Arca
09-09-2006, 10:06 PM
If any of you remember, there was a tread about fun things to do in Walmart, I saved it in a notebook in my desktop and just found it again. Enjoy:
1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
4. Put some M&M's on lay away.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
10. Take chip bags and make a trail of chips leading to the womans bathroom
11. Open up some food, go to a Wal-Mart representative, and start eating the food, and with your mouthful say "Mmm, this is good. Here, try it" handing
him a peice of the food.
12. Goto the clothing department, get socks, and do a puppet show from behind a counter.
13. Get a permanent marker. Put it down your pants. Go up to a sale rep. Step very close.
14. Bring some dishwasher fluid to the store with you (yellow). Make a trail around the store, and then go into the bathroom.
15.Point at random wal-mart logos and yell " I curse you, corperate America!!!!".
16. Play bumper cars with the stationary ones, with your shopping cart.
17. Go to the audio department, and plug a set of speakers, and start blasting death metal/rapw/explicit lyrics, especially when kids are around, to your
iPod/othermp3 player.
18. Two words- Strip Tease!
19. Go to the lingerie section and try on the stuff. Especially funny if you're a guy. XD.
20. You know those bikes on display? And the wagons in the toy part? And the jumpropes? Can you say Taxi Service?
21. Everyone's afraid of a kitchen knife weilding Lord Vader...
22) Get a group of your buddies to walk in small legions just like the Soviet March.
23) Make giant hammer and sickles with food or drink.
24. Live there. They've got everything you need! Hide when they check the store at night, and during the day, yell at people to 'get off your lawn' if the
walk on the carpet.
25. Curl up into the fetal position while covering your ears and screaming about the voices. (PA system)
26.Bring a small weapon and stealth kill like in a bathroom and hide the body.
27.Grab a pencil and a black piece of paper,put the paper on your face,go up to someone and say "Luke,I am your mother".
27: (Metal Gear Solid referance) Make your own chaff grenades , throw them at cameras.
28: (another MGS referance) Run up to a security camera (make sure people are watching) and say "a surveilance camera?!"
29.Strap a cereal box to your stomach,run around saying "OH MY GOD!!BOMB!!!"
30) Take a picture of the security camera's perspective and place it in front of the camera.
31) Ride shopping carts down the aisles.
31. Go to the clerk at the changing room holding large amounts of double D bras and lace panties.
32. Do the same thing as above with huggies.
33. Start a pickup game of football and pass to and tackle random people.
34. Wait in the car.
35. Go to the bedding section and have a sleep whilst grabbing all the rugs you can and mutter " so cold, so cold"
36. Bring your laptop with you and visit GEPForums with a wireless internet connection.
37.Start a riot at the book section.
38. Have fake duels with the power tools section'
39. Also go around shooting people with the drill and such, acting like it's a gun
40) tell the loud speaker guy that your little baby brother is missing, then look for it with a guard and when you see a baby in sumones hands shout
There He Is GIVE HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!1
41) Go into the changed rooms and whilst in there yell at the top of your voice "S*^& theres no toliet paper left!"
42. Go to the pet section and ask for all the fish in one tank and ask the person to put them all in one bag.
42, Lay down on a bed in the bed dept., and when anyone looks at you, scream 'RAPIST! HELP, RAPIST!'.
43. Throw things over to other aisles.
44. Ask if the gift cards are free, when the person asks assure them you think they are. Then say fine I'll buy one and he will say how much do you want
to put on it. Then say $20 and when he asks you for the money say I thought they were free. I saw someone do that pretty funny.
45.) Plant weed with random potted plants and let the garden center do the hard work for you.
46.) Then call the cops on the garden center
47. Go to the lego section and hide behind the boxes. When a kid goes and picks one up to look at the back, scare him. (If you scare him enough that he
faints, rob him )
48: Run in circles and scream "RAPIST!! RAPIST!!! COR BLOODY RAPIST!!" I got the cor bloody (not the bloody) from woolfy's sig.
49. Put on a superhero costume and kick people in the shins.
50. take some black paint and paint over as many item barcodes as you can.
51. Go to woodworking section and set up a fort there. Then paint everything in such colours in that it is camouflaged. Then shout at people when they
walk by.
52. Hide in a garbage can and peek out at random times. Appear to look very disgruntled when people pass by loudly.
53) If the Wal-mart has live pet fish for sale go stick your hand in the tropical fish tank and pet each fish. Then take one out and attempt to walk it on a
leash.
54.Go in the garden center,wait for someone to pick up a plant,yell "WAIT!THAT WAS MINE!THEIF!!!"
55 ask someone at the checkout if they could call on the speakers for your dad.
Say his name is Mike Hawk or Hunt
56. Race snakes in the gardening dept.
60: Go into a toy section. Get a fake or real knife, and wrap a ten dollar bill on it (or print it). Make sure your in a kids section and the dollar bill is
vibrant and noticeable. When the little kid tries to take the dollar bill, lash out and scream as loud as you can in the scariest way possible. To make it
even scarier, use a scream mask. And also make sure that you are not noticeable at any means (some kids are getting smart, and small).
58. Go to the makeup department and put on some vibrant lipstick.
59. BURN THE WAL-MART DOWN!
60. Become a wal-mart greeter.
61: shop lift wal-mart and say that the price on the item you stole was so low that it looked like it was free
62.Play with the bouncy balls and when someone comes up to you act like a retard.
63.Ask random people about a ook and how good it was, then if they respond right in the middle of it walk away
64. Take a toy with a button on it whose "TRY ME!" batteries are dead. Place it ahead of all the other toys. When a kid comes up and presses the button,
say "Heh heh heh. You pressed it. Now I'm gonna get you at midnight! MUAHAHAHA!" in a scary voice.
65. Collect all the pillows in the store and try to make a castle out of them. Throw paper balls at people from your castle
66. leave a box in the middle of a crowed aisle labled "DO NOT OPEN" see how many people open it
66b. label it "bomb" and leave it in a empty aisle that can be seen by a camera wait for the workers to come
67: every time the PA come on yell SHUT UP!
68: projectile vomit
69: if they have one of those areas where they put out cameras/cells and atach them to the table with string, keep trying to rip it out when employes
pass by
70: haggle anything
71: try to sell people stuff
72: try to sell employies stuff
73: try to sell employies stuff from the ailes
74: start a strike that walmart isn't a mart
75: ask employies when the store closes where the cameras are and if you could borrow some keys
76. Try to pursuade someone to buy you an Xbox 360, or you will break out in tears.
77. Say Merry Christmas since walmart has gone to the "happy holidays" bull.
78. Light the fireworks and when the storepeople come to you, claim it's the 4th of July. Only applicable in countries that celebrate this. canada
79: find one of those vcrs that work and put in an adult movie
80: tie a string to a big and expensive item, then tie it near the ground like a trip wire, some one walks by pulls the wire, which makes the thing
fall(higher=better) see if they get blamed
81.Put boogers on everything. (good if they're red bloody ones)
82. Yell "He's got a gun!", pull the fire alarm, and use a fire extinguisher as a smoke screen to excape pushing everyone in your way and people who arn't
quite in your way also.
83: Look at the cashier strangly until the cashier says "Hello, how may i help you?" You walk away.
84. Take a Dymo Labeler into the store and start labelling stuff.
85. put random stuf in your pockets when everyone is watching
86. Throw carts at people while hiding in a aisle,wait for them to come around then...BoomZorZ!
87: ask if they sell walls when they say no insist that some one told you that you could buy walls here
88. Make sure you haven't brushed your teeth. Go to the clothing dept, and breathe many times into a sock, making it extremely smelly, then lob it over
the aisles, like a stink bomb. Except cooler.
89, as to avoid too much offtopicness. Start going around shooting people with the potato guns they have sitting around.
90. Pick up a machete from one of the other sections and just walk around the Wal-Mart with a grin on your face. You know, the ones from the grade 3
textbooks. And carry the knife like you're just walking, not going to stab anyone.
91. Put ur behind in the loudspkear that projects to the entire store, ...................and fart
92. Kick random people in the shins.
93. When someone touches you, scream out in a strange voice "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!!". Then carry on walking.
94. Walk around with a shotgun and a large grin. Repeat out loud "this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun".
95. fiegn death
96. scream "THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING"
97. Pretend your pregnant, more fun if your a guy
98.take a dump.... anywhere
99.Ask people to touch your arm then do #93
100. See how many things you can fit inside a shopping cart, then just leave it out in the open
Made by: Jonanin,theryman,motherloader0,mattz1010 ,Vagrant
,Marie ,b.i.g.,XGEN-CRaZeD,The Fourteenth
Prodigy,StickAvalancheman,torrent,doug05257 ,!FiShA!
,Riot,Soon to be flash master ,n00bsta, zafarat ,Woolfenstien ,¿CRAZYØ¿ ,Kefka
,Toasterovenmakingtoast,Grunty ,IOWNU949
,Desperation ,nello,sprbld417 ,Hijacker27
,chrisgreathouse,kevim, Insanimaniac,snarr,chimpy,megamanx
and me! Arca
1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
4. Put some M&M's on lay away.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
10. Take chip bags and make a trail of chips leading to the womans bathroom
11. Open up some food, go to a Wal-Mart representative, and start eating the food, and with your mouthful say "Mmm, this is good. Here, try it" handing
him a peice of the food.
12. Goto the clothing department, get socks, and do a puppet show from behind a counter.
13. Get a permanent marker. Put it down your pants. Go up to a sale rep. Step very close.
14. Bring some dishwasher fluid to the store with you (yellow). Make a trail around the store, and then go into the bathroom.
15.Point at random wal-mart logos and yell " I curse you, corperate America!!!!".
16. Play bumper cars with the stationary ones, with your shopping cart.
17. Go to the audio department, and plug a set of speakers, and start blasting death metal/rapw/explicit lyrics, especially when kids are around, to your
iPod/othermp3 player.
18. Two words- Strip Tease!
19. Go to the lingerie section and try on the stuff. Especially funny if you're a guy. XD.
20. You know those bikes on display? And the wagons in the toy part? And the jumpropes? Can you say Taxi Service?
21. Everyone's afraid of a kitchen knife weilding Lord Vader...
22) Get a group of your buddies to walk in small legions just like the Soviet March.
23) Make giant hammer and sickles with food or drink.
24. Live there. They've got everything you need! Hide when they check the store at night, and during the day, yell at people to 'get off your lawn' if the
walk on the carpet.
25. Curl up into the fetal position while covering your ears and screaming about the voices. (PA system)
26.Bring a small weapon and stealth kill like in a bathroom and hide the body.
27.Grab a pencil and a black piece of paper,put the paper on your face,go up to someone and say "Luke,I am your mother".
27: (Metal Gear Solid referance) Make your own chaff grenades , throw them at cameras.
28: (another MGS referance) Run up to a security camera (make sure people are watching) and say "a surveilance camera?!"
29.Strap a cereal box to your stomach,run around saying "OH MY GOD!!BOMB!!!"
30) Take a picture of the security camera's perspective and place it in front of the camera.
31) Ride shopping carts down the aisles.
31. Go to the clerk at the changing room holding large amounts of double D bras and lace panties.
32. Do the same thing as above with huggies.
33. Start a pickup game of football and pass to and tackle random people.
34. Wait in the car.
35. Go to the bedding section and have a sleep whilst grabbing all the rugs you can and mutter " so cold, so cold"
36. Bring your laptop with you and visit GEPForums with a wireless internet connection.
37.Start a riot at the book section.
38. Have fake duels with the power tools section'
39. Also go around shooting people with the drill and such, acting like it's a gun
40) tell the loud speaker guy that your little baby brother is missing, then look for it with a guard and when you see a baby in sumones hands shout
There He Is GIVE HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!1
41) Go into the changed rooms and whilst in there yell at the top of your voice "S*^& theres no toliet paper left!"
42. Go to the pet section and ask for all the fish in one tank and ask the person to put them all in one bag.
42, Lay down on a bed in the bed dept., and when anyone looks at you, scream 'RAPIST! HELP, RAPIST!'.
43. Throw things over to other aisles.
44. Ask if the gift cards are free, when the person asks assure them you think they are. Then say fine I'll buy one and he will say how much do you want
to put on it. Then say $20 and when he asks you for the money say I thought they were free. I saw someone do that pretty funny.
45.) Plant weed with random potted plants and let the garden center do the hard work for you.
46.) Then call the cops on the garden center
47. Go to the lego section and hide behind the boxes. When a kid goes and picks one up to look at the back, scare him. (If you scare him enough that he
faints, rob him )
48: Run in circles and scream "RAPIST!! RAPIST!!! COR BLOODY RAPIST!!" I got the cor bloody (not the bloody) from woolfy's sig.
49. Put on a superhero costume and kick people in the shins.
50. take some black paint and paint over as many item barcodes as you can.
51. Go to woodworking section and set up a fort there. Then paint everything in such colours in that it is camouflaged. Then shout at people when they
walk by.
52. Hide in a garbage can and peek out at random times. Appear to look very disgruntled when people pass by loudly.
53) If the Wal-mart has live pet fish for sale go stick your hand in the tropical fish tank and pet each fish. Then take one out and attempt to walk it on a
leash.
54.Go in the garden center,wait for someone to pick up a plant,yell "WAIT!THAT WAS MINE!THEIF!!!"
55 ask someone at the checkout if they could call on the speakers for your dad.
Say his name is Mike Hawk or Hunt
56. Race snakes in the gardening dept.
60: Go into a toy section. Get a fake or real knife, and wrap a ten dollar bill on it (or print it). Make sure your in a kids section and the dollar bill is
vibrant and noticeable. When the little kid tries to take the dollar bill, lash out and scream as loud as you can in the scariest way possible. To make it
even scarier, use a scream mask. And also make sure that you are not noticeable at any means (some kids are getting smart, and small).
58. Go to the makeup department and put on some vibrant lipstick.
59. BURN THE WAL-MART DOWN!
60. Become a wal-mart greeter.
61: shop lift wal-mart and say that the price on the item you stole was so low that it looked like it was free
62.Play with the bouncy balls and when someone comes up to you act like a retard.
63.Ask random people about a ook and how good it was, then if they respond right in the middle of it walk away
64. Take a toy with a button on it whose "TRY ME!" batteries are dead. Place it ahead of all the other toys. When a kid comes up and presses the button,
say "Heh heh heh. You pressed it. Now I'm gonna get you at midnight! MUAHAHAHA!" in a scary voice.
65. Collect all the pillows in the store and try to make a castle out of them. Throw paper balls at people from your castle
66. leave a box in the middle of a crowed aisle labled "DO NOT OPEN" see how many people open it
66b. label it "bomb" and leave it in a empty aisle that can be seen by a camera wait for the workers to come
67: every time the PA come on yell SHUT UP!
68: projectile vomit
69: if they have one of those areas where they put out cameras/cells and atach them to the table with string, keep trying to rip it out when employes
pass by
70: haggle anything
71: try to sell people stuff
72: try to sell employies stuff
73: try to sell employies stuff from the ailes
74: start a strike that walmart isn't a mart
75: ask employies when the store closes where the cameras are and if you could borrow some keys
76. Try to pursuade someone to buy you an Xbox 360, or you will break out in tears.
77. Say Merry Christmas since walmart has gone to the "happy holidays" bull.
78. Light the fireworks and when the storepeople come to you, claim it's the 4th of July. Only applicable in countries that celebrate this. canada
79: find one of those vcrs that work and put in an adult movie
80: tie a string to a big and expensive item, then tie it near the ground like a trip wire, some one walks by pulls the wire, which makes the thing
fall(higher=better) see if they get blamed
81.Put boogers on everything. (good if they're red bloody ones)
82. Yell "He's got a gun!", pull the fire alarm, and use a fire extinguisher as a smoke screen to excape pushing everyone in your way and people who arn't
quite in your way also.
83: Look at the cashier strangly until the cashier says "Hello, how may i help you?" You walk away.
84. Take a Dymo Labeler into the store and start labelling stuff.
85. put random stuf in your pockets when everyone is watching
86. Throw carts at people while hiding in a aisle,wait for them to come around then...BoomZorZ!
87: ask if they sell walls when they say no insist that some one told you that you could buy walls here
88. Make sure you haven't brushed your teeth. Go to the clothing dept, and breathe many times into a sock, making it extremely smelly, then lob it over
the aisles, like a stink bomb. Except cooler.
89, as to avoid too much offtopicness. Start going around shooting people with the potato guns they have sitting around.
90. Pick up a machete from one of the other sections and just walk around the Wal-Mart with a grin on your face. You know, the ones from the grade 3
textbooks. And carry the knife like you're just walking, not going to stab anyone.
91. Put ur behind in the loudspkear that projects to the entire store, ...................and fart
92. Kick random people in the shins.
93. When someone touches you, scream out in a strange voice "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!!". Then carry on walking.
94. Walk around with a shotgun and a large grin. Repeat out loud "this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun".
95. fiegn death
96. scream "THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING"
97. Pretend your pregnant, more fun if your a guy
98.take a dump.... anywhere
99.Ask people to touch your arm then do #93
100. See how many things you can fit inside a shopping cart, then just leave it out in the open
Made by: Jonanin,theryman,motherloader0,mattz1010 ,Vagrant
,Marie ,b.i.g.,XGEN-CRaZeD,The Fourteenth
Prodigy,StickAvalancheman,torrent,doug05257 ,!FiShA!
,Riot,Soon to be flash master ,n00bsta, zafarat ,Woolfenstien ,¿CRAZYØ¿ ,Kefka
,Toasterovenmakingtoast,Grunty ,IOWNU949
,Desperation ,nello,sprbld417 ,Hijacker27
,chrisgreathouse,kevim, Insanimaniac,snarr,chimpy,megamanx
and me! Arca