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MMC
09-25-2005, 09:49 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew (http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=54052005)

i dont wanna be in this bombing
Vagrant
09-25-2005, 09:51 PM
WTF?!

That is the most bizarre military idea ever. First it requires an aphrodisiac, then it requires them to change the sexual preferences of the ones hit.

I'd rather nuke my enemies than change their sexual preferences.

And those are some WEIRD weapon ideas.

Edit: And I wouldn't be surprised if it is false news.
c00lryguy
09-25-2005, 09:52 PM
what are you? stupid? Its a fake news site
ripht|CoC
09-26-2005, 12:42 AM
Hmm... I'm a pacifist, but that almost makes me want to join up...


I'm seriously looking forward to some beefy military studmuffins gently caressing me and rubbing against my...

<-<
>->

What are you looking at? Freaks.
DarkReality
09-26-2005, 03:34 AM
>_< Thank the lord I'm not in the military :-p

But it does sound like a very friendly alternative to blowing things up. I mean, EVERYONE profits from this weapon. The "Sting Me" bomb was quite interesting, if a bit unpleasant.
Wurmy
09-26-2005, 07:10 AM
It probably IS fake news..
Although that'd be a scary thing.. O_O
DarkReality
09-26-2005, 08:35 AM
Of course it's not fake news! We have bombs powerful enough to sexually stimulate an entire army to the point of them doing it like bunny rabbits and no longer caring for their own survival. Mm hmm.
Gustave5436
09-26-2005, 09:37 AM
couldnt we just drop gas on them to knock them out, rather than waste money on a gaybomb? of course, whatever your site is is obviously fake, but it is a really bad idea too
ripht|CoC
09-26-2005, 11:40 AM
Homophobes.

-kicks you all in your collective homophobic shin-
GTAV7
09-26-2005, 12:20 PM
Fake news, funny though lol...
Vince
09-26-2005, 01:29 PM
Terrorist 1: PRAISE ALLAH!
*bomb drops*
Terrorist 2: What the heck?
Terrorist 1: I like the way your turban matches your sandals, COME ERE SEXEH!
^.^
crusty
09-26-2005, 01:33 PM
I think it's a great alternative to mass destruction.

Mass love-struction!
Karl
09-26-2005, 01:54 PM
@ Vince - LOL

Jesus, there's nothing wrong with being gay. You'd think that the military would think of something the make's their sex drives go overboard (ya know, screw everything that moves), but no, they make it so it makes you homosexual.
Xizor
09-26-2005, 05:30 PM
Ahahahaha they dont need a bomb for that.
¿CRAZYØ¿
09-26-2005, 05:34 PM
the need to make a bomb that makes the affected sick so they can go in while they all have the flu

eh i guess thats more of a biological weapon than non-leathal o well

@ vince lol
StickKiller120
09-26-2005, 05:48 PM
Heh. It's obviously fake. We all know it. Although, our goverment is not that stupid.
¿CRAZYØ¿
09-26-2005, 05:52 PM
Heh. It's obviously fake. We all know it. Although, our goverment is not that stupid.

they werent stupid ideas just going in an oblique direction from previous ideas
ripht|CoC
09-27-2005, 12:34 AM
YOU! I wanna take you to a gay bar! I wanna take you to a gay bar! I wanna take you to a gay bar! Gay bar! GAY BAR!!

Let's start a war! Start a nuclear war! At the gay bar! Gay bar! GAY BAR! WAOW! (http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/)
Halo007
09-27-2005, 12:42 AM
Lol, but as soon as someone (0000.001% chance of happening) I think Hot girls should start joining the army (Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy)
Riot
09-27-2005, 03:17 AM
Love the bomb. (Atchally a movie on newgrounds).
Blixinator
09-27-2005, 08:31 PM
Link?
theryman
09-27-2005, 08:40 PM
THat was scary, Smitty. The dog with wings is humping my brain.
Arca
09-28-2005, 04:18 PM
... wow the US army is really runing out of ideas...
"sir we have 2 choices, make peace or give them AIDS"
"hmmmm lets go with AIDS"
(note: I know AIDS don't come from gays, and I don't hate the US...just dislike them)
navi247
09-28-2005, 10:55 PM
What kind of a retard made this up, huh?
Doug05257
09-28-2005, 11:52 PM
@ Vince - LOL

Jesus, there's nothing wrong with being gay. You'd think that the military would think of something the make's their sex drives go overboard (ya know, screw everything that moves), but no, they make it so it makes you homosexual.

Exactly - you'd be distracting them with each other for long enough to shoot them.

There is, however, an added bonus to this - your men will fight like madmen to save their own arses.
Riot
09-30-2005, 03:33 AM
What kind of a retard made this up, huh?

I don't know, I was starting to think it was you since you're the only one retarded enough to think of it. In that case, might be George Bush.
Vince
09-30-2005, 06:46 PM
There is, however, an added bonus to this - your men will fight like madmen to save their own arses.

P P P P P P PUNSHOT!!!!


I would think that they would say it would make them gay because being gay is strictly prohibited in thier religion, but that's just me.
¿CRAZYØ¿
09-30-2005, 06:48 PM
P P P P P P PUNSHOT!!!!


I would think that they would say it would make them gay because being gay is strictly prohibited in thier religion, but that's just me.

yes and the non affected would kill the affected
Alphaniner
09-30-2005, 06:51 PM
Heh. It's obviously fake. We all know it. Although, our goverment is not that stupid.

The entire Executive Branch of the U.S. Government nearly has the IQ to make a bowl of cold cereal...THEY IS UBER DUMB!
Vince
09-30-2005, 07:01 PM
yes and the non affected would kill the affected

Yeah, that and suicide due to the fact that they just did something strictly against their religion.