Have YOU ever broken the law?

[Lifeless]

I just felt like taking a survey of all Xgen, and seeing how many people have broken the law. The poll is private, so nobody will be able to tell that you voted for something.

[Adam]

I don't know.
Nothing I recall but I'm sure I have taken a sample of food when I wasn't soppost to...

[Lifeless]

Yeah, I have the same feeling. I've done stuff that could probably get me in trouble if it was a perfect disaster with angry people, but if that didn't happen, I think I'm good.

[Karl]

I remember shoplifting once. I was 8, or something close.

I also remember the beating I got that night.

[Adam]

*Twitch*

[Kevim]

I bet around 97% of the people in America have broken some kind of a law at some time or another. It is just getting caught that so rarely happens....

Yes, I have broken the law. On many, many occasions.

[Lifeless]

O wait...
I remember shoplifting accidentally, if you can believe that. What happened was, my friend gave me a cool little toy, a little bigger than a quarter, and keeping it in my hand because I didn't have any idea where it belonged, and neither did my friend. So, by the time I left the place, I had forgotten about it (retarded me) and kept it in my hand until I got home, around 2 hours later. Then I noticed what I had done.

[Adam]

Name one.

[Desperation]

The worst thing I've ever done that I remember is loitering, and no one really cares about that. Those "Do Not Loiter" signs mean about as much to anyone as a piece of rice with someone's name on it. <Bad use of simile.>

[Anonymous]

Yes. Vandalism and burglary. (spray painting a few funny things and stealing some signs)

Didn't get caught.

I'm a baaaaaad boy.

[Hex]

Does killing a guy and using his skin to make clothing count?

[YSMM]

Illegal Fireworks.

I stole one of those 1 dollar horoscopes from Safeway when I was 4 ><

[np v2.0]

I'm sure I've broken several silly laws...

[Squidude]

All the time. ALL the time.
I'm using my illegal photoshop beta right now (trial should have run out weeks ago. You only have to delete one file)
nothing bigger than that...
Once I stole something by accident; I was about five and forgot about it.

[Vagrant]

Well, of course I've done a few illegal things.

Jaywalking and trespassing are the ones I can think of. Oh, and obviously pirating software and music.

[jason]

Hmm... gonna have to think for this one.

Underage Drinking
Use of illegal drugs
Vandalism
Disturbing the peace
Out past city curfew
More Vandalism
More drinking.. (They go hand in hand sometimes. =P)
Destruction of public property.
Littering
Jay walking
Loitering
Pirated games/music
Avoiding Police Custody

and.. can't think of anything else right now but I'm pretty damn sure there is more..

[Gaffe]

Everyone here has clicked the 'Enter' button when looking at porn sites.

[math92]

My library threatened to take me to court if i didnt pay my overdue fees in less than 17 days.

[Robotdeath]

All the time. ALL the time.
I'm using my illegal photoshop beta right now (trial should have run out weeks ago. You only have to delete one file)
nothing bigger than that...
Once I stole something by accident; I was about five and forgot about it.

Which file?


Anyway, let me think.

Vandalism every Halloween...Hell, Vandalism any day I want
Underage drinking

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

I don't suppose murder counts?

[Alphaniner]

Err.

Illegal Putt-Putt. And some petty thievery.

[Mr. Anderson]

Shoplifting, underage drinking, loitering, pirating. Meh.

[Alphaniner]

Illegal Putt-Putt still wins.

Me and my brother were at St. Simon's Island, and they have a Putt-Putt place. We went there at night, and hopped the 2 foot fence, and we brought our own putter and golf balls. It has one of those big tubes that steals the ball on the 18th hole, so we just caught it with our hand. We had played about two rounds, when these stoner kids showed up, and apparently told a cop somewhere, who showed up on his bicycle. We got a verbal scolding. They got arrested and fined. It was pretty funny.

[Mark Aged]

In alphabetical order:

Loitering
Pirating music
Stealing Other people's Items
Stealing Other people's Money
Underage Drinking
Using someone else's code for Flash 8
Using someone else's code for Sothink SWF Catcher/Decompiler

And, that's all I can remember right now.

[Mr. Anderson]

Illegal Putt-Putt still wins.

Me and my brother were at St. Simon's Island, and they have a Putt-Putt place. We went there at night, and hopped the 2 foot fence, and we brought our own putter and golf balls. It has one of those big tubes that steals the ball on the 18th hole, so we just caught it with our hand. We had played about two rounds, when these stoner kids showed up, and apparently told a cop somewhere, who showed up on his bicycle. We got a verbal scolding. They got arrested and fined. It was pretty funny.
That's like the latest story-the lady got her 'pipe' stolen so she told the police? Hilarious.

[Screech]

-Graffiti (caught)
-Underage drinking
-underage drinking in bars
-Possesion a fake ID (got called out a couple times, but never caught caught)
-Possesion of illegal drugs (caught)
-consumption of illegal drugs (kinda caught)
-selling illegal drugs
-trafficing illegal drugs
-Shoplifting (once. On a dollar ring, just to see if I was sly enough. I was. Don't feel bad, the ring was really ugly, no one would have the sence to actually buy it.)
-sending drugs through the post office (which is only illegal depending on what states it went through. Salvia kicks ass.)
-Violating a CAS court order (To go to church. Blawl.)
-Trespassing
-Public nudity (>.>)
-looking at porn under 18 (legal now, mofos!)
-pirating (arrr)
-working illegally at a job where I was extreamly underqualified and did not recieve proper training.

Meh. who gives a #### about laws anyhoo. Peace and love are my laws.

[denacioust]

Underage drinking, and all the stuff I done while underage drinking which I only know of because of what I've been told about.
Also messing with fireworks and getting chased by people as a result.

[Alphaniner]

That's like the latest story-the lady got her 'pipe' stolen so she told the police? Hilarious.

The best story is there was this guy who got his house broken into. The thief tried to steal his marijuana and other illegal drugs. So he calls up the cops and is like "This guy is stealing all my illegal stuff and other contraband!" (I don't think he actually use the word contraband)...So the cops show up and arrest 'em both.

[Mr. Anderson]

I never heard about that one, lawl.

[RocketSoldier]

-Vandalism
-Possession of illegal drugs
-Consumption of illegal drugs
-Selling of illegal drugs
-Destruction of public property
-Disturbing the peace
-Underage drinking
-Shoplifting, three times.
-Pirating Music, Programs, and other things
-Simple Assault (didn't get caught)
-Watching porn (not 18 yet)
-Sneaking into R rated movies
-Speeding
-Running a red light (it was 2 in the morning, there were no cars around)

[Meek]

I don't feel like making a list.

The last thing I did though was steal some sandals from Wal-Mart. They don't need the $8.

[denacioust]

I don't feel like making a list.

The last thing I did though was steal some sandals from Wal-Mart. They don't need the $8.


Sandals? Ooook.

['lenin,]

I do loads of little bits which aren't exactly illegal, but would still get me into trouble (heh)
Underage drinking with freinds, internet & dvd porn and *attempting* to purchase alcohol.
Its even illegal to try if youre under 18 in England.

[Squidude]

I guess I've had some isolated incidents of other things too, like writing my name in ballpoint pen on the leg of a park bench (it was a joke in context, forget it). Jaywalking is something I do all the time, but I hardly even consider that breaking the law.

For the photoshop beta, all you have to do is go to some folder and delete the application.sif file. It'll never bug you to get a legit code again.

[Meek]

Sandals? Ooook.
We were going to a water park. Those sandals got ran over by the lawn mower though.

[Alphaniner]

All you guys make me feel even more like a private-school raised in the 'burbs white boy.

Wait a sec. I am a private-school raised in the 'burbs white boy.

All good then.

[AssaultRifle]

Yes. Many here know why.

[RocStar]

Yeah, I have broken the law.

[Bob5133]

On halloween, me and my friends dressed up and went to the bar. We really just wanted to see the band play, cause we kinda know the guys. We were in their for a couple hours before we were found out and had to find somewhere else to go. I've Pretty much done all this stuff on the list. No biggy.

[Espo Mk. II]

i pee in public sinks when noone is looking.

[eatmorchikin6464]

Dude...that's odd.

[Karl]

Dude...that's hawt.
Fix'd.

[Alphaniner]

i pee in public sinks when noone is looking.

You are not suitable for society. Go pull a Robinson Crusoe.

[Espo Mk. II]

You are not suitable for society. Go pull a Robinson Crusoe.i am suitable for other things though...

[phdrummer]

i pirate everything. as im sure most of you do.

[Joest]

Shoplifting
Pirated software
Pirated music
Trespassing
Underage Drinking/Smoking
Vandalism
Theft
Loitering

There is probably more but, I don't feel like listing every illegal thing I've ever done.

[Tac_Taf04]

Shoplifting (some accidental)
Theft
Assault
Pirating Music
Pirating Software

Some others, just cant remember them all.

[cooldude94]

pirating (who doesn't though?)
trespassing
And I've broken stacks of pointless little laws no one cares about.

[Mr. Anderson]

i am suitable for other things though...
Like peeing in public sinks.
Wait...

[Danielle]

I speed on a regular basis? Nothing else really comes to mind... I used to go into vacant houses all the time with friends. I think that counts...

[game-bot]

I stole one of those candy-sticks that you dip in sugar when I was 7.

[Spectral]

Theft
Pirated Music/Software
Vandilism

... I think that's all.

Off Topic: Danielle, how do I know whether I'm in the debate club or not? I sent a request like an hour ago. :)

[Danielle]

Woo! You're in! ^.^

[Spectral]

Woohoo. Okay, thanks. :P

[Vince]

Too many damn times, I won't list them.

[Endless]

Does sodomy count and breaking the law?

[Tyson!]

I under age drink >_>

[Soon to be flash master]

I ride on thr train without a ticket occasionally.

I keep forgetting there catchy slogan;

BATBYGOBSTAPL

Buying a ticket before you get on board saves time and problems later.

[The Brown Cow]

Sure, those little things everyone seems to do these days.

Piracy, vandalism, drinking, fireworks, theft, speeding, other driving things, trespassing, and so forth. You know how it goes. -shrug-

[Mod#4]

Lol, piracy.

[a tv with legs]

haha
lets see.
pirating software.
breaking and entering my school. took some sodas and stuff.
the usual underage stooph.
uhm, i got caught shoplifting like a week and a half ago.
ive loitered. lol.
grafitti.
and i have eaten an orange in the state of california.

i shoplifted condoms. lol.
fyi.

oh yeah and went on the subway and not paid.
and also stole free subway tickets. (the elderly get free subway)
its really stupid too, they have these tickets out in a pile. waiting to be taken.

[Tyson!]

haha
lets see.
pirating software.
breaking and entering my school. took some sodas and stuff.
the usual underage stooph.
uhm, i got caught shoplifting like a week and a half ago.
ive loitered. lol.
grafitti.
and i have eaten an orange in the state of california.

i shoplifted condoms. lol.
fyi.

oh yeah and went on the subway and not paid.
and also stole free subway tickets. (the elderly get free subway)
its really stupid too, they have these tickets out in a pile. waiting to be taken.

You, my friend. Are A tool.

[Joest]

haha
lets see.
pirating software.
breaking and entering my school. took some sodas and stuff.
the usual underage stooph.
uhm, i got caught shoplifting like a week and a half ago.
ive loitered. lol.
grafitti.
and i have eaten an orange in the state of california.

i shoplifted condoms. lol.
fyi.

oh yeah and went on the subway and not paid.
and also stole free subway tickets. (the elderly get free subway)
its really stupid too, they have these tickets out in a pile. waiting to be taken.You are so bad. You should be arrested.

I mean shoplifting condoms is like, the absolute worst thing you could ever you. As well as the most mature crime ever.

[Defective]

I needed the chocolate bar! Yes I stole a chocolate bar and it tasted good. I got it from WaWa.

[The Prodigal]

My friends and I went and pissed on someone's (hated schoolmate) house.

And I jay-walk all the time: I live in a ghetto.

[Hero of Time]

Stealing thats all...

[Screech]

I mean shoplifting condoms is like, the absolute worst thing you could ever you. As well as the most mature crime ever.

Man, I mean it's not the worst thing ever (you can get them for free anyways, but it saves babies. If you need it and can't afford it or find any [while putting forth effort to find them], it's just the sexy equivalent to stealing bread for your starving family.)

MIND YOU.

I used to work in a grocery store. And whenever you went into the kids section, it was littered with boxes of empty condoms. People used to get their kicks by stealing the condoms and hiding the boxes in a place where children were looking for toys.

Thats worse than theft. Thats corruption of our youth. And that is an actual crime.

(besides, I would bet my money it wasn't people who were all out of options. I live in a town with one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in Ontario; thus to try to lower it down, condoms are easily available in all the clinics, youth shelters, drug rehab centers, and in the emergancy pregnacy clinics. Not exactly a challenge.)

[Mr. Anderson]

I needed the chocolate bar! Yes I stole a chocolate bar and it tasted good. I got it from WaWa.
Where j00 livez where theyz got WaWas?
You stole condoms? Well...

[anarchy11]

i litered. thats a $500 fine.....................lol...................... gum wrappers are expensive

[ssgtGrimreaper]

Pirating.

[Bodadem]

Pirating music.
Pirating software.
Pirating "booty".
Pirating porn (that one's like a double whammy.)
Shoplifting.
Sale of stolen goods.
Grand Theft Bicycle.
Jaywalking.
Littering.
Excessive noise.
Purchase of an illegal substance (THE MARIJUANA).
Possession of an illegal substance (THE MARIJUANA).
Use of an illegal substance (THE MARIJUANA).
Sale of an illegal substance (THE MARIJUANA) (Also a bull#### charge of "distributing" ####ing Ritalin in like grade 6 because some kid was passing it out and I got caught giving it to somebody. God.).
Underage drinking.
Speeding. (I typically drive 10-15 over. LE SHAWK.)
Porn, though I highly disagree with putting an age limit on the ability to view the most beautiful thing in the word, the nude human body. PLUS LESBIAN ORGIES ARE HOT LOLOLOL.

Uhm. There's probably more. But I'm done with you and your stupid SYSTEM.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Piracy of Porn, Software, Music, etc.
Shoplifted a peice of caramel.
Beastiality.
Statutory Rape.
There are various other charges, but I won't go through them.

[Monster Hunter King]

Piracy of Porn, Software, Music, etc.
Shoplifted a peice of caramel.
Beastiality.
Statutory Rape.
There are various other charges, but I won't go through them.
statutory GAY rape?

[Jimbimanim II]

Piracy. The main one. Games, music, a movie or two, porn, software.
Theft. Stealing signs. ^_^
Vandalism. Not much, just drawing on walls and those power box things with permanent marker.

[EDIT]
Oh yeah, and litterling.

[anarchy11]

wow. the more i read this the more i realize how bad people on here are and how its a good thing my dad doesnt stalk over what i do on the comp...........................................yay for badness

[Screech]

You idiot. Breaking the law does not make you a bad person.

I can think of a lot of horriable things people can do that are perfectly legal. A little bit of rule breaking doesn't make you a bad person, unless it harms someone else.

Tell your daddy that.

[denacioust]

Piracy of Porn, Software, Music, etc.
Shoplifted a peice of caramel.
Beastiality.
Statutory Rape.
There are various other charges, but I won't go through them.


That was just being redundant.

[Karl]

I forgot to add that I pirate on a regular basis. Not on the internet; I pirate what I can around me. I started around the start of the school year when I began taking bounties of school supplies I had forgotten. It just escalated from there.

[Un-Mediocre]

Would jaywalking count? Or stealing from my idiot brother? If that counts, then yes.

[Monster Hunter King]

Piracy(arggg)
Assault
Petty theft

[denacioust]

Would jaywalking count? Or stealing from my idiot brother? If that counts, then yes.

Jaywalking? Like carelessly crossing the road? A crime? BWAHAHA...

[Mark Aged]

My dad says if the fine is $300 for littering, what if you throw $300 on the ground? Would they take that for the fine? Or would they take as evidence, and you have to pay $300 more?

[denacioust]

You'd also be sent to the 'Money doesn't grow on trees' camp and repay your debt to society.

[Tanktunker]

Masturbating in public :(
And by "in public" I mean "while naked and in a crowded shopping mall".
So I guess it's Masturbating + indecent exposure.

[denacioust]

Masturbating in public :(
And by "in public" I mean "while naked and in a crowded shopping mall".
So I guess it's Masturbating + indecent exposure.

+masturbating with the wrong hand can get you in bother too. Damn right-handed world.
+masturbating the wrong penis >.<

[lazyguy]

Well, under EU regulations, it is illegal to criticise them. So I should probably be locked up for life.

[Justin]

Oh sure, all kinds of things.

-Piracy of anything electronically pirateable (music, movies, games, Operating Systems, porn)
-Underage Drinking
-Assorted traffic offenses
-Jay-Walking
-Public Intoxication
-Public Indecency
-Public Urination (those three kind of go together. Hurray for Grey Cup Parties!)
-Driving while impaired
-Smuggling (fireworks, alcohol, citrus fruit OMG!)
-Possession of controlled explosives
-Destruction of property (using said explosives)
-Petty Theft
-Shoplifting
-Battery
-Manufacturing of a controlled substance (methamphetamine is redicoulsly easy to make)


There are probably more. That's just all that comes to mind at the moment.

[Mr. Anderson]

Methamphetamine? Never knew it was easy to make.

[Justin]

Oh, sure. All you need is some cough medication and nail polish remover, and...

Well, suffice to say it's not that difficult.

[I.Like.Red]

Drinking underage... That's about it. I'm no Johnny Rebel! I'm a mommas boy. The type who likes desperate housewives :(

[coolguy1351]

meh, maybe once or twice. but nothing serious.