People Are Pathetic

[c00lryguy]

I got an email from sexygrl666999, I dont know this person

sexygrl666999: ur lookin sexy to night
c00lryguy: and your online trying to suduce random people cause you have no life

of coarse, i had to tell someone so i told bandit
Sam M = Bandit

Sam M.: LOLOLOPO LEIK GOM LQWOL KTGX SUCK MY PENSIS@
sexygrl666999: ok
Sam M.: ELELLELELEEOEJ ELOL
Sam M.: LEIK
Sam M.: IOMG
Sam M.: EOM
Sam M.: LOLE
Sam M.: OMG OMG OMG LOL WTF OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMG
Sam M.: LOL!
Sam M.: L!@Ol
L!Ol
!LOL!
Sam M.: lo!l
Sam M.: LO!@l
Sam M.: L@OL

tell us of some weird or odd convos that you've had to prove people are indeed pathetic

[Sam]

Hahaha..

You posted this?

[c00lryguy]

I wanna hear other people's stories

[The Brown Cow]

Probably just a bot.

Ever gone into one of the AIM public chatrooms?

[c00lryguy]

oh god, those are the worst

[Jshall]

Yeah they mostly go like
CLICK HERE FOR YOUNG HOT TEENS!!!
I swear I've never had a convo with anything other than a porn bot in one of those.

[ManUpstairs]

I swear I've never had a convo with anything other than a porn bot in one of those.

Yeah, me either.
They say: hey
I say: hi, what's up?
They say: I'm wearing a pink thong
I say: Wow, the last bot I talked to said the same thing!

[jazzybloo]

Oh Ive gone to those and what I do to tell if the people in there are real or just bots is I just type WQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE about 20 times and see if anyone starts cursing at me.. haha.

[Doug05257]

Hahaha.... I don't have AIM... Lucky me..

[Hijacker27]

MSN poonejords AIM... cuz it's better in every way...

Only had tht happen to me once, and it was a real person

[Alexar]

Ok.... That's wierd

I hate AIM, it gives me alot of pop-ups. Stupid pop-ups..... That's why I have MSN :D.

[cutman342]

I started cussing out a bot once and it turned out that it wasn't a bot. That was the only I ever typed to too. It really stunk.

[Alexar]

Lol, that really really sucks. What if it was an advanced bot?

[ManUpstairs]

Yeah, bots are stupid, I hate 'em.

Bot: I'm wearing frilly pink undies, want me to take them off?
Me: Shut the hell up!
Bot: heehee, ok, I'm gonna take them off now
Me: Shut the hell up!!
Bot: Ooh, that feels goood
Me: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Bot: Come see my personal webcam
Me: aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! SHUT-UP!!!!!


At that point, I leave.

[The Brown Cow]

I have around 20 screennames blocked thanks to my one mistaken trip to a public chatroom.

[ManUpstairs]

Wow, that's crazy. Guess you learned your lesson about public chat rooms, eh?

[The Brown Cow]

I rarely use any instant messenger these days, so it doesn't really matter.

Even more frightening than the bots is the fact that it must actually work well enough for them to bother doing it.

[ManUpstairs]

Yeah, the bots are amazingly life-like! I thought one was real until I asked it a misphrased question and it replied with a sex link. It was obviously programmed so that if it didn't understand what you asked, it automatically figured you wanted to see them naked!

Grr...I stopped public chatting a year or two ago...bleh...

[Jshall]

MSN poonejords AIM... cuz it's better in every way...

Only had tht happen to me once, and it was a real person

Why is that a lot of people talk about MSN being a lot, but I never get any specifics??

[ManUpstairs]

I think MSN just has a better interface, looks cleaner, AIM and others are just weird looking and basic.

[Alexar]

Yes, that is so true, and MSN is not only cleaner, but you can actually enjoy a chat, without having all of these cruddy pop-ups, and it has a much better quality graphics and menu than AIM. And MSN is also free, and they remind you to get new updates as well.

[Leperkawn]

And you got the whole change your nickname thing. Thats really nice to have.

[Posh Jibbons]

It just so happens I record EVERY single MSN convo I have... well at least since May 26th.


Behold, teh psycho Aussie chick from l0serland. Smittah can vouch for this, he introduced us all.

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| Session Start: Tuesday, August 31, 2004 |
| Participants: |
| Jestiggity (dynamicjester@hotmail.com) |
| love drac (cool_jason2300@*******.com) |
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[09:51:42 PM] love drac: hey wats ur name
[09:51:42 PM] love drac: i am sam
[09:51:45 PM] love drac: ASL
[09:52:00 PM] Jestiggity: I'm DJ 17/m/Cali
[09:52:11 PM] Jestiggity: fornia*
[09:52:37 PM] love drac: kool
[09:52:47 PM] love drac: do u go 2 skool
[09:52:53 PM] Jestiggity: Yeah
[09:52:57 PM] love drac: can u send me a pic
[09:53:07 PM] Jestiggity: I dont have one... sorry
[09:53:13 PM] love drac: i will send u 1 of mine
[09:53:42 PM] Jestiggity: You dont have to if you dont want to ... I
cont hanve a digital camera or a scanner
[09:53:54 PM] love drac: that ok
[09:54:04 PM] love drac: describe ur self
[09:54:26 PM] Jestiggity: Uhm... Im a scrawny, brown haired
whiteboy...
[09:55:08 PM] You have successfully received C:\Documents and
Settings\**********\My Documents\My Received Files\sam
and dad.bmp from love drac.
[09:55:49 PM] love drac: dont rip ur slf off
[09:55:59 PM] Jestiggity: pardon?
[09:56:40 PM] love drac: Im a scrawny, brown haired whiteboy it sounds
like ur ripping ur self off
[09:57:22 PM] love drac: sorry
[09:57:32 PM] love drac: what r ur hobbies
[09:57:38 PM] love drac: u religious
[09:57:45 PM] Jestiggity: Not really
[09:57:55 PM] love drac: same
[09:58:03 PM] Jestiggity: Hobbies are... biking... reading...
internet
[09:58:06 PM] Jestiggity: stuff like that
[09:58:19 PM] love drac: do u watch docter phil
[09:58:38 PM] Jestiggity: No... not really.
[09:58:49 PM] love drac: huh
[09:58:59 PM] Jestiggity: you?
[09:59:08 PM] love drac: no
[09:59:18 PM] Jestiggity: oh
[09:59:57 PM] love drac: do u chat all day
[10:00:37 PM] Jestiggity: To tell you the truth I dont reall chat a
lot. I go to school come home, play games then sleep
[10:00:44 PM] Jestiggity: really*
[10:01:17 PM] love drac: sounds fun
[10:01:27 PM] Jestiggity: heh, not really
[10:01:41 PM] Jestiggity: what about you, what do you do with your
spare time?
[10:03:01 PM] love drac: counterstrike(game) read sleep eat go 2
parties chat with kool people like u etc
[10:03:19 PM] Jestiggity: Cool
[10:03:39 PM] love drac: yes yes it is
[10:03:47 PM] Jestiggity: lol
[10:04:36 PM] love drac: hhow many ppl r u chatting 2 now
[10:05:01 PM] Jestiggity: 3
[10:05:41 PM] love drac: who r they
[10:06:12 PM] Jestiggity: Smitty, the guy we were just talking to and
another friend... but we aren't really talking anymore
[10:06:40 PM] love drac: and
[10:06:51 PM] Jestiggity: you
[10:07:37 PM] love drac: you said 3
[10:07:45 PM] Jestiggity: yeah
[10:07:51 PM] Jestiggity: You, smitty, and a friend
[10:08:39 PM] love drac: a friend hey male or FEMALE
[10:08:53 PM] Jestiggity: male..
[10:09:16 PM] love drac: oh
[10:09:37 PM] love drac: what stuff do u do online
[10:09:56 PM] Jestiggity: play games
[10:10:03 PM] love drac: and
[10:10:17 PM] Jestiggity: uhm... hmm... watch videos
[10:10:24 PM] love drac: uu know wat im talking about
[10:10:35 PM] Jestiggity: ...
[10:10:42 PM] Jestiggity: What?
[10:11:00 PM] love drac: ha u do know
[10:11:14 PM] Jestiggity: know what?
[10:11:35 PM] love drac: wat im talking about
[10:11:54 PM] Jestiggity: What I do on the internet?
[10:12:14 PM] love drac: yes
[10:12:21 PM] love drac: go on lol
[10:12:36 PM] Jestiggity: play internet games and watch Halo videos
[10:12:37 PM] Jestiggity: ?
[10:13:18 PM] love drac: holo do u like holo
[10:13:29 PM] Jestiggity: Yeah
[10:13:34 PM] love drac: wat about anime
[10:13:57 PM] love drac: manga etc
[10:14:16 PM] Jestiggity: Uhm... I dont really know what manga is but
I used to watch Dragon Ball Z
[10:14:37 PM] love drac: lol really
[10:14:47 PM] Jestiggity: Yeah
[10:15:36 PM] love drac: do u no any good game sites
[10:16:09 PM] love drac: u there
[10:16:27 PM] Jestiggity: Oh sorry
[10:16:34 PM] Jestiggity: uhm... I like addictinggames.com
[10:16:40 PM] Jestiggity: and Xgenstudios.com
[10:17:28 PM] love drac: kool
[10:18:57 PM] love drac: so who do u chat 2 online
[10:19:27 PM] Jestiggity: what do you mean?
[10:19:52 PM] love drac: who do u chat 2
[10:20:04 PM] Jestiggity: ...people?
[10:21:01 PM] love drac: play a game
[10:21:12 PM] Jestiggity: Oh, I gotta go to bed now
[10:21:16 PM] Jestiggity: sorry
[10:21:18 PM] You have declined the invitation to start Bankshot
Billiards Club.
[10:21:24 PM] Jestiggity: but thanks anyway
[10:21:54 PM] love drac: wait
[10:21:59 PM] love drac: cyber sex
[10:22:06 PM] Jestiggity: ...what?
[10:23:10 PM] love drac: bye
[10:23:11 PM] love drac: what time is it in the us
[10:23:32 PM] Jestiggity: 10:30
[10:24:08 PM] love drac: oh it 3.pm in aus
[10:24:14 PM] Jestiggity: oh
[10:24:27 PM] Jestiggity: ok well... good afternoon... I guess
[10:24:37 PM] love drac: do u want cyber sex
[10:24:51 PM] Jestiggity: Not really
[10:25:01 PM] love drac: cause ur turning me on
[10:25:11 PM] Jestiggity: right...
[10:25:24 PM] Jestiggity: ok well... have fun with that
[10:25:26 PM] Jestiggity: gnight
[10:26:22 PM] * love drac is now Offline


But wait! There's (a little) More!!!


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| Session Start: Sunday, September 05, 2004 |
| Participants: |
| Jestiggity (dynamicjester@hotmail.com) |
| love draq (cool_jason2300@*******.com) |
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[08:45:12 PM] love draq: hey
[08:45:18 PM] Jestiggity: HELLO
[08:45:20 PM] Jestiggity: er
[08:45:23 PM] Jestiggity: Hi*
[08:45:33 PM] * love draq is now Offline
[08:46:39 PM] * love draq is now Online
[09:01:21 PM] love draq: fucking pedifile
[09:01:29 PM] Jestiggity: What?
[09:01:44 PM] love draq: you talk with 13 year old girls over the net
[09:01:57 PM] * love draq is now Offline

[ManUpstairs]

Wow, sounds like you had fun talking.(I didn't read but the first 10-15 lines)

*whistles and walks away*

[Alexar]

Ugh, freaky. Is that a bot, or a real creepy person? *shivers*

[c00lryguy]

i like messing with people:
[WARNING EXPLOIT LANGUAGE]
http://c00lryguy.250x.com/convo.txt

[JoeyG]

I used to use MSN... as far as messengers go, I think it is the only one I'll ever use.

I never use it anymore, now that I have GMail. I'm hoping they'll get a messenger, although the way they have the conversations organized in straight email, I don't think that it matters.

[Alexar]

Ok....... I remember you did that to my brother c00lryguy and he got sooooo mad.

[Honeycomb]

K thats just plain werid... i played some game called Isketch and alot of poeple call there room 11-13 hot boys come here!!! I use yahoo

[Sam]

Try GAIM, best client out there. (http://gaim.sourceforge.net)

It's the best. All in one interface (Let's you use AIM, MSN, Yahoo, Jabber, IRC, ICQ, anything0. It's nice and clean, simple, and best of all...

OPEN SOURCED!

[c00lryguy]

and cant do anything but talk

[ManUpstairs]

I'll download that later, I don't have enough time right now.

[c00lryguy]

no dont

IT EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL *echos**echos**echos**echos*

[Sam]

Hush you c00lryguy, you are just mad because it doesn't have a large Microsoft sticker tatooed somewhere on it.

[c00lryguy]

hey i dont like microsoft, i just think its better than linux

and you cant send files,direct connect,play games with each other, NOTHING *dances*

[Sam]

Actually, yeah you can, I just have my firewall configured weirdly on Linux. On Windows I can do all that fine.

[c00lryguy]

LIIIIIEES