If you ruled the world what would you do?

[WhatWasIThinking?]

Personally I'd resign too much pressure.

[Anonymous]

What Peter did in Shadow Puppets.

[Endless]

abolish homework but continue the put pressure on schools to not shuffle kids through the systwem.

I also would make my self admin.

[WhatWasIThinking?]

Yeah I'd get rid of homework too if I ruled the world, it never stops and takes forever.

[Alphaniner]

Gee, let's see.

Whatever I damn well wanted, whenever I damn well wanted. 'Nuff said.

[Karl]

Hack the source code.

[Coheed]

Build a giant robot, like in Dexters Laboratory, and then take over Switzerland. Even though I'd already own it.

[Spartan 1337]

Demand bungie to make halo 3 faster.Then, let them have some of my power for makeing a great game.:D

[Area 51]

Demand bungie to make halo 3 faster.Then, let them have some of my power for makeing a great game.:DMake him go outside and breathe fresh air once in his life.

[Coheed]

Demand bungie to make halo 3 faster.Then, let them have some of my power for makeing a great game.:D

Because rushing it will only make it better, but then again, it can't be as painful as Halo 2.

[Nerevar]

Firstly, I would execute any and all emos/goths, hasten what they are only stopping themselves from doing.
Secondly, I would make any and all war against the law, and if even a teeny seed of war sprung up, it would be dealt with swiftly.
Thirdly, I would work on problems like health care, starvation, and poverty.
And finally, fourthly, make scientists research ways to make a time machine, improbable as it is, so I could go forward in time and get upcoming systems. And meet the older me.

[ssgtGrimreaper]

Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.

[˙·٠•●Motherloader●•٠·˙]

I would exterminate the human race. Letting people continue only increases the amount of suffering everywhere.

[WhatWasIThinking?]

Firstly, I would execute any and all emos/goths, hasten what they are only stopping themselves from doing.
Secondly, I would make any and all war against the law, and if even a teeny seed of war sprung up, it would be dealt with swiftly.
Thirdly, I would work on problems like health care, starvation, and poverty.
And finally, fourthly, make scientists research ways to make a time machine, improbable as it is, so I could go forward in time and get upcoming systems. And meet the older me.

if you asked me those ideas seem pretty good and creative if you ruled the world.

[Nerevar]

I'd be more of a benign ruler, not evil emperor.
I'd fix up this damned world, even if it wasn't in my lifetime.

[Coheed]

Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.

I <3 you ssgtGrimreaper.

[Nerevar]

Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.
Isn't that what the world is now?

[Syrito]

Execute that shirley-phelps-#####.

[brothad]

ummm, no try 35-45 years ago pal, and sgt, TOUCHE! (id also make all alcohol free to me)

[Spock]

Paint the White House the Color Spectrum.

[Kevim]

Point and laugh at homeless people all day.

[˙·٠•●Motherloader●•٠·˙]

You can do that anyway.

[Sub0]

I would start my own religion, and make sure that people follow the religion. The religion would be an extension of Christianity, except Jesus will not be a Jew.

I would also kill people, here is a list of the people I would kill:

-Emos
-Goths
-Any variation of the above
-People who don't follow my religion and my new laws
-Idiots, and I don't mean the 'people with low IQ idiots' I mean the idiots that block traffic by yapping on there cell phone, or the fat asses that stand in the middle of the hallway not letting anyone through.
-Stuck up spoiled brats.
-Bush and his family
-All the other presidents (except the president of Poland, he would become my vice-world leader)

I would then make Polish the language of the world, as well as English, if you don't speak it, you will be shot. Unless you learn how to speak it.

I would then live a luxurious life, getting everything I want.

[ssgtGrimreaper]

Wow, you guys are idiots.
Just because someone is an emo or a goth doesn't mean they need to die.
It's a little thing called change.
And don't insult any presidents or politicians if you don't think you could go up and do a better job then they could.

[Posh Jibbons]

Fully fund Space Exploration Programs, Homeless Shelters, Natural Conservation Efforts, and Education in general.

Then I'd build my own Dark Tower to live in.

Edit: Ooo Oo! And I'd butcher all polititions. And establish a Monarchy.

[Sub0]

Wow, you guys are idiots.
Just because someone is an emo or a goth doesn't mean they need to die.
It's a little thing called change.
And don't insult any presidents or politicians if you don't think you could go up and do a better job then they could.

I need to kill the presidents if I will have complete control of the world, duh.

All emos and goths and idiots need to die, period.

[Squidude]

I'd be a paranoid wreck, and insist that I have full bulletproofing at all times, fire some of my personal workers for no reason just to make sure they aren't plotting. People kill people in power.

Aside from that, or assuming people don't want me dead, I would create some sort of neo-communist society in which people are paid based on how much work they do, and how much their line of work benefits people. All pay will be distributed by the government, and things such as housing, education and food is above currency and always fairly regulated. Money is considered luxury currency, because all essentials are provided by me.

If my rule was unquestioned, I would have a minimalist military, but just enough to quell the ideas of radicals. If my reign was ever questioned, I would create some sort of permanent draft in which people must eventually serve in the military organization of their choice (provided there is an opening) for several years.

Police would be more than just upholders of the law, they would be the ones organizing voting on public issues, which would be fully decided by local popular vote. (Inter)National issues are also popular vote, but overseen by me. I would devote a huge amount of funding to major scientific fields of research, and offer huge luxury currency rewards for those who acheive breakthoughs. Luxury currency would remain either digital or only represented, and losing money can be fixed by voiding it. Digital, government regulated money means controlled inflation, and the whole world would be unified under a single luxury currency. Space exploration would become commercial and commonplace for vacations, trips, business, and even residential.

Let me be your unquestioned dictator, and you'd live in a strange utopia!

[Gaffe]

Sex all day.

[Kevim]

You can do that anyway.
But not with a jetpack on, DUH!

[Blixinator]

I would release biological weapons in China and the Middle East.
Then I would call for the extermination of 90% of America's
popluation.(Unintelligent people, minorities, etc.) I would then change the school system of the entire world, which I have renamed Blx-1984, so that it focuses more on the aspect of the students actually learning things pertainant to what they will persue as a career. No more education summed up in a number or a grade.

I love my world. :)

[Ed1 Teh Awsome]

I would exterminate all the rappers and ghetto people. And the white suburban kids who think their from the streets. Then I would make Washington into a detainment camp for emos. Goths would be allowed a cahnce to change, or sent to a detainment camp in Canada. White supremasits and any other radicals would be executed.Then I would call for the death of most of the human population, mainly those that are crippled or handicaped, the rest that are killed would be picked at random to ensure a healthy variation of race and ethnincity. This would be done to end overcrowding, hunger, and the sure destruction of the earth's ecosystem. After that was done, the lucky ones who stay alive will live in a utopian society. The education system will be totally redisigned, and every person will have a place in society. Medical care will be free and universal, but government welfare to the poor would stop, as now everyone is able to have a job. I would order scientist to discover cures for cancer, HIV/AIDS, and all those other mean diceases, then I would focus on the aspect of space travel, and order scineteist to find out how we could terraform other planets. Form an interplanetary empire.

[Coheed]

But you exterminating rappers and ghetto people isn't considered being a radical?

[Mega Man Maniac]

Whatever I please. I am the ruler of the world and all humanity. Are YOU going to stop me???

[Karl]

I think I would focus mostly on Education. The root of all war is ignorance. Destroy ignorance, and you destroy war.

[Posh Jibbons]

I think I would focus mostly on Education. The root of all war is ignorance. Destroy ignorance, and you destroy war.

What about greed?

[Karl]

What about greed?
One problem at a time. Although, I think smarter people might have less chance of going to war even with greed.

[Mr. Anderson]

Make stricter laws, end all war, kill all major terrorists and criminals, then control TV, sports, and the likes. Then, build a castle here in Somers Point, New Jersey over New York Avenue school and the library because neither is being used, then live there, doing whatever I want and having servants update everythign with my consent.

[denacioust]

I would alter the laws of physics so that they only applied when YOU wanted them to...

[M4l3x]

Buy a Ferrari

[denacioust]

Eat a sandwich

[RedDemonFox]

this should be in SL..

[e p]

I'd select who gets to live or die.

[Red Flame 918]

I would take Bill Gates' money, :D muhahahaha!

[Lifeless]

I would kill the guy who puts the stickers on the fruits.
Seriously, I would kill the Yankees.
Maybe kill some of the people who I don't like. Or hack accounts on this forum for the guys who I can't find but still don't like.
Also, tell the whole world that violence is wrong while doing so.

[The Pro]

Do what the Germans did in WWI; Prepare the army for a world-wide invasion. So the whole world was now the US. Release weapons of mass destruction on Africa, oh, and kill all the dogs in the world!

[Lifeless]

No dog killing!
That means my avvy will get me killed!

[Alice Cooper]

Well, I'm gonna have to go with the purging the world of the unworthy thing first. Here's who gonna go out...

- Emos, not the ones who jjust dress emo, I'm talking about the hardcore "my lfe is a black abyss, I'm so apathetic, my life sux." those kind. Lighten up! A key element to my utopian society is happy, giddyness all around! The way I'll dispose of them is to dig a giant hole in the ground.... In the middle of Saskatchewan, and then throw them in there. I guess their life really is a black abyss...

- Cyberers, if they are willing to reform to normal people, who can get real dates, I'll spare them, and give them personal lessons on how to treat a lady. All the others will be forced to have sex with a computer hardrive until they bleed to death, or they die from sexual exhaustion.

- ####roaches, man, they are going down, like so fast. I'm going to convert everyone in the country pf Wales to professional ####roach hunters. They will be extinct before you know it!

- Smelly Children, you know what I'm talkin' about. every walk into a grade 3 classroom? Yeah. Any kid who smells ungodly, and cannot be cured, willbe put out of there misery, by chucking them into a combination mushroom farm, meat packng plant, and sulfur mine until they die from suffocation.

- Any person that Discriminates against any other type of person (Is that what irony is?), Dudes, listen up. I can't handle any more prejudice in my life. It's getting to be rediculous. At my school the other day, some Native kid was getting physically beaten up by a bunch of punks. Every person sentanced to this crime will be raped by a 7 foot tall Multi-racial bisexual Hermaphrodite until they chose to commt suicide.

Anyway, I'll probably find more people to kill later.

The next order of buisness would be to set up a base of operations. The only logical thing to do would be to bulldoze the city of Winnipeg, construct an artificial mountain on top of the rubble, and build my multi-billion dollar fortress on top of it.

I would turn each province of Canada into a personal state for every person who I hold respect to in my life...

British Colombia - Alice Cooper
Alberta - Tom Hanks
Saskatchewan - Marc Roberge
Manitoba - Me
Ontario - Larry David
Quebec - The dead body of Pierre Elliot Trudeau
New Brunswick - Stephen King
Nova Scotia - Sean Connery
Newfoundland - Three Inches of Blood
Pnce Edward Island - Sir Mix Alot
Yukon - Kyle Gass
North West Territories - Forenzio...
Nunavut - Jack Black

I guess I would dedicate the rest of my rule to rockin' out, partyin' on and kicking back.

[Kevim]

I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars and make sweet love to you.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

First, I would scream and run around in circles. Then, I would burn a few national monuments in Washington DC, build the Central Government Office there. I want a Government Office in every city that has over 1M people. Oh, and instead of watercoolers filled with water, fill it up with coffee. Efficiency is good.

Taxes would be 10% for lower class people, 15% for mid-class people, and 30% for upper class people.

The Government must know all. If you have done nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide. Sure, the police force barging into your house, using your computer to check for pirated junk may be a violation of privacy, but as I have stated before, you won't get in trouble if you haven't done wrong. Mostly everyone will get used to it.

Ban summer vacation. It slows educational progress. I don't want a bunch of idiots in my, er, our world.

Military=Police Force. Yay. It's pretty easy to break up a riot with a tank.

People who have been unemployed for six months will be forced to work in a Government Factory, making surveillance cameras, or whatever it is we make out here.

Any rebels or rebel organization will be thrown in jail. I will read any books attacking the Government, label it as propaganda, and take a 95% cut of the profits.

Massive amounts of support will be given to research. I want to find another habitable planet. If it's too far away, redirect the factory workers to terraform the planet. They can share oxygen tanks. Once it's habitable, shift as many citizens as possible, and turn Earth into an industrial planet. Don't worry, the Government Building will be moved, too.

People with some sort of untreatable disease may live, but may not reproduce. If for some reason, it can potentially spread, they must be isolated. Euthanasia is always available.

There is nothing wrong with giving people TV sets for free. Free media is fine, as long as it doesn't offend anybody, or attack the Government in any way. The Government is free to spread propaganda as the please. No cartoons. Those things aren't good for you.

Business owners may pay below the minimum wage if they feel like an employee is slacking or is not motivated. Ah, capitalism.

We will draft as many people as we need. They may choose what military organization as they please, so that they will have some motivation. They will be paid a fair wage, adjusted by their squadron leader. People who enlist will be paid a higher wage, but still adjusted.

Question the Government; expect negative results.
Government, it is true that you actually kidnap people to work in the factories and mines?
Never! (Aside: He knows too much. Get him into Factory 2053.)

Should a civil war break out, launch a nuke. Or two. Or more. I think explosions are pretty. Terraform another planet.

The Government will avoid getting in the way of large corporations. We will, however, step in if capitalism gets out of hand.

I want cameras on every street corner, coffee shop, alleyway, and house.

Free speech tends to offend people. "Free speech" is limited to non-offensive things.

[Posh Jibbons]

First, I would scream and run around in circles. Then, I would burn a few national monuments in Washington DC, build the Central Government Office there. I want a Government Office in every city that has over 1M people. Oh, and instead of watercoolers filled with water, fill it up with coffee. Efficiency is good.

Taxes would be 10% for lower class people, 15% for mid-class people, and 30% for upper class people.

The Government must know all. If you have done nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide. Sure, the police force barging into your house, using your computer to check for pirated junk may be a violation of privacy, but as I have stated before, you won't get in trouble if you haven't done wrong. Mostly everyone will get used to it.

Ban summer vacation. It slows educational progress. I don't want a bunch of idiots in my, er, our world.

Military=Police Force. Yay. It's pretty easy to break up a riot with a tank.

People who have been unemployed for six months will be forced to work in a Government Factory, making surveillance cameras, or whatever it is we make out here.

Any rebels or rebel organization will be thrown in jail. I will read any books attacking the Government, label it as propaganda, and take a 95% cut of the profits.

Massive amounts of support will be given to research. I want to find another habitable planet. If it's too far away, redirect the factory workers to terraform the planet. They can share oxygen tanks. Once it's habitable, shift as many citizens as possible, and turn Earth into an industrial planet. Don't worry, the Government Building will be moved, too.

People with some sort of untreatable disease may live, but may not reproduce. If for some reason, it can potentially spread, they must be isolated. Euthanasia is always available.

There is nothing wrong with giving people TV sets for free. Free media is fine, as long as it doesn't offend anybody, or attack the Government in any way. The Government is free to spread propaganda as the please. No cartoons. Those things aren't good for you.

Business owners may pay below the minimum wage if they feel like an employee is slacking or is not motivated. Ah, capitalism.

We will draft as many people as we need. They may choose what military organization as they please, so that they will have some motivation. They will be paid a fair wage, adjusted by their squadron leader. People who enlist will be paid a higher wage, but still adjusted.

Question the Government; expect negative results.
Government, it is true that you actually kidnap people to work in the factories and mines?
Never! (Aside: He knows too much. Get him into Factory 2053.)

Should a civil war break out, launch a nuke. Or two. Or more. I think explosions are pretty. Terraform another planet.

The Government will avoid getting in the way of large corporations. We will, however, step in if capitalism gets out of hand.

I want cameras on every street corner, coffee shop, alleyway, and house.

Free speech tends to offend people. "Free speech" is limited to non-offensive things.

Sieg Heil, Mein Fuhrer. Crazy ####er.

[Soon to be flash master]

Change EVERYONES names to Kaiser Wilhelm II, then make everyone do history at schools.

[Alice Cooper]

I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars and make sweet love to you.

Wow, that sounds like a pretty joyous world you got there Jeremiah.

[Lifeless]

I'd order the end of fast food, and make the Wood 'n' Tap a worldwide restaurant, without sacrificing the nice service or the great food.

[math92]

I'd make everyone learn math!

[Lifeless]

Done.

[Arca]

Muhahahaha! Oh man! I'd be sooooo Evil. I'd kill most of you out of spite. But I'd be the most evil dictator ever! Bow Down!

[Generic]

Liek I wuld totaly bring bak Xcash. its teh best!!!!1!!one!!!


I would gather up all technology and destroy it. Literally all technology. I am a big fan of natural selection, which humans have found ways of getting around with our medicines and glasses and the like. Then I would watch all of the idiots who have been screwing up the human race die off. They'd probably kill me, so I would die A)Laughing and B) Knowing I did us all a favor.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

Sieg Heil, Mein Fuhrer. Crazy ####er.

It's not exactly tyranny. Plus, you don't see me killing people for no reason.

[XGEN-CRaZeD]

First, I would scream and run around in circles. Then, I would burn a few national monuments in Washington DC, build the Central Government Office there. I want a Government Office in every city that has over 1M people. Oh, and instead of watercoolers filled with water, fill it up with coffee. Efficiency is good.

Blah blah blah poop.


I literally pissed my pants reading that.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

I literally pissed my pants reading that.

What? You hate coffee?

[Posh Jibbons]

It's not exactly tyranny. Plus, you don't see me killing people for no reason.

There's like... absolutely no freedom, though.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

There's like... absolutely no freedom, though.

It's more of a lack of privacy and free speech. Crime will be a thing of the past!

[What do you want from me?]

I'd kill the humans and terraform the Earth into forest. *Smiles* What?
(And yes, this IS what I'd do.)

[minger]

I'd be more of a benign ruler, not evil emperor.
I'd fix up this damned world, even if it wasn't in my lifetime.

Why? I'd cut taxes. Then rob everyone. It's the same, really, just more interesting.
Then change everyones name to Monkey, and my friends names to Crypto or Pox, then change my name to Arkvoodle, invent Zap-o-matics, Disintegrators etc. the Destroy All Humans!
Then go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGASP...

[Chimpy]

I'd slap inheritance tax at 100% so everyone has to actually work for their money.

Then I'd just continue rising taxes to improve education and health.

Rich : 70% tax
Middle : 40% tax
Lower : 10% tax

And I'd stop spying on everyone.

[Jimbimanim II]

It depends what I felt like doing at that particular moment.

First I think I would end ALL BUT ONE religion, and execute anyone that doesn't worship that religion... or something.. Different religions = war.
Next, I think I would... KILL ALL CHAVS.
...And, ummm, eat some chips
Then have some salt 'n' vinegar flavour crisps
After the snack I would have a bath and go to bed
Wake up
<insert other cool stuff that I would choose to do here>

[Ice Punk]

I would;
a) split the wealth of all the countries over the entire world, so that each country would get in ratio to what they would need to develop themselves and extra to build themselves up.
b) If there were disagreements between countries they would be solved with the least amount of violence possible. both countries would go to a court presiding and compromise on their disagreements. if one leader was to stubborn to budge from what he wants then he would be removed from office and an election would be cast to take his place while a representative from my cabinet would take over till the new leader is chosen.
c)I would act more like a mother then a leader. each country could go it's own ways and grow up as it wants, but i would still be looking over it's shoulder and making sure it has a chance at being a big healthy country.

[Joest]

I would...


Make the world a Utopia
Kill all who I hate
Kill all who oppose me
Give the state of Montana to my sister
Make everything Communism
Camera's everywhere. Think of 1984.
Make a giant, mobile home for my friends and family, like the Mobile Opression Palace from Futurama
Taxes: Lower class: 5% Middle: 15% Upper: 40%
All Corporations must be surveillanced 24/7/365

[Lifeless]

I'd eliminate currency, and resort to worldwide communism.
It's not a bad government, it just needs a couple of tweaks.
So maybe I'd make my own version of government that is like communism, just slightly different.
I'd call it, "Worldsucksgetusedtoit."

[Chimpy]

If one country wanted to go to war with another, I'd make their leaders have a fight to the death with sledge hammers.

Problem solved.

[Mareus]

Fully fund Space Exploration Programs, Homeless Shelters, Natural Conservation Efforts, and Education in general.

Then I'd build my own Dark Tower to live in.

Edit: Ooo Oo! And I'd butcher all polititions. And establish a Monarchy.

Space exploration = a waste of money


There's other planets. There's a sun. We have a crap ozone layer. The end.

[Defective]

I would first:Bring world peace
2: stop world hunger
3: lower the unemployed percentage
4: give money to the poor
5: of course make me ruler forever.

[denacioust]

I would first:Bring world peace
2: stop world hunger
3: lower the unemployed percentage
4: give money to the poor
5: of course make me ruler forever.


In an ideal world,yes...however when those problems are solved they will create a new one

[Chimpy]

I would start my own religion, and make sure that people follow the religion. The religion would be an extension of Christianity, except Jesus will not be a Jew.

Would that be closely followed by the extermination of all jews? I've read several anti-semitist things you've said, and think this'd be a good guess:

You want to be like Hitler.

[Defective]

In an ideal world,yes...however when those problems are solved they will create a new one

what new peoblem? not enough ipods?? I mean how could my ideas end in a problem.

[denacioust]

what new peoblem? not enough ipods?? I mean how could my ideas end in a problem.


I would first:Bring world peace
2: stop world hunger
3: lower the unemployed percentage
4: give money to the poor
5: of course make me ruler forever.

Okay, lets go through this then.
World Peace = No Wars, therefore no deaths as a result of wars.
No World Hunger = No deaths due to world hunger.
No Unemployment = No people dying from insanitary conditions or food deprivation
Give money to the poor = Where does this money come from? If you take from the rich and give to the poor, you only serve to make the rich less rich, and if you make more money, then money loses its value.
Make you ruler forever = People unhappy, what happens when you die?


Ok, so lets look at the overall picture. No deaths except natural deaths and accidents. As a result the worlds population grows hugely. Since people are all employed they won't be satisfied with just whatever food will get keep them alive, they'll want food from different parts of the world, and they'll want more of it. Transporting this food will cause huge pollution, and as I'm sure you can guess there just isn't enough food to feed everyone the way Americans eat. And if you're ruler forever then once you die we'll be left leaderless, that is if we haven't revolted before then.

[Defective]

what about murders. The whole bring world peace thing was for the wars. Murder and gangs and robberys and stuff still kills people also. The extra money for the poor comes from the money we dont spend on war. Plus this is only fantasy I will never want to be leader but to post it was fun.

[WhatWasIThinking?]

But there aren't that many murders so the population would keep growing dispite people being killed by murderers unless terrorists bomb buildings or there is another 9/11.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

But there aren't that many murders so the population would keep growing dispite people being killed by murderers unless terrorists bomb buildings or there is another 9/11.

Well, if you're saying overpopulation is going to be a problem, then I have a strange article here that says you're going to be wrong if you think overpopulation will be a problem about 150 years from now, if we live that long. It says the population will start to decline from 9-10B in 2050, to 7B by 2100. And continue to decline faster and faster. What was Scientific American thinking? If it were true, why?

[Posh Jibbons]

Space exploration = a waste of money


There's other planets. There's a sun. We have a crap ozone layer. The end.

At least it wont be the end of me and my harem of gorgeous, fertile, teenage women.