Have hot sex with an Xgen member (Minutes Game)

[RocketSoldier]

When you post, look at seconds you posted in. For example, if I posted something at 9:56:35, I would have landed at 35.


Edit: I was so close to having sex with myself, XD

EDIT 2: Looks like I forgot there is no seconds on V-Bulletin >_>. I guess make it a minutes game.



00: Dom Gatto
01: Hex
02: Screech
03: c00lryguy
04: h00pla
05: Kerry
06. Vagrant
07: Popolop
08: Chronic
09: JoeyG
10: Crusty
11: Reality del Darc
12: Justin
13: StickAvalancheMan
14: AeroZ
15: Woolfenstien
16: Skye
17: Bodacious
18: denacioust
19: Ice Punk
20: Jason
21: Danielle
22: Naborr
23: nirE
24: Sperry
25: SnareSpider
26: Ripht
27: Vince
28: Zafarat
29: Snarr
30: Noobpwner
31: Trevor
32: ssgtGrimreaper
33: NarutoBoy
34: Logic
35: eatmorchikin6464
36: Joest
37: Choft
38: Jordan
39: mattz1010
40: shadow000
41: Toasty
42: ehntoo
43: ManUpstairs
44: Destructive
45: Mara
46: Tanktucker
47: doug05257
48: Jimbinanim II
49: Posh Jibbons
50: anarchy11
51: Impulse
52: Gamebot
53: Mr. Anderson
54: Brett
55: theryman
56: Guybrush Threepwood
57: Desperation
58: Honeycomb
59: Alphaniner

[Hero of Time]

D:

[RocketSoldier]

D:

No thanks >.>

[victory.is.mine.]

there is no 60

[Hero of Time]

lmao

[zafarat]

post

Edit: So close to doing myself.

[Hero of Time]

You can edit the title.

[TwiZted Jok3R]

bump

edit: 35: eatmorchikin6464 who?

[Spartan 1337]

*posts*

[Blastedt]

Why aren't I on the list?

Edit: 43: ManUpstairs

[Blastedt]

bump

Edit: 43: ManUpstairs

[zafarat]

Because.

[Blastedt]

Bump #2

Edit: 44: Destructive

Bump

Edit: I'm using the power of sex to gain access to the elites 45: Mara

[Spartan 1337]

Will the bumps ever stop?
Tune in next week at 8:00 P.M. to see what happens to blast!

[Blastedt]

Bump










































































54: Brett










































































































.

[zafarat]

Blasted quit being a little slut.

[Blastedt]

Nevar


56: Guybrush Threepwood

[Blastedt]

bump

57: Desperation

[Blastedt]

im aiming for dom soon

58: Squidude

[Jimbimanim II]

*Posts*
*checks*
Alpha!
:D

[Logic]

*posts*

Now checking the list..will edit this.

Aww, I got Dom:

http://i15.tinypic.com/2re08jc.png

D:

[Blastedt]

bump #43

00: Dom Gatto

[Blastedt]

post

01: Hex

[Hex]

Yes. Me

[Blastedt]

-sexes a random passerby-

[RocketSoldier]

I call Jo!

[Blastedt]

-bumps-

02: Screech


Oh, and dom, I got you a few minutes ago...

...You feel alright?

[Jimbimanim II]

I call Jo!=(
[EDIT]
c00lryguy.
=(

[Blastedt]

nump03: c00lryguy

[Blastedt]

04: h00pla

[Blastedt]

05: Kerry

[AeroZ]

Vag! w00t!

[zafarat]

Imma rape you.

[Jimbimanim II]

postposptosppopospotpopotstpost
{Chronic}

[Jimbimanim II]

JoeyG

[AeroZ]

Masturbation, FTW

[Jimbimanim II]

#19: Ice Punk!
<3
>_>
<_<

[Sperry]

20. How ironic.

[Jimbimanim II]

*sexes jason*

[Spartan 1337]

post

[Blastedt]

-sexes random person-

Everyone on Jason

[Jimbimanim II]

20. How ironic.
Haha!
I get it.

[Blastedt]

21: Danielle

[Jimbimanim II]

Boohyeah! Danielle.
:D

[Jimbimanim II]

Naborr, eh?

[Jimbimanim II]

w00t
nirE!
I'm on fire!
Literally!!
Help?

[zafarat]

I'll edit this.

Jordan. Modship please.

[theangrypenguinx]

bumpity. i feel gay

edit: oral sex with God

[AeroZ]

W00t. Mara, FTW!

[Jimbimanim II]

I'm in two places at once!
Behind me, and in front of me.
Paradox, anyone?

[Jimbimanim II]

...

[A Candy Wrapper]

post

[Jimbimanim II]

aerhgf
[EDIT]
Joest. So close to Choft. xD

[Jimbimanim II]

CHOFT!
[/caps]

[Choft]

I was going to do myself but I was busy doing the how much you are worth. :(

Oh well. Manupstairs for me.

[Jimbimanim II]

Omg. Paradox again. I did myself. AGAIN.

[denacioust]

Hmmm...

How are we meant to know the seconds?

In minutes I got 56. Guybrush.

[Kevim]

I don't get no respect....

[WaterZoma]

I get Dom.

[denacioust]

How were these people picked? And is the order in order of sexiness (evident in the fact that Dom and Hex are the top two)...

[Tanktunker]

YES!
caps

[Tanktunker]

DOUBLE YES!
caps

[Jimbimanim II]

Kerry!

[Jimbimanim II]

Vaggy!

[Tanktunker]

46: Tanktucker

>:o

[Silverthorne]

hmm let's see...

1:41 = Toasty!!!!

[Jimbimanim II]

Justin!
xD
I'm gonna tell your wife that you cheated on her!

[math92]

posty post
oooo post #69 hehe

[Jimbimanim II]

*Huggles Woolfy*
<3

[Spectral]

post

[denacioust]

12.16...I got Skye.

[Frosty]

Post.

[denacioust]

I gots Bodacious

[denacioust]

Wait

[Hero of Time]

Denacioust is mine!

[denacioust]

And mine

[Hero of Time]

totally 3 way1111

zomg

[Frosty]

Liek Post.

[Spectral]

bleh

[Espo Mk. II]

Kerry!

[Ice Punk]

mmm.. hot, sweet sex with meself...

#19: Ice Punk!
<3
>_>
<_<

I don't think jo would like that... that is, if we don't video tape it for her...

I call Jo!

Grrrrrr... -evil glare-

[denacioust]

Mattz is mine.

[Robotdeath]

Matt

O.o

[Popolop]

Me :D

Edit: Damn, a minute off .Ah well, Chronic is just as good XD

[Adam]

I don't get it.
Anyways... I'm in!

[Ice Punk]

suspence, you posted at 10:09 PM... you posted 9 minutes after the hour so you look for whomever has the number 9 on the list in the first post (which happens to be JoeyG) and that's who you have sex with :P

[Kerry]

Kerry!


was it good for you too?

[Spectral]

So far I'm having sex with Vince, Sperry, and Jason...

I WANT 2 HAEV T3H SHMAX0RZ WIT PMELA AND3RSON1111!!1! :(:(:(

[Espo Mk. II]

sperry!

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

Yay I am on that list. Noww to see what second I am posting on.
EDIT: Hot Sex with Choft...... Yay?

[Mykester]

When you post, look at seconds you posted in. For example, if I posted something at 9:56:35, I would have landed at 35.


Edit: I was so close to having sex with myself, XD

EDIT 2: Looks like I forgot there is no seconds on V-Bulletin >_>. I guess make it a minutes game.



00: Dom Gatto
01: Hex
02: Screech
03: c00lryguy
04: h00pla
05: Kerry
06. Vagrant
07: Popolop
08: Chronic
09: JoeyG
10: Crusty
11: Reality del Darc
12: Justin
13: StickAvalancheMan
14: AeroZ
15: Woolfenstien
16: Skye
17: Bodacious
18: denacioust
19: Ice Punk
20: Jason
21: Danielle
22: Naborr
23: nirE
24: Sperry
25: SnareSpider
26: Ripht
27: Vince
28: Zafarat
29: Snarr
30: Noobpwner
31: Trevor
32: ssgtGrimreaper
33: NarutoBoy
34: Logic
35: eatmorchikin6464
36: Joest
37: Choft
38: Jordan
39: mattz1010
40: shadow000
41: Toasty
42: ehntoo
43: ManUpstairs
44: Destructive
45: Mara
46: Tanktucker
47: doug05257
48: Jimbinanim II
49: Posh Jibbons
50: anarchy11
51: Impulse
52: Gamebot
53: Mr. Anderson
54: Brett
55: Wurmy
56: Guybrush Threepwood
57: Desperation
58: Squidude
59: Alphaniner
60: Mykester

So close!!

[Ice Punk]

>.> I'm sorry but if I end up getting Double zeros, i'm taking Dom over you... >.>

nvm, i'm not sorry.

[Espo Mk. II]

crusty!

[Jimbimanim II]

pohztuh
[EDIT]
Ice Punk.
<3

[Ice Punk]

you'll have to go through Jo first, she has dibbs.

[Jimbimanim II]

you'll have to go through Jo first, she has dibbs.
I'll be back, at 15:02! (GMT)

[CDestroyer]

Add me to the sex list.

[AssaultRifle]

---Seconds on my watch---
I just banged myself.

It was ####ing great.
-lights up cigarette-

---Minutes---
Justin.
OLD MAN SEX!

[the big kid]

posted

Edit : Game bot

Just great i got screw a robot.

[AssaultRifle]

Who shall it be!?
JORDAN!

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

Let's see. Ey shadow000. *gives scary look*

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

I m going to try to get myself.
Yay Iz me!...... WAZUPWIDAT!

[theryman]

Psh... put me on the list. I wanna do myself.

I do TomT! Hey baby...

[Blastedt]

49: Posh Jibbons

[Jimbimanim II]

Rdd

[Jimbimanim II]

Justin.

[WaterZoma]

Sleeping with the new mod.

[Adam]

Hmm... lets see who's next. xD
Snare.

[RocketSoldier]

Hmm... lets see who's next. xD
Snare.

I don't like child porn.

[Adam]

32: ssgtgrimreaper

[Alphaniner]

Aww. Hot.

*teabags Zafarat*

[zafarat]

Alpha, it was good.

Edit: I wonder how Snarr feels about me banging him twice.

[the big kid]

hmm lets see

Noobpwner!

[Jimbimanim II]

Choft again.

[Scirocco Kinu]

48..... Who the hell is II? Oh gawd.....*le sob*

[.Valhalla.]

This is a complete saugage fest.

[Scirocco Kinu]

O.o Lolz... Anyway, right, I'm ten, so HA! I'm a minor!! YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!!

[Ice Punk]

This is a complete saugage fest.

maybe for you, everyone else just seems to post at the right time to land on a female :P

nirE! hmmm, i don't think her boyfriend would approve of this :P

[Spock]

Dear god please let me die.

[chilleo]

Sry little boy's. But for half of you kids sex is your least problem with your little undeveloped penis. have a nice day :).

[Ice Punk]

Ok, except for the aol speak at the beginning, that made me laugh... half a kudos to you.

[edit] haha, bout time i get jo...
come here love. *muah*

[Aquamenti]

Damn i missed 57..

03..

07

damn i want 57..

19
26
33

Damn i will just post it..

39

42

-edit-

Are you kidding?

Anarchy11?
Im not a fag.

[Hex]

Someone

[Area 51]

Noobpwner.

[Jessica]

Wolfenstein...


BTW, Wolfenstein is a pretty sweet game :)

[Woolfenstien]

Iron fistinggggggggggg.

I got skye!

And Jess got sex from a mod on her first post.

Aw3sums.

[Jessica]

So Woolfenstein, do you play Wolfenstein?

[Woolfenstien]

Indeed I do.

But only single player.

[Jessica]

You should play multiplayer... it's so awesome!

[Jimbimanim II]

21: Danielle
Awesome.

[Woolfenstien]

Nire!!!

[Joest]

aerhgf
[EDIT]
Joest. So close to Choft. xD*Sexes*

I got Snare.

[Joest]

Ripht FTW!

[Jimbimanim II]

26: Ripht
NOT THE LAZER-EYED SPIDER GUY!
Rofl. Old sig and avatar combo.

[Joest]

No, you got SnareSpider.I know. You got me, I was banned, you couldn't sex me, I sex'd you now.

Then I got Snare and Ripht.

[h00pla]

Squidude

hmmm. tentacle sex FTW!

[Hex]

I wish I could clone myself so we could have sex. That would be awesome. I could be bottom and top at the same time.

[Jimbimanim II]

Did I get Jo yet?
[EDIT]
Woo!
<3

[h00pla]

tries for me

[h00pla]

curses, missed me by three minutes

[Joest]

Justin? He's married, though...

O well.

*Sex*

[h00pla]

This game is addicting

w00t a threesome with joest and Justin

maybe I should be j00pla to fit in

[Hex]

Someone cyber with me please :3

[h00pla]

yay for sex with snarr

[Jimbimanim II]

tsfh
32: ssgtGrimreaper

[h00pla]

How were these people picked? And is the order in order of sexiness (evident in the fact that Dom and Hex are the top two)...

I don't think so, I'd be at minute -1 if that were the case

[Hex]

I don't think so, I'd be at minute -1 if that were the case

Oh hoop, you're so modest.

Your deep blue eyes are so dreamy.

[h00pla]

Oh hoop, you're so modest.

Your deep blue eyes are so dreamy.

I'd reply to what you said but I caught sight of my reflection in the monitor and instead chose to look at my awesomeness

[ZhangtPwns]

*posts*

[Nerevar]

Let's see...

[anarchy11]

hmmmmm



edit: come here woolfy my baby............

[I Faw Down]

I want to be on the list!

[anarchy11]

too bad

[Sperry]

Aquamenti: Shush yourself, m'kay?

To eggs with the minutes, I want Richard. /disturbing

[h00pla]

Aquamenti: Shush yourself, m'kay?

To eggs with the minutes, I want Richard. /disturbing

nothing disturbing about that, it's typical for all human organisms

[h00pla]

another attempt at someone able to handle the likes of me

Ahh, nirE this should be interesting, bring on the guinea pigs and cymbals

[RocketSoldier]

Bump.

[Un-Mediocre]

Why would I want to have hot sex?

[Adam]

Why would I want to have hot sex?
It's better than cold.

[Un-Mediocre]

OH NOES!!!!!! I'M HAVING ANAL WITH JOEST!!!!! Wait... No I'm not! I control my life! BURNAGE!!!!!!!!!

[Adam]

Put my name in there insted of one of the "in-active" people.

Edit: MARA!

[Burke]

Tanktucker, you better be female...

[Jonanin]

...

[h00pla]

trying again

woohoo! I'm sleeping with Jordan! It was meant to be!

[Joest]

Noclue! I love you!

*Sex*

[anarchy11]

...*sigh* i soppose if we must

[RocketSoldier]

Let's see who I get.

[Squidude]

.

Edit: ...

ME.

...

[Joest]

Alpha.

[gentoro]

Popolop...

[Adam]

v_v
Joey.

[MushroomMammoth]

Ehhh... *sigh*

[Espo Mk. II]

Doug? *shudder* i just barely missed Mara.

[Joest]

I love you Posh!

[Broken]

Who's Toasty?

[Syrito]

Toasterovernmakingtoast.

Or Tomato.

[Danielle]

Haha...Skye. Everyone always wanted to know how I got modded, right? :p

[Area 51]

EMC6464!

*Orgasms*

[Espo Mk. II]

tank tunker...

I WAS SO CLOSE TO MARA! (virtually 15 seconds)

[Jimbimanim II]

popolop

[Robotdeath]

Posh Jibbons...

[Frosty]

This game looks cool...

EDIT: Noobpwner huh? This is gonna be interesting...

[h00pla]

woohoo, sex with Jordan AGAIN!

[Frosty]

Cool, I got Crusty.

[Impulse]

At least I got Brett.

[Frosty]

Go easy on me Dom ;)

[AssaultRifle]

Go easy on me Dom ;)
Bend over, #####.

[Frosty]

Bend over, #####.
Saved by Screech :p

[jason]

I guess I get to sex Danielle. o.0
*sexes*

[Frosty]

Oh ****.

Dom again.

[Screech]

I just ####ed Jason! Boo yeah.

[Frosty]

Woo!

I got Danielle! :D

[Robotdeath]

Bod...

hmmm....

[Joest]

nirE.

<3

[ButterBeer]

NarutoBoy. Believe it!

[Robotdeath]

Screech...

Hmmm.....

[ButterBeer]

Mr. Anderson. :)

[Burke]

Ice Punk

[Desperation]

nirE is my sex mate...

[Screech]

nirE is my sex mate...

LESBIANS!

-eats popcorn and watches-

Anyways, I just bagged the Riphtster

[Desperation]

I like lesbians.
And now I like Zafarat.

[Screech]

-glomps-

Xgen needs more lesbian sex!

And I just bagged Np. Score!

[Desperation]

I got Trevor, you win.

[Screech]

I'm totally timing this out so I can sleep with all the hot members.

Like shadow000 ^.^

[Desperation]

I get Mara, sexy.

[Burke]

*####s Posh Jibbons*

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Hmmm...
Wonder what time it is...

EDIT: Aww, dammit.
I got c00lryguy.

[Desperation]

Kerry, that makes three girls.
I'm just bursting with lesbianism.

[Burke]

*####s Crusty*

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Aero...Z?

Guh.


Also, you people need to post more, cause there are four hotties in a row coming up, and I want all of them.

[Desperation]

I get Woolfy!
Woot!

[Burke]

Bodacious

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Bodacious, mudda####a!
WOOOOOOO!

[denacioust]

Hmmm...I came just thinking about me...

[Guybrush Threepwood]

denacioust!
w00tz!

[Desperation]

Ice Punk, sexay.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Ice Punk!
w00tz!

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Jason!
Yesss!!!
The one I've been waiting for!
And sorry for the double post, but it was necessary.

[Burke]

*####s Nire*

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Sperreh!
W00tz!
Gay sex supreme!

[Guybrush Threepwood]

SnareSpider stole my virginity.

[Burke]

*####s Ripht*

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Ha ha!
Vince!

[Burke]

Zafarat.

[Frosty]

*Sexes h00pla*

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

Who's Toasty?
Me my friend. But yeah lets see who I sex...
Oh noes! I sex an evil spelt wrong version on Tanktunker!

[Posh Jibbons]

Get over here, Mr. Anderson. Take it like a man... or a 12 year old girl, whichever you prefer. Both are ok.

[Hex]

Denacioust. Hurts so good.

[Blastedt]

Meow.

11: Reality del Darc

Who's that ?

[Posh Jibbons]

WEEE! YAY NABORR!

I'm excited, let's do this thang.

[the big kid]

Posted


logic ,

You sure this is logical?

[h00pla]

tries for someone good

Toasty

Frak, I hope he unplugged himself

[the big kid]

Post!
Jason!

[zafarat]

Zafarat.You seem rather dissapointed. D:

Edit: Joest! Come're buddy!

[Burke]

*####s denacioust*

[Guybrush Threepwood]

The forums say 25, but I say 24.
Come here, Sperry...

[Burke]

Vince

[Frosty]

*Sexes Danielle*

[Burke]

*####s alphaniner*

[zafarat]

Doodly doo. Let's see who it is this time.

Edit: Nabs. Hawt.

[Burke]

*####s alphaniner again*

[Arca]

Posts:

[Burke]

*####s Dom Gatto*

[Frosty]

Sex with a Toaster?

There's a first time for everything...

[Burke]

*####s Crusty*

[RocketSoldier]

I think this topic deserves a bump.

Grim D:

[denacioust]

Hmmmm...Narutoboy...I feel so cheap

[Syrito]

lol

[Honeycomb]

I'm having sex with...

Ehntoo! Eww...

[.sickling.]

Having sex with...
...Zafarat.