Soldat

[Choft]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldat
http://en.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Soldat

[Mr. Anderson]

1.3.1 - Just 36 more versions!

1.3 - No improvements, Michal is aiming for the 1.3.37 version.

1.2.1 - r/s was created, which stands for retarded ####.

1.2.0 - ah #### someone decided to play soldat again. Because no one played soldat anymore until now, the last 2 versions were just filled with Hentai maps and bots who kept quoting Chuck Norris jokes.

1.1.5 - still forgeting

1.1.4 - No one cared, and everyone forgot it entirely.

1.1.3 - ####ing emos

1.1.2 - still emo

1.1.15 - Bonzi Buddy added as playable character.

1.1.1 - People kept calling Soldat a pile of laggy ####, in a ####ty comeback the creator didnt let anyone play this version and ran off to his mom's room and went into emo mode, yah that will teach us..

1.1.0 - No one could say Heil Hitler unless you wore the Swastika.

1.2/3.5 - Blocks the kitten huffing hack.

23 - Added the Swastika

42 - a playable mode was created

abc - guns were added

.1.24. - The dialogue "eh' my #### pie" which was said everytime a soldat's testicles were blown was removed due to that fact that the only 3 girl members found this annoying . Michal and every other single male didnt want to scare away their saucy cyber friends.

1.0.0z - Chuck Norris has been taken out as an optional soldat character.

0.9.sss - more lag

0.dg - rocks

L.0.1 - lag

0.0.0 - Soldat did not exist :D

I ####ing love Uncyclopedia.

[Choft]

I know. I'm in a state of obsession at the moment.

[RocketSoldier]

XD

I love this.

"The most famous Soldat player is Major. No one likes him, because of his popularity. Major represents high skill in hiding around the bushes and shooting down teammates. His camping skills are known throughout the Soldat community. His favorite gamemode is Deathmatch. He is clanless. Many people try to impersonate the Major, so that is why he is everywhere. Rumors also state that a old popular person named "soldier" was in the old days, until they all learned he was black, so he is no longer knowned to most."

Thanks for posting this.

[Joest]

So awesome.

Soldat has been around since the stone ages, where the game was played with large slabs of rock hurled at one-another. Soon, this progressed to swords, and then gunpowder, and then guns, and then pork sausages and throwing kittens. Michal Marcinkowski (Currrently over 1000 years old), the inventer of Soldat, was an avid time-traveller, preferring the stone-age to modern-time, so this would explain the game's early beginnings. Soon, clans of stone-aged fighters began appearing, in order to increase their pwnage ten-fold. This pasttime is continued today in the form of clans. Modern clans consist of the all to common but much loved turbatus desipio, or troubled ass...

[Choft]

-sigh- I only wish now that there is an article for Xgen.