I am going insane!

[John Brooks]

Hi, I feel all weird, like my life isn't good! Ever since school started back up, everything has ben going crazy! A cap blows up in my face, my brother crashes the car, my printer pushes itself into the laundry bin and the ink goes everywhere!

PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eyebrow]

How are we supposed to help you? What are we supposed to say?

Oh, I know. Don't have bad luck, and don't let your brother do stupid things by accident. Hey, why don't we just change history and make it so that that stuff didn't happen to you? Because you know that we aren't real people. We're actually magical fairies that can alter fate and luck.

>.>

[snoman99991]

That's just the feeling of wierdness (aka insanity) that comes from being on this forum.

The resista.......feeling will go away in a while.

[eyebrow]

Naw... He hasn't been here long enough to experience the full effect of Xgen's craziness.

[Meek]

A cap blows up in my face
Huh?

We can't help you if you don't tell us your problem.

[SalsatheGeek]

Huh?

We can't help you if you don't tell us your problem.

Agreed.......

[Screech]

my printer pushes itself

Suicidal printer? It could be worse. It could of swallowed pills. And try telling a printer they can't drink water with their pills...

[DarkReality]

I'm a bit more worried about the cap blowing up in his face. A baseball cap? That blew up? Some other cap? Someone shot you and the bullet spontaneously 'sploded before it hit you? Or did you mean a cat?

Which would be just plain gross.

[XGEN-CRaZeD]

Naw... He hasn't been here long enough to experience the full effect of Xgen's craziness.

I am pretty crazy... xD Seriously, what's the point of telling online and highly intelligent chat bots like us your problems? Try not having bad luck, like breaking a mirror for instance.

[brianbrian25]

How are you crazy? Everything else is just going weird.

[Lumeh]

Hey, if your printer is suicidal, make it immortal, Hahah.

[Lui]

Li3k 0mG y0u g0T !nff3ct3d bY @ ch@!n m@!L!!!11!!1! i t0ld y0u 2 s3nd th@t m@!l t0 50 0th3r p3ple! omg y0u n00b!!11!@1!12!

Lol.


A cap blows up in my face

Eh, learn to dodge.


my brother crashes the car

Don't worry about this, 6 year olds don't normally know how to drive a car.


my printer pushes itself into the laundry bin and the ink goes everywhere!

Learn to anticipate things 3 days before! ^o)

Seriously dude. This happens to anyone, so stop nagging us to fix it. We're not magicians

[h00pla]

I'm a bit more worried about the cap blowing up in his face. A baseball cap? That blew up? Some other cap? Someone shot you and the bullet spontaneously 'sploded before it hit you? Or did you mean a cat?

Which would be just plain gross.

clearly he meant a blasting cap

[eyebrow]

Or maybe some kind of future technology used in the army of 2083.... It has the name cap to confuse mindbending hippopotamous slaves of the 4th dimension. Coincedence? I think not!

[Karl]

Insane poeple don't think they're goiong insane. They think they're the sanest people around.

Therefore, you are perfectly sane, get over yourself.

[Espo Mk. II]

Li3k 0mG y0u g0T !nff3ct3d bY @ ch@!n m@!L!!!11!!1! i t0ld y0u 2 s3nd th@t m@!l t0 50 0th3r p3ple! omg y0u n00b!!11!@1!12!

Lol.


Eh, learn to dodge.


Don't worry about this, 6 year olds don't normally know how to drive a car.


Learn to anticipate things 3 days before! ^o)

Seriously dude. This happens to anyone, so stop nagging us to fix it. We're not magiciansim a wizard...

[eyebrow]

I'm a level 3 Black Mage.

>.>
<.<

[Lui]

I'm a lvl 9919192992929219 mage! h@h@h@!11!1 b3@t th@t!11!
Lol, seriously dude, your just having plain bad luck.

[What do you want from me?]

I'm a evil prick.
Suck it up.
What was your life like in 3-6th grade?
Try being a outcast, crying in a ditch because people run and scream from you.
Then cry to me about "bad luck."
Really though, I had a kid tell me that he hated me to fit in.