I Hate My English Teacher!

[HavocWizard]

Reasons why I hate her:

1.) Her grading system is screwed up and doesn't work. Under a normal system, I would have an A, but I have a C.

2.) She looks like this: :twisted: (Really, she does!)

3.) She doesn't listen to anything the students say.

4.) I talked to her about my grades, she said she would check them, but she never did. She lied. I even reminded her about it.

5.) The way she acts/talks makes you angry, which doesn't help me.

6.) I haven't learned anything in her class at all this year.

7.) There are plenty of other reasons I can't think of.

You can post reasons why you hate your english teachers below.

[Hypersolidsnake]

I can't stand mine, the way she 'teaches' us is really odd, and it isn't very educational. Sure, reading helps our grammar skills, but some stuff just doesn't make sense. I really liked the teacher we had for the first two weeks, he was really great, and a fun guy, too.

[Xskater9000]

mine does nothing before class he write down the asgingment then sits behind his deck and all he does is text message

[HavocWizard]

You can also post reasons why you like your English Teachers too.

[Rob97]

Sorry to hear that guys. My teacher rocks because she gives good grades and good advice. She's pretty nice too... yeah man, thats about it.

[The First]

My english teacher, I have her all morning, no skipping for me. Is a crack w**** becuase she grew up in trenton(you know what I am talking about HSS), forgets what she was doing in the middle of writing something on the board, nobod is talking and she keeps us in for like 10 mins after class(at lunch).

[Rob97]

What Sparky? Is there a problem with New Jersey, or is she just really smart? LoL

[griffey04]

I hate my english teacher his name is Mr. Oldham

the highest grade in his class is a B-

[Jshall]

thats funny i hate my social studies teacher

[Rob97]

don't get me started about my academic skills teacher... she sucks sooo bad. Good thing i got her in trouble with the guidance office. :D Yes!

Offtopic: Ever here of Ridgewood Havokwizard?

[HavocWizard]

Offtopic: I've never been there, and I've never met anyone from there (exept you), but I did read about it once in the Star Ledger.

About the academic teacher; Cool.

[DroneFx]

My teacher always looks busy,he keep saying he got no time when we got like,4 hours before class is over...Well,i dun hate my teacher since he is a robotics teacher and his teachings got me to grade A

[-=Zefnar=-]

my english teacher is sooo mean...

1.)She will throw you and yes i mean throw you out of the class if you didn't do your homework.

2.)Whenever you raise your hand she will say PUT IT DOWN WE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS HERE!

good thing

she gives us candy if we did out homework! :P

[HavocWizard]

That's really scary.

My English teacher is a coldblooded hag, that should have been burned at the stake a long time ago.

At least school is almost over, and I will never have her again, unless she switches grades. That would be horrible, terrible, catastrophic!

[The First]

i dun hate my teacher since he is a robotics teacher and his teachings got me to grade A

You have... robotics as a course? o.O I've heard of a lot of things... but robotics? Or was that a misspelling?

[HavocWizard]

Maybe he's reffering to his Tech teacher. I don't know though, maybe he does have a robotics teacher.

[The First]

my english teacher is creeppy and way too involved, he calls me like evry day and he came to my house once, that really freaked my out

[lazy21236]

your teacher came to your house? I'd highly suggest that you lock your windows and uhhh maybe watch your *back* if you know what i mean......

[Jsk2003]

ok now thats is really freaky about he went to your house.that means he knows where u live.that means he could look how messy your room is run lock dorrs shut curtains and lock window, because u dont want the bed teachers to bite.(bed bugs, bed teachers u know what i mean)

my english hmm right now i havent got a bad one even i like my 4th grade teacher because shes not like the ones who if u make a joke then u get dentention or something she will actually laugh yes i meant laugh not yell at you.and since we had recess in 4th grade if we didnt do homework we would just have to sit out from recess,thats all.

[loneskunk]

My english teacher loses our work, then says we didn't pass it in.

[Homer43]

my english teacher was good for about the first quarter, but then she was just.... irritating.
sometimes i make jokes that she doesnt care about, but the next day i make a joke and she sends me out in the hall..... all i could do was laugh at the stupidity of the whole thing.

amazingly, i got an A in that class!

[Rob97]

This topic was around last year, cool!

School starts September 7 for me and most people in New Jersey. My older friends say that 8th grade is the worst grade they've had because of the teacher lineup.

For now I have my finger crossed, and hoping for a good line up of teachers.

[dastardly_fiend]

I had an Enlgish teacher once. He always talked about his pet pigs and how one was struck by lightning. He seemed to love his pigs way more than he loved his wife. And he always wore something terrible like a lime green sweater and dark brown slacks.

Oh yeah, and his teaching sucked worse than his stories.

[Jonanin]

haha. a pig-owning teacher.rofl that sounds funny. a PIG-OWN3D teacher. thats great. a PIG-OWNING teacher. his pigs got 0wn3d.

[COOLCRAGER]

i have the worst band teacher. one time i got some food during a game and he through my food onto the football field

[lazy21236]

My english teacher is on the learning channel. That's just creepy. I'm channel surfing in the middle of the night and suddenly he appears talking about the SAT's. He sometimes even reminds us to do our homework on the show. Of course I never watch it long enough to hear him say it, but he says he does in class.

But he isn't that bad. I hate writing journals everyday though. and he's confusing as hell

As for the band teacher, HAHAHAHAHAHA. that sucks. I hate band. Once I through my mouthpiece thing out the window just so I couldn't play. I got detention but it was worth it. luckily i haven't had that for a while now. gotsta love high school

[andre_xgen_andre]

i hate my english teacher.
his name is bjørn HORE.

[crusty]

This year, my teachers rock. The only teacher that scares me is my history teacher, Mr. Campbell. He's retiring this year, so I won't have him again.

:D

[ODDDLY]

My English teacher this year r0x0rs m4h s0x0rs! He's teh pwnz0r.

[ManUpstairs]

My English teacher's a psycho...

[bobmasedo]

i know somebody like that pig teacher but social studies instead of english hmm...

[HavocWizard]

My new English teacher is cool! Yay!

She's Brittish, and I've never met an uncool British person. Ever.

[Supernova]

I had a fourth grade teacher who litterely just averaged the grades you got from the first month and gave that same grade the rest of the year. It sucked though cause she went to my church and she thought I actually like her as a teacher.

My english teacher last year did nothing. Nothing. She was kind of fat and she employed kids to do her house work for her. She was just kreepy. Plus her and the math teacher were having an affiar.

[xinjinbei]

maybe you should go for a killing spree

[Homer43]

you could always get em fired for that you know.

[dastardly_fiend]

Having an affair or employing kids? Or the whole killing spree thing? Though I thought the last was a given.

*Confused*

[Doug05257]

I think it was for the affair, and that depends on where you go to school, the laws in your state, and other nonsense. At least you can mess up their social and personal lives. But that might be it.


Thank God my english teacher isn't making me read Shakespeare this year, but she's making us do ballads, which are just as bad, but not as long.

[The_Fuzz]

My english teacher is cripple on her entire left side, all we do is have paper fights. :)