Unofficial Quotes Thread

[ssgtGrimreaper]

Just post any funny or random quotes you find.

"1 single death is a tragedy, 1 million deaths is a statistic" Josef Stalin

[crusty]

"Quichurbichin" - Mr. Immonen, my math teacher.

[Rambo]

"The only way to become a man is a vision quest. And those are really hard." - ?

[ManUpstairs]

"HOLY CRAP!"

-My 8th Grade Teacher playing a game my friends and I invented, which happened to be called..."HOLY CRAP".

[Diamond187]

Quothe the Bender "Bite my shiny metal [expletive deleted]!!"

[JoeyG]

Essentially what all people trying to get re-elected say:

"I like change, so re-elect me!"

[ManUpstairs]

wut

[Impulse]

Not exactly funny, but the following quote is my all-time favorite:

"Common sense is not so common"
- Voltaire

[Bob5133]

"you bought me a gun rack? I dont own A gun, let alone many, which would nessesitate a rack" - Mike Myers

[c00lryguy]

"DIRTY HOE....I'm sorry, baby i loove you" - Mike Myers, Cat in the Hat

[The_Fuzz]

"Damn is not A Swear"

7th grade teacher with ocd

[ssgtGrimreaper]

"Even though I didn't go to his funeral, I wrote a letter approving of it" Mark Twain

[Rambo]

"The best things in life are free. Death, disease, famine, and apathy for all of the above." - A Good Friend (sort of)

[Leperkawn]

"One's never alone with a rubber duck. " - The Captain

[DarkReality]

"You are what you eat"

- Feuerbach

[Garith]

"I'm always right.Don't bother to fight."-doug05257

[Diamond187]

See sig.

[Bob5133]

"GOT ME A (insert name)" <= as lunging at them with a blanket

[Leperkawn]

"He who hesitates is lost" Captain Widdershins of the Queequeg

[Impulse]

These two combine (from Futurama):

Professor: "Quiet you two or you are both getting neutered!"
Fry: "Heh - That'll show 'em :) "

[Knilt]

*googles* :P
Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Will Rogers

[Diamond187]

"Uh oh, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's a moron." -Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

[Rambo]

"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear." - Alen Corenk

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome" - Issac Asimov

"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives." - A. Sachs


And one of my personal favorites...

"Chew before you swallow." - George W. Bush, on his near death at the hands of a pretzel

[ManUpstairs]

"Life, is like a grapefruit..."

-Douglas Adams

[IronBlueIntent]

"You can't beat our meat!" -The sign in the deli of a grocery store I worked at.

"You now PROSESS Dracula's rib" -Castlevania II: Simon's Quest.

Better watch out man! I PROSESS a RIB and I can beat you with it!

[Knilt]

"Life is like a box of chocolates. And I will eat every ******* chocolate in that box." - Forgot author but she said it on TV.

[KiLLeR404]

ClusterFudge(other than fudge yes)
this happens all the time-dad

[Rambo]

"Life is like a box of chocolates. And I will eat every ******* chocolate in that box." - Forgot author but she said it on TV.


It was on VH1's "I Love The 90s". The "author" was Mo'Nique Imes Jackson, better known as simply Mo'Nique.

"He not busy being born is busy dying." - Bob Dylan

[JoeyG]

'Ever laughed at mosquito bites? They're malarious!'
-Me, thinking up new signatures (feel free to use it)

[Knilt]

"Life is like a box of chocolates. And I will eat every ******* chocolate in that box." - Forgot author but she said it on TV.


It was on VH1's "I Love The 90s". The "author" was Mo'Nique Imes Jackson, better known as simply Mo'Nique.
Hmm... you're right! :P

[yoshimitsu31]

"Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless apliances and pastes..." - Master Shake

[Leperkawn]

"All your base are belong to us!" - Cats

I can't belive no one posted that quote yet.

[daman3456]

"Gigety Gigety *bobs head*" -Quagmire hehe

[Gaara_of_the_Sand]

If it were eye for an eye the whole would would be blind, but at least we dont have to look at each other- Don remember...

[Diamond187]

Uh, really you should keep all the quotes in one post. Please.

And "Hell is other people" is from something else. I can't remember what...

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't." -Iunno

[Doug05257]

"I'm always right.Don't bother to fight."-doug05257

Thanks!


"Visit http://s3.invisionfree.com/gep because it's a great new forum." -doug05257

[Leperkawn]

"Not-so-subliminal advertising is stupid" - Leperkawn

[Doug05257]

"Sorry" - doug05257


"I'm not so bad, once you get to know me!" - Agent Smith

[Rambo]

"If you placed all of the omniscient people in the world in one room, it would take a real effort for them to screw in a light bulb, do to lack of personel. - Rambodike

[Doug05257]

"Fiz r0xx0rz all thirty-seven-point-five-oh-four-oh-seven-charlie-bravo of my s0xx0rz." - Reality del Dark

[Garith]

"Heh,two words... Float Addresses."-Corrupt

[Doug05257]

A long Matrix quote:

"Why do you fight? Why do you persist? Do you believe you are fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Could it be for truth, or peace, or perhaps love? All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although, only a human intellect could invent something as incipid as love." - Agent Smith


"Do you feel it closing in on you? Oh, I can. Can you feel it coming to an end? I would like to thank you, Mr. Anderson, for your life has shown me the purpose of all life. The purpose of life is to end." - Agent Smith


(If you haven't noticed, Agent Smith is my favorite Matrix character. A lot of good quotes!) :)


"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity." -Karl Marx in The Communist Manifesto

Learned that one in history class. And it's also in HavocWizard's sig. Thought it was a nice twist on the original!

[Rob97]

"Do you wish to sniff the rarified air of extrodenary, or wallow in the muck of medinorochrany?" - Mr. Ablergate (english teacher)

NOTE: I bet there's lots of spelling errors in that :lol:.

[Super Mine 2]

"Jesus Kenny!!! My eyes are bleeding!!!" vic ramano

"Well, a, vic, I did have cabbage for lunch"

mxc hosts last night on SPIKE