The corrupted Wish game!

[30Flames3]

YOU EDITED IT!!!! ...................

wish granted....you have more time to be beaten with a chair leg

i wish i had a slushie

[Swordsman_02]

Granted...chlorine flavor ok?

I wish for some top ramen.

[Blade_the_fox]

Granted. You get Rayman wearing a tophat.

I wish for a better computer.

[Mashermat]

It is so good your eyes will explode and set fire to you.

I wish Garry's Mod didn't crash when a nuke goes off.

[Helmic]

Granted. It crashes a nuke doesn't go off.

I wish I could build a robot.

[Mashermat]

You do, it turns on you and bludgeons you to death with a spiky mace.

I wish I could turn into a 12 foot armor plated killing machine at will.

[Joshua]

You do, and you kill yourself.

I wish for munny

[Helmic]

Granted. Winnie the Pooh ##### slaps you for stealling his hunny funds, then proceeds to hire a hit.

I wish for the ultimate creative mind.

[deafman]

You become so creative that you have no friends(because they're disgusted by the stuff you come up with) and you live inside your mom's house. But eventually you get brian cancer and die.
I wish for WW3

[Swordsman_02]

WW3 = World War 3??

Granted, you are tortured to death for information.

I wish I had my ipod in Hawaii right now >_<

[Jaquan]

I wish I could be a black belt with in 5 years

[Syrito]

WW3 = World War 3??

Granted, you are tortured to death for information.

I wish I had my ipod in Hawaii right now >_<Wish Granted, it's somewhere there, you just don't know where.

I wish I had my old headphones.

[Defective]

Wish granted, they break.

I wish school was over.

[Bomberman333]

Wish granted. Your now an idiot.

I wish I had Flash.

[Swordsman_02]

Wish granted. Your now an idiot.

I wish I had Flash.
Granted, it is a flashbang grenade.

You are now blind and deaf, and you fall off a cliff into a factory recycling rusty razor blades.

I wish it would warm up.

[CrazyCrossover]

Granted. The heat rises to 480 degrees centigrade and you die a slow, painful, and sweaty death.

[Swordsman_02]

Granted. The heat rises to 480 degrees centigrade and you die a slow, painful, and sweaty death.
Thats like 300 degrees above boiling. You would that be slow?

Anyway, no wish. So, you die.

I wish for someone smart to do my homework.

[Helmic]

Granted. Since they're smart, they make sure they incriminate you with planted child pornography.

I wish I had a high quality fishing rod.

[bui!]

Granted. You can't use it though since all the water froze up.

I wish for contact lenses.

[Swordsman_02]

Granted. You can't use it though since all the water froze up.

I wish for contact lenses.
Granted...to implant them, shove the rod deep into your brain.

I wish for noob-slaying powers.

[bui!]

Granted. It is automatic noob-slaying powers. One day you became a noob, therefore slaying yourself.

I wish my dog's haircut wasn't so damn ugly.

[Joshua]

Granted, it is so beautiful people rip it's hair and eyelids out because it is so beautiful.

I wish for world peace.

[bui!]

Granted. Turns out everyone needed war. Because they needed to seek peace to improve the world. And by having wars, the world increases its wisdom. But withou war, and with only peace, the world died, ironically, faster than with war. People didn't have anything to motivate them, they decided to make more money, life, losing its meaning. By wishing for peace, people gain the motivation to move forward. But with peace, people earn nothing, they feel safe, therefore they don't do anything.

I wish what I just said made more sense.

[*blank*]

Wish granted. It makes so much sense no one has any idea what you said and all heads explode


I wish i could get a new comp.

[bui!]

Granted. Sadly, it was infected by viruses. Once you opened it, it showed you unending loops of disgusting porn. When you pulled the plug, you shocked yourself and you died.

I wish life didn't have a meaning.

[Joshua]

No need to be granted, already doesn't

I wish for mah lazr to be charged ALREADY

[XGEN-CRaZeD]

Your lazars charge. And then nothing happens, and all your efforts were for not.

[Joshua]

The wish gods kill you for not wishing

I wish my lazrs would charge and fire, killing people that I dislike but not killing me

[XGEN-CRaZeD]

Your plan fails with a capital "PH" and you commit suicide.

I wish I was a kitty. :3

[Syrito]

You see a >:3, however, you can't get into the car.

I wish I was a >:3

[Defective]

Wish granted but then no one uses ">:3" anymore and you are thrown into the internet Hades.

I wish I could do graffiti.

[Helmic]

Granted. You just can't do it well, so the local street gang has taken it upon themselves to beat the skills into you. With a wooden plank.

I wish I had three testicles.

[Hero of Time]

Helmic.

Sticky this thread plox

[Helmic]

They sticky the thread, but then it dies and now there's a dead sticky wasting your screen space.

I wish I had three testicles, but without the risk of "Helmic".

[Syrito]

Wish granted; you sacrifice your penis to gain it.

I wish I had a car, just to get away from the >:3

[MMC]

I wish there were more lulz on this forum.

[Helmic]

Syrito: Granted. The car seems incapable of moving anywhere except to flee inanimate smillies, however, rendering it useless while you are doing an action-movie excape scene from evil smilies right before you ramp off a bridge.

MMC: Granted. Caesar is unbanned. WHERE IS YOUR SPAMMER LAND NOW?

I wish people would think of new jokes, rather than repeat the last #### joke they heard.

[Kerolix™]

Granted. 4chan crashes because /b/ can't keep up with the demand for new memes every week.
I wish I could remember every song I heard on my flight back home from Morocco.

[Circuit]

Granted but all the songs you heard are terrible.

I wish my CD player wasn't broken.

[Helmic]

Granted. Now it's a wild CD player, rather than a CD player broken into playing CDs.

[Circuit]

Looks like I cannot corrupt your wish, Helmic.

[kwijima]

I wish that my worst nemises fanta is actually pee. You know who im talking about thingey...

[Defective]

Wish granted but you drink your own piss.

I wish this was more active.

[Dragon]

Wish Granted.

Yet the activity brings a lot of spam thus it is closed.

I wish I had a egg.

[PyromaniacLVI]

Granted but after you eat it you get E.coli and your insides liquify.

I wish I didn't have to write this essay on the Economics of the Dust Bowl.

[Defective]

Bump!

Wish granted, but now you hav to write a 14 page essay on the Economics of ice cream.

I wish I was 18.

[Dan]

Wish granted, but now you have to work 2 jobs, because you are out on your own.

I wish I was a millionaire.

[Jaquan]

Wish granted: You get mugged one day while walking down the street

I wish I had an orange.

[Govenator]

You get your orange, but its explosive, and explodes on impact with your teeth!

I wish i had an Explosive

[Syrito]

You get an orange.
What the ####?

I wish I was a whale. That would be the ####.

[Helmic]

Granted. You're a dolphin. The other whales make fun of you.

I wish that I could discover an awesome series of flash/webcomics/whatever that I haven't heard of yet.

[TheLegendKiller]

Granted But it is a gay porn site and you can't get it of your computer an the whole world finds out.

I wish I was the greatest actor ever and nothing bad could happen (Never die {stay the same age, 34}, Ratings never go down, My hot wife Carmen Electra stays 29, Ect.)

[Defective]

Wish granted however you are just an actor who commands a puppet, you are the greatest puppet handler ever. Carmen Electra is just some girl's name not the star, what a shame.

I wish I had extreme talent!

[~Nooba~]

Granted, but your talent is that you can make your fat "Crank Dat Soulja Boy"

I wish to be loved. D:

[30Flames3]

Gish Wranted,*yes i swithed the letters :\*

you are killed by a bear hug

i wish i could divide 0 into -0

[TheLegendKiller]

you can but you make the world blow up, way to go

I wish i could kick daivd werners (bully in my school who hates me and i'm not really sure why) ass

[30Flames3]

wish granted

you beat his ass up and you are sent to jail :\

i wish i could have a time machine and be careful to not cause a paradox

[Lazlozania]

Wish granted. Sadly, your time machine breaks, and since you cannot cause a time paradox, you must live through this new life and time until you die. Sucks to be you.

I wish I didn't have a wish.

[30Flames3]

Wish Granted,

The gods kill you

i wish i had GTAIV

[Lazlozania]

Wish granted. I become angered at the fact that you have GTA IV and I don't thus I kill you, taking your copy.

I wish I had more cowbell.

[Killer1234505]

What's cowbell?
Hmm.. (shrug)
Wish granted but,it's infected.

[Lazlozania]

What's cowbell?
Hmm.. (shrug)
Wish granted but,it's infected.
Lack of knowledge of teh cowbellz?? PHAIL!

[Defective]

^wish?

I wish I had enough money to buy a nice laptop.

[JDitto]

You get $150, just enough for this one (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=OLPC_XO-1&diff=217398888&oldid=217303090#Intentionally_omitted_features).

I wish for a nice, expensive laptop that works.

[Helmic]

Granted. You pay $50,000 for this one (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=OLPC_XO-1&diff=217398888&oldid=217303090#Intentionally_omitted_features).

I wish that I could apply my Tetris skills to my real-world organization skills.

[shane23]

Granted. You help your friend move in to his new apartment and end up stacking up his boxes in tetris form. You get a full line and smash all the boxes.

I wish I had a better signature.

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

Granted, but you get banned for violating the Suggestive Signature.

I wish den didn't delete the picture of EFG killing Pedo Bear.

[shane23]

Granted, you become extremely bored and drive yourself to suicide.

I wish Aquamenti didn't leave.

[Circuit]

Granted but I glue a sheep-powered llama to you and you are stuck with it forever.

I wish I had extensive knowledge on dark matter and its purposes.

[Defective]

Wish granted you learn that dark matter has a horrible disease and you die from said disease.

I wish my dog was not dying and could live a healthy and normal life.

[colt180]

granted, but it spontaniosly combusts after one year.


i wish for a potato.

[Tristan123]

This should be stickied D=.

On topic: The potato was actually a human baby egg and implodes in your bare hands. EWW! BABY GOO

I wish that I didnt have a stalker in my attic

[Circuit]

Granted, but the stalker turns out to be a cute-as-hell robot from the Shakespearian era.

I wish I wasn't a paradox.

[kwijima]

Granted but no-one knows what a paradox is and you die of loniness.

I wish I had a mudkipz.

[Mod#4]

You get a mudkip but it evolves into marshtomp, leading to soul crushing disappointment and suicidal thoughts.

I wish I had a tesla coil the size of the empire state building.

[Circuit]

Granted but the coil is too huge to fit through the window.

EYE WEESH EYE HADDA EATABLE HARD DISK! /c

[shane23]

Granted. You're stash was on that hard disk and you just eated it up like a cookie.

I wish that cat wasn't in my fridge. He ate my pudding.

[Circuit]

Granted but the cat melts. Also, it was my cat.

I wish you were an oxymoron.

[shane23]

Granted. You cause a paradox because no one person can be an oxymoron.

[Swordsman_02]

The Wish Gods kill you for not wishing....


I wish for napalm.

[Circuit]

Granted but you are misheard and recieve NaCl instead.

I wish for a time paradox.

[swatdude]

Granted, you return back in time only to land on your toddler self, instantaneously killing your toddler self, while you cease to exist. However, since you cease to exist, who kill the toddler?
And so on and so forth.

I wish for corrupted wish to be corrupted to such an extent that I suffer in infinite way or enjoy life in infinite way.

[Circuit]

Granted but your wish turns you into an oxymoron.

I wish I wasn't so darn paradoxical.

[Swordsman_02]

Granted. Instead of creating a tear in the space-time fabric, the Wish Gods simply kill you.

I wish I could stop eating glue.

[Defective]

Wish granted, you know eat nuclear waste.

I wish I had a good quality, long duration, and good ringtone of the cowboy bebop theme song.

[Swordsman_02]

Granted....sadly, it came with a virus, that fried your phone, and maxed out your credit cards.

I wish for a puppy.

[Helmic]

Granted.

http://truimagz.com/hosting/helmic/Private/PUPPIES.GIF

I wish I could #####slap chejrw, for the hell of it.

[Jaquan]

Granted. The puppy rips open your chest when you sleep with its teeth. The pup then rips your ribs out and tear your lungs and heart to bits. It then bites off your jaw and gos down your mouth. The pup eats out your throat then bites open your stomach and drags it to your face and knocks the acid all over your face. The pup pushes your stomach away. The pup grabs your intestines with its teeth then it drags your intestines up through your mouth. The puppy walks into darkness leaving your mangled body on your bed.The puppy never returns.

Damnit helmic.

Granted you get perma'd.

I wish the new grow game was out but it was alot longer than the originals.

[Swordsman_02]

Granted....it takes up the rest of your life, and you die.

I wish for a paper clip.

[Jaquan]

Granted. It falls into the toilet.

I wish I had some cheese

[Circuit]

Granted but you are lactose intolerant.

I wish for a magnetic field disruptor.

[Robert The Jester]

Granted, it fries your brain

I wish for a post count of 2645

[Circuit]

Do you even know what a magnetic field disruptor is?

Granted, but at the count of 2645, a vulture starts to follow you.

[Defective]

Wish?

I wish I had all Cowboy Bebop episodes on DVD in English.

[*blank*]

Granted it's a faulty disk

I wish I had some big league chew

[Video.Head]

Grtanted. You choke.

I wish I could fly.

[Circuit]

Granted, but you don't sprout wings, you fly using the powerful jets in your retractable feet. Problem is, before flying out the window, you forget to top up your energy level (which is almost empty), your jets fail and you crash.

I wish I wasn't so damn paradoxical.

[colt180]

i dont even know what paradoxial means, but u fall into a black hole and get ripped to shreds.

i wish for an uncorruptable appple pie in an uncorruptable steel and concrete box with an uncorruptable titanium alloy hinge with an uncorruptable steel lock that i have the uncorruptable adamantium key to.

[Circuit]

Whoa, way to overuse uncorruptable. In this context I think you mean impenetrable. Oh, to be paradoxical means to contradict yourself while hiding an actual truth. And black holes don't rip you to shreds, and you can't fall into them. You get sucked in by their gravity.

Oh granted, but because you used a particular word so many times in your wish, you implode.

I wish I could watch a supernova in full HD.

[yoPhilly528]

granted but youre the cameraman who was filming it. you got fried to death

i wish i could have uncorruptable wishes

[Joe]

Not-Granted becuase I don't want.

I wish I had a hamburger.

[zakob]

you die


I wish I had a bajillion bucks

[yoPhilly528]

You die from stampede of bucks. Wouldn't have happened if you had better word vocabulary.

You didn't grant my non corruption wish, you also die.

I wish I had a Delorean (time travelling, of course).

[Circuit]

-_- Granted, but since you went back in time to before you were born and damaged your brain cells, when you return to your time you disappear from existence.

I wish my eyes didn't hurt.

[Someone Not Important...]

They Explode spontaniosly

I wish i Had complete control over X-gen

[Circuit]

You mean combust? Ouch.

Granted, but because XGen is run by vB, and vB is very expensive, after taking over as overall site admin you are left to pay for the forum and end up shutting it down and everyone hates you.

I wish I could hug my friend who is not even in town at the moment.

[yoPhilly528]

granted but you were transported there instantaneously traveling faster than the speed of light creating an unsolvable paradox destroying the universe.

I wish everything only costed 1 cent without the market collapsing.

[Circuit]

Granted but the market implodes.

I wish I could fly.

[Joe]

Granted,but you crash with an Iran rocket.

I wish I could have a custom usertitle.

[30Flames3]

Granted but it reveals your personal info and you are killed

i wish for a time paradox now

[Circuit]

Granted, but because after you went back in time and killed yourself and got your best friend to travel forward in time to stop you from travelling back and stick a very silly frog-shaped sticker on your dog's behind, the world explodes because you made clones of nothingness.

I wish I wasn't typing this.

[SitarFreak]

Granted, you now have a restraining order against your computer.

I wish I didn't have so much money.

[Joe]

Not granted because you already type.

I wish we could get rid of XGen forums for a week and see what happens.

[SitarFreak]

YOU CAN'T DOOO THAT

Granted, the universe implodes due to lack of interest.

I wish I had complete control over my life.

[yoPhilly528]

Granted. You suicide because you control over your entertainment gets boring.

I wish my iPod was brand new but all of my songs and stuff was still on it and iTunes.

[Circuit]

Granted. Your iPod's colour is unpleasant.

[30Flames3]

Killed by the wish gods

i wish i wish i was a flipping ant

[yoPhilly528]

granted. you flip off a cliff into the next dimension portal rip. you die

[30Flames3]

The wish gods smite you.

I wish people would wish!

[Grunteh]

Wish granted, yet not to many people wish.

I wish I had the cables to my Sega 32X

[Joe]

Granted,but you get an electric shock.

I wish I could have my own computer.

[Circuit]

Granted, but it's a laptop without a battery and the DC adapter has been chewed.

I wish for dark matter to be a completely theoretical phenomenon that's largely used to patch holes the standard model where observable movement in cosmological objects is at odds with what we would mathematically predict,

[30Flames3]

Granted, It blows up in your face

i wish to be a flipping ant again!

[Circuit]

Granted but sdfaujhiuhdafdgsbfahjkdhdu you turn into a llama.

I wish I had a small cat. I already carry my dog on my shoulder.

[Joe]

Granted,but your dog attacks your kitty.

I wish this thread was locked.

[yoPhilly528]

wish granted, but due to time travel, popularity and me, it was unlocked

i wish i could be uncorruptable

[Circuit]

That word AGAIN? Jeez. Granted but singe you are so "uncorruptable" when you try to commit suicide you can't.

I wish I wasn't wishing this wish.

[Grunteh]

Wish cannot be granted. You get the BSOD instead.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Circuit]

Granted. You are eaten by a barnacle.

[30Flames3]

THE WISH GODS ARE TIRED OF YOUR INSOLENCE SO THEY SEND CHUCK NORRIS, RAMBO, AND BARNEY TO KILL YOU!.....*cough*

i wish i had a 5 dollar foot long

[Circuit]

Not granted.

I wish for a paradoxical palindrome.

[Someone Not Important...]

The wish gods are confused by your intellimagence so they blow u up
i wish i knew how to spell intellimagence.

[n3xus]

granted but ur intellimagence is too great that ur brain grows too big and implodes in ur skull.


i wish for transcendence of the human plane

[Circuit]

Granted, only if you figure out which Einstein ****ed up my hard disk. *Laptop starts crying* /me hugs it

I wish the defragmenting precess on my laptop was complete.

[Someone Not Important...]

Your laptop disenigrates
i wish i could think of a wish that doesnt go to ####

[Bcousin00]

Granted. you think of so many wishes that your head explodes.

I wish for a monster energy drink.

[Circuit]

Granted, but even while my precious laptop is defragging, it eats Someone Not Important's face and you both go to jail. That monster energy drink never actually existed.

eye wesh i wuz grameticaley corekt.

[shane23]

Grammar nazi.

I wish to have NOTHING.

[30Flames3]

Granted, but you are grounded becuase you could of had a V8

i wish this cake was mine

[Someone Not Important...]

granted but the cake has been poisoned

i wish foryour mom

[30Flames3]

Granted but due to lack of spacing you are given a fish

i wish i had 1,000,000,000 $ in legit earned money and no one would kill me for it because i gave 1,000 dollars to everyone who asked

[Someone Not Important...]

i kill you and take it anyway

[30Flames3]

You are brutally mutilated by the wishing gods

have fun

i wish for foot hair

[yoPhilly528]

That word AGAIN? Jeez. Granted but singe you are so "uncorruptable" when you try to commit suicide you can't.

I wish I wasn't wishing this wish.

That worked out good then didn't it?

wish granted you foot hair grows so fast the univers becomes full and explodes

I wish i could have super hack skills.

[Joe]

Granted,but the FBI has located you and you're in jail.

I wish I had an animated avatar.

[yoPhilly528]

granted but you get your arm cut off because of your wish corruption to me.

I wish for my own mlb team. heh heh heh

[30Flames3]

You are instantly killed because i don't know what mlb means.
i wish i knew what mlb means

[Video.Head]

Granted. Your brain gets too big and it explodes.

I wish I had a cow.

[[[TopGun]]1337]

while your milking your cow it lays down on your hand and the cow dies leaving you trapped to starve to death

i wish i had another wish

[Circuit]

Not granted.

I wish I could move into my own house already. ;_;

[[[TopGun]]1337]

ey!
u cant just not grant my wish
your house ur gonna buy just got demolished #####

i wish circuit board lived on the streets

[*blank*]

Wish granted she lives on the streets filled with giant mansions and lots of cash.

I wish I had Killzone2

[Hapland_stick]

granted. your game is actually part of a manufacturing problem and fills your game system with a deadly virus making games now un playable.

i wish i had i had a chawawa

[Circuit]

FYI: It's spelled "Chihuahua". ;)

Granted but it eats you. I wish I could drive already.

[Hapland_stick]

you run the car off a bridge...and die

i wish i had a cat

[Circuit]

Granted but it's a very tiny cat that eats cheese.

I wish my temperature wasn't so high.

[30Flames3]

you freeze to death

i wish my temperature wasn't not never not ever no where never below 6

[Circuit]

Granted. It's above 6, 6 being a negative number at the time.

I wish I had a pen

[30Flames3]

the hell? how so it's 0?

it squirts you with ink

i wish i knew wth you ment

[Circuit]

Some things I type/write need to be read numerous times before they are fully understood.

Granted but Sperry explodes.

I wish I could hug people (like you) without squishing their intestines.

[30Flames3]

Some things I type/write need to be read numerous times before they are fully understood.

Granted but Sperry explodes.

I wish I could hug people (like you) without squishing their intestines.

<3

wish granted, you crush someones foot

i wish i could bake a cake for you

[Circuit]

Aww. <3

Granted, but it's a reverse souffle, and inflates greatly when noise is made.

I wish Sperry would stop trying to give my dog a full back massage.

[30Flames3]

wish granted, it bites him

i wish sperry would give me a cake

[Hapland_stick]

granted, its poisoned
i wish i had 2 more dollars

[Circuit]

Hapland stick you are no fun. Granted, it's counterfeit.

I wish I didn't have writer's block right in the middle of chapter two of "Cracked Up".

[Hapland_stick]

granted, you write so much you dont its not understandable and ou have to redo it :P

i wish nicolas cage makes it out of the world trade center alive

[30Flames3]

Gish Wranted,
He comes to your house and rapes you.

i wish the forums would be more active at night

[Almost moses]

Granted but they become less active in the day

I wish i had a clown named "Chuckles"

[Hapland_stick]

granted, he chuckles so much you kill your self because its so annoying

i wish i was dead

[30Flames3]

Wiash Granted, The zombie apocolypse comes and you get shot 100 times before finally dying and going to heaven *ain't i nice :3*

I wish i was still alive...
and while your dying i'll be still alive...
and when your dead i will be still alive...
still alive...still alive...

[Hapland_stick]

granted, i kill you
i wish i could have 2 billion post to set the record of most post in a forum

[30Flames3]

Granted, you are banned for hacking

i wish i could fap super furiously

[Lumeh]

Granted, but your parents die.

I'm wishing that you were here.

[30Flames3]

Granted, I Steal your Sandwich

*OM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

i wish i could give something to you

[Hapland_stick]

granted, he throws it away

i wish my minicity was #1 in all category's

[Circuit]

Not granted. I wish for something warm and fuzzy.

[30Flames3]

Not granted. I wish for something fuzzy and warm

[Hapland_stick]

Not granted. i wish for something with the combination of being fuzzy yet warm

[Spartan 1337]

People the point is to grant the wish in a corrupt way, so please dont just say "Not granted".

Anyways you recieve something fuzzy and warm... a furbee.
It kills you with its evil stare.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

[*blank*]

granted paradox
I want a dollar

[Spartan 1337]

You recieve 99 cents
I want all your base to belong to me

[Defective]

Granted however my base consists of duct tape, cardboard, and a marker.

I wish I had $100.

[Hapland_stick]

granted, $100 falls from the sky squishing your feeble body
i wish that in html you could use "<font size=8>" with the 8

[Circuit]

Not granted in a way that your wish is granted

I wish chocolate tasted horrible

[kwijima]

Granted but then you eat some chocolate. Disgusting!

I wish that my school burnt down.

[Circuit]

Granted but your new school eats you

I wish I wasn't tired

[colt180]

granted, but you get insomnia and you cant sleep and you die from lack of sleep.

i wish your attic had cable. (read my location)

[Circuit]

Granted but cable is another word for fjduhvfiusafdsgjafkds.

I wish I did not have to be at school by 6:15 am next Thursday.

[supabird]

You get to go to school later than 6:15 on Thursday but your school turns into a huge shoop da whoop and lazrs you...

I wish I was Peter Pan...

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

Wish granted. Captain Hook rapes you with his hook.
I wish I wasn't wishing.

[Licurius]

Wish granted. You aren't wishing, and you get so caught up with it, you fall into a manhole. Tough luck.
I wish I ceased to exist. It can't get much worse than that. Oh, no.

[Defective]

Wish granted you exist, but sadly you exist in a non-stop disney show marathon.

I wish I had my Xbox360 and it never broke and could never be stolen and the games work right every time and I have online play that works perfectly.

[Licurius]

Wish granted. However, you run out of money to buy any good games and end up with crappy QUAKE. Boo hoo.
I wish I had a million dollars. Cash money.

[spawn0]

wish granted, but then the apocalypse started..and the world ended. (sorry, i was too lazy to think something better)

i wish i could change my forum to whatever i want and could control it perfectly forever.

[Germ-X]

Rebels come to your house and kill you with Disney Magic and Mickey goes "I'ma firing mah lazah!"

I wish for more wishes.

[What do you want from me?]

Granted, you never use them.
I wish for the universe to reach perfection.

[danny405]

Most of you know how this works. If you don't it's pretty easy. I will make a wish and the next poster must corrupt the wish (meaning they make something bad happen to me and the wish). Example:

Poster one: I wish I had all the ice cream in the world!

Poster two: You die from frost bite.

EDIT: Also I didn't bump the old thread of this because I thought that would be against the rules.

wait doesent poster two has to say granted then the corrupted thing?

i played this in prince of persia forums its very cool.


granted butr then it explodes.
i wish for a pizza

[What do you want from me?]

You choke on your pizza.
I wish no one died.

(Lets see if you can corrupt this one intelligently.)

[arod,,maniac]

wile u wer making the potion so no 1 wud die a nuclear bomb size of the earth killed u =]

i wish i had hacks for combat arms

[Germ-X]

You got banned for life and got sued.

I wish I had a hugeeee wad of meat.

[What do you want from me?]

You are promptly given a huge wad of meat.
Then you realize that it is the remains of your body after passing through a meat grinder.

I wish "arod,,maniac" wasn't the one who responded to my post.

[danny405]

granted,but then noobs noobs and more noobs start to reply to you and its a never ending story!

i wish i was god!

[What do you want from me?]

Granted.
Everyone thinks you are a narcissistic, egotistical, mean-spirited, hedonistic, perfectionist, and thereby refuses to worship you. Without faith, you vanish.

I wish we knew what happened in the Afterlife.

[dehdesh]

Wish granted, A new afterlife was created called the proafterlife.

I wish I knew the answer to this question "can a shoe box?"

[Licurius]

Wish granted, A new afterlife was created called the proafterlife.

I wish I knew the answer to this question "can a shoe box?"
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, the shoe in question is in a very bad mood, and delivers a professional quality uppercut to your jaw. Ow.
I wish I can pick your brains.

[Germ-X]

You wish it, you got it, but now, when you pick someone's brains out, you suffer from AIDS.

I wish I was eating fresh at Subways.

[Defective]

Wish granted you find that there is aids in your sub, you die.

I wish summer would last forever.

[Ryd00d]

Wish granted you find that there is aids in your sub, you die.

I wish summer would last forever.


Wish Granted, But it gets to hot and you die from heat stroke.


I wish I had a sniper rifle.

[What do you want from me?]

You got one sniper rifle. After it was used to kill the leader of a forien nation here on a visit of peace. Your dead body was placed next to it, making it look like you killed him, then shot yourself.

No one knows who killed the two of you.

I wish we did.

[Govenator]

It was me! *kills you*

I wish no one saw that...

[What do you want from me?]

No one saw that, leaving you blind.

I wish eyecare was free.

[GREENDAY777]

done: your new glasses stab you in the eye!

I wish everyone would sign up under the link(s) in my signature...

[Circuit]

Granted, but......

I wish I was I wish I was a a a a a a a .................. nfdhsgukfdsfjhegwdquyaig.

[Ignatz]

Granted, but the Jhgjskjfhdsjfsilulfsds invade Nfdhsgukfdsfjhegwdquyaig-land and eat you alive.

I wish I had six fingers on each hand.

[MMC]

Granted, but... Oh teh noes! they are all thumbs!!

I wish my giant monkey arms of death would fit in this recon armor.

[What do you want from me?]

They fit, however you can no longer use them.

I wish someone created a temporal paradox.

[Circuit]

Granted, in a way that you think what you're not thinking so much, that your present self kills your past self of two minutes ago, causing you to go two minutes back in time and become your own grandpa by shaving his head as a baby making him look so ugly he was put up for adoption. Now you are a chicken with a head on your knee.

I wish I wasn't a moderator.

[What do you want from me?]

Granted. You're not a mod, and you'll never become one.

I wish for the end.

[critical911]

Granted,but the end is just the beginning


I wish the forums weren't so empty right now.

[Circuit]

Not Garnetd.

I wsih evreynoe colud tlak lkie tihs for a lnog amonut of tmie.

[colt180]

Gatrned, Eyrevnoe tlaks lkie tihs feovrer.

[Defective]

^no wish

I wish the Xbox 360 price would drop again.

[Mykester]

Wish granted. M$ goes bankrupt.

I wish for a muffin, that wasn't poisoned.

[MarioMan94]

Wish granted - it's made of lead-free plastic. =p

I wish the Wii, Xbox, and PS3 were all one device.

[Mykester]

Wish granted. It has a great online service and great graphics, but it only comes out with lame High School Musical Games.

I wish GTA 4 had better servers.

[MarioMan94]

Granted. The servers now require a $1000/month fee for being so fast.

I wish I had the voice of Seth McFarlane. :D

[Murasaki, Sally.]

^Granted. Seth McFarlane mysteriously gets Lung Cancer the minute before I granted the wish.

I wish my sons outlive me.

[Defective]

Wish granted however you are left all alone...
(sad huh?)

I wish I had Xbox live Gold membership.

[Circuit]

Granted but I infect it.

I wish I wasn't being forced to school tomorrow. Why can't anyone understand that headache + nausea + High school with heaps of stairs to climb = disaster, maybe trip to hospital.

[MarioMan94]

granted - you are now a hobo with no education.

I wish I had a Smash Bros. Beam Sword.

[Defective]

Wish granted you trip and slice your face off.

I wish puppies were easier to take care of.

[MarioMan94]

granted. They are now cyborg-pups that don't need taking care of.

...but then they kill you.

I wish I could read people's minds.

[What do you want from me?]

You can hear the thoughts of others.
Always. Never-endingly, like they were screaming into your ears.
Just think of what it would be like in the mall.

I wish all men (and women) had infinite knowlege, and the wisdom to use it well.

[Ttrain]

So smart that they have mental meltdown.

I wish that I win the lottery.

[Defective]

Wish granted you only get one number so you get $1.

I wish Gamestop had Crysis for Xbox 360.

[Ttrain]

Wish granted, but when you put the game in, it doesn't work.

I wish that I could have a plasma screen tv.

[Joe]

Granted,but you're connecting the TV and it falls on your head.

I wish,I wish,I was a fish.

[Cooldog124]

Granted, but your in open air, so you die...

I wish all cars were electric.

[MarioMan94]

granted. we now owe 1 KABILLION DOLLARS to the Chevy and Tesla.

I wish I saw a boxing match with McDonald's VS The Burger King. (while eating a whopper.)

[What do you want from me?]

granted. we now owe 1 KABILLION DOLLARS to the Chevy and Tesla.

I wish I saw a boxing match with McDonald's VS The Burger King. (while eating a whopper.)

They duke it out, and come to a murger.
The whopper was undercooked and had E. coli. The lawsuit failed.

I wish that the only kind of food was the well cooked, like-mom-made-it kind of food.

[Swordsman_02]

Granted....tis a shame your mom can't cook.


I wish for a light bulb.

[What do you want from me?]

You recive, one lightbulb. It is tinfoil wrapped in a concrete wrapped concrete box.

[Swordsman_02]

Geez...thats gonna be kinda tough to screw in.

You did not wish, the Wish Gods kill you....

I wish I could finish my book. >_<

[What do you want from me?]

You finish your book. It left you with a meh feeling at the end.

I wish I knew which book.

[Boomshackalacka]

You did and when you found out you barfed for a month.

I wish i had all the money in the world

[Swordsman_02]

Granted...did you take out those ink bombs?

I wish for some pie...that is NOT a lie.

[Video.Head]

Granted. Pie explodes.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[What do you want from me?]

You are you are the fish... in my frying pan.

I wish, my food would co-operate with me more.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

Wish granted, they now have a mind of their own and scream out in pain whenever you administer any cooking procedure upon them.

I wish we could all get along.

[Swordsman_02]

Wish granted, they now have a mind of their own and scream out in pain whenever you administer any cooking procedure upon them.


What about sushi? O_o

Granted....the mods get bored and they ban us all. Good job.

I wish for sushi.