Bushisms!

[ehntoo]

I think there are enough of them out there now to have a thread full, don't you?
Post your favorites.

"The government funded research in microdrive storage, electrochemistry and signal compression. They did so for one reason: It turned out that those were the key ingredients for the development of the iPod."

Hrm. So the microdrive and mp3 were invented for the iPod? Nifty! XD

[Anonymous]

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better." —George W. Bush, in a press conference with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien. Sept. 24, 2001

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." —George W. Bush, at a White House Menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001

"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006


Three classics.
(except that last one)

[denacioust]

'How many is a Brazilian again?' George Bush after hearing of the deaths of three Brazilian men ;)

[gorgieboy]

Haha, I saw that! That was funny....wherever it's from...

[Vagrant]

"Where wings take dream."

"You're working hard to put food on your family."

[Doug05257]

'I invented the Internet. And pants."

Whoops, that'd be Al Gore.



Just realized that the link doesn't work. Anyhow, that's on record.

[Alphaniner]

When talking to U.S. Soldiers:

"You took an oath to fight for your country, and you held up to that oath underwater and under fire."


The Dumbest Things President Bush Said in 2004
10) "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." —Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

9) "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

8) "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

7) "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." —Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

6) "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions
That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." —Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004
{switch the words in italics for a more sensible quote}

5) "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!" —Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

4) "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

3) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

2) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video)

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[MadAce]

"Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice.. fool me twice... well your not gonna fool me again."

[Alphaniner]

Pffft. Bush=t3h silleh!

[Espo Mk. II]

"Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice.. fool me twice... well your not gonna fool me again."

thats kinda weird. i fooled this guy 465 times by saying i was his friend and then i- well i wont tell you :)