Your most embarissing moments [Archive]

ripht|CoC

12-02-2005, 05:47 AM

The most embarrassing moment in my life is when I was creating a thread at an online forum, and I misspelt 'embarrassing' three seperate times. I never lived it down :'(

Woe is me!!

45flight

12-02-2005, 02:34 PM

Mine would be running through the halls, tripping down the steps, and slamming into the girl I have a crush on. Everyone laughs. I get mad. When trying to put my stuff in my locker, it seems it wont fit. I flip out on it, yelling at people watching, " KEEP MOVING!!! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!" Then this huge fat guy{no offense anyone} who could probably crush me if he tripped on me, {who was a bully to boot} asks, " What are you doing?" I yell at him, " SHUT UP!!!" Then, realizing who it is, runs. I'm dead Monday.

Zeta_Riticuli

12-02-2005, 03:53 PM

¿CRAZYØ¿

12-02-2005, 04:51 PM

one time, when i wasn't low, i walked into a class sat down and went to sleep as i do in many classes. then a while later someone woke me up and i realized i wasnt supposed to be in that class until the next period....

That means you were high I guess?

My most embarrassing moment started when I started 4th grade, and won't end until june 14th.

I hate people I know.

!FiShA!

12-02-2005, 04:52 PM

I believe the ad would of definately embarresed me, alot.

vulcanus_1313

12-02-2005, 05:24 PM

i pised my pants on the last day of second grade...

Desperation

12-02-2005, 05:32 PM

For me it was when we were racing with crutches and we were going to do a down-stair sprint. I made it all the way to the bottom 9 stairs and fell. I still won but I had a bruise yay big.

Vagrant

12-02-2005, 05:54 PM

Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came

Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced

Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

>_>

Not that that's actually happened to me.

Logster

12-02-2005, 06:38 PM

yes yes, I can't remeber something really embarrassing happining to me.

Desperation

12-02-2005, 06:39 PM

How about mispelling happening?

WaterZoma

12-02-2005, 07:14 PM

Well as of now Im going through a cronic farting disorder and it wont stop and it smells bad so im alone in my house.

Spike Spiegal

12-02-2005, 07:19 PM

When I called Adelphia for help about our new modem when we "upgraded" from our surfboard modem well I thought two lights was good...NOT first thing the techie said was turn the modem on please. I sat there with a horrid look on my face like "THIS CANNOT WORK"

it did :(

Logster

12-02-2005, 07:21 PM

How about mispelling happening?

hey, I wan't checking over my work. Don't kick me when I'm on the ground!

EpiNirvana

12-02-2005, 08:57 PM

can anyone not cry after being kicked in the balls...i mean really come on...that is devisating

Desperation

12-02-2005, 08:59 PM

In a way I can, but then again you need something to be kicked in the balls.

zafarat

12-02-2005, 09:04 PM

Like me?

One time I farted in class. Devastating, I know.

Kaios

12-02-2005, 09:31 PM

can anyone not cry after being kicked in the balls...i mean really come on...that is devisating

I sometimes kick my friends in the balls for no reason, I kicked one of my friends and he's was lying there crying for 10 minutes.

jojabulldawgs91

12-04-2005, 03:25 PM

All of those things would suck. I'd have to say a porno ad popping up in front of the teacher though would be pretty emabrrassing. lol

WaterZoma

12-04-2005, 03:30 PM

http://www.embarassingmoments.com

mattz1010

12-04-2005, 03:34 PM

I'd say falling off a building, and crapping your pants along the way would be embarassing. But then again, you're dead, so it's funny :)

Logster

12-04-2005, 05:05 PM

One time I had a boner while presenting my project, tried to hide it as you would guess.

WaterZoma

12-04-2005, 06:14 PM

Not to first time someone would get a boner some ppl wouldnt know about while their fly was down

Toasterovenmakingtoast

12-04-2005, 06:36 PM

The most embarresing moment for me is the bread put into me didn't get toasted. Just kidding. My real most embarrasing moment was when I fell down an escalador and my pants (and boxers) fell down right in front of some hot girls.

Gob

12-07-2005, 10:22 PM

My most embarresing moment was yesterday when me and my friend just got out of school with a sugar rush, and we were screaming. We were up the stairs and he ran ahead, but I didn't know. So I'm just there screaming right outside the school and everybody saw it. Then there was this other time... my dad hooked-up this camera in the living room so that it got view of the kitchen and the living room. So my friend tries to pull a prank on me. I'm on the computer (as I am now) and my friend pulls up a chair behind me takes off his pants and boxers, and shakes his butt into the camera over my head. I don't notice a thing. So I get done with whatever I was doing and stand up, right into, well, yeah.

Kevim

12-08-2005, 05:47 PM

Lol, everysingle one of these (that were real) besides the last two have happend to me. I'll only say one. Umm I was 8 and I was spending the night nat my friends house. And his dad was SUPER drunk, and instead of going to the bathroo he went where I was sleeping, and he pissed on me while I was sleeping. Tell me that is not the worst thing in the world to have to wake up to.

mets6891

12-08-2005, 05:53 PM

Lol, everysingle one of these (that were real) besides the last two have happend to me. I'll only say one. Umm I was 8 and I was spending the night nat my friends house. And his dad was SUPER drunk, and instead of going to the bathroom he went where I was sleeping, and he pissed on me while I was sleeping. Tell me that is not the worst thing in the world to have to wake up to.

dude that sucks
i mEAN if it was your friend that your friends dad was pissing on, then it'd be funny.

Kevim

12-08-2005, 05:56 PM

I was on the floor, I prefer the floor over the bed. I'm still afraid to talk about the bathrom or say piseed off, because someone will mention that to me.

stickdude237

12-08-2005, 05:57 PM

I play volleyball and one time we were practicing with them, my ex-gf was there and I got pantsed, everything came down, under where included. Since we were playing the girls they were jumping around so there things where bouncing also. And they play in this skin tight spandex that barely goes below there waste. so I had a woody, this guy challenges me to a race, your hands must weave through the net... he never weaved. He pantsed me.

Short story: My hands got stuck in a net and I got pantsed I also had a woody that everyone could see because my boxer-briefs came down also. And on top of that my x-gf was there.

Area 51

12-08-2005, 06:00 PM

A pop up... thats what it was a pop up, a pop up. *glances around*

YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING!

Kevim

12-08-2005, 06:02 PM

stickdude237

12-08-2005, 07:38 PM

yeah mine was completely embaressing. Thank goodness this generation is the one with a short attention span. I mean we all have suvh shprt atenyiob uhhh I love King of the Hill. =) Oh yeah, we have short attention spans

WaterZoma

12-08-2005, 07:46 PM

Ya it all passes in a week or so

stickdude237

12-08-2005, 08:35 PM

Hmm I think we should have a vote between which one of ours was worse. I have had a similar situation when I got pantsed with boxers and all in front of tons of people, but I was able to pull everything up in like a second. Also I didn't have a boner, I was in front of a crowd of girls though, damn my life sucks.

I agree but I don't know what could beat getting your underwear pulled down in front of a bunch of girls and your EX with a huge stiffy and not being able to do anything because your hands are stuck.

Oh well, it wasn't mentioned much after that because I think the other guys were jealous of it and the girls don't comment on it because they didn't think that I (I'm not exactly the coolest kid, I'm some what popular though) would have a thingy that big. Haha, I've had a couple of gf's since then and they all say it was for that reason. But I never let anyone touch my magic dragon. That is the second time I had to type that message because of my stupid computer.

¿CRAZYØ¿

12-08-2005, 08:39 PM

I agree but I don't know what could beat getting your underwear pulled down in front of a bunch of girls and your EX with a huge stiffy and not being able to do anything because your hands are stuck.

Oh well, it wasn't mentioned much after that because I think the other guys were jealous of it and the girls don't comment on it because they didn't think that I (I'm not exactly the coolest kid, I'm some what popular though) would have a thingy that big. Haha, I've had a couple of gf's since then and they all say it was for that reason. But I never let anyone touch my magic dragon. This is the second time I had to type that message because of my stupid computer. *Is a grammar nazi trying to make up to probably failing a pronouns test.*

Yeah pants pulled in front of girls means your friends probably don't like you very much as Dane Cook would say you are the Karen of the group.
I never really get embarrassed the worst thing is when I mess up talking and stuff. I don't care, though.

stickdude237

12-08-2005, 08:43 PM

Dane Cook (http://new.trafficsector.com/ezula_proc.php?uid=906826&ezid=122423&elid=9964#do_redir) is halarious. Yeah I'm not good at grammer. That sentence probably had ten errors in it.

Oh it wasn't my friends, it was this kid that's jealous of my skateboarding ability. He sucks, he can hardly ollie up a curb. I saw him skating one day, he got pissed because I double kickfliped down a two stair with it. I couldn't land the triple though.

Kevim

12-08-2005, 09:18 PM

Umm stickdude read 2 or 3 or something and look for my post. That is the one I'm trying to compare to your situation.

stickdude237

12-09-2005, 08:00 AM

that does suck. but I don't think it's imbarrasing, it was beyond your control. BUT I would be completely mortified

TheKnife

12-09-2005, 08:38 AM

Don't kick me when I'm on the ground!
Is your monitor on the floor? :p

denacioust

12-09-2005, 11:32 AM

How would you go about forgetting your pants while in school?

Most embarassing thing at school happened just recently. I bumped into one of the teachers and she thinks I was groping her ass and she started shouting at me in the middle of a big crowd of people and everyones calling me a perv.

Logster

12-09-2005, 05:51 PM

Is your monitor on the floor? :p

ummmm maybe...in my mind or in my crazy place (also known as drug land)

LowKey

12-09-2005, 05:59 PM

when i realized i posted in this thread.

stickdude237

12-09-2005, 07:34 PM

does that make any sense to anyone?

Logster

12-09-2005, 08:54 PM

No,...but I think he's more insulting than me and you put together.

stickdude237

12-09-2005, 09:12 PM

That made no sense either, at least not to me. Was it purposeful irony again?

yippy2222

12-10-2005, 03:03 AM

Those porno ads can be a killer.

stickdude237

12-10-2005, 10:11 AM

but to me that's not embarrassing because if a pop up does appear the teachers instantly have to asume that I am either a computer genous or that it's a pop up (because we have really good blockers, it won't even let me watch skateboard clips.) and the teachers know I'm not a computer genous, I don't know anything about computers. My home comp is infested with pop ups and spyware and I don't know what to do about it

chrisgreathouse

12-10-2005, 10:31 AM

There was this dating ad on www.flashplayer.com (http://www.flashplayer.com/) and my mom thought i was really doing it.

W@TZ D@T?

12-10-2005, 10:32 AM

Being know as "The boy who danced in the toilet"

haha that's a good one

Logster

12-10-2005, 10:58 AM

That made no sense either, at least not to me. Was it purposeful irony again?

no, but point taken. I ment that he's insulting everybody who posted in this thread or forum (I can't remeber which one).