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Snarr
11-05-2009, 08:38 PM
Okay, before I go on about what happened today-- i am telling you that im so baked right now so wha im saying maight not make sense but ok also i'm 100% straight. ok now read

so i was hanging out with sme budies of mine i was just smoking some weed, we had like 4-5 guys and only 1 chick but w/e and anyway we smoked some weed and poop and after that i said i was going to head out back home again, and two other buddies of mine dipped out too. so as i was leaving, the chick i was hanging out with (ill tell you more after) was talking to this other buddie of mine. then my friend says straight up "dude bro hug before you leave" and then i said "ok no gay poop bro??" and hes lolling (he was really stoned too) and like 5 seconds after while i was on the street he said "[my name] is gay!! he likes wet penis or something? idk after that, but he was just like shouting it out while turning around the corner. and he was a pretty good buddy of mine, we hang out a lot. so after he said that i was like wtf and the chick that was talking to him was walking too.

so after that i walked towards her and said "[girl] what did my buddy say lol?" shes like "nothing" and i was like ohh, alright well pce out" and shes all like "bye" so then i was just really weirded out by why he would say that. i mean, this chick-- she KNOWS im going out with another chick. Not only that, but she used to be REALLY into me and poop (said she wanted to have sex) (we've been hanging out for like a couple weeks now) so idk why she would say that to him... i mean like im honestly not gay at all. I watch porn like normal and poop, and just ye i have a gf so wtf but i guess i do some weird thing swith my bro but we do it like fooling around for fun like boxing and poop

anyway, i kind of thought she thought i was gay or something? like last night while i was walking from the area, i mustve thought she was thinking i was gay? so idk... its really crazy atm... like i look into her eyes and eveyrhting, she might have thought i looked at my friends too much instead of her? i mean ye, she is hot as #### but damn im already hitting up somebody else so why would i date you... w/e...

what do you think will happen? will he tell everybody im gay or something? does he think i was gay too before that? ahhh wtf

surtas
11-05-2009, 08:41 PM
TIP: Don't smoke weed.

Snarr
11-05-2009, 08:45 PM
wow why did i post this

this is so dumb obviously im not

Alphasas
11-05-2009, 08:59 PM
if u have a gf, then i would think that u r str8

Spartanwarrior3
11-05-2009, 11:02 PM
tl;dr please? Seriously...Your claims of being baked, some how alters the effect of the way you type and sound, though that is never the reason for me.

Sum it up, and I'll look it over.

Dan
11-05-2009, 11:33 PM
yeah dude i think ur gay if people say ur gay