The Sex Questions/Advice Thread

[deafman]

*shrugs*

[Doug05257]

What's a butt pirate?

Someone who wants to plunder yer booty. Multiple times.

[deafman]

Hope that never happens to anyone, except for people who like it or have a rash because they do it too much.

[n3xus]

it is illegal if one of you is older, but the penalty is less harsh if they admit consent when ur caught.

[deafman]

I think he's trying to say get your groove on.

[n3xus]

I am educating him of the possible consequences.

[deafman]

Okay, but you are leaning to get your groove on, right?

[n3xus]

ye basically.

[deafman]

who doesn't want to get it on? (exception of people who find it uncomfortable, believe me I understand if you don't like it)

[Doug05257]

it is illegal if one of you is older, but the penalty is less harsh if they admit consent when ur caught.

A minor cannot give consent. That's why it's considered rape.

[deafman]

not just rape, statutory rape but it sucks that they can't say anything on their part.

[Justin]

not just rape, statutory rape but it sucks that they can't say anything on their part.

That 'stautory' doesn't get you very far. You'll be on the child sex offender registry for life. Employers/Landlords/Lenders won't care that it was a stat rape charge. They'll just see you did time and that you're a registered sex offender and you'll be working at the car wash and living in your parent's basement for life.

[n3xus]

so, you can be a registered sex offender from sexual harassment. Imagine whistling at an attractive female and then bam your in court. You will treated as a rapist would for the rest of your life.

[deafman]

Talk about being put in a jam. But I guess if people who like putting people in prison have that power. you guys are doomed.

[n3xus]

the process can also be in reverse, i.e. female says something "flirty" to a man, and him being offended charges her with S.H.

[deafman]

Yes, but not as harsh as a man doing that to a woman.

[n3xus]

Yes, but not as harsh as a man doing that to a woman.

That's very true. There is alot of gender discrimination in circumstances like that.

[Mr. Anderson]

Anyone convicted of statutory rape for whistling at a women didn't get a fair trial.

[deafman]

Well, then who would get the blame if I whistled to a eighteen year old woman?

[denacioust]

Well, then who would get the blame if I whistled to a eighteen year old woman?


What bearing has age?

If you do whistle at a girl it's not exactly respectible.

[deafman]

but i'm sixteen, I can do this: *she provoked me*

[Justin]

It's not illegal, either.

[Mr. Anderson]

Well, then who would get the blame if I whistled to a eighteen year old woman?

Blame for what? The woman would take it in stride, not with a lawsuit.


You can whistle at whoever the hell you want, it just might be rude.

[deafman]

Alright! Thank lord i'll only do it to married women.

[Spectral]

Do girls shave their butt hole hairs?

Is my semen supposed to smell like bleach?

[BobGnarly]

How is vaginal sex? I have only had oral. Can't wait til the day I can say I am no longer a vergin though.

[WVJimbo]

Is sex supposed to be "Psychologically Addicting" once you've had it?

[Mr. Anderson]

Is my semen supposed to smell like bleach?

I faintly remember that being asked before, and the answer being it's normal.

[DarkReality]

Is sex supposed to be "Psychologically Addicting" once you've had it?

That would be mother nature tricking you into reproducing. So yes, it's supposed to make you want more.

[eyebrow]

Is my semen supposed to smell like bleach?

Mine smells like cake :s

[Gerbil!]

Mine smells like cake :s

mine smells like bugs bunny without the ball sweat

[Quentin]

Whats erectile dysfunction, and how do you get it?

Lol...
You`d know if you had it.

[YoureANubcake]

How do I have this sex?

[Mr. Anderson]

How do I have this sex?
Oops, I accidentally the the virgins.

[YoureANubcake]

How does one accidentally virgins?

[ERROR 404]

They take a virgin, and......ACCIDENT IT!!
I IZ SO SMRT

[BobGnarly]

Can precum get a girl pregnant?

[Mr. Anderson]

Can precum get a girl pregnant?

I'm 85% sure this is true.

[Joest]

Oops, I accidentally the the virgins.
You accidentally the WHOLE virgin?!

[AssaultRifle]

Can precum get a girl pregnant?
Yes, but the odds are low. Wrap your tool.

[Joest]

Wash your tool, as well. You don't want you 'hammer' getting 'rusty'.

[Justin]

You should work under the assumption that any unprotected sexual contact will result in pregnancy.

[BobGnarly]

You should work under the assumption that any unprotected sexual contact will result in pregnancy.


It would be cool having a kid at my age if I had a good, stable job and if I knew the girl for a while and knew that we would be together for the rest of our lives.

[W@TZ D@T?]

It would be cool having a kid at my age if I had a good, stable job and if I knew the girl for a while and knew that we would be together for the rest of our lives.

True, but that's not really something of which you can ever be 100 percent sure. If you are married then it might be possible, but I would totally recomend waiting to get married until you are ready, and not rush into anything without thinking.

[denacioust]

It would be cool having a kid at my age if I had a good, stable job and if I knew the girl for a while and knew that we would be together for the rest of our lives.

And neither of you have any plans of going to college or being able to do stuff just you and her for the next 18 years or so.

[Justin]

No kidding. I'm 26 and married and I'm still super paranoid about pregnancies. There's way too much stuff I want to do first.

[Ace2cool]

Is getting off to babysitter porn with your amazing cousin beside you doing the same thing, the cousin someone who's gotten more ##### than three average guys combined in a lifetime at the age of 18 normal?

[Joest]

No kidding. I'm 26 and married and I'm still super paranoid about pregnancies. There's way too much stuff I want to do first.
Like getting a Ph.D.?

[Light,Knight]

What happends when you have sex with your cousen?

[Joest]

What is this 'cousen' you speak of?

[Ace2cool]

Lol, we got off to some epic porn today. No homo.

[Mykester]

@Ace2Cool: What? THis a guy or a chick? Either way it's creeapy fapping with another person, ESPECIALLY if they're related to you. And what is the word that's censored?

[Ace2cool]

puss

and guy.

[BobGnarly]

It sucks having a gf waiting until marriage to have sex.

[Mykester]

Lawl, if he faps with dudes I can doubt he's gotten any puss, moar like cawk.

[Ace2cool]

myk -

We've tagteamed two girls at once, ####ing hot experience.

And we were kinda just messing around...

[Weezy]

How big should a penis be for a 16 year old?

Mine is 5" flacid and 7" erect

[BobGnarly]

How big should a penis be for a 16 year old?

Mine is 5" flacid and 7" erect


That is about the same size as mine. The average erect size for an adult is 6.5 inches, so I geuss we are lucky. Size of the boat doesn't matter. It is more about the motion of the ocean. Only guys care about penis size. I have never met a decent non slutty girl that cared about size.

[Squar3~B1zzn3ss]

Well go to Asia, I was watching a show (manswers for you interested) and I heard the average 5" to 5 1/2" max, only if you want to seem big. Like BobGnarly said, it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean ftw?

[Ace2cool]

That is about the same size as mine. The average erect size for an adult is 6.5 inches, so I geuss we are lucky. Size of the boat doesn't matter. It is more about the motion of the ocean. Only guys care about penis size. I have never met a decent non slutty girl that cared about size.

QFFT.

Hell, I'm asian (Chinese) myself, and I'm not even going to lie. At most I'm 5' 3/4, I've never measured with a ruler because that would make me feel really gay, but just as an approximation.

Anyways, Bob, that line is so ####ing great.
Lines, to be honest.
"Only guys care..." and the line about
"A decent non slutty girl..."

[Joest]

I've never measured with a ruler because that would make me feel really gay...

[Mr. Anderson]

So you masturbate next to your cousin (who's a guy) but you don't measure your dick because it would make you feel gay....



Your mind is distorted in some very odd ways.

[AssaultRifle]

How big should a penis be for a 16 year old?

Mine is 5" flacid and 7" erect
Sounds about right. You are actually a bit over average.

The real average size of men is around 5.5 inches. Shocked? It's true. Even Ron Jeremy, legendary pornstar, used to brag about his 13 inch dick, meanwhile it was measured at full-staff to only be 9.

Porn has changed the way we think about size. Honestly, I'm only 6-6.5 myself, and I'm comfortable with that. It's not about the size, it's about how you use it and how long you can use it right. With my girlfriend we average at least 30 minutes of intercourse minimum each time we have sex, and we've gone for several hours before without me letting a nut go. It takes practice, concentration, and sometimes you just need to let go and have fun instead of worrying what the girl is thinking - because chances are she's just letting go and enjoying the fun as well.

[Justin]

I've never measured with a ruler because that would make me feel really gay...

From now on, you shall be known as chet.

[Weezy]

Thanks AR, I was too ashamed to google it, so I decided to ask my e-pals!

[Ace2cool]

From now on, you shall be known as chet.

Chet?

[Weezy]

http://www.deomareditora.com.br/ospadrinhosmagicos2/imgs/pers_chetubetcha.jpg

CHET UBETCHA

[Joest]

I searched 'Chet' in Google Images and I found this (http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e32/OmartheMystic/chet-1.jpg).

It was so unexpected.

[Justin]

Chet?

As in Not-Gay Chet from the Real World Brooklyn.

You people need to watch The Soup.

[Joest]

I only watch the Sports Soup (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_Soup).

[Mr. Anderson]

I watch both soups. But I haven't in a couple weeks.

[Ace2cool]

What... may I ask, is a soup?

[Justin]

It's a TV show. On the E! network.

[a1b23]

Is getting off to babysitter porn with your amazing cousin beside you doing the same thing, the cousin someone who's gotten more ##### than three average guys combined in a lifetime at the age of 18 normal?

I don't think it is.

It's all relative though.

[WhiteKnight]

It sucks having a gf waiting until marriage to have sex.

I agree. I had to break up with my girlfriend because of this. She wanted to get marry at the age of 34.. I don't know why... What is the point? You need to go out with a girl for 2-4 years to make sure she is the right one, that means no sex for that many years. Then finally you can get marry and have it all night long. Know what I mean lol?

[BobGnarly]

I won't break up with her for that. I love her to much, and I don't wanna be seen as a shallow jackass. Maybe we will get married some day. We have only been dating 4 months, but it could happen. You never know.

[Dragon]

Bob, how old are you?

[BobGnarly]

17

[Spectral]

Wow she must not be horny at all if she has the patience to wait until marriage to have sex.

I hate girls like that. I don't think I'll ever date a girl that isn't horny as ####ing hell. My ex was nasty. I think it was because she was with me though.

[BobGnarly]

Wow she must not be horny at all if she has the patience to wait until marriage to have sex.

I hate girls like that. I don't think I'll ever date a girl that isn't horny as ####ing hell. My ex was nasty. I think it was because she was with me though.


Well, she is a pretty religious Christian. She is trying to get me to go to church with her every Sunday. I just went with her twice though.

[Fabian920]

Is this place appropriate to ask about cunningulus?

[CriticalX]

Sounds about right. You are actually a bit over average.

The real average size of men is around 5.5 inches. Shocked? It's true. Even Ron Jeremy, legendary pornstar, used to brag about his 13 inch dick, meanwhile it was measured at full-staff to only be 9.

Porn has changed the way we think about size. Honestly, I'm only 6-6.5 myself, and I'm comfortable with that. It's not about the size, it's about how you use it and how long you can use it right. With my girlfriend we average at least 30 minutes of intercourse minimum each time we have sex, and we've gone for several hours before without me letting a nut go. It takes practice, concentration, and sometimes you just need to let go and have fun instead of worrying what the girl is thinking - because chances are she's just letting go and enjoying the fun as well.
It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

<_<

[Raewynn Saoirse]

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

<_<

It's not how big your loaf is, it's how you butter the bread. :D

[Joest]

It's not the size of the sausage that matters, it's how juicy it is.

[WhiteKnight]

Well, she is a pretty religious Christian. She is trying to get me to go to church with her every Sunday. I just went with her twice though.

You can go two ways in this situation, trust me. One way is be very religious with her and then you will notice you will change A LOT. Or you can just be with her and like her for who you are, but sadly will end soon enough. I hope everything goes well for you. I been in already 3 relationships like this.

[Kerry]

It's not the size of the sausage that matters, it's how juicy it is.


Yea, that one really doesn't make sense.

[denacioust]

It's not the length of the cucumber, it's what kind of salad you put it in.

[Kerry]

A tossed salad?

[Weezy]

What is the most sensitive part of a woman's body? I heard it was the clitoris. Kerry?

[Kerry]

Every female is different. For the majority probably the clitoris. But a lot of women are sensitive in areas like ears, nipples, thighs, lower back, buttocks, etc.

[Spartanwarrior3]

How come when you don't masturbate for like a week, the jizz comes out super duper thick?

[Hex]

Your sperm count is higher.

[Kerry]

Yea, that. =P. Have you guys never heard of google?

[Spartanwarrior3]

I actually knew the answer, I just wanted to contribute to the thread.

[YoureANubcake]

How become when you have the sex you feel the pleasure?

How does one sex?

[Alice Cooper]

Evolutionary incentive to reproduce.

Hard and long.

[WhiteKnight]

How long can a virgin around the age 16 last in his sex? I heard when you first have sex the max time before you cum is like 8 minutes max. If higher then you made a world record in the Men's Sex Records book.

True/False/FAIL?

[BobGnarly]

8 minutes of nonstop vaginal is impossible


Is it weird that a fantasize of non-ghetto black women?

[denacioust]

;2390087']How long can a virgin around the age 16 last in his sex? I heard when you first have sex the max time before you cum is like 8 minutes max. If higher then you made a world record in the Men's Sex Records book.

True/False/FAIL?

If you masturbated like that day you could go on for a long, long time.

My first time lasted about 3 minutes. Which included 1 minute of getting on the condom and 1 minute and 59 seconds of cuddling.

My second time, several months later, lasted ages cause I'd masturbated already that day.

[Mr. Anderson]

If you masturbated like that day you could go on for a long, long time.

My first time lasted about 3 minutes. Which included 1 minute of getting on the condom and 1 minute and 59 seconds of cuddling.

My second time, several months later, lasted ages cause I'd masturbated already that day.

Good to know, actually. :P

[WhiteKnight]

Wow that is great to know. But how long exactly can you go for your first time? 5 Minutes at least?

[~Nooba~]

If you're worried about how long you'll last you're having sex for the wrong reason. Sex, especially your first time, is supposed to be with someone that actually means something to you. If you're worried about how they'll react to you in bed then you're not very secure with how they must feel towards you.

[AssaultRifle]

;2390597']Wow that is great to know. But how long exactly can you go for your first time? 5 Minutes at least?
My first time I lasted 30 seconds.
If you're worried about how long you'll last you're having sex for the wrong reason. Sex, especially your first time, is supposed to be with someone that actually means something to you. If you're worried about how they'll react to you in bed then you're not very secure with how they must feel towards you.
It's perfectly okay to worry about how long you last in bed. There is no pleasure for anyone in a 2 minute run under the covers.

I'm going to write a lot of information here that I've gathered over the years that has helped me...

1. Masturbate as if it was sex.
What does this mean? It means don't jerk it for the sole purpose of blowing your load out - you want to train yourself to keep it down as long as possible. So instead of whacking off at 100% intensity, keep yourself at 70% of what you consider the most pleasurable. And when you think you can't hold it down any longer, try and relax. Breathe. Don't tense up. Just focus on something else, such as how your skin feels and why the muscles in your arm are tight right now. Eventually, you can control and ejaculation to stay put for some extra time.

2. A jackhammer is not a sex demonstration.
Going fast in bed is good and all, but grinding it out with a girl is even better - plus it will help you to not burst so quickly. If you are thrusting fast you are going to blow your load - most guys can only hold a solid quick pace for a few minutes. If you think you're getting close, go deep inside of her and start to grind slowly. Grab her hair, kiss her neck, do the things that turn her on. Make it slow, yet passionate and intense. She'll enjoy it - also as you are doing this it will be a chance for you to take a break from the tension and relax, that way you last longer.

3. Speak
Talking and whispering is a great line of defense against a quick shot. Why? Because you'll be thinking about what you are saying and what she thinks about it, not about where your little man is. Communicate with her in bed, ask her what feels good. Do it confidently, but not cocky.

4. Use a rubber
Condoms will up your sexual timing from a jog to a marathon. Sex won't be as pleasurable, but it will still feel pretty good. If you really have trouble lasting long in bed, don't use thin condoms, such as Trojan's Ultra Thin (gray box). Instead, use the regular lubricated condoms. If you still can't hold yourself down, use the Trojan Extended Pleasure, which has a numbing agent inside of the condom. You won't feel anything, but hey - you wanted to last longer, right? Also, get yourself acquainted with condoms. Go ahead and buy a box, open it, and put one on to see how it feels.

5. Ladies First
Be a gentleman. Don't allow yourself to have an orgasm until she does. Play this game with yourself and you are sure to keep her satisfied.


Hope that helped.

[oglocz1]

Lol, What have you seen him in action or what.

[AssaultRifle]

This information better not be coming from a virgin
I'm not a virgin... far from it.
Lol, What have you seen him in action or what.
Was that English? Could have fooled me. Wait, who the hell are you anyway?

[RocketSoldier]

My first time I lasted 30 seconds.


Out of curiosity, how long can you last now?

[AssaultRifle]

Out of curiosity, how long can you last now?
Not to brag at all, but I've gone hours before. On average? 30-45 minutes.

[Mr. Anderson]

I actually do that first thing you say sometimes. >_>

[Danielle]

If you're worried about how long you'll last you're having sex for the wrong reason. Sex, especially your first time, is supposed to be with someone that actually means something to you. If you're worried about how they'll react to you in bed then you're not very secure with how they must feel towards you.
Either way, you want your first time to be a good memory. How much of a good memory is it going to be if you and your partner don't get any pleasure from it because the guy only lasts a minute?

[Spartanwarrior3]

I actually do Number 1 all the time...Except I could do it a lot more, I do it as little as three times every masturbation session, and it in all makes the ejaculation feel that much better(Not to mention, your load shoots out a lot faster.)

I would also like to add to #5:
If you happen to cum before she does, just "Eat her out." Or, in fact do that before hand....warm her up a bit, and that way it won't take as long to get her off.

Keep in mind, I'm still a virgin.

[Light,Knight]

At what age do you produce the most amount od Sperm?

[Kevim]

At what age do you produce the most amount od Sperm?
Testosterone peaks in a man at 18, so I'd think translate into sperm count peaking at 18.

[Adam]

I heard that if you Masturbate before sex, it increases how long you last. Is this true?

[AssaultRifle]

I heard that if you Masturbate before sex, it increases how long you last. Is this true?
Yes, it is, but not directly before. Maybe an hour or two before. It helps a lot.

[Light,Knight]

Can Females Cum? If so why do they do it?

[Defective]

^they certainly can and I'm pretty sure from the vagina (correct me if I am wrong)

[Mr. Anderson]

Can Females Cum? If so why do they do it?

Yes, from their vaginas, because they've been pleasured.

[Light,Knight]

No, Like why? A man cums so he can plant his seed. Girls harvest the sees so why do girls cum?

[Spectral]

Everytime a girl cums God kills a puppy.

But really, girls cum because it's a female's natural way to lubricate her vagina while receiving vaginal sex. At least I think.

[Light,Knight]

Everytime a girl cums God kills a puppy.

But really, girls cum because it's a female's natural way to lubricate her vagina while receiving vaginal sex. At least I think.

If that was the case then why wouldn't it be instant? In order for the girl to cum she most first have a orgasm. What help would that be if you had to wait till she cums to have it slick?

[AssaultRifle]

A girl gets "wet" to lubricate herself in anticipation of receiving sex, much like how a guy gets an erection. She doesn't have an orgasm right off the bat just to get lubed.

A girl has an orgasm much like a guy has an orgasm - at the peak of sexual activity. But what is an orgasm? An orgasm is defined as "the moment of most intense pleasure in sexual intercourse", which you can vouch for as true. When a girl has an orgasm, it is just the height of the sexual pleasure. Sometimes, females can ejaculate - which is just a natural reflex and contraction of an orgasm in a woman.

[Light,Knight]

One more question. How old do you gotta be to buy a condom?

[Danielle]

Old enough to reach the counter?

[Spartanwarrior3]

Basically, yeah. They cannot enforce a law restricting you of safe sex, but due to all your questions, I don't think you will need condoms.

[AssaultRifle]

One more question. How old do you gotta be to buy a condom?
No age limit.

[Light,Knight]

No age limit.

Oh, Ok, I was just wondering. I guess they really couldnt make a limit because if you got a girl pregnant you could sue them.

[Paul]

I know you can make a girl have an orgasm just off of fingering her. But does anyone know how to do that?

[YoureANubcake]

Uhh, put your finger into the vagina and go in an out in a SORT OF 'come here' motion.

AKA Don't make it look like you're scratching an itch on her (or his) vagina.

[Adam]

Yes, it is, but not directly before. Maybe an hour or two before. It helps a lot.

Is this what you would recommend doing in order to last longer, or is there a better way? Appreciated.

[AssaultRifle]

Is this what you would recommend doing in order to last longer, or is there a better way? Appreciated.
I've used it before, works pretty well. If you do it too soon before you have sex though it's going to take longer to get your dick hard.

[Ace2cool]

Oh my god Dom.

Are you laughing your ass off while you write these replies/answers?

I mean, sure, as the maker of the thread, you have an obligation to answer these questions, but that doesn't prevent you from having a laugh now and then, now does it? :p

[CriticalX]

One more question. How old do you gotta be to buy a condom?

Old enough to reach the counter?
rofl

Is it weird that at age twelve, I cut a hole in one of my stuffed animals... and... you see where I'm going with this.

[Syrito]

rofl

Is it weird that at age twelve, I cut a hole in one of my stuffed animals... and... you see where I'm going with this.Beat me by two years. :\

[CriticalX]

So it's not weird?

X_x

[Justin]

Weird? Yes. Abnormal? Not so much.

[CriticalX]

The cotton hurt like hell.

[Justin]

That's what foreskin is for. ;)

[CriticalX]

I like this thread.

[Justin]

It makes me laugh and cringe at the same time sometimes.

As for the duration question, you're going to go fast your first time, it's inevitable. But if it's also your girl's first time (or even first time in a long time), she won't be enjoying it that much anyway so it works out ok. Give it another go a day or two later and you'll both enjoy yourself a lot more.

They used to sell condoms at my university for a nickel, and they were different kinds all the time. For a while they had these like super-heavy-duty extra thick ones, which made it feel like I was wearing a gym sock, but I could last for hours.

[Dragon]

The cotton hurt like hell.

The pleasure outweighs the pain.

Have you ever used sandpaper? Yeah.

<____<

[Spartanwarrior3]

@CriticalX: It may be weird to cut a hole in a stuffed animal, but trust me, most teens try it. On top of that, your just trying to explore different areas were you could stick your penis, at a younger age, like say a shampoo bottle, etc.
@Dragon: I really hope your joking.

[game-bot]

Uh, most teens have definitely NOT done that. That's just being overly creepy. You should really seek medical help if you have the urge to #### the stuffings out of adorable woodland creatures.

[Paul]

How do you eat a girl out exactly?

[game-bot]

Hold your breathe and dive in.

It'd also help to ask her how she likes it.

[Spectral]

CriticalX if you want advice on how to #### real girls, I advise you ask Chejrw.

If you want advice on how to #### stuffed animals, I advise you ask Dragon.

I personally have not tried it and don't plan on trying it. Don't need my pubes getting stuck inside one of my favorite childhood toys. I plan to pass them down to my grandchildren one day.

[Paul]

Can you taste girl cum?

[Spectral]

Can you taste girl cum?
Yes; I personally cannot wait until the day that I do. I heard it tastes like chicken.

If you wanna know if you can taste guy cum give me a call and I'll mail you a sample.

[Paul]

Well i always get girl cum all over my hand and it smells bad. I just wanted to know if it tastes.

[Spectral]

WTF? Unnecessary information.












Give your finger a lick next time you do and tell me how it tastes.

[Spartanwarrior3]

Or he could eat his own? Cause it's in no way unhealthy.

Anyways, I myself have never screwed a stuffed animal, but because someone over the internet says they don't, doesn't mean a lot of ppl don't as well....cause I know for a fact, when your in your younger teens, you tend to experiment.

[Paul]

Are you kidding me? Right after i finger my girlfriend, im not gonna be like "excuse me" and lick my fingers.

....or maybe thats not a bad idea.

[game-bot]

Or he could eat his own? Cause it's in no way unhealthy.

Anyways, I myself have never screwed a stuffed animal, but because someone over the internet says they don't, doesn't mean a lot of ppl don't as well....cause I know for a fact, when your in your younger teens, you tend to experiment.

I am positive in the fact that whoever screws stuffies, are abnormal.

[Spectral]

Would anyone here eat out a girl's ass?

[Joest]

If it were properly cleaned.

[Paul]

No. Thats ####ing disgusting. Oh and another thing. My girlfriends gives me blowjobs and They feel really good, but I know they could feel better. Any body have any advice to what i should tell my girlfriend that would make the blowjobs feel better?

[Spectral]

I'd eat a girl's ass and her toes. I wouldn't #### a stuffed animal though.

And yes, I do. But you might find it nasty. Tell her to finger your prostate (in other words, finger your ass hole), while she's sucking. You'll blow her head off with your load.

[Paul]

Dont you think you'd be overwhelmed by awkwardness too even feel the pleasure?

[Spectral]

I actually wouldn't. With my ex, I felt so comfortable doing #### with her that I used to rub her clitoris in the elevator, in the classroom, outside, everywhere.

You don't have a healthy relationship.

[Paul]

The elevator?

[Joest]

Yeah, because elevator music is the ultimate turn-on.

[Paul]

What?

[Ace2cool]

How do you eat a girl out exactly?

I find that using your tongue to stimulate her clitoris while fingering her at the same time feels amazing for many girls.

If you want to just use your mouth, do NOT blindly stick your tongue into her vagina. Run it up along the slit, and push in at the top, where you'll feel some erectile tissue (clitoris). Getting a lot of saliva there helps a load too, it'll feel better for her and for you.

Hope that helps :)

[Paul]

Thanks alot bud!
But im not clear exactly on where to get alot of my saliva on.

[game-bot]

Proof that your little fetish, Sparten, is abnormal.

http://forums.xgenstudios.com/showthread.php?t=164137

[Mr. Anderson]

The past 3 pages of this thread have me in tears, laughing. <3 you all.

[~Nooba~]

Either way, you want your first time to be a good memory. How much of a good memory is it going to be if you and your partner don't get any pleasure from it because the guy only lasts a minute?
You want it to be memorable because of the person you're sharing it with. But that's just me, I've never worried about how long I'd last it's hardly crossed my mind.

[Paul]

^^ agreed

[WhiteKnight]

You want it to be memorable because of the person you're sharing it with. But that's just me, I've never worried about how long I'd last it's hardly crossed my mind.

Your not the girl that I would lose my virginity to though.

[YoureANubcake]

;2400642']Your not the girl that I would lose my virginity to though.


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Judging by this statistic from a primary source, I don't think you'd lose your virginity until that statistic drops drastically. Also, if you DID lose your virginity like that, I think it'd be fairly awkward for the both of you.

[CriticalX]

@CriticalX: It may be weird to cut a hole in a stuffed animal, but trust me, most teens try it. On top of that, your just trying to explore different areas were you could stick your penis, at a younger age, like say a shampoo bottle, etc.
@Dragon: I really hope your joking.
I never said I orgasm'd to the damn thing...

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[7Elite7]

...this is sorta scaring me...

[Spartanwarrior3]

I never said I orgasm'd to the damn thing...

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I never once said you did. I simply stated, teens at younger ages, tend to stick their stick in places were stick fits.

[game-bot]

The weird, creepy ones at least >_>

[CriticalX]

i liek were dis thred is goin.

[Joest]

This thread has gone from sex questions to sticking your balls in stuffed animals. If you guys want to talk about that, create a furry thread. Just keep it out of here.

[Mr. Anderson]

To save this thread:

Last week I masturbated in the shower for the first time. I found I got a higher amount of pleasure, and I ejaculated more than I do if I just do it non-wet. I did it again yesterday, and the same thing happened. Why is this, and does it happen to everyone?

[Joest]

I don't think I've ever done it in the shower.

[Justin]

It's kind of unpleasant. Your semen coagulates and like sticks to you. Unless you have a cold shower, but that poses a different set of challenges.

[Bodadem]

To save this thread:

Last week I masturbated in the shower for the first time. I found I got a higher amount of pleasure, and I ejaculated more than I do if I just do it non-wet. I did it again yesterday, and the same thing happened. Why is this, and does it happen to everyone?

If you normally masturbate in a seated position, say in front of your computer, it could simply be the difference of standing/sitting. Personally I know I just about always ejaculate more if standing than I do if sitting.

[Dragon]

I've done it once in the shower, it was really just a waste of time compared to out of it.

[Paul]

In the shower is the best, the orgasm lasts longer(especially when you use shampoo), but yea, he cum sticks to you.

[denacioust]

I did in the shower once and realised it was kinda disgusting for the people in there after.
I'd say you probably think you're jizzing more in the shower cause you can just let it all go there, or maybe just the difference in sitting and standing.


In the shower is the best, the orgasm lasts longer(especially when you use shampoo), but yea, he cum sticks to you.

what?

[Paul]

Put shampoo on your hand and make your penis all fluidy with the shampoo and then masturbate.

[Dragon]

So you use it as a lube... alright.

What else can you use as a lube? <_<

[Paul]

lotion

[Spartanwarrior3]

Jesus Dragon, you can use lots of things. If your asking personally, that's a tad weird.

[game-bot]

I have a pretty nice setup. I have the house to myself every day for about 45 minutes after school. If I'm feeling the urge and currently do not have a girlfriend, I just power up my Wii, lay a towl out on my couch, and get to it. I then proceed to the facilities before finishing myself off. usually cleanup is simple.

...

I have no idea why I just explained that to strangers online.

[fruitycaker1]

I have a pretty nice setup. I have the house to myself every day for about 45 minutes after school. If I'm feeling the urge and currently do not have a girlfriend, I just power up my Wii, lay a towl out on my couch, and get to it. I then proceed to the facilities before finishing myself off. usually cleanup is simple.

...

I have no idea why I just explained that to strangers online.Quoted so you can't edit.
:)

[Dan]

"Usually clean up is simple".

SOMEBODY HAS LOW SPERM COUNT!

[game-bot]

or good aim.

[Syrito]

I have a pretty nice setup. I have the house to myself every day for about 45 minutes after school. If I'm feeling the urge and currently do not have a girlfriend, I just power up my Wii, lay a towl out on my couch, and get to it. I then proceed to the facilities before finishing myself off. usually cleanup is simple.

...

I have no idea why I just explained that to strangers online.Noted!

[Paul]

I have a pretty nice setup. I have the house to myself every day for about 45 minutes after school. If I'm feeling the urge and currently do not have a girlfriend, I just power up my Wii, lay a towl out on my couch, and get to it. I then proceed to the facilities before finishing myself off. usually cleanup is simple.

...

I have no idea why I just explained that to strangers online.
Did not understand.

[Spectral]

I think what he's trying to say is put your wii controller on vibrate, stick it up your ass hole to arrouse your prostate, then jerk off into your mother's left sock while you have your sister's panties around your nose.

Well at least that's what I read before he edited.

[Paul]

haha! loled

[Mr. Anderson]

I have a pretty nice setup. I have the house to myself every day for about 45 minutes after school. If I'm feeling the urge and currently do not have a girlfriend, I just power up my Wii, lay a towl out on my couch, and get to it. I then proceed to the facilities before finishing myself off.
That's actually a decent idea, especially if you have a big TV

usually cleanup is simple.
usually cleanup
usually
usually

wut

[MMC]

Put shampoo on your hand and make your penis all fluidy with the shampoo and then masturbate.

If you get it all up in your urethra it's spectacular.

I think that jerkin' it is best outside. Just a good old natural feeling. Also, what is the average age to lose virginity?

[poguemahon]

So you use it as a lube... alright.

What else can you use as a lube? <_<

Well, I knew an older guy who, in prison, watched somebody use beef liver. It's a matter of situation. Bar soap (in a shower) or lotion. You can even go dry, with the right technique.

[Joest]

What else can you use as a lube? <_<
I personally use saliva. It's slippery and your mom isn't going to walk in an why you have an open bottle of lotion on your keyboard. It dries out quickly, though.

[denacioust]

Ermm...am I the only one doesn't use lube?

[waggles v2]

Nope.

[Justin]

Nope, at least not for solo performances.

[denacioust]

I rarely use it for 'team' performances either.

[Joest]

I can't do it without the lube. It just doesn't work for me.

[Mr. Anderson]

I never use it. Also, the shampoo thing was interesting...took longer so maybe I used to much. Either way, my dick smells like ocean breeze and is really soft to the touch. Maybe I'll start shampooing my balls

[Paul]

No, it does take longer, but it feels better right?

[Dragon]

Ermm...am I the only one doesn't use lube?

I never use it, I've used hand lotion once and the feeling was next to nothing.

[Paul]

I ate out my girl's ##### for the first time.

[AssaultRifle]

Congratulations?

[Paul]

lol, the taste was strong, but not bad at all.

[Spectral]

Did you smell her cum yet?

[Paul]

I tasted it. Lol it did kinda taste like chicken.

[Justin]

What kind of nasty chicken have you been eating?

[Paul]

Lol

[denacioust]

Nasty? I don't really get much of a taste down there.

[Joest]

Nasty? I don't really get much of a taste down there.
Probably because the girl you ate out didn't shove chicken cutlets up her vagina.

[Paul]

Girl cum does have a taste

[Justin]

Indeed it does, and it's nothing like chicken.

It has a faintly mettalic taste, actually.

[Paul]

And faintly puke flavor too. When eating out, dont take a big whiff. You'll wanna barf.

[mattz1010]

your girls should really look into some hygenics then

[Paul]

My girl is a neat freak. Really hygenic too.

[zecantu]

If your girl smells or tastes horrible down there tell her to quit drinking Dr. Pepper.

I hear it makes it more smelly.

[Kevim]

If your girl smells or tastes horrible down there tell her to quit drinking Dr. Pepper.

I hear it makes it more smelly.
My girlfriend chugs down an average of 8 Diet Dr. Pepper's a day and I've never smelled or tasted anything foul from her vagina.

[Scornic]

Question: Is it really looked down upon to not shave pubes?

[AssaultRifle]

Question: Is it really looked down upon to not shave pubes?
Shave them. Makes your junk look larger and it more comfortable.

[Doug05257]

Eeek. Don't shave 'em, trim 'em.

[Scornic]

Eeek. Don't shave 'em, trim 'em.

How exactly? Scissors?

If it's a special electric razor, is it all that important that I would need to spend money that I could be spending on booz-, I mean food and books?

[Doug05257]

How exactly? Scissors?

If it's a special electric razor, is it all that important that I would need to spend money that I could be spending on booz-, I mean food and books?

Works for me. Don't cut the biggest one.

[Scornic]

Works for me. Don't cut the biggest one.

How short do I want it? Seems rather manageable already.

[Doug05257]

If it's like sandpaper, it's too short, in my opinion. But hey, it's up to you. Do at least trim it though, no one [sane] likes a bush.

[AssaultRifle]

How exactly? Scissors?

If it's a special electric razor, is it all that important that I would need to spend money that I could be spending on booz-, I mean food and books?
Just use a razor and be careful. You'll be fine.

[Doug05257]

Y'know the gritty sandpaper that shows up on your face tomorrow after you shave today? Do you really want that showing up where your pubes are now?

Your call buddy :P

Dom we can't get along anymore, due to this intense disagreement in protocol.

[Alice Cooper]

Y'know the gritty sandpaper that shows up on your face tomorrow after you shave today? Do you really want that showing up where your pubes are now?

I live for this feeling. The only thing manlier than stubble of your face is stubble on your dong.

[Kerry]

I live for this feeling. The only thing manlier than stubble of your face is stubble on your dong.


Rofl. Funny.

From a girls point of view, I don't care if you shave it or trim it, but do something with it. Giving a guy who doesn't trim/shave a BJ is the worst thing in the world. -.- Or even having sex with them for that matter.

[Justin]

I only do some very minimal trimming - I use the sideburn trimmer attachment on my electric razor.

[denacioust]

I've never once shaved or trimmed, seems rather odd. My girlfriend's never really expressed any displeasure with it. I even asked her before if she thought I should and she didn't.

[Mr. Anderson]

I don't shave or trim, but then again I've never had sex :C

[Justin]

The trimming I do is not for aesthetics, it's purely for personal comfort.

The only reason I could think of doing a full on shave is if you were trying to get with a girl with a pre-pubescent fetish. And then only if she was well above the axis on the crazy/hot scale.

[Twitchy_Whiskers]

Rofl. Funny.

From a girls point of view, I don't care if you shave it or trim it, but do something with it. Giving a guy who doesn't trim/shave a BJ is the worst thing in the world. -.- Or even having sex with them for that matter.

Hey, I just shaved.

[Kerry]

Yea, I would rather not be arrested. Kthxbai.

[Scornic]

Ok, so the question is how short?

[Fabian920]

Yeah, if you shave them wouldn't they grow faster?

Frankly, I don't want to shave more than once in 6 months.

[Justin]

Yeah, if you shave them wouldn't they grow faster?

Frankly, I don't want to shave more than once in 6 months.

That's a myth.

As short as you want, I suppose, just bear in mind that the shorter it is, the more it will itch as it grows back in.

[Scornic]

That's a myth.

As short as you want, I suppose, just bear in mind that the shorter it is, the more it will itch as it grows back in.

What I want is to not care how long it is.

What I plan to do is make it as short as it needs to be where girls won't laugh when I drop my pants. I don't know if 'trim' means make it 1mm or 1inch.

[Justin]

I figure as long as you don't look like the wolfman down there, you're good to go. If you wanted to take sort of a 1/4" off everything and just even it all out, that would probably be fine, too.

[Kerry]

Jared, if a women laughs when you drop your pants you have my personal permission to punch her in her dirty ##### mouth.

...I couldnt imagine laughing out loud at that... A few times I have wanted to, but I didn't. I waited til they left and then laughed.

True story. (Not because of the length of the pubes, but of the length of the thing)

[AssaultRifle]

Jared, if a women laughs when you drop your pants you have my personal permission to punch her in her dirty ##### mouth.

...I couldnt imagine laughing out loud at that... A few times I have wanted to, but I didn't. I waited til they left and then laughed.

True story. (Not because of the length of the pubes, but of the length of the thing)
That was the black guy, right? I remember that story.

[Kerry]

Ha. Yep.

[Dragon]

I would like to hear that story, don't just post saying it exists then not tell us. <_<

[AssaultRifle]

Some black dude she got with had a small dick. Long story short.

No pun intended.
Oh, and she laughed about it later.

[Scornic]

Post it in 18+

In our funny sex gone wrong stories thread.