The Sex Questions/Advice Thread

[CriticalX]

I'm only fourteen.

Until I'm eighteen, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU/c

Seriously. I think the 18+ Forum's rules should be looser, allowing people under eighteen to get in if they meet certain requirements. I mean obviously, kids know more about sex today then a few decades ago.

Can you hear me all the way back there in the '50s XGen Admins?

;P

[Paul]

Who here has a porn addiction?

[CriticalX]

Obviously you do.

:)

[Paul]

Obviously. lol i dont. Im just asking.

[Justin]

I have a healthy respect for the medium. Not sure I'd call it an addiction.

[Dragon]

What is the line for addiction? I have no idea. I'm guessing it's if you begin to bring porn with you everywhere you go rather then saving it in some poorly named folder to come back to every once in awhile.

I'm not addicted.

[Justin]

I've never seen any reason to 'save' porn, either electronically, or in hardcopy. The internet provides an inexhaustible supply of fresh material, why would I want to watch/look at the same stuff over and over?

[Dragon]

I was just giving an example. I use a certain website. I'm too paranoid to save porn onto my computer even though it's my own personal laptop.

[Spartanwarrior3]

I use the same website every single time. I give it a jerk-n-tug at least 3-4 times a week, though I wouldn't say I'm addicted.

[Adam]

What do girls look for in boys/men/males to head for first when engaging in intercourse?

[denacioust]

What do girls look for in boys/men/males to head for first when engaging in intercourse?

I'd go straight for the pooper.


What exactly do you mean? In the foreplay or during the actual sex.
If it's foreplay you haveta kinda work your way up, or down as it would be. Just start with her face and hair and move to the back and the ass and the boobs and then legs and all.

[Mr. Anderson]

I look at porn maybe once or twice a week, jerk it maybe two or three times. I'd say that's a healthy "average" for someone who isn't getting any. >_>

[Joest]

my dick is like a five dollar foot long
wat

[somerandomdude]

lol random

[Mr. Anderson]

wat

I think he means you can buy and eat his dick for $5. cheap ##### imo

[CriticalX]

I love this thread with it's lawlness.

[Joest]

I think he means you can buy and eat his dick for $5. cheap ##### imo
Or that he pays people to suck his dick. >_>

[CriticalX]

More like a two or three dollar six inch...

[ssgtGrimreaper]

More like a two or three dollar six inch...I'm more of a 5 dollar footlong, personally.

[Alphaniner]

Anyhoo, with regards to the shaven/trimmed discussion a few pages back.

It has been five days since I shaved completely clean.

Day 1: The craziest sensation ever
Day 5: I have never experienced such an intense itch in my entire life.

I'll leave it up to you.

[AssaultRifle]

Anyhoo, with regards to the shaven/trimmed discussion a few pages back.

It has been five days since I shaved completely clean.

Day 1: The craziest sensation ever
Day 5: I have never experienced such an intense itch in my entire life.

I'll leave it up to you.
Shave it again, this time don't go against the grain - go with it. Feels smoother.

Also, don't forget to moisturize down there - takes away the itch a lot.

[Alphaniner]

This reminds me what my granpappy used to say: "Go right and ahead and do anything involving your junk and sharp metal objects so long as some random guy on the internet says it's ok."

EDIT: And on the 6th day, God created lotion. And Alphy rejoiced, for it was good.

[Squar3~B1zzn3ss]

Well I have never shaved but I would assume it itches worse than facial hair growing and a lot worse. You don't want to be seen walking around school scratching your nuts because of pubes growing back. I personally just trim, it feels a lot breezier down there once your done and it just looks cleaner

[AssaultRifle]

I've trimmed before, but all the women I've been with have all expressed that they prefer it bare than buzzed.

[criticism]

I love this thread with it's lawlness.

I love it for the same reason.

[Justin]

I've trimmed before, but all the men I've been with have all expressed that they prefer it bare than buzzed.

Fixed.

Seriously, dude.

[Paul]

LOL! Why did you do that?

[criticism]

Because he can.

I noticed that too Justin. Nice catch.

LOL! Why didn't you do that sooner?

^Like that.^ =P

[Paul]

Give it to me in the bum. Now. NOW!!
Ohhh like that...

[Spartanwarrior3]

Lulz. I've trimmed before because I hate the pubs that feel like needles stabbing into your penis. I don't trim anymore, might try shaving do to lulz.

[AssaultRifle]

Fixed.

Seriously, dude.
Oi!

Lulz. I've trimmed before because I hate the pubs that feel like needles stabbing into your penis. I don't trim anymore, might try shaving do to lulz.
The first few times you shave it's going to be a bit prickly, but then you get used to it and it feels fine.

[Ace2cool]

Gilette aftershave works wonders down there.

[Mr. Anderson]

Gilette aftershave works wonders down there.

#### no. Sounds like it'd burn my junk.

[AssaultRifle]

Only if you cut yourself up. So be careful.

[Justin]

Gilette aftershave works wonders down there.

The burning sensation means it's working.

Or you have gonorrhoea.

One of the two.

[VladimirNabokov]

Trimming > Shaving.

When you shave it all off, it itches like hell growing back in. Just better to keep it maintained, rather than nair the whole thing to hell.

[AssaultRifle]

The burning sensation means it's working.

Or you have gonorrhoea.

One of the two.
Or both.

[HungryMonkey]

Trimming > Shaving.

When you shave it all off, it itches like hell growing back in. Just better to keep it maintained, rather than nair the whole thing to hell.

Nair seems like a bad idea near "the goods"

[~Nooba~]

I really never found it to be that complicated of a task.

[Paul]

Shaving would look nasty.

[Aalap]

Im too young for this. :O!!!!!

[Alphaniner]

Shaving would look nasty.


Everybody likes pubic stubble!

[Justin]

Unfortunately, as always, this threads has devolved into juvenile stupidity.