The corrupted Wish game!

[Defective]

Most of you know how this works. If you don't it's pretty easy. I will make a wish and the next poster must corrupt the wish (meaning they make something bad happen to me and the wish). Example:

Poster one: I wish I had all the ice cream in the world!

Poster two: You die from frost bite.

EDIT: Also I didn't bump the old thread of this because I thought that would be against the rules.

[Espo Mk. II]

i wish i didn't have to go to rehab for setting stuff on fire.

[MushroomMammoth]

You burn yourself on the ride there.

I wish I could play like Buckethead.

[Defective]

You suffocate under the bucket.

[Squidude]

By not wishing for anything, you don't get anything.


I wish I had a new TV.

[h00pla]

Wish granted, but the TV is infested with flesh eating monkey babies

I wish Denacious would sleep with me again

[Broken]

You get herpes.

I wish I had a rock. Not the drug, just a regular rock.

[h00pla]

wish granted, there is now a rock embedded in your cerebellum

I wish men had guns that shot a healing salve instead of bullets, that's be ironic

[Defective]

The healing salve hits someone who is allergic to it

I wish I knew everything about html coding.

[MushroomMammoth]

You're computer gets confiscated.

I wish I would be a hermit.

[Adam]

You're computer gets confiscated.

I wish I would be a hermit.
Congradulations, you are now part of the Crab society.

I wish XGen got rid of the n00blets.

[Squidude]

While getting rid of noobs, they got rid of you too.

I wish I had flesh eating monkey babies.
Hah! Try corrupting that.

[RocketSoldier]

Wish granted but the monkeys turn into potato-hybrid monkeys that have STDS.

I wish I had better handwriting.

[Squidude]

It's bigger because it's horribly swollen and painful.

I wish I had more money.

[YSMM]

It grows so big it suffocates you.

I wish I had three more wishes.

EDIT: Squidude beat me to it.

For Squidude:

You become so greedy, everyone hates you, causing you to become depressed and kill your self.

[RocketSoldier]

It's bigger because it's horribly swollen and painful.

I wish I had more money.

Granted, but a guy named Bill steals your money on the way home.

I wish I had cleaner teeth.

[Adam]

Granted, but a guy named Bill steals your money on the way home.

I wish I had cleaner teeth.
Acceptable.

But by a freak car crash you lose your teeth and have to make me a new sig. v_v

I wish you would make me a sig and this wish will not be corrupted.

[RocketSoldier]

Acceptable.

But by a freak car crash you lose your teeth and have to make me a new sig. v_v

I wish you would make me a sig and this wish will not be corrupted.

Granted, but I will finish it within the next few weeks.

I wish I was Poland.

[Adam]

Wish granted, I'm too bored to corrupt it.
So... LEAVE.
I wish you would do it for me after I PM you it.

[Un-Mediocre]

What? Wish granted, but the person really spread rumors about you.

I wish for a pony!

[Adam]

Wish granted. V_V You get the pony, but it has a crapping problem.
I don't want to make a wish. =(

[Joest]

Wish granted, you die.

I wish for a wish.

[Squidude]

Your wish is that you spontaniously combust, and it does not get corrupted, but does get granted.

I wish I would emit harmful radiation.
I don't know why.

[MushroomMammoth]

Hmm, it's hard to think of some way to ruin this one, 'cause it's obviously - well, you kill everyone arround you.

Ooh, it doesn't work, and you and everyone arround you lives happily ever after!

I wish I'd like fish.

[Yeno]

Wish granted. You are now allergic to fish.

I wish have heat vision.

[Blastedt]

Wish granted. Your eyes become hot from the vision and explode,

I wish for the best computer evar.

[Squidude]

It's so advanced, it becomes sentient, and conquers the world.

I wish I could fly.

[Blastedt]

Wish granted. You run out of gas an crash onto japan. From 10000 feet. Violently.

I wish my computer would be good and let me play on it.

[scott8588]

Granted, you can now play minesweeper with no problems.
I wish for 5 bucks.

[Robotdeath]

Wish granted. The five Bucks trample you.
I wish I had the power to make my anus bleed.

[Blastedt]

Wish Granted. It doesn't stop bleeding. You have to take stool samples.

I wish my computer would let me install guild wars on it (it's so good it's sentient at this point)

[Joest]

Wish granted, you get many viruses.

I wish for a warm glass of milk.

[Adam]

Wish granted. Although, it came burning hot and melted the glass and spilt on the rug.

I wish I was a banana.

[Shataniska]

The banana makes you die.


I wish had a better home theater.

[Adam]

The banana makes you die.


I wish had a better home theater.
I have seen better than that. v_v Make it more creative.

Wish granted, bit it gets so big, it sufficates you. To death.

I wish I had 2 Ferraris.

[Joest]

You got 2 old, rusted Ferrari's with no engines.

I wish for a pair of pants.

[Blastedt]

Wish granted. They're on an old guy. take em off, sonny!

I wish my computer would just be good and let me play guildwars, and stop getting viruses

[Defective]

wish granted but guildwars gives you a virus.

I wish I was really good at math.

[MushroomMammoth]

Wish granted, you become a nerd and never get a girlfriend. Hah.

I wish I was extremely good at the arts.

[Blastedt]

wish granted but guildwars gives you a virus.

I wish I was really good at math.
Guildwars doesn't have viruses, nubby.


Wish granted. You practice the arts on your face w/ lead paints. You die.

I wish that Defective knew what Guild Wars was so I could pwn his post even better.

[MushroomMammoth]

Defective gets hit by a car.

I wish for peace.

[Defective]

Guildwars doesn't have viruses, nubby.


Wish granted. You practice the arts on your face w/ lead paints. You die.

I wish that Defective knew what Guild Wars was so I could pwn his post even better.

I know it doesn't I just needed something to corrupt his wish. Also hopefully I might get Guildwars soon.

The world in unfamiliar with peace and implodes.

[Jared]

Defective gets hit by a car.

I wish for peace.
Wish granted the world implodes.

[Destructive]

I know it doesn't I just needed something to corrupt his wish. Also hopefully I might get Guildwars soon.

The world in unfamiliar with peace and implodes.
You get Guildwars, but the disc is missing, and the instructions are ripped up.

I wish I had wished a better wish.

[RocStar]

Wish granted. Your time runs out.

I wish for a million dollars.

[saynightnight]

Wish granted. It's in singles, and the weight of it crushes you.
I wish i had a deadly desease.

[Frosty]

Wish granted but the deadly disease kills you.

I wish for a Potato.

[Zapurdead]

The potato... isn't a potato, let's leave it at that.

I wish I was invincible to everything except old age, in which I would die at 100 and nobody ever found out I was invincible.

[flipthemaster]

Wish granted but the only way you can be invincible is if everything else is completely destroyed, you wander in a land of nothing for 100 years, then die.

I wish I had a million wishes.

[MushroomMammoth]

Wish granted. You use them to buy enough to fill up an impressive porn stash, but it burns in a freak-accident fire.

I wish BallStick came out. Err, Ballistick.

[crusty]

Wish granted. You lose your eye sight, ability to hear, fingers, and toes. Basically, you lose the ability to play Ballistick.

I wish I could stay up all night and not be tired the next day.

[MushroomMammoth]

Wish granted. You get burned on a haystack by the members of the Rennaisance Fair Club - they think you're a witch.

I wish I could change my t-shirt graphic and color by mind-power.

[swatdude]

wish granted, you manage to change color and graphic of your t-shirt, but you lost your mind in process

I wish I made a wish on a wish which enable me to wish for more wish on several rather very interesting wish about wish

[ssgtGrimreaper]

Wish granted, but while trying to figure out what you just wished for, your head explodes.

I wish I had AIDS.
Corrupt the corrupted?

[swatdude]

Wish granted, but because of AIDS, you developed a very painful case of necrotizing fasciitis, which took place all over the body. Cure: Surgery

I wish I was corrupted

[Blastedt]

You get Guildwars, but the disc is missing, and the instructions are ripped up.

I wish I had wished a better wish.

Is the key still ok? You can download it off the intarnet and c reate an account if you have a key.


Wish granted. You become so corrupted you are given the death sentence.

I wish that I had 35 character slots in guild wars. (I have 9 now; you're allowed to buy 26 extras in the online store, $10 each.)

[K1CkA55]

All your characters are deleted.

I wish my hamster would come back :(

[Defective]

Wish granted but it is a zombie and eat you,

I wish I had a great video camera.

[Frosty]

Wish granted but there's no batteries.

I wish for Armageddon.

[gentoro]

Wish Granted, but you get the Movie.

I wish for a Beef Sandwitch

[Defective]

Wish granted but it had disgusting insects in it and you trow up

I wish I had a Mac.

[MushroomMammoth]

Wish granted, but it has Vista pre-installed, and it's impossible ot un-install it.

I wish I had a full fledged personal bathroom stall system, like the ones in public places, in my house.

[swatdude]

wish granted, but it came from a very very very dirty place

I wish my headache stop

[Defective]

Wish granted you now have a stomach ache

I wish I knew how to type in invisitext.

[swatdude]

Granted, but it is me that typed it

I wish I made a corrupted wish

(hint: highlight this whole post)

[MushroomMammoth]

Wish granted. It is completely invisible, even to people who highlight it. That was a pre-tay bad one, I know, but it was already a dumb question, so what could I do?
I wish I had a huge sea turtle.

EDIT:
Wish granted, XGen forums shut down, no one can corrupt it anymore
^read above for my wish^

Dang you. Posted it 2 seconds before I did. Not cool. Hehe, I'm joshin' ye *starts up chainsaw*

[swatdude]

granted, then it eat you

I wish that I didn't make a wish on what I wish for

[Defective]

Wish granted but you somehow corrupt yourself

I wish I didn't have to go to a conference today.

[MushroomMammoth]

Wish granted, you have to go tomorrow.

I wish reggae wouldn't die in the kill/one heal one genres edition.

[Espo Mk. II]

wish granted, you die.

i wish Xgen was more interesting. (milf!)

[Sub0]

Wish granted, but because it is so interesting billions of noobs flood the forum, crashing it forever.

I wish for a non-corruptible wish.

[MushroomMammoth]

Wish granted. You get one. Nobody on the world cares.

I wish I'd be No. 1 on the Whatpulse team.

[Espo Mk. II]

wish granted, you accidentily delate your account and commit suicide by eating a ps3.'

i wish for a monkey.

[Sub0]

Wish granted, it scratches your face off.

I wish people cared about my non-corruptible wish!

[Spartan 1337]

Wish granted.They care too much and think of you as a god.Too bad they eat gods in their religion.


I wish People didnt hate me.

[Espo Mk. II]

wish granted, monkies hate you and convince people to hate you then they kill you.

i wish for a monkey.

[MushroomMammoth]

Wish granted, it runs off the day after you get it and goes to kill Spartan1337.

I wish for racial equality, man!

[Spartan 1337]

The monkey sent to kill me kills you.
I wish for halo 3 and an x-box to appear in front of my face right now.

[Defective]

Wish granted but The Xbox falls and crushes your hands. You can never use your hands again.

I wish my new sig would get here.

[stickfighter]

Wish Granted: The Sig Crashes Your Computer

I wish for nintendo to stop the damn Wii marketing strategy :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Defective]

Wish granted they make a new one.

I wish I was rich.

[swatdude]

Wish granted, but then you were fatally mugged

I wish that I Matrix didn't exist in real life thus we all know we exist fully, or do we?

[ButterBeer]

Wish granted but everybody was so confused by your wish they decided to kill you for being so indirect.

I wish nobody would corrupt this wish.

[Defective]

Wish granted but you posted here so your wish is corrupted with this: You get sick

I wish I had good grades.

[Burke]

You get good grades in PE but fail miserably at everything else

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner!!

[swatdude]

granted, but it was rotten, covered in powder to make it look good

I wish that I made a wish

[math92]

granted, but you cant make any more wishes now.

I wish i had 1 yottabyte of memory on my computer.

[K1CkA55]

Wish granted but then your computer spontaneously combusts.

I wish I knew 20 different languanges.

[Defective]

Wish granted unfortunelly you forget english. Then no one uses the old languages ever again.

Yea I know it was stupid bu oh well.

I wish I had photoshop.

[Roadkill]

wish granted but you suck at it.

I wish i wasn't so nervouse around this girl I like.
[/bump]

[Arca]

Granted, you become impotent around her.


I wish I could BE the mailman.

[.Valhalla.]

Your first letter has anthrax, infected is you.

I wish nothing bad happened to me.

[Arca]

Wish granted, noting bad happens, but a ton of mediocer #### happens.

I wish I could swear here.

[Mod#4]

Wish granted. The swear filter was lifted, but then you got banned and then killed yourself.

I wish this wish was told by a fish.

[Blade_the_fox]

blub blub blubblub blub.
(wish granted, but you drown)

I wish i had 2 tails...

[pong676]

Wish granted. You drown in the letters from anime artists wanting to use you as a model.

I wish the next person would post "Waka!"

[Defective]

Wish granted but I spell it wrong.

wka

I wish I had a paintball gun, and was good at it.

[TheLegendKiller]

You get the gun but kill you best friend with it

I wish i could Rule the word with my GirlFriend

[Defective]

Wish granted but she dies and you are grief stricken and kill yourself.

I wish I had a pen.

[TheLegendKiller]

You get the pen and it explodes in your eye and die


I wish I had $1,000,000 thats a million dollars

[Mod#4]

Wish granted, you get the million dollars and crap out your intestines out because of excitement.

I wish that this wish won't be granted.

[TheLegendKiller]

Wish not granted (i think thats right)

I wish that nothing bad would happen to me

[Defective]

wish granted but bad things happen to your family.

I wish photoshop was cheaper...

[saynightnight]

Wish granted; its cheaper by 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000001 cent.

I wish that my wish won't be corrupted.

[Defective]

Wish is not granted...?

I wish I had a fish.

[pong676]

Wish granted. It bites your finger off.

I wish the next person who posted here would die.

[Mod#4]

Wish granted, but he respawns in his bathroom (save point).

I wish I had nipples.

[Frosty]

Wish granted but instead you get nickels.

I wish Mod#4 and I were married.

[Defective]

Wish granted but while you slave over a hot stove all day, Mod#4 is at a bar hooking up with drunk women and coming home smelling of thick purfume.

I wish I could find the freakin' Waldo.

[Robotdeath]

Wish granted, but on the return trip it gets bored and decides to throw you off.

I wish I had a pony.

[TheLegendKiller]

You get the pony but it kicks your penis off and you can never have sex

I wish I could f my girlfriend and we we're safe and neither of us had aids and nothing bad happened

Ohh what now

[Lumeh]

Granted, but you are inadequite. Who said that is bad?
Burned.

I wish that Mr. Anderson's keyboard worked right.

[swatdude]

Wish granted, then your keyboard no longer works

I wish I knew the answer to question's question on question made by a question of a questioner who was questioning a question that question a question's question based on question coming from questioners questioning question questioning questioner's question base on earlier question that made this whole question to question a question.

[TheLegendKiller]

wish granted? but you die because you we're confused from all the questions

I wish I was a mod

[Scirocco Kinu]

Granted, but you ban Satan and he sends you to hell.

I wish I had some peanut butter cookies. ^^

[Defective]

Wish granted but I ate them all (They are really good)

I wish I had a better camera card to take longer videos.

[Scirocco Kinu]

Granted, but your father uses it to make porn.

I wish my brother wasn't a bastard.

[WaterZoma]

Wish granted.
Your brother is now an uber bastard.

I wish I had popcorn.

[Defective]

Wish granted but it got all burnt!

I wish I did not forget to make a wish before!

[brothad]

you didn't wish for anything so you are a newb eternally

i wish i could get 100%for free on the literacy test tommorow

[Scirocco Kinu]

Granted but then noobs think your a genious and come to you with all their noobish problems. XP

I wish NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO MY WISHES!

[kirbster40]

wish granted but if you say nothing can happen to your wishes then your wishes cant be granted I wish that Everything in the whole entire world corrupted and went bad now you cant make my wish corrupted cause it already is

[Defective]

wish granted but God decides the earth has too much hate and destroys it.

I wish I could draw anime.

[Mime]

Granted. But it's anime.

I wish I could finally talk after all of these years staying silent while performing as a mime.

[Defective]

Wish granted but your voice is high and squeeky. Girls never hang arond with you and you die a virgin.

I wish I was a mod.

[swatdude]

wish granted, now you piss off God terribly

I wish that I made a wish that wish for more wish that wishes that each wishes contain corrupted wishes that corrupt the corrupt wish that corrupt the corrupted corrupt of the most corrupted questions which is based upon question wether corrupted question is really something to question when such question comes into mind of those who questions the question upon the question of wether or not question really question love made by lovers who love love based on the question wether love is really love which means love is based upon unknown love which lead to love existing in the world of love that already exist in the existing realm of love that exist in the existing mind of those who exist in the existing state of mind where existence is mind's most valuable ability to mind someone's ability to mind their own mind.

[Defective]

wish granted but superman turns evil and destroys the earth! (That was right, right?)

I wish people would make sober wishes.

[Mime]

Wish granted. You die.

I wish that everyone on this forum used proper English.

[Robotdeath]

Wish granted. Everybody talks a proper retard and you die of brain disease due to repetitive frontal assulting from the idiotic rambling sprouting from everybody's mouth.

I wish I could understand what I just typed.

[Mime]

Granted. It ends up sounding so stupid to you that you cut off your hands so you can type no more.

I wish that the Sock Council came back.

[caniverous toilet]

Granted, but you have to share it with the Hat Council.

I wish that I was a lego piece.

[Scirocco Kinu]

Granted, but some kid uses you to masturbate.

I wish I was a 10 year old pimp. Oh wait, I ALREADY AM. MUAHAHAHAHAH!!

[..MIS..]

That was easy, so I'll just make you get beat up by ganstas.

I wish I Had the high score on motherload.

[Scirocco Kinu]

You do, but.... um.... something bad happens that involves noobs. I DUNNO!!

I wish I could live in Europe.

CAN YOU FIND THE HIDDEN MESSAGE?

[..MIS..]

Your Flight was delayed until I get the high score on motherload.

I wish I had a girlfriend that's almost my height.

[Defective]

Wish granted but she dumps you for another guy.

I wish I could get Hitman: Blood money sooner.

[Iruleu]

Granted,but your game and memory card get smashed by a meteor right before you beat it!

I wish I had an infinite amount of money

[lazyguy]

Granted, but it falls on you and you get crushed. Then Salad Fingers comes. And pees on you. Then rapes you. Then eats you.

I wish My voice would break sooner.

[caniverous toilet]

Granted but it's no different than before.

I wish I had a drink.

[Defective]

Granted but it's pee.

I wish I had a nicer cat.

[TheLegendKiller]

Granted but when you are petting it, it pees on you and die.

I wish I was in the WWE

[kirbster40]

Wish granted but you sucked as a wrestler and everyone hates you now and you are now a jobless hobo

I wish i have a free spongebob screensaver

[swatdude]

wish granted, then your computer turn into sponge named Bob

I wish that I made a wish on the wish I just made

[kirbster40]

wish granted but you never made a wish

I wish i had green pillow

[swatdude]

Wish granted, turn out to be radioactive (what that growing out side of your head?)

I wish that my previous wish came true

[Dominov]

Granted, but then the universe explodes.

I wish this topic would die.

[swatdude]

granted, but for some reason not even your popularity will save you from angry mob of wish corrupters

I wish universe permanently explode

[Dominov]

granted, but for some reason not even your popularity will save you from angry mob of wish corrupters

I wish universe permanently explode

Granted, but you go to hell.

I wish this wish won't be corrupted.

[scott8588]

Granted but your wish corrupts you.

I wish for B.

[caniverous toilet]

Wish Granted but it mutates into P.

I wish this was red.

[Defective]

granted but it mutates into Blue

I wish I could beat the second level of Hitman:Blood money.

[caniverous toilet]

Granted, but level three is 10x harder.

I wish I could go outside.

[Scirocco Kinu]

Granted, but you instantly get mauled by rabid racoons.

I wish I was brave enought say I use Trainer V3. ^_^'

[iceshark90]

well your not....



i wishy i was iceshark90

[Gamer247]

Wish granted but your head explodes, you die, and your brought back using necromancy and are now a minion of ME... I named you Minion #8,000,000

I wish I wish I was a fish...

[Scirocco Kinu]

Granted, but you turn into a salmon and everyone loves salmon. And you know what happens.....

I wish I was 20.

@iceshark90 I do use V3.

[Defective]

wish granted but you live on the streets.

I wish this thread would not die.

[caniverous toilet]

Granted, but it doesn'd die of natural causes.

I wish that Barry Scott took over the world.

[swatdude]

wish granted, but he kills you for disregarding him

I wish every possible bad, corrupted, terrible, horrifying, and unspeakable things happen to me instead to all others

[Defective]

wish granted but people feel very bad because you are in such pain.

I wish I was better at Soldat.

[Blastedt]

Wish granted, but everyone hates you because you own (http://everyone.else.justgotowned.com) them.

I wish for a piece of pie!

[swatdude]

Wish granted, but it was cow pie

I wish I am dead and went into darkness of nothing for all of the eternity

[Mime]

Granted. But it was a pretty crappy wish.

I wish I could have more than 1,000 posts.

[swatdude]

Wish granted, but all your 1000 extra post was in spammerland and xgen sued you for allegedly hacking their system

I wish I was eternally tortured and whipped so badly nobody want to be me.




EDIT: I am SO not making this easy am I

[Kravers]

Wish granted....that is all.

I wish for a pony!

[swatdude]

granted, you turn into one

I wish I was sliced all over until blood was no more

[Btg911]

Granted, you get sliced, but none comes out, causing you great pain.


I wish for a poison cupcake.

[swatdude]

Wish granted, but it was anti-soul poison so your soul is no more

I wish that everything bad happen to me

[Kravers]

Your whole family dies along with your pet turtle.

I wish for a hotdog, without turning into one.

[caniverous toilet]

You drive into one

I wish I.M. and I both died horribly at the same time.

[336]

kravers and btg die a horible dead

wishes an e-mail

[caniverous toilet]

You get E-Male. (Electric gay pr0n)

I wish I Never had been born.

[lazyguy]

Who said that?
I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't...

[336]

u dont get born and grow up in ur mother causing ur mother much pain so she dies

wish i was God + 1

[caniverous toilet]

You get sucked in an engine.

I wish my girlfriend came back online on MSN.

[336]

she does but blocks you

wish i had MSn

[caniverous toilet]

Well keep dreaming.

I wish I was a liccle kid again.

[336]

u get a big kid that eats u

wish i had food

[caniverous toilet]

You've had enough food, fatty. Oh sorry! Don't eat me! Noooo!

I wish I had someone to talk to. In reality.

[336]

noone want to talk to you,

wish i had a better wish

[caniverous toilet]

You get eaten by Lions for no reason. It takes 8 days of them feasting.

I wish I had Iron Maiden to listen to.

[336]

u get madonna

wish i had a quote

[caniverous toilet]

Hello

You don't speak English

I wish I had 50p for the Spar.

[336]

u get 49p and a lemon

wish u died

[Iruleu]

granted, but he comes back and slaughters you like a pig

I wish I could fly

[336]

granted but u get owned by an airplane

wish i was in that airplane

[Defective]

granted but then you fly to Runescape Land!

I wish I had a Myspace.

[waggles v2]

You get a wordpress.
I wosh I had a Ferrari.

[Frosty]

Wish granted but you have to wash a Ferarri.

I wish I had a glass of water.

[What do you want from me?]

You get: One glass of water. On the other side of the world. Relative to you.

I wish: For The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy V1.0. And a towel.

[waggles v2]

You get the Hitchhiker's guide to towels.

I wish that an admin got banned.

[What do you want from me?]

An Admin does get perma'd with no chance of coming back. It's you five minutes after getting admin status, when you're not logged on.

I wish: I had Jet Set Radio and a Dreamcast.

[caniverous toilet]

You get an Mp3 and a Sega Mega-drive

I wish I could go to Download this year :'(.

[What do you want from me?]

Lo, and behold you reach it, but alas, it is full of gay pr0ns.
And you girlfriend who seems to be having a good time.


I wish I knew what Download he was talking about.

[caniverous toilet]

Granted, but I don't tell you. (Music festival in England)

I wish that I could die.

[Frosty]

You die but are resurrected as a cow and spend eternity eating grass.

I wish for a screwdriver.

[DragonBlood87]

You get screwed by a cab driver...

I wish I had $50.

[lazyguy]

You get $50...and stuck in the UK

I wish for wings

[Kravers]

Wish granted, but you get shot by the F.B.I

I wish that I had a Bunny, that wouldn't get killed, that wouldn't kill me, that wouldn't run away, that wouldn't we stolen, that I would be able to pay for, with the bunny being normal, with you actully making this wish, and without any downsides, without the bunny being to big or small.


-Gotcha!

[caniverous toilet]

That bunny catches a puking disorder.

I wish for flash.

[KingLenard]

It Blinds you in the eye

I wish i had $298437238474298742372498472984734984720987

[DragonBlood87]

I wish i had $298437238474298742372498472984734984720987

Because you have all the money in the world, the world economy collapses and money becomes worthless.

I wish I had a bag of chips.

[Spectral]

Wish granted. A bag of paint chips. Go die.

I wish my title was changed to Textual Tyrannosaurus.

[What do you want from me?]

Your title is changed as soon as Narutoboy becomes Head Admin and bannanates Skye.

I wish Narutoboy never existed.

[KingLenard]

Narutoboy just became the Naruto show mascot and now the whole naruto show has closed down.

I wish i was the best killer in halo 2

[Defective]

granted but people think you hacked and call you a cheater.

I wish I was going to the same High School my friends are going.

[caniverous toilet]

Granted, but you aren't in any of their classes.

I wish ponies existed

[DragonBlood87]

I wish ponies existed

Granted, but they go extinct within a month.


I wish ponies didn't exist.

[Tidus49$]

Granted,but girls use you as a slave.
I wish to be a super hero.

[Defective]

Granted but you are constantly attacked my super villains.

I wish I had my own high powerd gaming laptop. With high speed internet and it was all free.

[What do you want from me?]

You get it. It looks so bad### in it's case. You check the stats, this baby will be purring on the hardest core graphics to come. You boot, and see the Vista loading screen. Oh, and the mobo had a shredder program on it to kill everything on the harddrive in case you chose not to use Vista.

I wish Microsoft dies after B. Gates leaves.

[DefendYourAstle]

Granted, but Gates goes to work at Apple, becomes CEO and makes all the products weak, laggy and vulnerable.

I wish I controlled the Interweb.

[Defective]

Congratulations but since you have no life (because you must control the interweb) no one will ever want to be your girlfriend.

[rpgfan]

No wish.
i wish I had a Wii that was legally obtained, indistructable, couldnt go anywhere epet where I want to to go, an I had complete ontrol over how it moves. And it works 100%. Also the remote works 100% too and the games I touch automatiaclally work for it too and so does the second controller, third and fourth and it cannot affect my social, mental or physical stataus whatsoever! CORRUPT THAT *****

[lazyguy]

You die the moment you walk in the door. NOT WHEN YOU TOUCH THE WII!
I wish I was a punk rocker, with flowers in my hair.
Yay for songs.

[rpgfan]

The flower is the crimson man-eater. Bye bye.

I wish my door wasnt so homicidal.

[bullettime bob]

But it is, and it kills you.
I wish, I wish I was a fish!

[What do you want from me?]

You are the fish on my dinner plate.

I wish he wasn't on my dinner plate.

Granted, but Gates goes to work at Apple, becomes CEO and makes all the products weak, laggy and vulnerable.
You understand that its not Gate's fault right?

[Blaze Zero-Three]

Granted, but Gates goes to work at Apple, becomes CEO and makes all the products weak, laggy and vulnerable.

Gates' isn't that bad. Now, if you want to talk about Steve Ballmer...

Wish granted, the fish ends up jammed in your throat.

I wish the price for wood and glass would go down.

[waggles v2]

It goes up.
I wish Blaze was in a rhetorical state.

[rpgfan]

Gates' isn't that bad. Now, if you want to talk about Steve Ballmer...

Wish granted, the fish ends up jammed in your throat.

I wish the price for wood and glass would go down.
The dude above mine's responce is crappy. so ill skip him and do your again.

Wish granted. The price of gas goes up $5/gal in return. Unfortunately, you are on a plane when this happens and scince everybody's gas amount is translated to the current price, the plane runs out of gas and crashes. In the ocean. But the life rafts have gas, enough to propel you 5 feet.

I wish I had some twin uzi's.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

Wish granted, they have no ammo.

I wish for a glass of water.

[What do you want from me?]

You find yourself the proud owner of one (1) glass of pristine, pure, mountain spring water, straight from the spring itself, free of all contaminates. However it lodged itself in your BlazeOS kernel, disrupting your code, and crashing the system. Also, the water corrupted your harddrives resulting in a Windows OS.
Windows Vista that is.
The In-house Alpha Edition Vista.

I wish that Bill Gates still ran the Micro$oft Empire.

(After third Edit: Is it just me, or do I spend WAY too much time writing these?)

[rpgfan]

I hate Bill Gates too much to grant that wish. So i fill up that earlier mentioned train with gas (i'm broke now, thaks to BLAZE) and run you over with it.

I wish I had 500000 light rounds (for my new uzi's)

[bullettime bob]

You get them, but they all fall on top of you and crush you.
I wish I would have the final version of Halo 3 right now.

[big-VR-machine]

wish granted, but the final version is 3 million dollars, and only 10 kids play in the whole world, and they play rarely. and the game sucks

i wish i had an 0 of salvia

[Defective]

Wish granted. Your mouth runs dry and you die. (Or something along those lines I am very off today.)

I wish I was not sun burned.

[Ixion0000000]

Wish granted, You become an albino.

I wish I had more posts, and xcash was back.

[DragonBlood87]

Wish granted, You become an albino.

I wish I had more posts, and xcash was back.
You get banned for spamming, and you have no xcash while everyone else is xmillionaires.

I wish I could type with the power of the mind! *Bwe-ow-oh*

[Ixion0000000]

Your sick mind starts typing sick things, and you type porn and get banned.

I wish I was Hawt, Shmexy, and Gorgeous.

[.Valhalla.]

You become what you wish then get raped by Seacrest (ew), and then you go to jail and get past along like KFC to loins.

I wish I was a mountain.

[DragonBlood87]

You are a mountain. As an inanimate object with no brain, you now have no mind or thoughts.

I wish I could fly (in the sense of flying, not plummeting, without the use of mechanical aids such as airplanes).

[Defective]

Wish granted but a jet engine sucks you up and kills you.

I wish I could see my friends again, and I was not going to an out-of-state high school with no one.

[Iruleu]

You get to see them again but your all killed by me...

I wish I was a scribble!
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb301/Ustolemehname/scribble.jpg

[Defective]

Wish granted but you are erased.

I wish more people were playing this game.

[DragonBlood87]

Wish granted, but the new players are immature; the thread gets closed for spamming, flaming, and trolling.

I wish there were 2 more hours in a day, without anything else (e.g., length of work day) changing.

[Iruleu]

Wish granted but you are erased.

I wish more people were playing this game.

I was made by sharpie!

Granted but you are forced to go to sleep 2 hours earlier than normal.

I wish i was an armored scribble with a weapon

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb301/Ustolemehname/scribbler.jpg

[.sickling.]

Granted, but you are defeated by a ink anime drawing.
I wish for nothing.

[Defective]

Granted but that nothing turns into something.

I wish I had more food in my house.

[Violence]

Granted, but you get greedy and eat all the food in one day and your arteries explode.

I wish I was the president

[swatdude]

Wish granted, then you were assassinated on your first day

I wish I was corrupted

[DragonBlood87]

Granted. After getting a government job, you are then jailed for taking bribes.

I wish the Flying Spaghetti Monster would touch you all with His Noodly Appendages.

[swatdude]

Wish granted, but find me disgusting so He decides to do same with you

I wish I was in the shallow pool

[bdawg313]

Granted. Afterthat you get in and you fall and break your neck.

I wish I had a pet.

[pope120]

before i corrupt ur wish first i must ask defective a ????? have you ever ben to www.pbreview.com its got a forum just like this...

and time for the corruption mwuhahahahah

santa claus talkin: bdawg well i read your wish for a pet and i couldnt decide which one to get so i got you a flea ... but sadly it attacked rudolph adn now he's going crazy and we have to postpone christmas... so anyways I was thinking due to my losing your pet flea i feel that i must replace it with another pet ... another pet flea: but sadly it got lost too and christmas has to be postponed another month due to your wish THANKS ALOT !!!!!!

now because of your wish billions of littel kids from all around the world will have a horrible christmas !!!!!!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I wish that stick arena had a friends list so you can keep up with all teh people you meet and you would have a way to keep up with your clan (if in any)

[Raven-Blood]

before i corrupt ur wish first i must ask defective a ????? have you ever ben to www.pbreview.com (http://www.pbreview.com) its got a forum just like this...

and time for the corruption mwuhahahahah

santa claus talkin: bdawg well i read your wish for a pet and i couldnt decide which one to get so i got you a flea ... but sadly it attacked rudolph adn now he's going crazy and we have to postpone christmas... so anyways I was thinking due to my losing your pet flea i feel that i must replace it with another pet ... another pet flea: but sadly it got lost too and christmas has to be postponed another month due to your wish THANKS ALOT !!!!!!

now because of your wish billions of littel kids from all around the world will have a horrible christmas !!!!!!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I wish that stick arena had a friends list so you can keep up with all teh people you meet and you would have a way to keep up with your clan (if in any)


wish granted but... it's opposite day so you got a enemy list without you knowing that his watching you

I wish for ............................................A ...i wish for my computer to get better so i can play bots on it again.

[bdawg313]

Wish granted. After you start playing Bots they announce that they quit on it and deleted the files so no more people can play on it, afterwards in rage you go suicide and the world never sees you again.

[Defective]

before i corrupt ur wish first i must ask defective a ????? have you ever ben to www.pbreview.com (http://www.pbreview.com) its got a forum just like this...

and time for the corruption mwuhahahahah

santa claus talkin: bdawg well i read your wish for a pet and i couldnt decide which one to get so i got you a flea ... but sadly it attacked rudolph adn now he's going crazy and we have to postpone christmas... so anyways I was thinking due to my losing your pet flea i feel that i must replace it with another pet ... another pet flea: but sadly it got lost too and christmas has to be postponed another month due to your wish THANKS ALOT !!!!!!

now because of your wish billions of littel kids from all around the world will have a horrible christmas !!!!!!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I wish that stick arena had a friends list so you can keep up with all teh people you meet and you would have a way to keep up with your clan (if in any)

No I have never been to that website. This is just a recreation of an old Corrupted Wish game.

I wish I could do anything I wanted and I was not arrested for it.

[Raven-Blood]

Wish granted. After you start playing Bots they announce that they quit on it and deleted the files so no more people can play on it, afterwards in rage you go suicide and the world never sees you again.
I killed my self and came back as a ghost filled with arms sword and katana, my mind is filled with the anger of Bot staff I decide to go after them.

[User_Name_Here]

I wish I win the lottery