embarresing things that you do that are childish [Archive]

WaterZoma

10-26-2006, 07:43 PM

My school is full of insanity. Just about anything done here is considered childish. We have a hell of time though.

Espo Mk. II

10-26-2006, 07:45 PM

im scared the toilet paper might break in my hand and i get a hand filled with pooo.

RocketSoldier

10-26-2006, 07:47 PM

im scared the toilet paper might break in my hand and i get a hand filled with pooo.

...deal with it.

REAL men aren't scared of their own feces.

Vagrant

10-26-2006, 07:54 PM

...deal with it.

REAL men aren't scared of their own feces.

Hell, real men used to use their piss to brush their teeth.

Espo Mk. II

10-26-2006, 07:55 PM

i dont want to deal with it.

Blaze Zero-Three

10-26-2006, 08:24 PM

i dont want to deal with it.

You'll have to deal with it sometime. Baby wipes are more expensive than toilet paper. Also, I don't think baby wipes are desigened for that purpose.

Squidude

10-26-2006, 08:48 PM

They are meant for that, but I think that that has deviated from the intent of the thread.

Snarr

10-26-2006, 08:49 PM

...I broke the dam.

No, I broke the dam.

game-bot

10-26-2006, 08:56 PM

I broke the dam!

Honeycomb

10-26-2006, 08:58 PM

Ran around the neighbourhood naked and kissed my friend (Not a girl)

Snarr

10-26-2006, 09:00 PM

I broke the dam!

I... Broke the dam

McFresh

10-27-2006, 10:02 AM

I let one rip in a public place during a moments silence. Then I burst out in laughter, tripped over my lace and hit my head against the ground = 3 stitches in my head!

Woolfenstien

10-27-2006, 10:47 AM

i dont use toilet paper, i use baby wipes.So do I.

Except I use baby wipes last, after loo roll.

Nothing worse than a crusty anus during puberty.

Except maybe a crusty penis.

The Prodigal

10-27-2006, 04:02 PM

im scared the toilet paper might break in my hand and i get a hand filled with pooo.

Fool!
That's what the rug is for!!!

coolguy1351

10-27-2006, 04:05 PM

i juggle my poo, you wimps!

Espo Mk. II

10-27-2006, 04:12 PM

i broke the dam!

and, uhhh, new ideas pleas.

Roadkill

10-27-2006, 04:59 PM

I uhhh sleep with a light on.

Karl

10-27-2006, 06:36 PM

I the crack the joints in my neck.

And find it awesome that I can crack my neck over ten times.

And feel the need to show my friends my amazing ability.

october

10-27-2006, 06:41 PM

So do I.

Except I use baby wipes last, after loo roll.

Nothing worse than a crusty anus during puberty.

Except maybe a crusty penis.

Wow.

Roadkill

10-27-2006, 10:07 PM

funny stuff anyways I remember...I have nothing to think of...wait! I know I still have abaseball bat next to my bed.

Alice Cooper

10-27-2006, 11:08 PM

I'm thinkin it was a mistake to come here.

Coheed

10-27-2006, 11:10 PM

So do I.

Except I use baby wipes last, after loo roll.

Nothing worse than a crusty anus during puberty.

Except maybe a crusty penis.

What the #### is your problem?

Roadkill

10-28-2006, 04:14 PM

yea thats kinda nasty. another on is that I have no life. and i still where dirty pants and stuff sometimes.

mattz1010

10-28-2006, 04:38 PM

I the crack the joints in my neck.

And find it awesome that I can crack my neck over ten times.

And feel the need to show my friends my amazing ability.

That's always fun to do.

Record?

Except maybe a crusty penis
Those can be quite a #####.

Roadkill

10-28-2006, 07:25 PM

I also forget to take showers alot.

Karl

10-29-2006, 09:19 AM

That's always fun to do.

Record?
Hmm, I not sure, but I think I cracked both sides for a total of 15.

On average I can get about 9 or 10.

JoeyG

10-29-2006, 10:37 AM

I'll frequently inject profanities into classroom discussion and anything I hand in. I'm not sure if "childish" is the right word for that.

"So, the virus comes in and rips a hole in the cell membrane and ####s it, ejaculating a strain of nucleic acid that ####s up the cell's DNA. And the cell's too ####ing stupid to figure it out, so it just keeps on making new viruses until it's so full it ####s itself. That's called the lytic cycle."

It's funny when people are trying to copy my notes. When they finally figure out that if they hold it to a light they can read my backwards writing, they always ask me questions like "Is that word `dick'?"

Espo Mk. II

10-29-2006, 12:03 PM

15, thats a lot.

Kevim

10-29-2006, 12:53 PM

During pep rallys I normally act like a complete idiot. I really can't help myself. Dancing, yelling, singing, and just acting overly obnoxious. I geuss I just get amped up with all the noise.

Roadkill

10-29-2006, 01:38 PM

I do that too except my "prep rallys" are just the teachers saying "to good on the dstp!!!" dstp means Delaware State Testing program

denacioust

10-29-2006, 01:51 PM

Those can be quite a #####.

I'm a little worried you know about those...

Popolop

10-29-2006, 02:10 PM

No really, I broke the dam.

I make really odd noises in my house. My mom just looks at me like "What the hell..."

Roadkill

10-29-2006, 02:11 PM

I drum on the table alot and everyone in the house has to say "cut that out!" its funny really.

zakob

10-30-2006, 05:21 PM

I do that in class all the time. And never stop. Plus I make music with pens, penicls rulers and elastics. It's really funny how I make instruments out of school supplies. I'm thinking of recording a cd...

Joest

10-30-2006, 05:30 PM

I sleep with the light on and I... broke the damn.

mattz1010

10-30-2006, 05:33 PM

Hmm, I not sure, but I think I cracked both sides for a total of 15.

On average I can get about 9 or 10.

Damn, my average is much lower than yours,I usually get between 5 and 8.

But, I did have this incredibly insane one. It sounded like I was killing someone. There, were, like, 30. or something. It was incredible.

Joest

10-30-2006, 05:35 PM

The most I got was like 7, it was in my math class and it was so load my teacher actually jumped out of her seat.

Roadkill

10-30-2006, 06:06 PM

The only time I got my teacher to jump out of her seat was saying "Theres a spider over your head." there wasnt though.

M4l3x

10-30-2006, 06:16 PM

I uhh once mooned a cop car on easter.

his car looked so cool, I was jeolus of his flashy lights.

donthaveaname

10-30-2006, 06:54 PM

one time i laid in the road and a old grandma said to me are you stupid or are you trying to act stupid! i yelled trying to act stupid then she called the cops on me then my friends and I started to run like hell then the police officer pulled me over he said where do you live and i said the Bronx. he said where do you live in your town and i said my street and then i said we cool? He then said yep so i gave him a high five. Pretty stupid to lie in the road isn't it

redwater40

10-30-2006, 08:39 PM

Ran around the neighbourhood naked and kissed my friend (Not a girl) my god. *vomits*

Im generally childish, attitude, make random sounds sneak up on people and scare them. immature. childish. the way i like it.

Espo Mk. II

10-30-2006, 08:40 PM

oh yea, when my mom is leaving a room, and i can,i scare the crap out of her.

Spartan 1337

10-31-2006, 06:16 PM

Everything i do.(im 11 woot)

Roadkill

10-31-2006, 06:46 PM

well at 11-12 you should start maturing into most of the time everthing is boring age. But anyways hothot i do that to and it really is cool how many thing are musical.

Kouen

11-05-2006, 03:05 PM

Masturbating is a childish thing for any one do, thats while all you kids delete all your porn, burn your mags, get off the computer and quit touching yourself while nobody is home. Freaks...

Logic

11-05-2006, 03:11 PM

Masturbating is a childish thing for any one to do

Embarassing things that you do that are childish

I don't know if you meant to make an insult, but it seems to me that you wank all day according to your post.

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 03:22 PM

Kouen

11-05-2006, 03:32 PM

I don't know if you meant to make an insult, but it seems to me that you wank all day according to your post.

I just had to laugh at the the thing as a whole. Sorry.

But seriously something childish I do? I sit at my computer all day listening to Doom/Sonic/Megman music while playing www.kingdomofloathing.com and creating Doom WADs. A tad bit childish indeed.

Nerevar

11-05-2006, 03:34 PM

I just had to laugh at the the thing as a whole. Sorry.

But seriously something childish I do? I sit at my computer all day listening to Doom/Sonic/Megman music while playing www.kingdomofloathing.com (http://www.kingdomofloathing.com) and creating Doom WADs. A tad bit childish indeed.
That's no childish, that's like...freakish.
When I'm frustrated, I bang my head against a wall.

denacioust

11-05-2006, 03:38 PM

Masturbating is a childish thing for any one do, thats while all you kids delete all your porn, burn your mags, get off the computer and quit touching yourself while nobody is home. Freaks...

Are you a guy? What age are you? Seriously unless you have no arms you masturbate...

EDIT: I just read another post of yours...you're 15 I think...seriously...how are you typing without hands?

Karl

11-05-2006, 03:40 PM

Are you a guy? What age are you? Seriously unless you have no arms you masturbate...
He's 15, and apparently thinks we're all "kids" around here.

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 03:41 PM

He's 15, and apparently thinks we're all "kids" around here.

He's a kid at age 15...probably too young to learn how to masturbate.
Some people are late growers.

Karl

11-05-2006, 03:43 PM

He's a kid at age 15...probably too young to learn how to masturbate.
Some people are late growers.
That's my point. It's ironic that he thinks we're all childish, when in truth, that idea is childish.

mets6891

11-05-2006, 03:43 PM

Learn...to...masturbate?

I don't think you need to learn if it's effective...

>_>
<_<

Nerevar

11-05-2006, 03:46 PM

Learn...to...masturbate?

I don't think you need to learn if it's effective...

>_>
<_<
I think he means you need to find your own technique.

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 03:48 PM

I think he means you need to find your own technique.

Yeah.
One day your hand just travels down into your pants... you get an erection and then you masturbate until an orgasm.

Kouen

11-05-2006, 03:50 PM

Are you a guy? What age are you? Seriously unless you have no arms you masturbate...

EDIT: I just read another post of yours...you're 15 I think...seriously...how are you typing without hands?

Hey, don't question the ability of stubs. They will kick you in the eye really hard, then you will be like "ow... I just got kicked by the stub of someones missing arm, which makes no sense, because you can only kick with your leg/foot"

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 03:51 PM

Hey, don't question the ability of stubs. They will kick you in the eye really hard, then you will be like "ow... I just got kicked by the stub of someones missing arm, which makes no sense, because you can only kick with your leg/foot"

Sounds like you are one.

Kouen

11-05-2006, 03:52 PM

He's 15, and apparently thinks we're all "kids" around here.

Don't we all just hate it when everyone looks down upon you? I don't, because then I just laugh because they might not be able to touch their toes. Loser.

Kouen

11-05-2006, 03:53 PM

He's a kid at age 15...probably too young to learn how to masturbate.
Some people are late growers.

You are never too young to learn how to masturbate.

You can just be too young to get anywhere by doing it. You are just wasting your time.

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 03:53 PM

Don't we all just hate it when everyone looks down upon you? I don't, because then I just laugh because they might not be able to touch their toes. Loser.

Loser?
It doesn't matter if you can or not.

Nerevar

11-05-2006, 03:53 PM

You can kick with an arm?

Odd.
Things that make absolutely no sense FTW.
Also, when I'm frustrated, I throw whatever's near me at the wall. Yeah, I'm a freak.

Kouen

11-05-2006, 03:53 PM

That's my point. It's ironic that he thinks we're all childish, when in truth, that idea is childish.

It's very childish indeed, isn't it? If it takes that long, you might want to get tested, you may have some kind of a disease.

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 03:54 PM

You are never too young to learn how to masturbate.

You can just be too young to get anywhere by doing it. You are just wasting your time.

You can get an orgasm without ejaculating.
So you are getting somewhere.

Kouen

11-05-2006, 03:55 PM

Sounds like you are one.

No, I just know someone who is. My eye still hurts from that fateful night x.x

Kouen

11-05-2006, 03:56 PM

Loser?
It doesn't matter if you can or not.

If you can't touch your toes, it may mean you are suffering from obesity. See you doctor today.

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 03:57 PM

If you can't touch your toes, it may mean you are suffering from obesity. See you doctor today.

Or you just aren't flexible enough.

denacioust

11-05-2006, 03:57 PM

He's 15, and apparently thinks we're all "kids" around here.

*farts*

wAT A NUb

Kouen

11-05-2006, 03:57 PM

You can get an orgasm without ejaculating.
So you are getting somewhere.

Yeah, its magic. I am the the new Chris Angel.. But you can call me Rigamortis Angel.

Kouen

11-05-2006, 03:59 PM

Or you just aren't flexible enough.

Good. Nobody wants to see a repeat of that one cover for the Trapt album with the guy giving his own self..... nevermind...

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 04:00 PM

Good. Nobody wants to see a repeat of that one cover for the Trapt album with the guy giving his own self..... nevermind...

Just say it!

-_-

And masturbating is not magic.

Karl

11-05-2006, 04:12 PM

Don't we all just hate it when everyone looks down upon you? I don't, because then I just laugh because they might not be able to touch their toes. Loser.
It's very childish indeed, isn't it? If it takes that long, you might want to get tested, you may have some kind of a disease.
I, seriously, have no idea what you're trying to get at with these posts.'

But for some reason I have the insatiable urge to projectile vomit on you and your family.

XGEN-CRaZeD

11-05-2006, 04:19 PM

How can you orgasm without masturbation?! Oh yeah, try touching your toes, then try putting your palms on the ground.

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 04:21 PM

How can you orgasm without masturbation?! Oh yeah, try touching your toes, then try putting your palms on the ground.

I said you can orgasm without ejaculating...
Unless you were referring to something else.

Kouen

11-05-2006, 04:30 PM

Just say it!

-_-

And masturbating is not magic.

Blow job... There, I said it :D

No, but having an orgasm without ejaculating is.

Kouen

11-05-2006, 04:31 PM

I, seriously, have no idea what you're trying to get at with these posts.'

But for some reason I have the insatiable urge to projectile vomit on you and your family.

Thanks. Hearing you say that means alot to me and my family.

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 04:32 PM

Blow job... There, I said it :D

No, but having an orgasm without ejaculating is.

No. You can have an orgasm without ejaculating. It's not magic.

Nerevar

11-05-2006, 04:33 PM

Just looking at some things gives people orgasms.
Happens to a lot of people, including me. >_>

Kouen

11-05-2006, 04:33 PM

No. You can have an orgasm without ejaculating. It's not magic.

Well yeah, I guess you can. If for some reason you don't produce anything.

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 04:34 PM

Well yeah, I guess you can. If for some reason you don't produce anything.

That's what happens when you are younger.

XGEN-CRaZeD

11-05-2006, 04:35 PM

Just looking at some things gives people orgasms.
Happens to a lot of people, including me. >_>

Nah, I only pee my pants, but the pee is white. xD Not really. It is simple to orgasm without ejaculating.

Kouen

11-05-2006, 04:35 PM

That's what happens when you are younger.

Thats a very good point. Thus, the case was solved. I can't have an orgasm without ejaculating at this stage in life. Good job detective. v.v

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 04:37 PM

Thats a very good point. Thus, the case was solved. I can't have an orgasm without ejaculating at this stage in life. Good job detective. v.v

We weren't talking about your ejaculating and orgasm relation.

Logic

11-05-2006, 05:01 PM

Embarassing things you do that are childish

I can't have an orgasm without ejaculating at this stage in life

You know, I think this got kind of off-topic. I guess I can say that I crack my knuckles, wrists, back, neck, and toes a lot, sometimes just to piss people off. Then they get angry and go "Do you mind!?!" or "Don't you know that's bad for you?". I respond to the first one by saying, "Do you want me to get arthritis?" and the second one by saying "You do realize you are totally wrong by saying that?" and then explain how cracking my joints is good.

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 05:03 PM

Explain how it is good for you.

Kouen

11-05-2006, 05:05 PM

You know, I think this got kind of off-topic. I guess I can say that I crack my knuckles, wrists, back, neck, and toes a lot, sometimes just to piss people off. Then they get angry and go "Do you mind!?!" or "Don't you know that's bad for you?". I respond to the first one by saying, "Do you want me to get arthritis?" and the second one by saying "You do realize you are totally wrong by saying that?" and then explain how cracking my joints is good.

Yes, topics seem to change wherever I go. What is the meaning of life? Became a talk about sex and atheism. v.v and this became a talk on masturbation. Chii said Hideki is a pervert. Than Chii called me a Hideki. Wants that tell you? :P

Logic

11-05-2006, 07:22 PM

Explain how it is good for you.
http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/bio99/bio99443.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracking_joints

Also, why do you think a chiropractor cracks people's backs? For fun? Probably, but there's some science behind it too :)

Gaffe

11-05-2006, 07:29 PM

http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/bio99/bio99443.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracking_joints

Also, why do you think a chiropractor cracks people's backs? For fun? Probably, but there's some science behind it too :)

Wikipedia's stand seems to be that there isn't enough evidence that "cracking joints" are safe or harmful.

Logic

11-05-2006, 07:32 PM

Wikipedia's stand seems to be that there isn't enough evidence that "cracking joints" are safe or harmful.

Most people aren't for it or against it, so I'm taking the stance that it's beneficial. Notice I originally said people say it's bad for you. Wrong! There's no proof it's bad or good, so they can suck it. [/generation X style]

Either way, it's something I like doing and it sounds like chaingun fire after I do it enough :)

minger

11-06-2006, 11:44 AM

I just had to laugh at the the thing as a whole. Sorry.

But seriously something childish I do? I sit at my computer all day listening to Doom/Sonic/Megman music while playing www.kingdomofloathing.com (http://www.kingdomofloathing.com) and creating Doom WADs. A tad bit childish indeed.

What's wrong with KoL? It makes WoW look like a sack of Edit: bricks
I type swears into translators so I can use profanity in foreign languages

DEATH^METAL

11-06-2006, 11:51 AM

Opened a cola in the middle of funerule. It was funnie because the guy was giving a speech and then CRACK.

Diablo

11-07-2006, 12:17 PM

I farted during the moment of silence assembly at school on Remembrance Day. I got detention.....

DEATH^METAL

11-07-2006, 07:17 PM

I farted during the moment of silence assembly at school on Remembrance Day. I got detention.....

HAH lol

I Faw Down

11-07-2006, 07:27 PM

I have a beater truck instead of a stress relief ball...

Kouen

11-07-2006, 08:18 PM

What's wrong with KoL? It makes WoW look like a sack of Edit: bricks
I type swears into translators so I can use profanity in foreign languages

Nothing is wrong with KoL! An adventurer is you! I guess the main point in what I said earlier is that sitting on your pc fo 4 hours straight is kinda childish... what the hell am I saying! If thats childish! There are not too very many adults in this world! Heh heh!

So I guess you are an adventurer eh? Awesome, how long have you been an adventurer?

c00lryguy

11-07-2006, 09:29 PM

Sersly, masturbating + KoL = demi-gawd belif me.

Kouen

11-11-2006, 11:54 AM

Sersly, masturbating + KoL = demi-gawd belif me.

You have an very odd way of... typing.. anyway, are you trying to say masturbating to KoL makes you a demi-god? First off, the only thing in KoL that is marginally masturbateable is the Girls of Loathing.. Which is not anything useful. I find it very hard to find stick figures sexually arousing, I don't know about you or anyone else, I mean, you do have those odd hentai/yaoi girls all over the world x.x