Depressed

[Kirk]

Its my birthday and girlfriend broke up with me... I'm sort of depressed. Any suggestions to cheer me up?

[Hero of Time]

Drink sooo much soda until you get a headache then listen to music for a long time.-Thats what I do.

[denacioust]

What a #####...I'd go have sex with her wife to get back at her...of course if you're gay you can always go talk with some people you actually do like...

[ssgtGrimreaper]

go take a visit to the #####house.
screwing some AIDs infected prostitute always helps.

[Kirk]

Im not gay.

[denacioust]

Im not gay.

Well then screwing your gay girlfriends wife will help...

[brian1335]

drink yourself into stuppor lol get like a 24 pack of natural ice and keep drinking the pain away

[Kirk]

Shes not gay either.

[AssaultRifle]

#### anything that moves. The best way to get over someone is to get on top of someone else.

[denacioust]

*mounts AR*

[Kirk]

Im 13 so I finding someone to have sex with might be a tid bit hard.

[brian1335]

ewwwwww thats sick lol

[AssaultRifle]

Im 13 so I finding someone to have sex with might be a tid bit hard.Well, don't take my statement literally then. Use it as a guide... go make out with another girl.

[Kirk]

Well, don't take my statement literally then. Use it as a guide... go make out with another girl.

Meh I might wait a while though.

[Homer43]

If you're 13, take the relationship with a grain of salt.

[Kirk]

If you're 13, take the relationship with a grain of salt.

What is that supposed to mean?

[Joest]

Don't take it to seriously.

[Kirk]

Don't take it to seriously.
I would if i could but I don't have much of a grip on my emotions. I'm just so sad.

[Honeycomb]

Listen to me.

Watch a funny TV show. That ALWAY'S WORK'S. I suggest you watch South Park.

[Kirk]

Listen to me.

Watch a funny TV show. That ALWAY'S WORK'S. I suggest you watch South Park.

Sis has control of TV plus I don't think it will make me happy.

[Espo Mk. II]

yea, south park IS a good idea. http://allaboutsp.com/ you can watch every episode.

[Hero of Time]

I'm telling you, get soda drunk.

[JoeyG]

Do you have an iPod? Play "Lonely Day" at 100 dB for an hour while walking through town on a cloudy day, making sure to look at the faces of the construction guys who are working with tar.



Or did he mean something to get rid of depression? Naaaaaah.

[AssaultRifle]

I'm telling you, get soda drunk.

Never, EVER, say the words 'soda' and 'drunk' in the same sentence again. There is no such thing.

[zakob]

Wow that website sounds good, lol.

Hey Squirrel! Just look at your name! Also; sorry to be rude but did you actually LOVE here? Were you crazy about her?

[the Gooch]

promise this will owrk...hit on her best friend, and make out with her, in front of that girl, that'll get her jealous.

[Hero of Time]

Never, EVER, say the words 'soda' and 'drunk' in the same sentence again. There is no such thing.Fine drink so much soda your sooo dizzy and you can hardly see.

[zakob]

To continue from my last post:

If you don't actually really love her (think about it, is she a #####?) you don't need to be depressed!

[Syrito]

Lemme guess, she was your girlfriend for 10 minutes?


10 minutes, 10 months, THEY DON'T MATTER.

[AssaultRifle]

Lemme guess, she was your girlfriend for 10 minutes?


10 minutes, 10 months, THEY DON'T MATTER.

10 months does, that is a lot harder than 10 minutes. Don't get the two mixed up, Puffin.

[Espo Mk. II]

he said 2 years. s

[Homer43]

He never specified.

[JoeyG]

squirrel, do you smoke pot? There's a temporary fix, and chances are that it'll work until the actual depression wears off.

[Espo Mk. II]

no, be positive, go get another girlfriend.

[the Gooch]

getting another girlfriend is harder than u think, i just got off a 2 year realtionship, i thought it was going well, thn poof the next day some sophmore, "charms" her. it took a while for her to like him but it happend. so she lead me on, i never saw it coming, its tough but i'll manage, im going to bust his face open, try that o nthe person she dumped you for, not gonna get the girl back but you can get some dignity out of it, just dont lose the fight.

[JoeyG]

Well, maybe she was turned off by your excess of body hair.

(Your grammar made me assume that you are a sasquatch who has somehow found a computer.)

[Honeycomb]

Well, maybe she was turned off by your excess of body hair.

(Your grammar made me assume that you are a sasquatch who has somehow found a computer.)

Joey, stfu with the grammar.

That is all.

[Mara]

I'm kinda with Joey actually.

More-so, that I think this thread is kind of useless. There's just not much you can do about depression, except stay active. Go out with friends, talk to someone on the phone, whatever. Just don't say inactive.

And, grammar is a huge part of the 'net. I over use comas, I put dashes wherever I can, and every second sentance is a fragment or a run-on. That being said, there's some sort of e-legibility (I make up words too) to my posts. Which is neccasary, as we lack a tone-of-voice on these tubes.

[Espo Mk. II]

joey, hash. very harsh.

[Vince]

Just remember, people have it way worse than you. A broken heart will mend over time.

Just if you follow Joey's advice to do pot, don't do it as a crutch. Depending on drugs to make you happy can lead to very bad results.

[JoeyG]

Also consider that Joey doesn't give a #### about your welfare, and he probably shouldn't be posting on this board. <_<

[Espo Mk. II]

oh come on vince, dont encourage him to do pot.

[Mara]

oh come on vince, dont encourage him to do pot.

Why not? Recreationally, I think it's fine. Vince was fine to say not to use it as a crutch. It's not as bad as booze/alcoholics, but any dependancy on any substance is bad.

[Halo007]

Well... Back in 6th grade, my first girl friend broke up with me... And I just yelled "Hey, (insertnamehere) want to go out?!" And she's like hell yeah! =P But I'm incredibly sechsay so...

Well what a ##### who would break up with someone on there birthday?! Noone! This thread is a lie!

[brian1335]

what i say is grab a bottle of jim bean or jack daniels wiskey hell with beer i just remembered takes to much to get drunk by lol drink the hard stuff oh almost forgot grab some wild turkey lol that will make you forget about everything 110 proof

[AssaultRifle]

what i say is grab a bottle of jim bean or jack daniels wiskey hell with beer i just remembered takes to much to get drunk by lol drink the hard stuff oh almost forgot grab some wild turkey lol that will make you forget about everything 110 proof

Idiot. Anyone who drinks out of depression is ####ing stupid, because alcohol is a depressant and will only make you feel worse in the long run. To be a happy drunk, you have to be happy before you start drinking. Either that or you are just one of those immature kids who thinks 'Drinking... WEE!!' and starts falling over the minute you think you have a buzz.

I drink, and I know the worst approach to drinking is for help with problems.

[zapper229]

im sorry that ur girl friend broke up with u

[Meek]

Do stuff that has made you happy before. If that doesn't work, then watch Dane Cook. He always makes me feel better.

[Apocalypse285]

Same thing happened to me over the summer. A few days after she gave me my present, we were over. :\

Watch some funny ####, play a sport, flirt with other chicks, anything to get your mind off of it. It always catches up with you when you crawl into bed, but drive it away with thoughts of new beginnings with other chicks.

[ipwnkthxbai]

Get wasted.

[Kirk]

Well besides that I had an awsome birthday, so pretty happy. PSSH! It was just a girlfriend... life goes on.

[brian1335]

lmao iam not an immature kid and iam tired of peolple on this whole dam forum flamming each other people need to learn some ####ing respect

[zakob]

Well why don't you respect us with a little grammar and spelling?

BTW Squirrel, like I said before: Did you really actually love her?

Also, if you ever feel sad any time, www.allaboutsp.com It rocks, I tried it.

[brian1335]

hey uh hothotho go #### yourself and stfu

[Kirk]

Do you have an iPod? Play "Lonely Day" at 100 dB for an hour while walking through town on a cloudy day, making sure to look at the faces of the construction guys who are working with tar.



Or did he mean something to get rid of depression? Naaaaaah.

That made me laugh, you were the only one to do anything to make me happier. 100 db :P

[AssaultRifle]

hey uh hothotho go #### yourself and stfu
Classy... Learn to spell and use some grammar.

[brian1335]

hey ar you #### yourself and go suck a dick

[RocketSoldier]

hey ar you #### yourself and go suck a dick

Enjoy your ban.

[AssaultRifle]

hey ar you #### yourself and go suck a dick

If you are going to flame me, think of something original to say. Also, use proper grammar when you do it!

xD what a little bastard... not even worth the flames.

[brian1335]

again ar go suck a dick you piece of #### i dont give a #### about grammar so shut your ####ing mouth iam tired of ####ers on this forum they dont show any respect

[redwater40]

the temporary helper = beer! get a 6 pack. if ur 13 a 6 pack will go a looooong way.

[noobpwner1]

Have a nice week off, brian1335.

[xbrian1335x]

week off from what lmao

[noobpwner1]

Congratulations, you're now permabanned.

[JoeyG]

That made me laugh, you were the only one to do anything to make me happier. 100 db :P

I did that, actually. It was pretty neat how far I sunk into my own little world. After a time I took the iPod out of my pocket to change the song, and noticed that the time displayed as "11:40", which meant that lunch hour had just ended and I had walked to the other side of town, without even noticing.

I was 20 minutes late for science.

[brian1335 iam still here]

yo noobpwner aparently your a noob perma ban my ass you cant get rid of me so stop trying you dont understand do you i have over 2000 accounts in yahoo and can change my ip by refreshing the page lmao

[The Prodigal]

...
Great. Another one.

[noobpwner1]

I honestly don't care. Just keep making accounts, and we'll keep permabanning them.

[Aaedien]

yo noobpwner aparently your a noob perma ban my ass you cant get rid of me so stop trying you dont understand do you i have over 2000 accounts in yahoo and can change my ip by refreshing the page lmao

One thing.

You know how you take about 6 minutes to create a new account?

It takes him 20 seconds to ban you again.

lolyanoob.

Moving on: I assume you're not depressed anymore (seeing as it's been 6 days and all). I request a lock.

[zapper229]

r u ok now id be depressed if mine dumped me i dont have 1 but i will (sooner or later)