The Official Unrealistic Feature SRPG List

[Frosty]

List the features in SRPG you think are unrealistic. Also please post atleast 3 features that are unrealistic.

1. The ability to buy and own a castle.

2. Cats can beat up grown stick-men.

3. Girl-scouts can beat up grown stick-men

[dr bling]

I got one you can cave dargon ball z moves in every day bar fights...

[Frosty]

List the features in SRPG you think are unrealistic. Also please post atleast 3 features that are unrealistic.

1. The ability to buy and own a castle.

2. Cats can beat up grown stick-men.

3. Girl-scouts can beat up grown stick-men

I got one you can cave dargon ball z moves in every day bar fights...
Please read the bolded part.

[Joest]

My cat beat me up, he looked up my shorts and didn't let go.


1 Fire ball bar fights
2 Driving off the earth
3 Buying small bottles of booze for $10 and/or $30

[h00pla]

List the features in SRPG you think are unrealistic. Also please post atleast 3 features that are unrealistic.

1. The ability to buy and own a castle.

2. Cats can beat up grown stick-men.

3. Girl-scouts can beat up grown stick-men

you've never seen a group of angry girl scouts have you? It's a terror to behold

[,.,..satan..,.,]

1:The ablity 2 change colors (no im not racist)
2: The ablity 2 learn something work out etc. by SLEEPING!!!
3: Squrills can KO u and take ure stuff

[336]

u can save ur life, lol ?
when u get caught for robbing the bank u obly get 5 days
if u get hit by a car u stand up and run away 2 seconds later

[Super Nova]

1. The buses go to other cites, but the town you're in is apparently cut off from everything else.
2. If you get into a car accident and your car is still intact.
3. Cars magically appearing from the edge of the world.
4. There's no jail.
5. You can go the entire year without eating.
6. You can fall off the world and then magically appear right by the edge.
7. No matter how much money you give to that hobo, he doesn't seem to do anything with it.
8. Apparently, you have an invisible backpack.
9. By the press of a button, you can instantly appear in your home.

[336]

u can eat 10000000000 giant hamburgers
it is possible to go from slave to CEO in a few weeks
the bus leaves on 12 PM, but u need to sleep 0 minutes before u can take it

[DefendYourAstle]

-You can walk into work a few times a month and get regular salary rates, with no consequences
-You can become President through a phone call
-Sleeping heals almost deadly wounds in hours

[denacioust]

-surviving in two dimensions

[Frosty]

1. The buses go to other cites, but the town you're in is apparently cut off from everything else.
2. If you get into a car accident and your car is still intact.
3. Cars magically appearing from the edge of the world.
4. There's no jail.
5. You can go the entire year without eating.
6. You can fall off the world and then magically appear right by the edge.
7. No matter how much money you give to that hobo, he doesn't seem to do anything with it.
8. Apparently, you have an invisible backpack.
9. By the press of a button, you can instantly appear in your home.
xD that's the best.

1. You die if you don't pay back a loan.
2. The interest rates make it too easy to gain money.
3. Beer helps gain charm (Should be the other way round xD).

[DefendYourAstle]

1. being drunk only affects you when you're playing darts
2. nobody cares if you hijack a car and drive it to work every day, in a small neighborhood
3. You can't sell your old house when you buy a new one.

[denacioust]

1. Your hair colour changes to alert the world of the type of person you are.
2. You are controlled ultimately by an unknown being.
3. Teenagers smoking...COMPLETE BALDERDASH

[SalsatheGeek]

1. You don't have to go to court for killing someone with cigarettes.
2. Squirrels love cocaine...
3. No matter how much times you rob the bank, they always have more money.

[denacioust]

1. Cigarette's kill.
2. Day lengths are judged by what you do and not time.
3. Banks only hold less than $200 and once you make it out you're free even if you live across the road.

[SalsatheGeek]

1. People's heads crack open when they fall down and die.
2. Druck driving is legal.
3. You can survive a "fatal" accident involving the car running you over.

[Super Nova]

1. Where does that hobo keep all the money? He never seems to walk to the bank...
2. The "town" never runs out of resources.
3. You killed the kid with cigarettes, and he simply dissapears.
4. That coke dealer never gets tired walking around.
5. You can turn from 'genuine' to 'saint' just by giving a hobo some money.

[DefendYourAstle]

1. working at your job constitutes a good deed, better than charity
2. you can get a job offer to be dictator
3. the casino has infinite money to lose to you
4. the new apartment magically replaces the old one, even though it's bigger
5. by working out and sleeping regularly, you can survive dozens of car accidents in the same day!
6. McFakefood makes you healthier