The Sex Questions/Advice Thread

[AssaultRifle]

Mhmm, it's back. The first two were shut down because of immaturity, but now that there is an advice forum, I guess it is alright to post it.


Ask all of your sex advice questions here. I promise I will answer every question that I can. Hopefully Halo, my other sex buddy, will see this and come down to join the squad. Well, ask away!

The Sex Squad
Dominick (Me) <-- in baby blue
Halo (Loner) <-- in forest green
Jo (Screech) <--- With big pink letters.

[Shadow Crest]

Yeah, should I #### my girl now, or should I #### my girl now?

Come on, come on... I only have 5 minutes

And get on MSN.

[AssaultRifle]

Going online.

Anyway, serious questions... the last one got locked because of immature people.

[zecantu]

The last one got locked because...we said some things.

About sticking something(s) inside of something else in a way that we went into much detail.

>_>

[ipwnkthxbai]

Can I have sex with you?

[AssaultRifle]

Can I have sex with you?
Absolutely.

[Johny-joe]

Whats the healthy way of having sex?

>.> <.< Not to much detail eh?

[AssaultRifle]

Whats the healthy way of having sex?

>.> <.< Not to much detail eh?

Healthy? Elaborate what you mean.

[Honeycomb]

Most of us are teen's, stop trying to drown us on your so called knowledge of sex. Really, most people here are aged 11-16 and most people here have yet to have sex. Guys if you really want answers, google it up or read it in a book instead of asking someone on the Internet...

Anyways, I have no questions at the moment.

[Mara]

Honeycomb, I think that's exactly why there is a thread. Most people here are teens (in fact, I think 90% are somewhere on the teen scale). That's when people discover sex, so why not have a thread about it? Of course it's going to be a topic.

[AssaultRifle]

Honeycomb, I think that's exactly why there is a thread. Most people here are teens (in fact, I think 90% are somewhere on the teen scale). That's when people discover sex, so why not have a thread about it? Of course it's going to be a topic.
You took the words right out of my mouth. The last 2 threads were overall successful, until a few immature people showed up.

[Vagrant]

People, this is a serious thread. Stop acting ####ing immature. Because we're talking about ####ing. Since most of us here are young or inexperienced, it only makes logical sense to have a thread to help people.

And speaking of ####ing, I just learned there was a pubic bone (right in the front of a girl's abdomen) yesterday on wikipedia. That would explain a lot.

[Danielle]

So you didn't know we had a pelvic bone? I assumed it was common knowledge... o.0

[Vagrant]

So you didn't know we had a pelvic bone? I assumed it was common knowledge... o.0

Correction, sorry, I said the wrong bone. I meant the pubic bone, not the pelvic bone.

[Danielle]

Aw...that makes a bit more sense. Not much though. Do guys have a pubic bone?

[Vagrant]

Aw...that makes a bit more sense. Not much though. Do guys have a pubic bone?

Women:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/Fem_isa_2.gif

Men:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Male_anatomy.png

In women, it's much more noticeable, although it does exist in guys. It's more noticeable in women because men are always reaching around there. >_>

[Eon26]

Ok if no one is going to bring this into massive description, i have a quick question.

Ok... lets say i want to have a baby. What would the steps be sex-wise?

[Vagrant]

Ok if no one is going to bring this into massive description, i have a quick question.

Ok... lets say i want to have a baby. What would the steps be sex-wise?

Sex-wise, it's quite simple. You have intercourse with the woman in her vagina, making sure to deposit the semen in her vagina after/during orgasm.

[Eon26]

Oh... ok thnx :)

[Sperry]

Guys if you really want answers, google it up or read it in a book instead of asking someone on the Internet...-.- Google / wiki / flying testicle machine is exactly the same as asking someone on the Internet - except they're not responding directly to you. Reading it in a book is simply a tangible form of the same. We're not calling Dom or whoever some sort of sex expert (despite opinions to the contrary); but they are better informed compared to the average "grlz pee ut uf derr bum" moron.

[AssaultRifle]

Ok if no one is going to bring this into massive description, i have a quick question.

Ok... lets say i want to have a baby. What would the steps be sex-wise?

A woman ovulates for a few days each month. Ovulation is when her egg is at prime time to be fertilized. This usually happens in the middle of her monthly cycle. Now, that is the best time to do it if you are trying to have a baby.

It is still possible to get a girl pregnant when not around that time.

[The Prodigal]

http://forums.xgenstudios.com/showthread.php?t=71754

Don't make this topic again.

Heh.
So much for that.

I don't understand why people in a gaming forum need to know how to have sex.

Like...11-16? WAY too broad.

I think if you're going to run out and lose your virginity, do it past the age of 18.

*shrug

[Soon to be flash master]

What does it mean when you get red marks al over the area a few days afterwards?

[AssaultRifle]

What does it mean when you get red marks al over the area a few days afterwards?

It means get your ass to the doctor, fast.

[Tanktunker]

What does it mean when you get red marks al over the area a few days afterwards?
It means you might have crabs, which means you might be really ####ed.

It burns when I pee.

[DISTURBED.KILLER]

get to the doctor fast and for god sakes dont be a fool wrap your tool
wear a condom always

[Woolfenstien]

It burns when I pee.Lay off the fireflowers, man.

For the sake of not being OMFGN00Bed at, is there a down side to masturbation?

[Screech]

For the sake of not being OMFGN00Bed at, is there a down side to masturbation?

I've heard of guys who masturbate so much, that the skin on the penis becomes vey tough so that they loose alot of the sensitivity, leading to it being hard to "get a reaction" later. But I just heard of it, and obviously, it never happened to me, so I'm unsure.

[AssaultRifle]

Lay off the fireflowers, man.

For the sake of not being OMFGN00Bed at, is there a down side to masturbation?

Well, there isn't really a limit to how much you can ejaculate. In terms of your little friend getting hurt, masturbation causes chafing of the skin after long periods of time. There is no real down sides, doctors say it is healthy, but if you start to feel pain, give it a rest.

Guys who masturbate too much are more likely to develop erectile disfunction or even premature ejaculation problems. Lets keep it to a few times a week, maximum, alright gentlemen?

[Woolfenstien]

Phew.

And there was me thinging the blood was abnmormal!

>_>

[Tanktunker]

Lay off the fireflowers, man.

For the sake of not being OMFGN00Bed at, is there a down side to masturbation?
Does "Section 8" count?
Cause Stan Kubrick said that if you masturbate a whole lot, you get kicked out the army.

[DISTURBED.KILLER]

well i dont think you would get kicked out of the army lol but just dont do it in a warzone lmao almst there oh dam grenade lol its ova lmao

[AssaultRifle]

Does "Section 8" count?
Cause Stan Kubrick said that if you masturbate a whole lot, you get kicked out the army.

Mhmm, you can get kicked out of the army for what they call 'Lack of physical relaxation'

[FLASH-MX]

You took the words right out of my mouth. The last 2 threads were overall successful, until a few immature people showed up.

Just to make it clear, I was holding a perfectly mature conversation, my lack of knowledge to the rules was my defeat.

On topic, Ive read in a lot of places that its actually un-healthy and unnatural to be heterosexual, or just one sex option. It said also that the more sexual desire and variant you have, in other words woman, man, role-playing etc. is actually the norm. Im at a troubled position on wether I should explore this or not, what do you guys think?

[AssaultRifle]

Just to make it clear, I was holding a perfectly mature conversation, my lack of knowledge to the rules was my defeat.

On topic, Ive read in a lot of places that its actually un-healthy and unnatural to be heterosexual, or just one sex option. It said also that the more sexual desire and variant you have, in other words woman, man, role-playing etc. is actually the norm. Im at a troubled position on wether I should explore this or not, what do you guys think?
I suggest you do not explore it. Heterosexual is in no way unhealthy. Unhealthy is having sex with another man, getting blood on your rod, and getting AIDS.

[denacioust]

I suggest you do not explore it. Heterosexual is in no way unhealthy. Unhealthy is having sex with another man, getting blood on your rod, and getting AIDS.


Don't be so narrow-minded...its good for cleaning out your back-passage...

[DISTURBED.KILLER]

wtf lol no dont have gay man sex stick with vagina its also against the bible to be homosexual too iam not saying anything bad to homosexuals but it is immoral

[FLASH-MX]

I guess, but from what morals of what society are we following really?

[denacioust]

wtf lol no dont have gay man sex stick with vagina its also against the bible to be homosexual too iam not saying anything bad to homosexuals but it is immoral


Its also against the bible to have pre-marital sex...do you really take the bible that seriously?

[Endless]

well i dont think you would get kicked out of the army lol but just dont do it in a warzone lmao almst there oh dam grenade lol its ova lmao

wtf lol no dont have gay man sex stick with vagina its also against the bible to be homosexual too iam not saying anything bad to homosexuals but it is immoral

can anyone translate?


EDIT: oh and are there any hotspots besides the G-spot?
and do all women have one?

[FLASH-MX]

Its also against the bible to have pre-marital sex...do you really take the bible that seriously?

Exactly, I mean the Bible says a lot of things, and if we followed EVERY thing it said, we would practically be the extremists we talk all the time about in the East.

[zecantu]

I suggest you do not explore it. Heterosexual is in no way unhealthy. Unhealthy is having sex with another man, getting blood on your rod, and getting AIDS.

Are you saying there are people out there who only like one of the races?

*Deeply confused and scared*

[AssaultRifle]

EDIT: oh and are there any hotspots besides the G-spot?
and do all women have one?

Mhmm, the clitoris. But know, do not stimulate that area too hard at first, it is very sensitive. Start slow, work your way up.

[denacioust]

Exactly, I mean the Bible says a lot of things, and if we followed EVERY thing it said, we would practically be the extremists we talk all the time about in the East.


Exactly...just follow the parts you want to follow and you'll do fine

[DISTURBED.KILLER]

lmao i dont care about pre marital sex the thing that is reallly immoral is gay man sex lmao god created adam and eve not adam and steve lol

[Endless]

lmao i dont care about pre marital sex the thing that is reallly immoral is gay man sex lmao god created adam and eve not adam and steve lol

Distured.Killer you have two options

A. stop tlkin liek dis
B. Shut the hell up

Choose one

[FLASH-MX]

Yes, so you would be dating men if he had created adam and steve, AND eve?

[DISTURBED.KILLER]

ok draconian you have several options

first of all your the type that likes to down people cause the way i type i dont care the way i type your the kind of people that like to down other people to make yourself feel better cause deep down your unsatified about your own being.

heres your options
1.stfu
2.go kill yourself i would be very happy if you would

[FLASH-MX]

Doesnt the irony just cry out when you notice hes still typing like Draconian called him out for?

Anyway, I think I threw this thread too offtopic, I think AR would appreciate taking the arguement elsewhere.

[Kirk]

ok draconian you have several options

first of all your the type that likes to down people cause the way i type i dont care the way i type your the kind of people that like to down other people to make yourself feel better cause deep down your unsatified about your own being.

heres your options
1.stfu
2.go kill yourself i would be very happy if you would

He wants you to type correctly so we can read it. We don't want to decipher your messages, so follow the rules and don't flame.

[Snarr]

Flame war!

Incoming!

[AssaultRifle]

Anyway, I think I threw this thread too offtopic, I think AR would appreciate taking the arguement elsewhere.

Mhmm. This is the exact reason I push for a Flame forum. But, on that note, will the flamers please exit to SL to do their petty fight so this thread doesn't get locked again? M'kay.

[FLASH-MX]

omg wtf is wrong with all you ####ing people its online its not in real life you should not care about how someone types for ####s sake get a life and quit flaming people for the way they type for ####s sake

Actually, I beleive its a rule, clear and simple

Use correct grammar in all posts.

With the exception for spammer land I beleive.

Now lets stay on topic, or take this to spammer land, but dont flame on an advice thread. Im not a mod but I know damn well whats going to happen if we dont stop while ahead.

[DISTURBED.KILLER]

iam not trying to start a flame war iam just tired of people telling someone omg learn to type noob or soe #### like that if you really care the way someone types keep it to yourself or talk to a wall dont give me #### on the way i type cause i dont care get a life and quit talking to me about the way i type

[Kirk]

omg wtf is wrong with all you ####ing people its online its not in real life you should not care about how someone types for ####s sake get a life and quit flaming people for the way they type for ####s sake

I'm not flaming you are, and since when is being online not real life? PM with your flames, don't spam this innocent thread. (If you call this thread innocent :P )

[AssaultRifle]

iam not trying to start a flame war iam just tired of people telling someone omg learn to type noob or soe #### like that if you really care the way someone types keep it to yourself or talk to a wall dont give me #### on the way i type cause i dont care get a life and quit talking to me about the way i type
Actually, if you were to use proper grammar and spelling it would be much easier for all of us to understand what you are saying.

[Endless]

Ok lets jsut get back on topic


DK if you want to argue with me please PM me

[Eon26]

Oh and about that baby question... couldnt a woman just masturbate until they have an orgasm and then the man does the same and well.... yeah and just do it like that?

[Endless]

the women wouldn't have to, just the guy

[Vagrant]

On topic, Ive read in a lot of places that its actually un-healthy and unnatural to be heterosexual, or just one sex option. It said also that the more sexual desire and variant you have, in other words woman, man, role-playing etc. is actually the norm. Im at a troubled position on wether I should explore this or not, what do you guys think?

1) Heterosexual behavior is natural. If it was unnatural, we'd all be dead, because heterosexuality produces babies.
2) Multiple partners is actually a terrible idea. For one, there are problems with STD's as it has been mentioned. Also, there is no emotional intimacy with several partners, so it's sex for the sake of sex, not necessarily because you love somebody.

oh and are there any hotspots besides the G-spot?
and do all women have one?

All women have one -- but it's different for each woman. Also, some women are only stimulated by certain positions or types of sex. The clitoris is generally considered a g-spot, although it is not necessarily the only one or correct one.

couldnt a woman just masturbate until they have an orgasm and then the man does the same and well.... yeah and just do it like that?

If the semen manages to reach her uterus, then yes, they can have a baby. It's similar to artificial insemination. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_insemination)



To you other guys -- cut the argument NOW or I will ban all of the offenders.

[FLASH-MX]

Thanks, thats the kind of answer I was looking for,

As for the masturbation thing said up ahead, you would be up all night basically, the female anatomy is a bit different...

Also, how is it possible for women to have different g-spots?

Is it dependant on their personality?

[Endless]

no its physiology

[Halo007]

Wow... You can tell me when you're making a thread like this! XD

[AssaultRifle]

Wow... You can tell me when you're making a thread like this! XD

You were banned befor the other 2 that got locked before this section of the forums were made.

[Halo007]

... I was not banned for posting inappropriately in this thread... I was for ultra mega flame/troll.

[AssaultRifle]

... I was banned for posting inappropriately in this thread... I was for ultra mega flame/troll.


Whoops! I meant BEfor.

[Halo007]

Yeah huh... I was wondering why someone >.> <.< Was asking me for sex advice.

[Vagrant]

Also, how is it possible for women to have different g-spots?

Is it dependant on their personality?

I'm not entirely sure why it's different, but my guess would just be the random results of genetics. In order to find their G-spot, women need to experiment with different positions.

[FLASH-MX]

Ive heard they can have a violently good orgasm if you find its exact spot though, is this true?

[Halo007]

Ive heard they can have a violently good orgasm if you find its exact spot though, is this true?Yes. i have found the G-Spot (though won't get indepth) Of my girl friend and just a matter of touch gets the orgasism going. The Pubus (End of vagina somewhere around the vaginal wall) Is also a very sensitive and pleasurable spot for a women.

[AssaultRifle]

Ive heard they can have a violently good orgasm if you find its exact spot though, is this true?

My girlfriend is very 'vocally appreciative'

...

Alright, she is a screamer. It just makes it that much easier to know when you are hitting the sweet spot. Pay attention to a girls reaction.

If she is going nuts, don't change a thing! Do exactly what you are doing, because she is loving it.

[FLASH-MX]

What about the quiet ones?

[Halo007]

What about the quiet ones?It means you are tripping balls. And she'll probably dump you.

[AssaultRifle]

What about the quiet ones?

Facial expressions, body movements, fingers digging into your back, ext. There are tons of ways to tell. It all depends on the girl.

[Screech]

1- Hetrosexuality is natural, but only in the sence of reproduction. Strict social laws against homosexuality were mostly put in place of times where men and women NEEDED to get together. In primitive human eras, women often had sex with eachother while the men were hunting to keep occupied. In greek times, homosexuality was very common in males, but it was reaguarded as a sence of friendship. Male teachers continued to have sex with thier students for centuries, as a form of male bonding, and was seen as a wonderful thing. Homosexuality is also common (although these men were never strictly homosexual, most had wives and children) in intellectual eras, such as in Greek history, the victorian era, and ect. (Shakespeare's plays show hints of homosexuality within alot of his plays.)

Expirementing with homosexuality imposes no harms on you. Don't fear it.

As for roleplay, it has also proved to be very good for improving peoples sex lives. Couples who roleplay have more exciting sex lives because the sex never gets old. The old in-out-in-out is great, but after a while it gets borring. You need new moves, new places, and all kinds of new things to keep it interesting and exciting. Roleplay opens an entire different world. It alows you to play out all your fantasies, and I for one, think thats pretty awesome.

2- Women are not robots. I cannot stress enough how IRRITATING IT IS WHEN GUYS ALWAYS THINK THAT THE VAGINA IS WHERE IT IS ALL AT. Seriously, I don't get what goes through guys heads sometimes. "Theres a hole! I'll stick my fingers in it!" It's all fine and dandy, but that isn't where all the action is at, and it gets SUPER ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE AND THATS WHY WE FAKE ORGASMS. the clit is like what, an inch away? The clit, which adores to be played with and gives the girl great pleasure. But noooo. "Theres a hole!"

men.

3- The penis usually has to penetrate in order to get the chick pregnant. I've seen way too many girls be all "Omg! I was nakes, and gave a guy a blowjob! I think I'm pregnant!". and then, they get all worked up so they actually miss their periods, and I always end up being the one buying them pregnancy tests. -.-; There is even an extreamly small chance of pregnancy, like one in a thousand type deal, of the girl getting pregnant from the guy just cumming on her vagina instead of inside it- ejaculation inside the vagina is used to push the sperm up, and without it, the stupid little sperm don't usually go for a swim.

4- Don't look for the g-spot. When you find it, it's a good day for her, but never hunt for it. Instead, focus on other ways to give her very good sex.

5- and some final advice, Remember that other areas are great on the body for enhightening her expirience. Remembering to make her whole body feel good is crucial. It is also great for you. Nipple play actually stimulates the glans in her to produce lubrication. earlobes, neck, and other places on the body are great for kissing. The more excited she gets, the more wild she'll be for you.

[FLASH-MX]

Your advice pretty much blew all of everyone elses out of the water, who better to explain then woman herself?

[AssaultRifle]

Jo, no truer words have ever been spoken. Thank you for that amazing contribution to this thread.

[FLASH-MX]

I dont know about you guys, but im going to experiment, what she said makes a lot of sense.

[AssaultRifle]

Screech, I need a womans point of view on this one:

Back rubs/massages. Good thing for a warm up? It seems to always work for me, but I just want a second opinion.

[Halo007]

Jesus... That was a wonderful post. I would but I'm to lazy!

And NEVER hunt for the G-Spot (As in tie your penis to a tree and wait for it to come.)

I found it litterally by giving oral sex. And when I heard her saying TO STOP and started screaming in joy... Nevermind XD

[Screech]

Back rubs and massages are wonderful things. The more you stimulate more parts of the body, the better the sex. I always found that sex with little to no foreplay is not as explosive at the end, and usually no where as enjoyable- and I know I'm not the only chick that thinks this.

As for the chick saying stop- yeah, sometimes too much pleasure at one time is overbearing.

[FLASH-MX]

Is there such thing as giving a woman an orgasm without even having to take her clothes off?

[Halo007]

Back rubs and massages are wonderful things. The more you stimulate more parts of the body, the better the sex. I always found that sex with little to no foreplay is not as explosive at the end, and usually no where as enjoyable- and I know I'm not the only chick that thinks this.

As for the chick saying stop- yeah, sometimes too much pleasure at one time is overbearing.Appearently. My tounge goes all over... XD Ussually whenever I give a back massage... It leads to alot more than just a little to none foreplay...

[Screech]

Sometimes girls will get random orgasms. Just in the middle of doing something mudane, WHAM. The big O. Also, by not taking her clothes off, you could always reach in, which I am sure is not what you ment. Rubbing through her cotton undies could reach an orgasm, as long as its over the clit, but forget it if shes wearing thicker clothing. Usually, skin on skin is the most pleasurable.

[Vagrant]

Screech, I need a womans point of view on this one:

Back rubs/massages. Good thing for a warm up? It seems to always work for me, but I just want a second opinion.

Dude, a girl doesn't even have to answer this -- it's definitely a yes. Massages always feel great for anybody, whether you're a guy or girl. They'll definitely be more turned on.

[Spine]

Orgasms without actual intercourse are possible. Orgasms without even stimulating the clit or really any area south of the hip are possible too.

It's weird to understand as a guy, just because it seems like 90% of our orgasm fodder is our penis. Obviously being in the mood, and sensory things are big for us too, but for women it's even more so. On average they're much less dependant on a single area. For a male the best you can do without any contact with the penis is just getting really horny and hard. But for women they can go even further, often to orgasm.

Now don't take that to mean every women can do that, some might be able to get off completely without physical contact, while some women might need a jackhammer dildo. Everyone's different.

Sidestory though, a girl had an orgasm while I was giving here a massage and a semi-feel up (in a ceramics class). I didn't know that was possible untill I talked to some girls and researched a bit.

[Kevim]

Sidestory though, a girl had an orgasm while I was giving here a massage and a semi-feel up (in a ceramics class). I didn't know that was possible untill I talked to some girls and researched a bit.
You probably felt like a God, didn't you?

[Eon26]

xD... why in ceramics class though??

[Vagrant]

For a male the best you can do without any contact with the penis is just getting really horny and hard.

It is actually possible to orgasm without touching the penis. However, the only two ways I can see that happening are a) You have one good/naughty/deviant mind, and imagine you're having sex so clearly in your head, your body believes it, or b) From experience, I think hearing women moaning also stimulates a man to potential orgasm.

[AssaultRifle]

It is actually possible to orgasm without touching the penis. However, the only two ways I can see that happening are a) You have one good/naughty/deviant mind, and imagine you're having sex so clearly in your head, your body believes it, or b) From experience, I think hearing women moaning also stimulates a man to potential orgasm.
It all depends on the persons preference. Some 'weird' people have fetishes, like a food fetish. They almost cream themselves when they see a cup of strawberries and cream.

[Endless]

i have a foot fetish and i can tell you the fetishes are relitive.

women in flip flops are just women in flip flops, by when i go to the women and someones soles will be pointing at me i nearly pass out.

Same thing with food, a food fetish guy wouldn't get all worked up ovefr just any food, it has to be specific.

[Tanktunker]

BLARGH! ANSWER QUICK!
I'm only precum'ing when I masturbate, help?
And don't tell me to go see a doctor, I'll go to a urologist when the holiday ends.



Preferable a lady urologist, that finds clothes too cumbersome.
Best porn script ever; man with erectile disfunctions gets cured by naked female urologist.

[Spine]

Kevim: haha yeah, but it's not like brag-worthy, since I didn't do much. Still a cool story.
I actually failed ceramics class hahaha.

Riposte: yeah, it's pretty rare, but you're right. Women moaning is really a turn on yeah. I've never had it happen to me, so I didn't want to say it for sure.

The problem with sex education and things, is it's hard to get accurate information. It's not really legal or moral to conduct enough experiments to get accurate results from a variety of people. People will lie about stuff constantly involving sex. And it's just taboo to some people to speak openly about it. Like if you took a verbal survey of men, the average penis size would be like 9 inches or so. If you took an actual inspection survey it would be more like 6. Oh, and because people are so vastly different sexually, it's tough to give facts.

[Vagrant]

Like if you took a verbal survey of men, the average penis size would be like 9 inches or so. If you took an actual inspection survey it would be more like 6. Oh, and because people are so vastly different sexually, it's tough to give facts.

Actually, the average male's penis size is 5.5 inches. I sail clear at 7. Whee!

[mattz1010]

In response to an old question:

There is more than one way to reach a woman's G-spot. Vaginally, and analy. Both have different reactions during orgasm, so, er, experiment? (If I remember correctly, it's not really a different reaction, it's the other side of the "G-Spot"

Actually, the average male's penis size is 5.5 inches. I sail clear at 7. Whee!
I really thought the norm was 6".

>_>


7.5"


Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Marty]

Well, there isn't really a limit to how much you can ejaculate. In terms of your little friend getting hurt, masturbation causes chafing of the skin after long periods of time. There is no real down sides, doctors say it is healthy, but if you start to feel pain, give it a rest.

Guys who masturbate too much are more likely to develop erectile disfunction or even premature ejaculation problems. Lets keep it to a few times a week, maximum, alright gentlemen?

o.0' I needed that information.

[Endless]

Actually, the average male's penis size is 5.5 inches. I sail clear at 7. Whee!

2'' /jealous

[ssgtGrimreaper]

Have you gone through puberty?

[Marty]

>.>
I don't get it. How do you measure your penis? Just get a ruler or something? Everyone keeps saying "I'm a 5incher"... No really, I don't get it! >.< It's stupid!

[Tanktunker]

>.>
I don't get it. How do you measure your penis? Just get a ruler or something? Everyone keeps saying "I'm a 5incher"... No really, I don't get it! >.< It's stupid!
Ruler would work, measure while fully erect (As in, when it's rock hard, not just kinda hard, wait a bit, rub it, look at some porn).

[Spine]

Actually, the average male's penis size is 5.5 inches. I sail clear at 7. Whee!

Take a survey of every living male capable of getting an erection then come back. The average estimates land between 5-7. With six being a common number in the physical surveys. I'm not saying you're wrong, but correcting someone on that is pretty dumb, since no one can know for sure.

Hey, we made it a page or two before people posted how big their e-penises are.
"I'm 34 inches guys, no, rly. :cool:"

[AssaultRifle]

Ruler would work, measure while fully erect (As in, when it's rock hard, not just kinda hard, wait a bit, rub it, look at some porn).
Yeah, that always works. I'm not going to brag about my size, I know what it is. There is no reason for a bunch of guys over the internet to know the glory.

Then again, if Jo asked....

[Soon to be flash master]

What does it mean when a woman says she just wants to get naked, but not have sex?

[Tanktunker]

Lets keep it to a few times a week, maximum, alright gentlemen?
I can't really stress this enough, don't masturbate more than once per day, or else it will start to be painful.
The orgasm will cancel out the pain, but the rubbing that leads to the orgasm can be quite unpleasant
Unless you're into S/M, then it just adds to the pleasure, I guess.

On another, related subject, is there any way to prolong orgasms from masturbating to porn?
And also; are orgasms as a result of masturbating radically different from orgasms as a result of sex?

EDIT: What does it mean when a woman says she just wants to get naked, but not have sex?

I'm not an expert, so don't take this as fact until someone confirms it, but I'm guessing you're going to have to initiate the sex yourself.

[denacioust]

What does it mean when a woman says she just wants to get naked, but not have sex?


What she means is that she definitely does want to have sex...she just doesn't want to sound like a slut

[AssaultRifle]

What does it mean when a woman says she just wants to get naked, but not have sex?
It means she wants to get naked, but doesn't want to have sex. Think about this... why the hell would a woman get naked with you and not have sex? Play your cards right and her values of that will go right out the window.


On another, related subject, is there any way to prolong orgasms from masturbating to porn?
And also; are orgasms as a result of masturbating radically different from orgasms as a result of sex?

Prolong with porn? No... not really.

Orgasms in sex are highly different then those with porn. It is much more satisfying, and they are usually longer. Lets think,

During watching porn, what are we worried about? Ourselves reaching orgasm. During sex, we are concerned with ourselves, our partner, and various other things like rhythm, timing, and motion. The focus on all of these areas makes your mind think less about your dick, and more about everything else. Therefore, sex generally last longer than masturbation (Unless you prematurely pop one out) and is more satisfying because of all the buildup.

What I suggest you do to prolong an orgasm while watching porn is to prolong the time frame. Watch the clock, don't let anything go for at least 15 minutes. This will also help how long you can last in the sex scene, think of it as training your body.

[Espo Mk. II]

when does the penis stop growing?

and why does it smell icky?

[FLASH-MX]

Im betting your probably uncut

[Screech]

What does it mean when a woman says she just wants to get naked, but not have sex?

She wants head. Duh. Trust me, thats what she wants. Not actual sex, but oral sex.

Then again, if Jo asked....

You dirty old internet man. -gags-

and why does it smell icky?

Sperm and piss comes out of it several times a day. How could it smell good?

[Spine]

naked, no sex:

could be several things.
She might be curious, while scared of sex.
Or she changed her mind at somepoint.

Honestly I agree with the guys who say play your cards right and you'll get something.

Stop growing: depends on the person, between 15-19 I'd guess. Everyones different.

smelly: screech is basically right

Prolong yourself? Think of running, if you run and stop when you start sweating then you are getting a little better, but not by much. But if you keep running untill you fall down, you're getting a lot better.
So basically get yourself to the brink, then slow it down, try to see if you can fist it/stroke it (whatever your style is) without actually getting closer to blast off. Just keep prolonging it. Eventually your control will get better. That's why pornstars can #### for 30 minutes and then cum on command. They just have great self control.

Sex vs masterbating.

Depends on how you do it, and everything. And it's different for everyone, but nearly every non-virgin will tell you it's much better, and different. The feelings the same, but it's much better in general. Since the vagina is literally designed to stimulate your #### better then anything, and then there is all of the other senses, being touched, touching, smelling, seeing, hearing, that all increase it too.

Oh, try not to be drunk your first time, take it from me, it's disappointing. :(

Oh, and masterbating more then once a day isn't harmful or wrong in any way. Maybe for someone with sandpaper hands or something, but not for most.

[Screech]

naked, no sex:

could be several things.
She might be curious, while scared of sex.
Or she changed her mind at somepoint.

To support my theory further-

Oral sex is best naked. The girl might not be interested in actual penetration, or scared (women have alot more to be scared of about sex. The condom breaking for a guy is like "damn", for a chick its "HOLY ####ING CRAP" trust me.) But don't focus on getting sex- oral is awesome and can often be alot more pleasurable than sex itself.

[Marty]

Oh, and masterbating more then once a day isn't harmful or wrong in any way. Maybe for someone with sandpaper hands or something, but not for most.

Masterbating more than once a day is harmful! If you masterbate too much your penis becomes sensitive and you'll have black circles around your eyes. Anything that's compulsive is bad. At least from what I read.

[Espo Mk. II]

ok noone answered me, when does the penis stop growing? and why is the area around the penis (penis, scrotum, upper vascular hood) much darker than anything outside of it? i am white, the penis looks tanned and the area around it looks pale white.

[FLASH-MX]

Hahaha for us uncut guys, its up to how tired you can get, the head itself dosent hurt at all, at least me. And the penis probably stops growing when your body matures probably, which I think is 21. If it never stopped, we would have to wear them like belts or something.

[Espo Mk. II]

Hahaha for us uncut guys, its up to how tired you can get, the head itself dosent hurt at all, at least me. And the penis probably stops growing when your body matures probably, which I think is 21. If it never stopped, we would have to wear them like belts or something.XD! whats uncut?

[Screech]

Oh come on, Espo. Uncut means circumsized. All white guys have darker genital regions than the rest of their skin, darker guys will either be darker or sometimes lighter.

[Vagrant]

ok noone answered me, when does the penis stop growing? and why is the area around the penis (penis, scrotum, upper vascular hood) much darker than anything outside of it? i am white, the penis looks tanned and the area around it looks pale white.


Uncut means uncircumcised.
The penis stops growing when puberty slows down or stops. That varies from person to person.
The penis is generally darker than the rest of the flesh for two reasons:

It's meant to extend and retract, so there's excess skin which darkens the tone of the skin while it's flaccid.
The skin in that region is generally slightly thicker than other areas of the body. Particularly, the nuts have thicker skin.

[Masteq]

ooookie...that a lil too detailed...

[the Gooch]

yea hes REALLY into that stuff, if you know what i mean;)

[Vagrant]

yea hes REALLY into that stuff, if you know what i mean;)

Well excuse me for inspecting my body and knowing biological facts.

[Spine]

I can't tell what questions are serious now, lol.
"Inspecting yourself" is that the new term for it?

To add on to vagrants answers, which I support in their correctitude...ness, the genitals color is often pretty odd and different. A lot of people worry about it, but generally it's no big deal. The reason why? Well, like he said the skin is pretty different there then anywhere else on the body, thicker, and on the head porous, and there's extra skin when not fully erect. So the pigment is often pretty weird. Not much to worry about. Just keep it all clean and you'll be fine.

[Espo Mk. II]

and i heard whenaisans are born, there penis is like jammed up against their stomach, is that true?

[Kevim]

and i heard whenaisans are born, there penis is like jammed up against their stomach, is that true?
*Snicker*

No, but it seems that way doesn't it?

[snoman99991]

That raises a strange question though.

I know all the guys here that deal with erections during the day have their ways of hiding it. I tried for a while when I first started having them to push it up against my body so the jeans would hide it. But eventually though, leading up to today, I can't get it to go straight out now. I started doing that about three or four years ago, and I don't know what I can do about it. It's fine when unerect, but it just doesn't naturally stick straight out when I get a stiffy.

Does anyone know what I can do?

*PS* This is a serious question, please don't take it lightly.

[Vagrant]

I know all the guys here that deal with erections during the day have their ways of hiding it. I tried for a while when I first started having them to push it up against my body so the jeans would hide it. But eventually though, leading up to today, I can't get it to go straight out now. I started doing that about three or four years ago, and I don't know what I can do about it. It's fine when unerect, but it just doesn't naturally stick straight out when I get a stiffy.

Does anyone know what I can do?

What direction is it going now? It's not unusual for somebody's penis to actually point a certain way left or right. And it's normal for the penis to actually point up or down a little bit.

[snoman99991]

What direction is it going now? It's not unusual for somebody's penis to actually point a certain way left or right. And it's normal for the penis to actually point up or down a little bit.

Well I mean it literally rises up as it gets harder (that sounds strange....), and the whole thing is almost vertical. I can't get it past much farther than a 90 degrees without it hurting.

[˙·٠•●Motherloader●•٠·˙]

I guess it varies for all men, but that sounds strange. Mine gets to be about a 60 degree angle with my body.

[snoman99991]

I guess it varies for all men, but that sounds strange. Mine gets to be about a 60 degree angle with my body.

Well I mean mine will be like 75ish normally sometimes, and pretty much 90 degrees going against my body when I lay down. I'm not sure if it's normal.

[˙·٠•●Motherloader●•٠·˙]

Yeah, I'd say that's a bit abnormal. You should see a doctor.

[Spine]

That's not weird or different at all. Don't listen to motherloader.
An upward curve is actually pretty common.

Everyones penis has flexibility and it's limits, yours doesn't seem weird at all. It's a little bit more upward then average from what you describe, but honestly it doesn't make much of a different at all. It's probably more of an advantage then anything, especially for missionary. If you're really lucky you might have a penis shaped for the g-spot.

[˙·٠•●Motherloader●•٠·˙]

90 degrees to the body?

I'd say that's not normal. Do you ever get parallel to your body?

That's what he's describing. 75 is slightly more than normal, nothing to be worried about, but once again, 90 degrees sounds very abnormal.

[Vagrant]

90 degrees to the body?

I'd say that's not normal. Do you ever get parallel to your body?

That's what he's describing. 75 is slightly more than normal, nothing to be worried about, but once again, 90 degrees sounds very abnormal.

Actually, he's perfectly fine. He's describing close to parallel to his body, which is normal for most guys. What he meant was that he couldn't lower it past 90 degrees to the body when it was rigid.

[Espo Mk. II]

think about animals and it should go down (ish) and dont think about it.

[Steven]

I heard that your cum (sperm, jizz, spunk, whatever you call it) changes taste depending on what you eat. Is that true?

[Screech]

I heard that your cum (sperm, jizz, spunk, whatever you call it) changes taste depending on what you eat. Is that true?

Yup, it is.

[Steven]

In that case, what food's make it taste good?

I was talking to this girl, she's the one that told me, she said pinapple juice.

[DarkReality]

I heard that your cum (sperm, jizz, spunk, whatever you call it) changes taste depending on what you eat. Is that true?

"Damnit! I told you I'm vegetarian!"

>_>

[denacioust]

I heard that your cum (sperm, jizz, spunk, whatever you call it) changes taste depending on what you eat. Is that true?


Only one way to find out...-masturbates-

[Espo Mk. II]

*vomits* oh yea, dont call it a penis, call it a fireman. he is magical and if you rub his hat, he will spit in your eye.

[snoman99991]

That's not weird or different at all. Don't listen to motherloader.
An upward curve is actually pretty common.

Everyones penis has flexibility and it's limits, yours doesn't seem weird at all. It's a little bit more upward then average from what you describe, but honestly it doesn't make much of a different at all. It's probably more of an advantage then anything, especially for missionary. If you're really lucky you might have a penis shaped for the g-spot.

Horray! I wasn't worried about upward curve, just flexibility (probably the best word for it).

But yeah, thanks guys, it seemed like a wierd question to ask people you know in public so it pays to be a member of a forum....

Thanks everybody.

[˙·٠•●Motherloader●•٠·˙]

Ok. Sorry to give the misinformation.

[mattz1010]

Sperm and piss comes out of it several times a day. How could it smell good?

Wash it during showers.

O_o awkward question, but:

Since i'm uncut, the head of my penis is more sensitive to the world. if I touch it normally, it hurts. I'm afraid to have sex >_>

seriously.

[Vagrant]

if I touch it normally, it hurts. I'm afraid to have sex >_>

From what I've heard, there's ways to roll the skin back. Try to see if that helps.

[Kirk]

How do you know when you are starting to go thruogh puberty? What age does it start?

[h00pla]

puberty can start at almost any age between 8 (my cousin, very creepy) and I believe 20.

For instance it started around 14 for me. My cousin was growing underarm hair at 8 and shaving at 11. I also made a friend summer before last who was sixteen and hadn't needed to shave yet.

but that's just physical puberty.

there really is no discernable "moment" when puberty starts, it's a gradual thing. Voice cracking is usually a clear sign. For me when I started being confused for my father on the phone instead of my mother was when it was blaringly obvious. that and the growth of pubic or axillary usually is a good sign

[Kirk]

puberty can start at almost any age between 8 (my cousin, very creepy) and I believe 20.

For instance it started around 14 for me. My cousin was growing underarm hair at 8 and shaving at 11. I also made a friend summer before last who was sixteen and hadn't needed to shave yet.

but that's just physical puberty.

there really is no discernable "moment" when puberty starts, it's a gradual thing. Voice cracking is usually a clear sign. For me when I started being confused for my father on the phone instead of my mother was when it was blaringly obvious. that and the growth of pubic or axillary usually is a good sign

Thanks, I thought the age was around 12, and since I'm 13 and still haven't seen any real signs, I thought I was a late bloomer. I still might be one, but at least I'm not unnatural.

[ssgtGrimreaper]

O_o awkward question, but:

Since i'm uncut, the head of my penis is more sensitive to the world. if I touch it normally, it hurts. I'm afraid to have sex >_>

seriously.
Same with me, minus the afraid to have sex part.
I'm guessing your hand is less kind than a girl, however.
If you can jack off without it hurting, you probably could have sex.

[Vagrant]

How do you know when you are starting to go thruogh puberty? What age does it start?

As Hoopla said, it ranges from 8 to 20. Usual signs of puberty include:

Deeper Voice
Growth Spurts
Chest Hair/Armpit Hair
Mood Swings
The testicles descending
Probably some more I missed. >_>
I like bullet points!
Bang!
>_>

[Endless]

In that case, what food's make it taste good?

I was talking to this girl, she's the one that told me, she said pinapple juice.

Heathly foods, foods high in processed sugar like Mcdonalds and BK will make jiz taste like slime.

[redwater40]

i had/am having a rabid growth spurt (probably a foot in 1-2 years) but i havent seen any other signs yet, so... whats up?

[Kevim]

i had/am having a rabid growth spurt (probably a foot in 1-2 years) but i havent seen any other signs yet, so... whats up?
Some people go through different stages at different times. One man might get a deeper voice before he goes through a growth spurt, and another vice versa. What would be abnormal though is if you didn't even have underarm/pubic hair yet, because that is almost always the first thing.

[redwater40]

What would be abnormal though is if you didn't even have underarm/pubic hair yet, because that is almost always the first thing. call me abnormal then, i have a deep voice, 5 foot 7 tall,taller than mom. i dont have underarm hair yet

[Kevim]

call me abnormal then, i have a deep voice, 5 foot 7 tall,taller than mom. i dont have underarm hair yet
... Is your voice naturally deep or did it change?

[redwater40]

its gotten deeper... it changed a bit recently and also a bit awhile ago.

[Doug05257]

As Hoopla said, it ranges from 8 to 20. Usual signs of puberty include:

Deeper Voice
Growth Spurts
Chest Hair/Armpit Hair
Mood Swings
The testicles descending
Probably some more I missed. >_>
I like bullet points!
Bang!
>_>
I'm 19 and I still don't have chest hair.


And even if I did, I'd shave it off. That ####'s disgusting.

[Spine]

Your going through puberty, don't worry. The voice and height are pretty obvious clues. Everyone hits different stages.

Oh, and some guys just don't get any chest hair, some get little pit hair, all depends.

[Kevim]

I'm 19 and I still don't have chest hair.


And even if I did, I'd shave it off. That ####'s disgusting.
Chest hair is awesome. It is arm hair that is disgusting.

[Doug05257]

Chest hair is awesome. It is arm hair that is disgusting.
Of course, if you overdo it. However, a modest amount of arm hair is acceptable.

[Screech]

Chest hair isn't hot. It's gross. Wax it boys.

But treasure trails? -drools- A guy with a hot chest, a nice stomach, and a treasure trail... May I please give you a blowjob?

[redwater40]

i swear ill never grow a beard/mustache since im blonde haired. how many natural blonde beards have u seen?

[Screech]

i swear ill never grow a beard/mustache since im blonde haired. how many natural blonde beards have u seen?

A few, actually. It really suits some guys- Doesn't always look bad.

[snoman99991]

A few, actually. It really suits some guys- Doesn't always look bad.

Yeah a friend of mine has a full beard and sideburns, he's 6'6, and only a sophmore. He could literally not get carded if he went to buy jaggermeister.

[Doug05257]

Chest hair isn't hot. It's gross. Wax it boys.

But treasure trails? -drools- A guy with a hot chest, a nice stomach, and a treasure trail... May I please give you a blowjob?
Yes ma'am. Airfare not included.

[Screech]

Yes ma'am. Airfare not included.

Pictures first.

[RocketSoldier]

Chest hair isn't hot. It's gross. Wax it boys.

But treasure trails? -drools- A guy with a hot chest, a nice stomach, and a treasure trail... May I please give you a blowjob?

May I ask you something?

Do women enjoy giving blowjobs? I've always viewed it as just plain gross.

[Kevim]

Chest hair isn't hot. It's gross. Wax it boys.

But treasure trails? -drools- A guy with a hot chest, a nice stomach, and a treasure trail... May I please give you a blowjob?
Treasure trails looks weird without at least at least a little bit of chest hair. It... just looks unnatural.

[Chimpy]

Is a treasure trail that little line of hair between your belly button and your groin?

[Screech]

Do women enjoy giving blowjobs? I've always viewed it as just plain gross.


Sometimes it is very enjoyable, sometimes it's misserable. All depends on the guy, the girl, and the mood.

Is a treasure trail that little line of hair between your belly button and your groin?

Yeah

[AssaultRifle]

Chest hair isn't hot. It's gross. Wax it boys.

But treasure trails? -drools- A guy with a hot chest, a nice stomach, and a treasure trail... May I please give you a blowjob?

... I have a treasure trail. And you have seen the pictures of my body.

-unzips-

Well?

[Screech]

Go away, Dom.

Doug, I still want those pictures.

[Kevim]

Sometimes it is very enjoyable, sometimes it's misserable. All depends on the guy, the girl, and the mood.

Miserable? That is quite the powerful adjective there. Why?

[AssaultRifle]

Go away, Dom.

xD Why so mean? You mistake my sense of humor too often.

I've got a question that is similar to RS's:

My girlfriend has different moods when giving a blowjob. Sometimes she is really into it, which I love, but other times it is like she is just running through the motions. Is there anything I can do to make the experience as good for her as it is for me? I know a 69 is always fun, but it is hard to do that when parents are upstairs... clothes have to stay on most of the time just in case.

[denacioust]

Is there anything I can do to make the experience as good for her as it is for me?


You could suck her penis at the same time

[DarkReality]

I bet Doug was bluffing XD

>_>

I've got somewhat wiry stomach hair. It's rather strange looking when it gets too long. Which was probably more info than anyone needed -_O

[Doug05257]

Go away, Dom.

Doug, I still want those pictures.
I have no camera, and it'd look damn stupid of me to take my shirt off and lay on the scanner in the middle of the library... :-/

[Vagrant]

Is a treasure trail that little line of hair between your belly button and your groin?

Hmm. I have a treasure trail. XD

Is there anything I can do to make the experience as good for her as it is for me?

Well, imagining the physical position the girl has to be in order to give a blowjob, the only few things you can do are play with/stroke her hair or neck. O.o

[Doug05257]

Well, imagining the physical position the girl has to be in order to give a blowjob, the only few things you can do are play with/stroke her hair or neck. O.o
Hmm... I can think of a few things to play with and stroke while she's doing that...

[Vagrant]

Hmm... I can think of a few things to play with and stroke while she's doing that...

Well, if she's perpindicular to you, yes. >_>

[eyebrow]

Hmm... I can think of a few things to play with and stroke while she's doing that...

What... her eyes?

[Doug05257]

No one's saying that you can't reach forward and play with her breasts at the same time. Lots of fun for you and some fun for her provided that you know what the hell you're doing.

Damn. I barely have any sexual imagination and still I'm doing better than sexcrazed teens.

[AssaultRifle]

No one's saying that you can't reach forward and play with her breasts at the same time. Lots of fun for you and some fun for her provided that you know what the hell you're doing.

Damn. I barely have any sexual imagination and still I'm doing better than sexcrazed teens.
Still, sensual touching only goes so far.

[Espo Mk. II]

yes it does dom. i wonder, if someon has sex for a long time in a row (like 1 day straight) will they like die?

[AssaultRifle]

yes it does dom. i wonder, if someon has sex for a long time in a row (like 1 day straight) will they like die?

The most I've gone is an entire night, and that was with the help of a few Red Bull energy drinks. I am guessing the actual intercourse time was somewhere around 7 hours...

After all that you feel tired, relieved, and comfortable. Kind of like the feeling you get after a gooooood workout. If at any time during sex you feel dizzy or in an odd form of pain, STOP. It can only lead to bad conditions.

You wouldn't die, you would just be worn out for the rest of the day.

[mattz1010]

Same with me, minus the afraid to have sex part.
I'm guessing your hand is less kind than a girl, however.
If you can jack off without it hurting, you probably could have sex.

I'm just poking it.

>_>

someone answer my question reasonably?

if I couldn't masturbate due to pain, I would have killed myself by now. I mean if I touch the head with the skin back, it hurts. jeez.

[Alphaniner]

call me abnormal then, i have a deep voice, 5 foot 7 tall,taller than mom. i dont have underarm hair yet

Don't get your panties in a bundle. 5' 7" isn't exactly towering...

It'll happen eventually. Either that, or you're a dwarf, and have to take artificial testosterone.

[Halo007]

Masturbating can hurt XD If you don't know how to masturbate correctly! Do not pull (hard anyway) and tug. Do not yank and do not jam. Any of these will cause that "HOLY #### DID I GET KICKED IN MY BALLS OR SOMETHING?!!!!" Feeling.
HALOS GUIDE FOR RECREATIONAL MALE MASTURBATION

1. When you are "Turned on" Per say take off the pants and let it out! (Being your parents are not in the room)

2. Squeeze a little bit not to tight with your weaker arm (Use left hand if your a righty).

3. Slowly graft up and down the shaft of your genitailia.

4. Start thinking about Jessica Alba.

5. Start thinking about sex with Jessica Alba.

6. Continue 4 and 5

7. Start going a bit faster.

8. You will get that err... Tickly feeling... And get something to clean up the mess your about to make...

9. Considering you don't have a premature ejaculation problem (Very serious. Go see a docter. NOW.) You will start to Cum if you will.

10. Continue for another 20 minutes.

Theres your guide for quality masturbation. (I am the pro.) =P

Screech! Make another for women! XD

[Kirk]

Slowly graft up and down the shaft of your genitailia.


Do you mean pull the skin back?

[Doug05257]

Still, sensual touching only goes so far.
:-S

She's not exactly the target of the pleasure while doing this. If you guys feel so bad about it, give her oral and then have her return the favor.

[Espo Mk. II]

in my school, masturbating in the bathroom is illegal and you can get suspended by that. i just learned that today.

[Screech]

She's not exactly the target of the pleasure while doing this. If you guys feel so bad about it, give her oral and then have her return the favor.

I have a friend who (from what I heard gives amazing blowjobs) was giving this guy head for over an hour before he told her he finds blowjobs a turnoff.

in my school, masturbating in the bathroom is illegal and you can get suspended by that. i just learned that today.

Tell them to prove it. :)

Besides, school bathroom sex is overrated. Wait till you get home.

[Vagrant]

Besides, school bathroom sex is overrated. Wait till you get home.

Which reminds me of a tangent... why do people get drunk or high at school? Are they daft? Seriously? Do they expect to not get caught?

[denacioust]

in my school, masturbating in the bathroom is illegal and you can get suspended by that. i just learned that today.


Personal experience? Why would that need to be a rule...thats almost as bad as the 'no annoying peoples' rule we have in my school...



Besides, school bathroom sex is overrated. Wait till you get home.

Yeah, particularly in an all boys school such as the one I go to...Bathroom sex does tend to get you a few odd looks...

[Kevim]

I have a friend who (from what I heard gives amazing blowjobs)
...I'd like to see the conversation in which you heard your best friend gives amazing bj's.

Random guy: "Hey Screech! Your best friend rules!"
Screech: "What are you talking aboot?"
Random guy: "Your best friend gives the best bj's ever! She puts it all in her mouth sideways!"

...

[Spine]

"You use your tongue fancier then a 20$ #####."

[Halo007]

Do you mean pull the skin back? No, I mean straighten the skin and then do it. (Pull it down and then start) But don't pinch!

[Espo Mk. II]

...I'd like to see the conversation in which you heard your best friend gives amazing bj's.

Random guy: "Hey Screech! Your best friend rules!"
Screech: "What are you talking aboot?"
Random guy: "Your best friend gives the best bj's ever! She puts it all in her mouth sideways!"

...omg she is teh make my penis pointy!

[Halo007]

I have a friend who (from what I heard gives amazing blowjobs) was giving this guy head for over an hour before he told her he finds blowjobs a turnoff.



Tell them to prove it. :)

Besides, school bathroom sex is overrated. Wait till you get home.

Wow and no bathroom break? Ow.

Prove what?

Bathroom sex owns. I have sex like... Every other day in the womens bathroom. All I get is standing novations. Oral sex in the bathroom is kind of fun... I do admit bathroom stalls are cramped XD

[Espo Mk. II]

the back seat of a corolla or a bathroom?

[Honeycomb]

Wow and no bathroom break? Ow.

Prove what?

Bathroom sex owns. I have sex like... Every other day in the womens bathroom. All I get is standing novations. Oral sex in the bathroom is kind of fun... I do admit bathroom stalls are cramped XD

That almost sounds like your bragging. Really, does anybody on the Internet care that you do it almost every day? Man, do you do it with strangers? Your "girlfriend"?

Just wondering. No hard feelings.

Ok, my friend said that rubbing a girls knee or whatever gives them "one eight of on orgasm". He and some kid managed to do it to some girl in science class and she was like "Uh!" but it wasent screaming. Is this true?

[Endless]

Ok, my friend said that rubbing a girls knee or whatever gives them "one eight of on orgasm". He and some kid managed to do it to some girl in science class and she was like "Uh!" but it wasent screaming. Is this true?

What?

[Karl]

What?Maybe he meant "One eighth of an orgasm".

[Halo007]

That almost sounds like your bragging. Really, does anybody on the Internet care that you do it almost every day?

Jealous much? =P Yes I do it everyday and it's obvious your extreme jealousy is overwhelming your common sense. And that means you will go mentally insane, and/or begin to eat your own feces.

I'm joking. I have a girl friend but I don't do it in a bathroom =P

[Tanktunker]

Maybe he meant "One eighth of an orgasm".
How do you get a fraction of an orgasm?

[nuke]

By being a fraction of exited

[Tanktunker]

You mean excited?
I still can't see how you'd have a fraction of an orgasm, either you have one, or you don't.

[Espo Mk. II]

daamn, i never knew that.

how many orgasams can a girl have at a time?

[Vagrant]

daamn, i never knew that.

how many orgasams can a girl have at a time?

Well, some girls can only have one -- the region can become really sensitive after the first orgasm. Some women can keep going until they get sore. Depends on the girl, really.

[Espo Mk. II]

ok, makes sence.

[mattz1010]

Well, some girls can only have one -- the region can become really sensitive after the first orgasm. Some women can keep going until they get sore. Depends on the girl, really.

It's alot easier for women to have multiple orgasms than men, but both have been documented.

the "some girls can only have one" is untrue, all women can have multiple orgasms.

[Kevim]

It's alot easier for women to have multiple orgasms than men, but both have been documented.

the "some girls can only have one" is untrue, all women can have multiple orgasms.
How would a man have multiple? Doesn't the penis get soft for a few minutes of time right after an orgasm?

[mattz1010]

If you keep going, you can have more. I think? You need to be vigilant though,

[Vagrant]

How would a man have multiple? Doesn't the penis get soft for a few minutes of time right after an orgasm?

For most guys, it takes a half hour to recover from an orgasm, during which time the penis cannot become erect, no matter how much stimulation it receives.

For some men, the ability to have multiple orgasms is a born trait. However, for men such as porno stars, they've learned tricks that allow them to have multiple orgasms. I can't inform you on how, since I haven't discovered that myself. :P

[AssaultRifle]

Male porn stars suffer many problems after awhile in the business. Some get erectile dysfunctions and other similar problems.

[Espo Mk. II]

aids perhaps?

[Doug05257]

For most guys, it takes a half hour to recover from an orgasm, during which time the penis cannot become erect, no matter how much stimulation it receives.
An entire half hour?!

I'll consider myself lucky and shut up. :)

[Karl]

How do I figure out if I was circumsized without asking my parents? (That's a rather awkward question because it implies to my parents that I've been thinking or looking at my penis.)

I'm pretty sure I am, but for lack of reference, I don't know.

[˙·٠•●Motherloader●•٠·˙]

If there's a little flap of skin over the top of your head, then you're uncircumcised.

If you don't have it, then you are. I suspect you are.

[Masteq]

For most guys, it takes a half hour to recover from an orgasm

An entire half hour?!

I'll consider myself lucky and shut up. :)

ROFL!!!!! okay thats just wrong >.>

[mattz1010]

How do I figure out if I was circumsized without asking my parents? (That's a rather awkward question because it implies to my parents that I've been thinking or looking at my penis.)

I'm pretty sure I am, but for lack of reference, I don't know.

Basically what motherloader 0 said.

In other words, it looks like a sausage, uncircumsized, and a hot dog circumsized.

>_>

Actually, a question of my own:

is it healthier to be uncircumsized or circumsized? I've read different reports, but I believe it's un'.

[˙·٠•●Motherloader●•٠·˙]

If you're "Un" then you have to scrub under the little flappy thing at the tip, otherwise you get infections.

I've never had to anything special to the ole lovemaker, and I'm circumsized, so I think most people are good. To go.

[FLASH-MX]

I think it depends, if your the kind of guy that cleans and has a good hygene routine, the extra skin keeps out foreign objects from directly hitting the head, plus it can also be retracted, so if you dont want it, pull it back, if you do, pull back up. Its like a dual thing that no circumsized guy can do.

[Doug05257]

I think it depends, if your the kind of guy that cleans and has a good hygene routine, the extra skin keeps out foreign objects from directly hitting the head, plus it can also be retracted, so if you dont want it, pull it back, if you do, pull back up. Its like a dual thing that no circumsized guy can do.
Like, uh... pants?

xD

[Guybrush Threepwood]

So the flap of skin at the end of an uncircumsized penis is supposed to be able to be pulled back?
What if it, ummm...won't?

[Doug05257]

Then you shouldn't have been playing with the stapler.

[eyebrow]

Practice. If it won't go past the head it could be hard to clean and could eventually get infected.

[FLASH-MX]

So the flap of skin at the end of an uncircumsized penis is supposed to be able to be pulled back?
What if it, ummm...won't?

Keep pulling back at it, stretch the skin a bit, dont worry, you dont have an infection, I had this too, just stretch the skin every day and youll be fine. By foreign objects I meant like lint occasionally, or some smaller stuff like that that could end up there, accordingly to what you were doing in the first place...

[Screech]

Male Orgasms-

I remember once reading this story in a book about male sexuality, about a guy walking into a sexual research center. He walked in, said he could do more than one orgasm after another- even better, he could do severak SEVERAL in a row. They told him it was impossiable. He sat down, then had 38 orgasms in a row, got up, then just walked out never to be heard of again.

Female Orgasms-

The reason females can have more than more orgasm at a time is due to the reaching of an orgasm. Men and women have different ways of reaching climax. Once they reach it, men lose all the drive at once. Women generally take much longer, and since the drive is still high, it's easy just to continue and get another orgasm. Thats also why women like to cuddle after and things like that.

penis skin-

If it doesn't go back, you could have stigma. Go see your doctor.

[vladimir..harkonnen]

Do you really think it's a great idea to talk to people you don't even know about this stuff. If you have a problem about sex and you need some advice or help, ask someone in the real world, like a parent, or a friend, or even a counciller.. I cannot beleive that the mods would allow such a thread. *shakes head in dissapointment.*

[Kevim]

Do you really think it's a great idea to talk to people you don't even know about this stuff. If you have a problem about sex and you need some advice or help, ask someone in the real world, like a parent, or a friend, or even a counciller.. I cannot beleive that the mods would allow such a thread. *shakes head in dissapointment.*
So... you honestly want us to ask these questions to parents or guidence counslers... I don't know about you, but I have an emotion called embarrisment. I would rather be punched in the balls then ask some of the questions about sex to my mom that I have Dom.

And besides, these guys are my friends, and there advice is just as good via the internet as it would be in "the real world". And for God sakes, get a new username. Your's is one of the most obnoxious and idiotic I have ever seen.

[vladimir..harkonnen]

No I refuse to get a new username, and I still stand by my statment that this thread should not be supported by the mods. This is a degrading thread. Most of the posts here are pointless spam. AR. Good idea but this thread is now pointless.

[Kevim]

No I refuse to get a new username, and I still stand by my statment that this thread should not be supported by the mods. This is a degrading thread. Most of the posts here are pointless spam. AR. Good idea but this thread is now pointless.
It will never be pointless, because people will always have more questions. And you really aren't contributing to the thread much by posting this buddy.

[Kirk]

No I refuse to get a new username, and I still stand by my statment that this thread should not be supported by the mods. This is a degrading thread. Most of the posts here are pointless spam. AR. Good idea but this thread is now pointless.

Degrading thread? Do you think I really want to have a conversation with my mom about what a blowjob is? Or that my penis skin is hard to pull back? I think not. Plus this is the real world, just because we speak through computers rather than phones dosen't mean we're fake. Plus, one of the top mods frequently posts here.

[Danielle]

I keep a close eye on this thread. And it is actually interesting. People know that the advice they get here is not necessarily correct, just as it may not be if you asked a parent or guidance councillor. It is just an opinion or suggestion.

[noobpwner1]

No I refuse to get a new username, and I still stand by my statment that this thread should not be supported by the mods. This is a degrading thread. Most of the posts here are pointless spam. AR. Good idea but this thread is now pointless.Some questions may seem silly or degrading to you, but not to other people who actually have different problems. Show some respect. Just don't look in this thread if it bothers you.

[FLASH-MX]

Well back on topic,

I have had the skin problems before but I did go to a doctor and what he told me was that the skin had not really strectched past the full lenght. Only thing to do is pull back every day, little by little until it can go all the way fast, and back.

Whatever you do though, if youve never touched the head, DONT right away. Chances are its going to be very hyper-sensitive and will stay like that for quite a while, again, little by little work on touching it until it doesnt hurt.

After that, you will be able to retract, extract, and keep the foreskin.

Just take that extra 2 mins of your life to clean under it everyday.

[˙·٠•●Motherloader●•٠·˙]

Hahahah.

You've just given me a mental image of a bunch of guys doing various excercises for their foreskin in a gym. I saw some foreskin yoga in there.

[Kirk]

Hahahah.

You've just given me a mental image of a bunch of guys doing various excercises for their foreskin in a gym. I saw some foreskin yoga in there.

Lots of jocks pulling back the skin of their penises makes you smile?

[˙·٠•●Motherloader●•٠·˙]

It's just amusing how FLASH-MX described it is a kind of "excercise".

[FLASH-MX]

Well I mean it really is, it basically does something to bodily enhance a part of your skin naturally, im not too sure thats the "meaning" of excersize, but I know nothing else to call it by.

[mattz1010]

Do you really think it's a great idea to talk to people you don't even know about this stuff. If you have a problem about sex and you need some advice or help, ask someone in the real world, like a parent, or a friend, or even a counciller.. I cannot beleive that the mods would allow such a thread. *shakes head in dissapointment.*

I can't believe you're so dissupporting of sexual education.

Do you really want people to have unsafe and unprotected sex instead?

Edit: vladimir, you've failed as a user. Please leave Xgen forever or change your lines of thought.

Secondly: To clean the head of the penis if you're uncircumsized (or if you're just health-oriented O_o)...

Just pull the skin back and let the water flow during a shower. :) Water doesn't hurt the head. Unless you have your shower set to massage. Then it's kinda painful XD

[DISTURBED.KILLER]

I agree, why would you go to your parents and ask them hey how do I lick vagina? lmao

[Vagrant]

Once they reach it, men lose all the drive at once. Women generally take much longer, and since the drive is still high, it's easy just to continue and get another orgasm. Thats also why women like to cuddle after and things like that.

Hey! I like to cuddle afterwards. >.>

[Tanktunker]

I'm horny on far too frequent intervals, I mean, I don't mind it that much, but I'm sure cum'ing 3 or 4 times a day is unhealthy.
Other than self restraint, any way to get my Penis to stop "tingling" or whatever you'd call that feeling?
Also, how many times a week is healthy?

[AssaultRifle]

I'm horny on far too frequent intervals, I mean, I don't mind it that much, but I'm sure cum'ing 3 or 4 times a day is unhealthy.
Other than self restraint, any way to get my Penis to stop "tingling" or whatever you'd call that feeling?
Also, how many times a week is healthy?
There is no 'safe' amount, but I suggest you cut it down by at least half. That is unless you want to develop premature ejaculation problems or erectile dysfunction.

[Tanktunker]

Enlighten me, kind sir, where do you get your info?
I fail to see how masturbating too much would lead to erectile dysfunction AND premature ejaculation.
It would seem to me that you would only be able to have one, not both, since if you have erectile dysfunction you can't really cum too much.

[AssaultRifle]

Enlighten me, kind sir, where do you get your info?
I fail to see how masturbating too much would lead to erectile dysfunction AND premature ejaculation.
It would seem to me that you would only be able to have one, not both, since if you have erectile dysfunction you can't really cum too much.
First off, I didn't say AND, I said OR.
Second off, my information comes from sources such as Men's Health and various websites to confirm it.

[redwater40]

what does uncircumsized mean? cuz i think i am and im scared... really scared....

[FLASH-MX]

Nothing at all to be worried about. It means simply that you still have your foreskin.

By the way, what is this Premature Ejaculation?

[Kevim]

Hey! I like to cuddle afterwards. >.>
That just means your not a real man.

[Spine]

but I'm sure cum'ing 3 or 4 times a day is unhealthy.No. It's really not at all. For someone with a slower sex drive, it could possibly be, but if you feel comfortable with that, then you're fine. Your body will tell you when you've reached your limit. Once you hit that wall, do not go past it. The signs are pretty obvious, tougher to get an erection, not really wanting to have sex/wank, 'air balls', just generally not feeling like you're horny and ready.

If you want a personal thing, 3 or 4 isn't too weird. In the summer when I have more time that's normal for me. Actual sex seems more tiring then masterbating, but god knows the average guy doesn't get enough of that.

The highest # I've ever reached is 7. It's fair to say I didn't do much that day, lol. Though I bet someone with a higher sex drive could get 10 if they had the time in the day. (although that's not normal, that's their limit.)

It can vary from person to person, but that's not weird, and there are no real side-effects besides loss of time.

Premature ejaculation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premature_ejaculation
Is basically getting off too quick. Very common problem. Although we're designed to cum quickly for reproduction purposes, so we're kind of screwed with that one. (heh, screwed.)

The ways to prolong yourself will vary. You can learn with practice, just pretend you're trying to hold out for longer, without stopping all together. It can be caused from nervousness, or just being too horny. Some guys will think about other stuff, some will slow down or stop untill they're cooled down, some just have enough "training" to control it.

Circumsized, and circumcision. Circumcision is removal of some or all of the foreskin. They both have their positives and negatives. If you're uncircumsized, you have all of your foreskin. Not that big of a deal, plenty of men are uncircumsized. They can do everything normally, from sex to urination to #### push-ups. There can be some problems with the foreskin not going down the penis, but that's kind of rare, and fixable. Basically, nothing to be scared of.

Dom, quit spreading false information. Masterbating doesn't cause those ####ing problems. Unless you masterbate with a brick or something. ED? Hell no, maybe right afterwards, but then technically sex can too. Premature ejaculating? Bull####, on the contrary it actually can help fix that. If you've already ejaculated an hour ago, you'll be able to go for longer then not having came in a couple days. Plus you learn how to prolong yourself while masterbating. That's like saying if you brush your teeth regularly it'll turn your teeth black.