The Vender Machine Game

[Joest]

This is like the Corrupted Wish Game.

Example:
Guy One: I insert 25 cents and press coke.
Guy Two: You get arrested because you get the drug. I insert 25 cents and press hooker.
Guy Three: You get your balls bitten off by the hooker. I insert $5 and press new cell phone.
Guy Four: You get killed by the radiation. I insert $2 and press penis.
Guy Five: You get a vagina and you rape it. I insert $10 and press penguin.
Guy Six: You get the penguin and you get raped by it.

Get it? I insert 50 cents and press stripper.

[Adam]

You get the stripper but she is super fat.
I insert one penny and press Lays.

[Joest]

You get spoiled chips.

I insert 45 cents and press soap.

[Adam]

Soap bar in box comes out, on the box it says free condom, I mean marshmallow inside.

I insert no money and ask for a banana.

[Joest]

You get slapped in the face by a mutant bannana.

I insert $100 and press new TV.

[adapuff]

The TV annoys you with random ads and past ads you never liked, and you die of bord...em.

I insert £666.34214.42 and press 0800r3verse

[Adam]

(OFF TOPIC: I guess this is like The Corrupted Wish Game.)
You get a new TV, it is .5cm big.

I insert 100$ and ask for a friend.

[Joest]

You get an enemy.

I insert $6 and press armageddon.

[Karl]

You got it. OH ####

THREAD OVAR.

[adapuff]

I didn't get nothing? SOMEONE REPLY OMG!!?!?!F01E124129835

[Adam]

The TV annoys you with random ads and past ads you never liked, and you die of bord...em.

I insert £666.34214.42 and press 0800r3verse
It gets stuck against the glass in the machine.

I insert $.25 and press the star button.

[AssaultRifle]

You become gay.

I insert 25 cents and press the Beer button.

[eyebrow]

You get Cheetos, because no vending machine sells beer.

I insert 1.75 and press the Gatorade button.

[Espo Mk. II]

you get semen by the barrel full.

i put in 10000$ and press enimens.

[Jimbimanim II]

You get a peice of paper saying:
I.O.U
One "enimen".

I insert 4 wardrobes, a banana, a 19" LCD computer monitor and press teh fyve.

[Shataniska]

You get a banana

I put $50 and press Xgen button

[Jimbimanim II]

You get ebaums world.

I insert a chipmunk, which escapes, so I knock it out and put it back in again, then I press the happy face button.

[Adam]

Narutoboy comes out.

I put in a donkey and press star.

[Jimbimanim II]

You get a circle.

I insert Narutoboy and press eep.

[Shataniska]

You get a pee.

I insert a PS1 and press PS3 button.

[Jimbimanim II]

You get a Sega Master System.

I take a crap in the vending machine and press the flush button.

[scott8588]

You get backed up and overflowing.

I put a fish head in and press the Wii button.

[theangrypenguinx]

A dildo falls out of the machine.

I insert ice cream and press the peace on earth button

[c00lryguy]

You get Peace and the earth gets ice cream.

I insert 20 bucks and press the "Used school girl panties" button

[Jimbimanim II]

You get 1 dollar.

I insert a scythe with a blade made completely of diamond, with emeralds in the handle and press the "go fish" button.

[Joest]

You get a flounder.

I insert $1 and press the vodka button.

[Kerry]

You get water but pretend like you are drunk anyways. I insert 10 dollars and press the 100 dollar bill button.

[zafarat]

You get back the same ten with another zero on it in sharpy.

I insert 5 xcash and press sprinkled donut.

[waggles v2]

You get a plain donut. I insert 5 cents and press a button.

[Joest]

You get a big read button that says 'Nuclear Holocaust' on it.

I insert $25 and press iPod.

[Un-Mediocre]

You get a stupid disk-whateveritscalled

I insert $100 000 000 and press 500 Ferraris

[waggles v2]

You get a Daihatsu.
I insert $2 and press B.

[Joest]

You get a Broken light Bulb.

I wish for a tooth brush.

[waggles v2]

You get nothing.
I insert 5 cents and press nothing.

[Robotdeath]

A giant meteorite crashes down on you.

I insert a furry and press music stand.

[coolguy1351]

Sorry, our machine doesnt accept furries at this time, whatever the hell they are.

*inserts $1 and presses diet coke*

[Funny_bunny]

You get a diet coke, but it turns out to be a fat girls half-drinkin coke.

* Inserts 1$, presses Hot girls with no STDs *

[waggles v2]

You het fat girls WITH STD's.
I insert 3 cents and press thingy.

[Funny_bunny]

You get 3 guys who rape you.

* I insert 500$ and press " World domination " *

[theangrypenguinx]

You get a high score on a virtual world domination game.

I insert uranium and press the Britney Spears Becomes Sexy Again button.

[Jimbimanim II]

Britney was never sexy... So you get some fat #####.

I insert my laundry and 20p and press the wash button.

[Frosty]

A wave of water comes out along with your laundry and you are washed to Australia in a tidal wave.

I insert a copy of Half Life 2 and press "Play".

[Jimbimanim II]

You get the original HL and a desrtoyed HL2 disc.

I insert a grenade, run home, and play on GMod.

[Robotdeath]

GMod comes alive and anal rapes you.

I insert boner and press quarter.

[Jimbimanim II]

You get your penis snapped, and your quarter returned :P

I insert a dead squirrel and press 4 buttons.

[Frosty]

You receive a new squirrel flavoured candy bar.

I insert Jimbimanim II's avatar and press the A and 1 buttons.

[Jimbimanim II]

You die!

I insert 1 point and press %.

[Joest]

You get a crayon.

I insert $5 and press Crack.

[Robotdeath]

You get Male Butt Crack!

I insert bleeding anus and press &^#%*.

[Joest]

You get a flaming penis.

I insert 25 cents and press Pain.

[Jimbimanim II]

You get happy-in-a-jar.
I insert a hyperlink and don't press anything.

[Joest]

You get a virus.

I insert $400,000 and press Soup & Salad.

[Jimbimanim II]

You get Soup & Salad.
:P

I insert death-in-a-can and press chocolate bar.

[snoman99991]

You get Heaven In A Bottle: Chocolate Flavor

I insert koolaid package and press "OH YEAH!!!"

[Funny_bunny]

You get the Koolaid spit in your face.

I insert a rock and press " Fart noise ".

[adapuff]

You die.

I insert a body and press NUKE THE WORLD

[Shataniska]

You get a nuke and you die.

I insert a DVD and press wee!

[Joest]

You get slapped my a mutant banana.

I insert $45 and press genitalia.

[Frosty]

Nothing comes out and you die of disappointment.

I put in Sperry and press :P

[adapuff]

You die for no reason whatsoever.

I insert a skeleton and press DEATH

[Joest]

You live forever.

I insert $25 and press 'Anna Nicole Smith's Underwear'.

[adapuff]

You get flooded with them, because she has 100,000,000,000,000,000 pairs. (Not a fact)

I insert car and press car

[YSMM]

You get a Pony!
Congrats!

I insert 2.3 cents and press 'Diabetes'.

[adapuff]

You get afflicted by diabetes.

I insert 2.102420340235020543026095604506034503406503030602 5063406584965892756892499523974p and press 42

[Shataniska]

42 atomic bombs kill you.

I insert a CD and press Play.

[adapuff]

A annoying sound plays and you get K.Oed.

I insert 130 and press :o :o :o

[demonsnake8]

you get nothing :P
i inserd pi dollar
and press an owl

[adapuff]

You drown for no reason.

I insert water and press sea

[TwiZted Jok3R]

You get some men added to that sea.

I insert 6 pennies, and press the ipod button.

[Shataniska]

You get an old walkman

I insert 1 dollar and press ice cream

[Frosty]

You get a melted icecream and die of rage.

I insert Chejrw and press "Puppies".

[Joest]

Justin appears and he eats the puppies.

I insert a clock and press time.

[nicknam4]

The clock gets jammed in the machine so it explodes and you die.

i insert

$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000

and push "2 Cents"

[Mr. Anderson]

You get 50 Cent and he rapes, then shoots you.

I insert $1 and press Biggie Smalls

[Frosty]

Nothing happens and you die in the confusion.

I insert StrawberryClock and press "King Of The Portal".

[Mr. Anderson]

You get sucked into the machine.
I insert a finger and press chile.

[Frosty]

You get a map of South AAmerica on your finger.

I insert $3 and press "OMG!".

[Blade_the_fox]

You get a WTF!

I smash it open and press shiny thing.

[pong676]

You get a shiny knife that ends up right in your heart.

I insert $3 and press "Grue".

[Mr. Anderson]

Rotating blades are ejected out of the machine and cut you to bits.

I insert foot and press surgery.

[pong676]

You don't know what a grue (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Grue) is, do you?

The surgery you get is botched. It turns your foot into a hand.

I insert a shiny token and press "Mario".

[Mr. Anderson]

I come out holding a DS. You begin to play it, then it blows up, throwing sharp plastic into your eyes and blinding you. Yes, I know what a Grue is. I posted as you did, not realizing what had happened.

I insert grammar and press Nazi.

[pong676]

You get a Grammar Nazi. You then realise the fact your finger slipped when you typed "Grammar", in, making it come out "Grammer". The nazi shoots you for your crime.

I insert a whip and press BDSM.

[Joest]

You get 'ZOMG Hax0rz'.

I insert Sperry and press 'Gay'.

[gufu1992]

Mr.Sperry coms out... you'll not seen ever again.

I put in a galactic credit and press Han Solo

[saynightnight]

You become solo for the rest of your life (and i mean that sexually)
I throw the vending maching through a wall and steal everything in it.

[pong676]

It fights back! Believe it!! It's a ninja-vending-machine! Believe it!! All your base are belong to us! Believe it!!

I hook the machine up to the Necronet and press Map Scan.

[gufu1992]

Zombies begin to comeout off it - strangling you with the tourist maps

I get in 1 cent and press vacum

[pong676]

You run out of air.

I insert a Sophia and press AAAAAAAAA!

[Mr. Anderson]

You are shot, raped, burned, raped, then chopped into tiny pieces and hid around New York City trashcans.

I insert silver and press gold.

[Joest]

You get One Trillion dollars worth of platinum.

I insert ass and press dildo.

[Blastedt]

You get anally raped by a guy named Molly.

I insert a dollar and press "Guild Wars Campaign Four".

[adapuff]

You get drew into CS and you score a monster kill. You get banned by the admin.

I insert AK-47 and press 3.14159

[Blastedt]

You get an AK-PIE, that shoots, guess what, pie!

I insert Joest's ass and press anal rape by a guy named Molly.

[pong676]

You get anally raped by a guy named Molly.

I insert a noob and press Maturify.

[adapuff]

n00bs become extinct, but a n00binitus virus is born and the world is now stupid.

I insert :mad: and press :cool: :o :confused: .

[Mr. Anderson]

You get a flashing "GTFO" sign.

I insert "FU" and press "##"

[adapuff]

You get overrun with many bucketfuls of rude words and you die.

I insert <post sign> and press :D

[pong676]

A "big grin" smilie comes out and eats you with its huge teeth.

I insert a dollar and press "Woolfy".

[adapuff]

Woolfy clones eat you.

I insert 7547 and press redyellowbrownblack.

[pong676]

You get a load of blood, piss, crap and oil.

I insert XGen and press "Script New Game".

[adapuff]

You get banned from Skye because you made a spoof of stickRPG.

[pong676]

The vending machine falls on you and squashes you.

I insert some rubber and press condom.

[Hex]

What the #### is a vender machine?

... Vending machine?

[adapuff]

The vending machine falls on you and squashes you.

I insert some rubber and press condom.

You eat the condom and you turn rubbery. You can now survive lightning. (0% guarantee)

I insert 23502 and press font

[Hex]

You get analy raped by Ron Jeremy.

I stick my tongue in the machine and press random buttons.

[Adam]

You get Anarchy11


I put a dried up condom in and press *

[h00pla]

you get dried condom * sweaty man which = hawt

I insert 31 Altarian dollars and press hitch hiking the galaxy

[Hex]

Mecha-Godzilla rapes you.

I hump the machine and press 69.

[h00pla]

you orgasm into an electrical socket

I insert 2 and press interblag

[gufu1992]

You're xcreamed to death by an screaming intern

I look inside machine but accidently press X-play button

[Mr. Anderson]

You die. Then the machine spits out a coke.

I light the machine on fire and run away.

[pong676]

The machine explodes and a flying piece of metal rips your #### open.

I insert Mario and press Luigi.

[adapuff]

You die.

I insert 32222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 2222222222225 and press fifty-seven-point-seventy-four-point-zero-zero

[What do you want from me?]

You're in the delta quadrent!
I insert Star Trek, and press Star Wars.

[Joest]

You get melted with a Light Saber.

I hump the machine and press 37 with my penis.

[pong676]

You get slapped.
I insert my computer and press Linux.

[Robotdeath]

Microsoft kidnaps you and tortures you. Then they kill you and hump your dead corpse.

I insert a pressure cooker and press ;jklshinnndsa;!!.

[a tv with legs]

you get beans spilt on you.
i insert a noob and press forum.

[Raven-Blood]

you get beans spilt on you.
i insert a noob and press forum.

You got a forum and then when you open it the hack hack your forum to be a porn forum then you got spank by your parents.

I inset a 100,000,000$ and i press Nuke.

[a tv with legs]

you get 100,000,000$ worth of Duke Nukem games.

i insert tissue paper and press cactus.

[Raven-Blood]

you get 100,000,000$ worth of Duke Nukem games.

i insert tissue paper and press cactus.


140923 cactus rapes you.
And you got 140923 stinks.

I enter a hobo and press for AomFom (a kind of unknown Weed.... not marawona)

[Frosty]

You get FomAom the opposite of AomFom.

I enter Mr Nice Guy and press "Duke II".

[adapuff]

You get B&'d.

I insert B and press &

[caniverous toilet]

You get B&Q instead

Insert Google's estimated value and ask for a pwnage permit

[adapuff]

Your website (or favourite site(s)) get taken over by Google.

I insert 3.14159 (i think thats pi?) and press 6.85841

[caniverous toilet]

You get the radius of a circle instead.

Insert Soul and ask for Resident Evil 5.

[What do you want from me?]

You lose your soul, and get RE: Code Veronica.

I insert myself.

[waggles v2]

You get me.

I insert $5 and press PANIC.

[What do you want from me?]

I hand you the Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy, and Say "Don't Panic"

I take a soda and drink it.

[caniverous toilet]

It turns out it's p###.

Insert Banana and press "Coin Return".

[adapuff]

You get a banana.



WITH A DEMON!!!

(you die)

I insert the page and press refresh.

[caniverous toilet]

You get Home


Insert Onion and press Bottle

[SalsatheGeek]

You get a century-old moonshine...

Insert 5 pants and press wash.

[caniverous toilet]

You get some one else's

Insert Anime and ask for early grave.

[SalsatheGeek]

You get animereaper...

Inserted grammar and pressed forum

[caniverous toilet]

You get the S.A. forum

Insert Insertion and ask for Insertion

[Joest]

You get a severed rectem.

I insert $6,003,535,316,132 and press Wang Chung.

[What do you want from me?]

You get an army that is vastly underfunded.

Insert: A library.

[lazyguy]

You get: A larynxectomy

I insert YA MAM and press YA MAM

[zakob]

you get a banana phone.

[caniverous toilet]

You get a chav.

Insert Penguin and ask for global warming.

[DefendYourAstle]

you get a dead penguin. @$$hole, you killed a goddam penguin!

Insert hate mail for C. Toilet Penguinbane and press Ctrl-Alt-Del

[lazyguy]

You get a tactical nuclear warhead.
I insert pastry and push PIE

[DefendYourAstle]

You get a custard, but they spelled it with an m so you get mustard.

I insert my warhead and press C. Toilet's home address

[lazyguy]

You didn't press the right amount of stamps. You get a nuclear explosion.
I insert nothing and press eternity.

[caniverous toilet]

You get put into the Void.

Insert So is and press Your Face

[Frosty]

Your face is sucked into the Void where it spends the rest of eternity trying to get back.

I insert Gordon Freeman and press "Crowbar".

[lazyguy]

You gets a headcrab.
I insert gravity and press gun.

[caniverous toilet]

You get Halo

Insert seed and ask for growth

[Frosty]

The seed grows into a beanstalk. I insert Master Chief and press "MJOLNIR battle armour".

[336]

u get MONIRPE weapon and get killed by it

inserts € and presses $

[caniverous toilet]

You get £

Insert Google and ask for eBay.

[336]

u pressed yahoo and get paypal

inserts @ and asks%

[Frosty]

Google gets sold on eBay for $14.32. I insert a taco and press "burrito".

[caniverous toilet]

You get enchiladas

Insert Caveman and ask for technology

[336]

u get war and get nuked

inserts c toilet and ask a frosty lemon

[caniverous toilet]

You get pwned

Inser nothing and ask for free water at the desk.

[336]

u get a empty botlle of water

inserts ( and asks [

[caniverous toilet]

You get {

Insert pwned and press Noobs

[336]

u get pro's

insert ! and asks !

[caniverous toilet]

You get ?

Insert [b] and asks for [/i]

[336]

u get [u\]

inserts ♣ and asks ♠

[Frosty]

You activate Armageddon, which destroys the universe.

I insert MotherLoad and press "StickRPG *C*".

[caniverous toilet]

You get Fishy!!! Yayzies!

Insert Xbox and press 360

[336]

u get Ps2

inserts earth and asks God

[caniverous toilet]

You get Satan

Insert Fat-Pie.com and press Jerry Jackson

I laugh MWUHAHA

[336]

u get prince


inserts • and asksÆ

[caniverous toilet]

You get †

Insert Phone and presses "I used Invistext"

[336]

u get visitext

insert aliceblue and asks §

[caniverous toilet]

You get Simoleons.

Insert Toilet and press "I'm going for a dump."

[336]

u drown in ur toilet

inserts http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/9666/625pxgeorgia336xg5.png (http://imageshack.us) and asks y

[caniverous toilet]

You get a can of "You'll never know"

Press 1337 and ask for permission.

[lazyguy]

U g3t H4X!
Inserts Narutoboy and pushes n00b

[caniverous toilet]

You get 1337

Insert Dildo and press Desp.

[lazyguy]

You get a sex change.
I insert my penis and press fertiliser

[motherloader3636]

insert 0.01 press get friends

[caniverous toilet]

You get nerdified.

Insert CD and press Case.

[KingLenard]

You get the annoying song in the world.

Insert Halo 2 And Press the power button

[Tidus49$]

A alien tortures you painfully then crushes you with a 99999999999999999999999999999999999999kg weight.
I insert $3 and press electric.

[DefendYourAstle]

You get zapped with 300V of electricity, through your ear.

Insert Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A and press start

[lazyguy]

You get the CHEATER! tag.

I insert penis and press fertiliser(yes, I know I've done it before, but motherloader screwed up)

[Chilly_eater]

You get penis smelling fertiliser!

I insert a George bush, and press " Termination ".

[DefendYourAstle]

You get Terminated by Dubya

I insert a CD with a virus on it and press Ctrl-Alt-Delete

[SalsatheGeek]

You get an error message because you are using a Mac

I put in popcorn and press Extra Large.

[DefendYourAstle]

You get a single, VERY large kernel of (unpopped) popcorn.

I insert my hand and press extraterrestrial symbiont embodiment of the lust for revenge.

[Blade_the_fox]

Your hand turns into five minature hunters who fire their guns at your face.

I insert an empty energy sword and press "recharge"

[bullettime bob]

It recharges, but goes flying in your face when it's done.
I insert microwave pizza and press 3:00.

[336]

it is 30:00 minutes and the pizza vaporizes

inserts 336 and asks me

[bullettime bob]

336 tells you to RTFM.
I insert popcorn bag and press popcorn.

[Kravers]

You get a Smack ( Pop ) and one piece of Corn.

I insert 50 billion dollars and Press " Gimme Twice as much money ".

[game-bot]

The vender machine ####s up.

Insert .01 and press "College Funding"

[bullettime bob]

It says, "Did you mean, Demon Warlock?" Then the vending machine explodes.
Insert my junk and press enlarge.

[What do you want from me?]

You get furre.
Insert: One (1) Wireless Bluetooth Lazer Mouse,
and One (1) Wireless Bluetooth Mouse USB Receiver Key.

[Zapurdead]

You get a "George Bush Masturbates" Poster.
I put in a pen like a corn and press biofuel. (Hopes not to get a political spanking.)

[Arca]

you get political spanking.
Inserts Zapurdead presses the invisible button.

[rpgfan]

Something invisible hits you in the face and leaves you face deformed.

Inserts 150$ and presses the Wii button.

[What do you want from me?]

You get the VirtualBoy Gameboy system. And migraine headaches.

I insert cancer, and press, "Cure".

[rpgfan]

The cancer infested part was your brain, and now your dead.

Inserts 50$ and presses the Linux button.

[bullettime bob]

You get Linux, but it explodes.
Insert a duck and press steal.

[Blade_the_fox]

You get infected by flood. I insert Gravemind, press "Clone twenty times" and run away.

[TacTixS]

as you run away, you throw up poop....and ur body clones another body and he throws up poop , etc. i insert a logitech usb headset and push a razer headset

[Blade_the_fox]

Your ears get cut off.

I put in "Frog blast the vent core!" and press "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!"

[DefendYourAstle]

You get Frazer'd.

I insert n00bz and press pwn

[rpgfan]

One of thir limbs come out and chokes you.

Inserts $20 and presses the "2GB Flashdrive" button

[ssgtGrimreaper]

2 Great British flashing drivers come out and show you their man-parts.

I insert guitar pick and press the "Rokk" button

[What do you want from me?]

Inserting my money, / I ask for a true friend,
I hope I don't meet God, nya.

[rpgfan]

The machine get jammed and throws a rokk at you.

Inserts $3 and pressed the deoderant button.

[DefendYourAstle]

the machine smells nicer now. thanks for the $3, sucker...

I insert a penguin and press ninjitsu

[bullettime bob]

The penguin turns on you and get ninjitsu on you.
I insert $60 and press Halo 3.

[Ixion0000000]

You get a cheap knockoff.
I insert $.50 and press crack.

[Blade_the_fox]

You turn into the arsecrack of 'TEH INTRANETS'

I insert an elite and press arbiter.

[Ixion0000000]

You get a brute named tarturus back.
I insert a fish, bread, mayo, and cheese, and press fish sandwich.

[User_Name_Here]

the fish sanwich had a living shark on it and it eats you
I insert $5 and press $100,000,000,000

[Joest]

The machine explodes and you get shrapnel in your brain.

I insert 30 cents and press 31 cents.

[Honeycomb]

21 cents come out instead of 31.

I insert a blank CD and press piracy.

[Joest]

Pirates come out and stab you. They steal all the change you have and they rape you.

I insert $5 and press knives.

[User_Name_Here]

knives come rushing at you with great force

I insert 50 cents and press pizza

[Shott133]

A rotten piece of pizza comes out.

I insert 50 cents and press PLAY.