There is this girl.

[Sub0]

Before you reply...

NO she is not in my class and I think she is hot but I am to embarrased to ask her.

NO I don't need dateing tips. yet.


Anyway, here is the story. Back in elementary school there was this perfect girl in my class, she was in the same school as me throughout all of grades 1-8, but went to a diffrent highschool. She was perfect, smart, funny, beautful, VERY good personality, go along with everyone, and she knew how to have fun. Now I admit I had a crush on her back in elementary school, but forgot about her when I went to higschool, today however I saw someone who looked a little bit like her, and remembered an embarrasing incident that happend in grade 4.

It was lunch time, and in my school you eat in your classroom, then go outside for an hour, anyway, she was fooling around with some girls, it was pretty funny, so as I was looking at her I started to chuckle, I was smileing aswell, she saw me, and was grossed out she said "Ewww, gross **** is smileing at me" or something like that, I immediatley looked away, and put my head on my desk. When the bell rang to go outside, I went to this secluded area where I though she would not find me. I hear this voice asking "What are you doing?" I turned around to see that it was her. "Nothing, I replied" Putting my head down. We sort of stood there for some time. I tried to put my fear behind me and start a conversation, I looked up to ask how she ways, only to see that she was walking away. Throught the rest of my elementary life I was embarrased to talk to her. After seeing the similar girl today, I keep thinking what would have happened if I had talked to her on that day she approached me. She was my first, and only crush, and still is, I need to do something to settle my heart, err, brain, any advice?

[tehUB3Rone]

I'd say call her up. As simple as that. You could even talk to her about that, but don't use that to start off the convorsation.

[AssaultRifle]

As a warning to you, my advice is going to be blunt and to the point, as it always is.

Well now, I see that you have been shot down. We all get shot down one time or another in our lives, but what you must do is stop lingering on that moment and just forget it. It was 4th grade, people change. Don't go beating yourself up about it.

Let me give you an example. I was in a similar situation with a girl named Shannon a few years back. For some odd reason, she disliked me. I built up the courage to ask her out, but got a reply of extreme laughter in my face. Walking away from that was the worst feeling ever, but at that moment I learned, 'Why linger on that feeling?'. If the feeling of embarassment is so bad, don't feel it! There are millions of good looking girls out there waiting for you to sweep them off their feet.

Don't give up, just because you have been turned down does not mean you have no potential at all. To fix the bad things about yourself, you must see them. Find your weak and strong points and use them to your advantage. If you think you are smart, show her. No girl in the world wakes up in the morning and says 'I don't want to be impressed today'.

So, here is the bottom line:
- Get over your past, and learn from it
- Build up some courage and get out there, or as I like to say, 'Grow a pair'
- Go for it. What is the worst that can happen? She will say no? Pfft. Big deal.

Think about it this way, you don't have her already. If she says no, you are back where you started! No big deal.

Cheers.

[redwater40]

people in grade four are uncomfortable to have a relationship like that with someone. talk to her. dont mention those times. in high school relationships are more secure.

[Sub0]

I should have mentioned that I do not have her email/phone number. AR that is awesome advice, I would ask he out now, but as I said, she is in a diffrent highschool, don't know which one. If I do get her phone number/email (any help on where I could get it?) I will try to build up the courage, and as you mention AR, if I get shot down, not to linger on it. So... is there any way I might get her contact info without sounding like a stalker?

Oh btw, what is the best way to start a conversation?


EDIT:

I forgot to say that I laughed at this

No girl in the world wakes up in the morning and says 'I don't want to be impressed today'.

[Kevim]

- Go for it. What is the worst that can happen? She will say no? Pfft. Big deal.

He could feel bad about himself, miss an apportunity to get some #####, have to linger with the feeling that he wasn't good enough for some little ****, and be forced to settle for something less.

But besides that...








If I do get her phone number/email (any help on where I could get it?) I will try to build up the courage, and as you mention AR, if I get shot down, not to linger on it. So... is there any way I might get her contact info without sounding like a stalker?
Well, I haven't done this too often, but the times I did, I tried to find a reason other then "relationships" to get some of her contact info. Like (God I am a nerd) one girl I liked played World of Warcraft, and I knew that because we were friends. I asked what server she was on and whatnot so we could play together. And on the game is where I ended up socializing with her about random things.

Oh btw, what is the best way to start a conversation?
"Hello" is normally a good one.

[AssaultRifle]

He could feel bad about himself, miss an apportunity to get some #####, have to linger with the feeling that he wasn't good enough for some little ****, and be forced to settle for something less.

Never, EVER, settle for anything less than perfect in your eyes because you think a girl is 'Out of your league'. No beautiful girl walks around without hearing pickup lines all day long, so what you have to do is be different, original, and refreshingly down to earth with her. Don't do what other people would do, just build up some balls and go for it! It beats the hell out of standing there, watching her go away, then hugging your pillow at night.

[Vagrant]

As a warning to you, my advice is going to be blunt and to the point, as it always is.

Well now, I see that you have been shot down. We all get shot down one time or another in our lives, but what you must do is stop lingering on that moment and just forget it. It was 4th grade, people change. Don't go beating yourself up about it.

Let me give you an example. I was in a similar situation with a girl named Shannon a few years back. For some odd reason, she disliked me. I built up the courage to ask her out, but got a reply of extreme laughter in my face. Walking away from that was the worst feeling ever, but at that moment I learned, 'Why linger on that feeling?'. If the feeling of embarassment is so bad, don't feel it! There are millions of good looking girls out there waiting for you to sweep them off their feet.

Don't give up, just because you have been turned down does not mean you have no potential at all. To fix the bad things about yourself, you must see them. Find your weak and strong points and use them to your advantage. If you think you are smart, show her. No girl in the world wakes up in the morning and says 'I don't want to be impressed today'.

So, here is the bottom line:
- Get over your past, and learn from it
- Build up some courage and get out there, or as I like to say, 'Grow a pair'
- Go for it. What is the worst that can happen? She will say no? Pfft. Big deal.

Think about it this way, you don't have her already. If she says no, you are back where you started! No big deal.

Cheers.

Does anybody else think this man is a genius? Your advice on this subject just about beat everybody else's.

Never, EVER, settle for anything less than perfect in your eyes because you think a girl is 'Out of your league'.

A.M.E.N. If you settle for anything less than what you see as perfect, the relationship will not be able to last.

[Mikeh]

Does anybody else think this man is a genius? Your advice on this subject just about beat everybody else's.

That goes without saying.

So... is there any way I might get her contact info without sounding like a stalker?

If you know her name, which I doubt you dont, try the phonebook, unless she has a name like Smith or something...

[brian1335]

lol that would suck lol there is always like 50 names with the last name of smith lol

[AssaultRifle]

So... is there any way I might get her contact info without sounding like a stalker?

Oh btw, what is the best way to start a conversation?

Alright, this is where things become tricky, but luckily you have me here to give you some help ;).

Find a friend that knows her, have him/her call her and say hi. As they are on the phone with her, you get on the phone and say hello. She will ask who you are, tell her and say 'Remember me from grammar school? Damn, I was way to shy to talk to you back then. How've you been?'.

After that, it is all questions. Ask away, because women will never miss an opportunity to talk about themselves. At the end of the conversation, just say 'Hey, would it be alright if I gave you a call later tonight so we can catch up?', and bingo! If she says yes, you are in. If no, then just know that she wasn't worth much if she can't give a guy she once knew the chance to talk to her.

Option B:
Find someone who knows her again, and find a place where she is going to be at a certain time. When you see her walking by, just walk up to her and go 'Oh my god! Aren't you [Her name]?', she will most likely ask who you are, but if she remembers you, play it off from there. To gain her phone number, you are going to have to be smooth, sweet, and funny all at the same time... which isn't to hard if you play it cool. Remember, ask questions! And when you ask for her number, don't incinuate that you want to get with her, make it a friendly gesture like, 'Hey, can I get your number so we can catch up sometime?', or, 'Hey, I have to run, but can I get your number so we can talk later?'

I wish you good luck.

[redwater40]

AR is truely the best. ar, u shoud make a hotline. like the assault rifle hotline would be a good name. just just blame me if a bunch of gangsters call and ask to get hooked up with some assault rifles.

[Endless]

Alright, this is where things become tricky, but luckily you have me here to give you some help ;).

Find a friend that knows her, have him/her call her and say hi. As they are on the phone with her, you get on the phone and say hello. She will ask who you are, tell her and say 'Remember me from grammar school? Damn, I was way to shy to talk to you back then. How've you been?'.

After that, it is all questions. Ask away, because women will never miss an opportunity to talk about themselves. At the end of the conversation, just say 'Hey, would it be alright if I gave you a call later tonight so we can catch up?', and bingo! If she says yes, you are in. If no, then just know that she wasn't worth much if she can't give a guy she once knew the chance to talk to her.

Option B:
Find someone who knows her again, and find a place where she is going to be at a certain time. When you see her walking by, just walk up to her and go 'Oh my god! Aren't you [Her name]?', she will most likely ask who you are, but if she remembers you, play it off from there. To gain her phone number, you are going to have to be smooth, sweet, and funny all at the same time... which isn't to hard if you play it cool. Remember, ask questions! And when you ask for her number, don't incinuate that you want to get with her, make it a friendly gesture like, 'Hey, can I get your number so we can catch up sometime?', or, 'Hey, I have to run, but can I get your number so we can talk later?'

I wish you good luck.

I am changing my user title to "Listen to AR"

[AssaultRifle]

Come on guys, don't glorify me. Last time that happened I was called an attention wh0re and a egotistical bastard. xD

[Lui]

Good times, good times.

[Endless]

Come on guys, don't glorify me. Last time that happened I was called an attention wh0re and a egotistical bastard. xD


I sure as hell didn't glorify you on this thread. (http://forums.xgenstudios.com/showthread.php?t=69851)

But if you want me to change my User title back donate me the 1000 X-cash it takes to do it.

[AssaultRifle]

I sure as hell didn't glorify you on this thread. (http://forums.xgenstudios.com/showthread.php?t=69851)

But if you want me to change my User title back donate me the 100 X-cash it takes to do it.

Heh, that is rather amusing. You can keep the title, I was only making a joke about my past on these forums that you would not fully understand. LuiV does because he was around during that time.

[Sub0]

Okay so I should follow her around for awhile, make sure she notices me, when she runs, I catcth up to her and say "Hey, can I have your phone number, I want to call you all the time, the reason for this is because I wanted to stick my penis in your vagina in grade 4 in time for the talent show" If she says yes, I am in...to her panty drawer. If no, I am still into her panty drawer, at night, when her house is empty.








Just kidding, thank you for the advice AR, you womanizer you, once I get the nerve to ask go through with it, I will probably either brag about it in spammerland, or make an emo-like thread, again in spammerland.

[mguby814]

man thats awesome that some1 else finaly had embarasssing probs wit a girl!

i literaly had 27 embarassing moments that happend right near my crush!
i unfortunatly had 2 relive all of them....
anyway about talkin 2 her...... if u kno where she lives go up 2 her house on a week end.... and ask for her....then well i think everyone knos wat 2 do next

p.s. this method takes a lot of courage!


btw lmfao!! about last post

[Kevim]

Come on guys, don't glorify me. Last time that happened I was called an attention wh0re and a egotistical bastard. xD
Aww... AssualtRifle. You will always be an egotistical attention ##### without a father in my heart. Always.

p.s. I believe people called you those names because you glorified yourself. Nothing wrong with that though. The way I see there are two kinds of people in this world. People like me with nothing on their mirrors. And then there are people like you who super-glue fake tounges onto all of the mirros they own.

[AssaultRifle]

I believe people called you those names because you glorified yourself. Nothing wrong with that though. The way I see there are two kinds of people in this world. People like me with nothing on their mirrors. And then there are people like you who super-glue fake tounges onto all of the mirros they own.

Wait, fake tounges? Huh?

[AssaultRifle]

So, any luck yet?

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-Gets smacked by NP1-

[Sub0]

I am still searching for her number, too bad I don't have a phone book, wait... *smacks head*, I can just check 411.com, I am off!

[Kevim]

Wait, fake tounges? Huh?
...So you can make out with yourself in the mirror...

[Gaffe]

Okay so I should follow her around for awhile, make sure she notices me, when she runs, I catcth up to her and say "Hey, can I have your phone number, I want to call you all the time, the reason for this is because I wanted to stick my penis in your vagina in grade 4 in time for the talent show" If she says yes, I am in...to her panty drawer. If no, I am still into her panty drawer, at night, when her house is empty.


Just kidding, thank you for the advice AR, you womanizer you, once I get the nerve to ask go through with it, I will probably either brag about it in spammerland, or make an emo-like thread, again in spammerland.

Ingenius!

[rslugger0531]

I dont need to ask out girls they all come to me im a magnet...

[redwater40]

did it work?

[Vagrant]

I dont need to ask out girls they all come to me im a magnet...

You can claim anything you want on the net...

[Espo Mk. II]

Okay so I should follow her around for awhile, make sure she notices me, when she runs, I catcth up to her and say "Hey, can I have your phone number, I want to call you all the time, the reason for this is because I wanted to stick my penis in your vagina in grade 4 in time for the talent show" If she says yes, I am in...to her panty drawer. If no, I am still into her panty drawer, at night, when her house is empty.








Just kidding, thank you for the advice AR, you womanizer you, once I get the nerve to ask go through with it, I will probably either brag about it in spammerland, or make an emo-like thread, again in spammerland.

j-j-j-jesus christ, you do-do-don't have to make fu-f-f-fun of s-s-s-s-south p-park.

[AssaultRifle]

You can claim anything you want on the net...

Yeah, like Noobpwner1 can claim he is strait, but we all know better.

[Kevim]

Yeah, like Noobpwner1 can claim he is strait, but we all know better.
Yeah Noobpwner1. You really should stop trying to hide it. We all know you have scoliosis.

[uwillbanme]

We all saw the dildoes under your bed noobpwner

[h00pla]

Yeah, like Noobpwner1 can claim he is strait, but we all know better.

he's a narrow strip of land connecting two large bodies of land?

I have four and a half penii

[Woolfenstien]

I have loads of pennies, hoopla.

What's seriously to brag about?

[h00pla]

do they make up a 1/1600th replica of your penis?

I used $100 worth of pennies for mine