Jack]

45 crap in the bird bath

[The Fallen One]

46. TP all the trees
47. Trample the flower beds
48. Cut down a tree

[game-bot]

When this list hits 50, go ahead and do 50 things to do in a classroom.

[saynightnight]

49. Make a tree fall on someone. to be used with 48.
50. Take a toy robot and have it annoy people at a picnic.

[Mr. Anderson]

50 Things to do in a Classroom
1.Throw objects such as paper at someone. Have a battle with them.
2.Start a war between several classmates.
3.Sleep
4.Spit
5.Put your gum under the desks
6.Tap the person in front of you on the shoulder, then quickly pretend to sleep
7.Throw things across the room if the teacher leaves

[Blastedt]

8. Learn

[Joest]

9. Throw gum into the teacher's hair.
10. Masturbate.

[Blastedt]

11. Lick your teacher

[ButterBeer]

12. Do your homework during lunch.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

13. Start a fire on top of a desk.

[Joest]

14. Shoot spitballs.

[game-bot]

15. Pants the teacher (If its a girl.) and/or hot classmate
16. Start a gun fight
17. Scream 'Noobs!' in the hallways while wearing a shirt saying 'I <3 Runescape'

How do you like this for the next topic?

50 things to do to a dumb blonde.

[scott8588]

15. Pants the teacher (If its a girl.) and/or hot classmate
16. Start a gun fight
17. Scream 'Noobs!' in the hallways while wearing a shirt saying 'I <3 Runescape'

How do you like this for the next topic?

50 things to do to a dumb blonde.

Sounds good.
I'll start one for it if you don't mind.

1. Have them alphabitize M&Ms

[The Fallen One]

18. Steal things
19. send text messages on your cell phone
20. make a Mentos and diet coke volcano in the middle of class
21. make weird noises when the teacher isn't looking
22. Carve stuff on the desk
23. Vandalize textbooks
24. Play Gomoku with the people sitting around you
25. Get up and start running around the room and screaming gibberish
26. If you have a teacher that turns his/her back on the class for a long time while writing on the board, get out of your seat and start dancing whenever he/she looks away.
27. Put tape on the bottom of the teachers' mouse so that it doesn't work
28. Write obscenities on the blackboard/whiteboard/overhead
29. Take the bathroom pass and piss/cum on it
30. Take a rubber band and stretch it between both of your index fingers. Then take a marker with the cap off, put it inside the rubber band, and spin it around about 20 times. When you let in go, it will spin around very quickly, squirting ink all over the place.
31. Put a tack on someone's chair
32. If your math teacher provides graphing calculators for people who don't have one to use in class, leave obscene messages on them.
33. shoot rubber bands
34. If you're in a computer lab, sabotage the computers.

[game-bot]

35. Call a friend in class to get them in trouble and have their phone taken up
36. Call 911 and say " My teacher is raping my classmates!"
37. Poke someone

[Scornic]

36. Call 911 and say " My teacher is raping my classmates!"



ROFL

38. Moan suggestively when the teacher's back is turned then pretend to sleep

[eyebrow]

39. Give People piggy back rides to their classes for a buck to make some money.

[Joest]

40. Take off your pants and run through the halls naked.

[Mr. Anderson]

41.Sing a rock song
42.Light papers on fire
43.Crap yourself and ask to go to the bathroom.
44.Pee your pants, then raise your hand and say "Teacher, I wet myself!"

[Joest]

45. Take a #### on the desk.
46. Light the teacher's pants on fire.

[Black Jack]

47.Rape the girl next to you.

[Blastedt]

48: Rape the teacher.

[game-bot]

49. Sing Hannah Montana
50. Sing songs such as the C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E song, F.U.N song, ect...

50 things to do to Dumb blondes.

1. Have them alphabetize M&Ms

[The Fallen One]

2. Chop their heads off
3. Impale them
4. Crucify them
5. Gouge their eyes out
6. Force them to swallow broken glass
7. Rape them
8. Disembowl them
9. Strangle them with their own entrails
10. Eat their livers with fava beans
11. Douse them in lighter fluid and set them on fire
12. Put firecrackers in their body orifices

[big-VR-machine]

13. call them so many corney names that they kill themselves
14. ask them for 5$ and never give it back

[Blastedt]

15:The old Scratch and Sniff at the bottom of the pool job.

[Lumeh]

16. Have them write a ransom note.

[Wolfman]

17. Tell them to go get you some blinker fluid

[Vince]

18. Dye her hair brunette, they're hotter.

[Wolfman]

19. Tell her that you'll give her a buck if she can touch her elbows behind her back (yay boobies!!!)
20. Write "ALPHA KENNY ONE" on a piece of paper and tell her to read it out loud.

[Joest]

21. Rape

[Yeno]

22. Write "Turn paper over" on both sides of a piece of paper and give it to her.

[Mr. Anderson]

23.Stand Behind her, tap her one shoulder, jump to the other side, repeat.

[Wolfman]

24. Con her into buying fake jewelry/watches
25. pyramid scheme + dumb blonde + her dumb friends + her dumb friends' dumb friends = profits up the yingyang!
26. Tell her that her epidermis is showing

[Mr. Anderson]

27.Yell "PENIS HEAD!" and run away.

[Wolfman]

28. Trick her into going to a shock site

[Mr. Anderson]

29.Cut her hair off.
30.Dye her hair brown.

[Wolfman]

31. Tell her that she can get high by mixing ammonia and bleach and inhaling the fumes

[game-bot]

Okay, bump, because this thing was so awesome it's a surprise it died.

Current list. Do not copy, simply post your own, and NUMBER IT. Oh, and do read the what's of the list so far, to make sure you don't re-do a joke.


Topic : 50 things to do to a dumb blonde

1. Have them alphabetize M&Ms
2. Chop their heads off
3. Impale them
4. Crucify them
5. Gouge their eyes out
6. Force them to swallow broken glass
7. Rape them
8. Disembowl them
9. Strangle them with their own entrails
10. Eat their livers with fava beans
11. Douse them in lighter fluid and set them on fire
12. Put firecrackers in their body orifices
13. call them so many corney names that they kill themselves
14. ask them for 5$ and never give it back
15:The old Scratch and Sniff at the bottom of the pool job.
16. Have them write a ransom note.
17. Tell them to go get you some blinker fluid
18. Dye her hair brunette, they're hotter.
19. Tell her that you'll give her a buck if she can touch her elbows behind her back (yay boobies!!!)
20. Write "ALPHA KENNY ONE" on a piece of paper and tell her to read it out loud.
21. Rape
22. Write "Turn paper over" on both sides of a piece of paper and give it to her.
23.Stand Behind her, tap her one shoulder, jump to the other side, repeat.
24. Con her into buying fake jewelry/watches
25. pyramid scheme + dumb blonde + her dumb friends + her dumb friends' dumb friends = profits up the yingyang!
26. Tell her that her epidermis is showing
27.Yell "PENIS HEAD!" and run away.
28. Trick her into going to a shock site
29.Cut her hair off.
30.Dye her hair brown.
31. Tell her that she can get high by mixing ammonia and bleach and inhaling the fumes

[Dragon]

32. Tell her your penis is a mouth based video game.

[bullettime bob]

33. Tell her to go play in traffic

[salsport]

34: tell her to jump off a cliff :P
35: dump her
36: check if shees retraded, if so, catch her after a bath, and don't remind her to put her clothes back on

[Joest]

37. Rape her.
38. Tell them that you crap chocolate and piss lemonade. Convince them to eat and drink both.

[ckool5000]

39. Lead her into a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner

[bullettime bob]

40. Tell her to touch her tongue and her nose.

[Hereticman2]

40something-take her to a football game and ask her who is winning.