My Girlfriends Dead

[theryman]

Its by The Vandals. It's hilarious. But i cant find the lyrics. A little help please?

[Sam]

try lyrics.com, it sounds funny, kinda, i dunno, i'll be quiet now

[ToKillAnATTICUS]

I once had a girlfriend,
butthen one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go people would ask me where she was.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy or the looks on their faces when I tell them how she passed away.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all she's dead.
My girlfriend's dead you see, it's a total lie- but it's easier on me than having to admit that she like's someone else.
My girlfriend's dead you know, please change the subject or I'm going to go jump off a building and join her in heaven.


That's my Favorite song by them, that and anarchy burger

[theryman]

it wasnt on lyrics, i went their first, then az, finnally letsingit. as your may contain a few mistakes, heres the copied version:

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go
People would ask me
Where she was
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

I say it's leukemia
Or sometimes bulimia
Or a great big truck ran her over
And chopped off her head
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead

I guess there's a part of me
That likes the sympathy
Of the looks on their faces
When I tell them how she passed away
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So i tell them all she's dead

My girlfriend's dead
My girlfriend's dead you see
It's a total lie
But it's easier on me
Than having to admit
That she likes someone else

My girlfriend's dead
My girlfriend's dead you know
Please change the subject
Or I'm going to go
Jump off a building
And join her in heaven
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go
People would ask me
Where she was
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

[Sam]

ha, thats very funny

[theryman]

my sister said it was like a suicide song. i looked at her and told her that she should be writin one

[ToKillAnATTICUS]

Heh.. wow.. That's nice.. lol I like the song, THANKS FOR RUINING FOR ME JERK! lol jk

[bobeta]

he he i like that song.

[Enigma]

its not suicide, he's just too depressed