Newb Adoption Thread

[Alphaniner]

If you are new to the forum, post here, and an older member can 'adopt' you. They will be your buddy, and give you the ropes on the forums.

If this is a bad idea, then whatever. Thought I'd give it a go.

Requirements to Adopt:
-Account is at least 6 Months Old.
-You must use proper grammar and the rest.
-If you are one of those insane spammers, no adoption for you.
-You must be kind and helpful to your little memberling.

[spiffyguy]

Ok I am going to adopt someone.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

So basically, older members can adopt newbs and train them not to become noobs on the forums?

[Alphaniner]

Ok I am going to adopt someone.

Maybe you should be more than a few months old?

[zecantu]

Maybe people from '03 - '05 can?

[WaterZoma]

Haven't I been doing that already? No, wait. I'm controlling them. :P

[I Faw Down]

Ill adopt the next one that posts

Ive been an anti n00b entusiast for a long time

[nuke]

I would, but my cousin, MR. Google, is already that newb :P

[Area 51]

I'll adopt someone...
*Evil Laugh*

[Whitcomb]

Adopt me!

[Aeroglyphix]

xD oh great why couldnt we just do a bishie thread instead.

[SalsatheGeek]

So what the basic requirement to be a noob and a older member?

[Blaze Zero-Three]

So what the basic requirement to be a noob and a older member?
Noob/Newb: Someone who is disrespected and/or hated and/or not known at all by the XGen Community.
Older Member: Someone who has respect by the XGen Community, is known well, and has been here for [+2?] months.

[I Faw Down]

whitcomb is mine!

[Liniar]

For me, it looks like a bad idea soomehow when you adopted a newb. As if the newb is already a n___,then it wil start bugging you really bad. OR if not, I'll adopt whitecoomb

[I Faw Down]

I Am!

[Whitcomb]

whitcomb is mine!
Yayyyyy thx i luv you

[I Faw Down]

one thing..... dont say that

[Blaze Zero-Three]

one thing..... dont say that
Another thing.
1. If you are going to make a 'pause' using multiple periods, use only 3 periods.
2. Use proper grammar and spelling.

[I Faw Down]

what do you mean proper grammer and spelling

[Blaze Zero-Three]

what do you mean proper grammer and spelling
You can't be serious.

Type in the English language properly. Did you understand that?

[Alphaniner]

Noob/Newb: Someone who is disrespected and/or hated and/or not known at all by the XGen Community.
Older Member: Someone who has respect by the XGen Community, is known well, and has been here for [+2?] months.

I was thinking about 12 months. And I don't want any of those insane spammers adopting young memberlings and spoiling their minds with their heinous spam.

[cliffemall]

Any Metallica fans wanna adopt me?

[spiffyguy]

I am not a spammer so I can adopt, And I am fairly well known

[Red Flame]

i want to be adopted!

[Arca]

^too late^ I'll adopt some one... I mean I'm mature, obey the rules and use spelling and grammer goodly....er.. well.

[game-bot]

Gimme my newb!

[Screech]

I'd love to adopt someone and show them the ropes and help out with questions :)

This is a great idea- all new members should take advantage of having someone used to the community help them out!

[Blaze Zero-Three]

I'm ready for my test sub- I mean... Newbie.

[Liniar]

i want to be adopted! Do not adopt him. He just got banned for multi-accounting-hes rich_man_298

[Blaze Zero-Three]

Do not adopt him. He just got banned for multi-accounting-hes rich_man_298
As stated by Arca.

[Liniar]

Yep I know. Waiting for adoption

[Guybrush Threepwood]

I'd love to adopt someone.
I'll wait until I have more choices, though.

[Choft]

I could do this. Hey I'm not an insane spammer anymore! That was like last month. Doesn't matter though, I already knew enough then as I do now. Hopefully it's enough.

[nightmare1111]

I'll adopt someone!

PM me if you want to be adopted!

[Chris T]

I'll adopt someone!

PM me if you want to be adopted!

No thanks. And, I have not been here /too/ long, but I am quite noticed, no?

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[Blaze Zero-Three]

No thanks. And, I have not been here /too/ long, but I am quite noticed, no?

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I don't have any User Notes, either. Plus, I've been here for a while.

[deathrisenchampion]

aww cmon i joined like 4th of august i should of at least joined july 31st then i would be able to adopt one month earlier

[Mykester]

Adopt Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Liniar]

Sounds like good grammer. Ok I'll adopt you. I LOVE GRAMMER!

[Endless]

Do i count as a newb? I am i a semi-member

[Mykester]

sweet

[Choft]

Sounds like good grammer. Ok I'll adopt you. I LOVE GRAMMER!

But you hate grammar. We want good grammar here not good grammer, you can go take your grammer somewhere else thanks.

[The_Stick]

I wanna be adopted by Spam!

[Frosty]

If you are new to the forum, post here, and an older member can 'adopt' you. They will be your buddy, and give you the ropes on the forums.

If this is a bad idea, then whatever. Thought I'd give it a go.

Requirements to Adopt:
-Account is at least 6 Months Old.
-You must use proper grammar and the rest.
-If you are one of those insane spammers, no adoption for you.
-You must be kind and helpful to your little memberling.
This is a good idea father dearest...err... Alphaniner.
I will take someone under my wing and show them the ways of the force...err...forum.

[SalsatheGeek]

Ok, I don't really care but I put myself up for adoption............

[Gerbil!]

*adopts salsathegeek*

15 months ftw.

[eyebrow]

I have almost been here for one year. I will teach a youngin the ways of here.


Duke, you've been here 5 months, if I'm not mistaken. Post count doesn't matter. You are unable to adopt.


EAT THAT, #####!

:P
>.>

[RedDemonFox]

ill put myself for adoption

[theryman]

Here is an idea: Rather than treating the new members as people that are retarded, or at least 'less than,' we treat them like EQUALS and see what happens!

Hmm? How about it? We all stop being douches, and the place improves a hell of a lot. For being an online form, we are very unegalitarian.

[Frosty]

I have almost been here for one year. I will teach a youngin the ways of here.


Duke, you've been here 5 months, if I'm not mistaken. Post count doesn't matter. You are unable to adopt.


EAT THAT, #####!

:P
>.>
I didn't think post-count mattered and I was hoping no-one would notice.
>.>
<.<
>.>

[the Gooch]

what do you mean proper grammer and spelling

he means nothing, don't worry because that title under his name, banned, it means he wasn't doing something right, hes a hypocrite, don't let him tell you what to do.

[stickymo]

I'd like to be adopted, Please...

[I Faw Down]

ill adopt you...Whitcomb got banned

[Iron Man]

i want to be adopted

[I Faw Down]

ill adopt you too

[eyebrow]

Fine. Take my noob, then.

:(


Choose me, Iron Man, and I'll treat you well.

Free signature, by me, if you decide to be my underling.
>.>


ALSO: You are under 6 months old until 10/4/06.

[I Faw Down]

me? I joined april 2005

[Arca]

This is my version of adopting:


"Watch the Xgen posting movie in my sig, and get the **** out."

[Quincy Teh 1337]

Adopt me! i come with a free dancing banna!

[eyebrow]

me? I joined april 2005


Never mind, then. :p

[zecantu]

Adopt me! i come with a free dancing banna!

I'll adopt you.

>_>

[milk96]

someone adopt me! and whats xcash?

[The_Stick]

someone adopt me! and whats xcash?

http://forums.xgenstudios.com/showthread.php?t=25030

[milk96]

please someone adopt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zecantu]

please someone adopt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fine, I'll adopt you.

[milk96]

yay

[Czardragrace]

milk, theres whole Xcash FAQ, go check it out

[denacioust]

Can I adopt someone much older than me? And then accuse them of parent-molesting me...