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[Drexxo]

Well, me and my buddy where talking on skype, video calling, and I walked away for a minute, and he took a snapshot, when I returned, he said
"I think your dog wants out.."
I responded with
"Why would you say that?"
Then he laughed, and said.
"He was trying to jump out of the cage,"

and sent that image. I seriously rolled on the floor laughing my arsenal off.
(Not sure about the a' word, so put arsenal. Just so no one gets mad.)

[LIME!]

Alright, I have one, and it's from my adventures as a Waiter. This happened about June-ish, or maybe July-ish, I don't exactly remember...

Anyways:

It's a Friday night, and we're pretty busy. This is a good thing because the restaurant hasn't exactly been doing amazing over the summer months. So I see I get sat with four people, three old ladies and an old dude. I'm a little behind, so I can't get to them right away, I let them know I'll be with them in a couple minutes. I go do whatever and then I get a chance to go there.

I ask how everybody is doing and they start joking and I fire back with gold. I start to ask for their drink orders, but the old dude interrupts and starts to tell me a story. I think the story is a little offensive, because his wife gets all jumpy and tells him to stop. The dude ignores her and continues. She gives him about five seconds before telling him to shut up, but he continues rambling. She tells him one more time to shut up, this time with a fed-up tone and is pretty much yelling at him, but in not in a loud tone of voice. The ignorant fool is still continuing so she says shut the #### up and smacks the old bastard right across the ####ing face.

I look to the other two old ladies and they are as baffled at the incident as I am. I can see it in their faces. I look back at the old couple and the old dude is livid. He's muttering "Don't you ever ####ing hit me in public" or some shit like that. His wife tells him off, they're both pretty quiet talking to each other angrily. Meanwhile there is an awkward silence about the table between the rest of us,... so I pretty much yell at them "What would you guys like to drink!?"

They tell me and I fetch their order. When I get back the dudes face is all flushed because he's embarrassed as all hell. For the rest of the meal, he didn't make eye contact. he just kinda looked at the table until they left. As they were leaving I told them to have a good evening and he said you two while giving me that depressed "I'm sorry" look.

That's it. I still laugh at this every once and a while. I have another after some more posters get in on this.

[ba,ba,black,sheep]

One time I tripped.

[mr.mattson]

This one new kid at my school tried to take my back pack.He ran and I stuck my foot out.He fell.It was funny.

[Drexxo]

This one new kid at my school tried to take my back pack.He ran and I stuck my foot out.He fell.It was funny.

Funny, I have done things like this.

Alright, I have one, and it's from my adventures as a Waiter. This happened about June-ish, or maybe July-ish, I don't exactly remember...

Anyways:

It's a Friday night, and we're pretty busy. This is a good thing because the restaurant hasn't exactly been doing amazing over the summer months. So I see I get sat with four people, three old ladies and an old dude. I'm a little behind, so I can't get to them right away, I let them know I'll be with them in a couple minutes. I go do whatever and then I get a chance to go there.

I ask how everybody is doing and they start joking and I fire back with gold. I start to ask for their drink orders, but the old dude interrupts and starts to tell me a story. I think the story is a little offensive, because his wife gets all jumpy and tells him to stop. The dude ignores her and continues. She gives him about five seconds before telling him to shut up, but he continues rambling. She tells him one more time to shut up, this time with a fed-up tone and is pretty much yelling at him, but in not in a loud tone of voice. The ignorant fool is still continuing so she says shut the #### up and smacks the old bastard right across the ####ing face.

I look to the other two old ladies and they are as baffled at the incident as I am. I can see it in their faces. I look back at the old couple and the old dude is livid. He's muttering "Don't you ever ####ing hit me in public" or some poop like that. His wife tells him off, they're both pretty quiet talking to each other angrily. Meanwhile there is an awkward silence about the table between the rest of us,... so I pretty much yell at them "What would you guys like to drink!?"

They tell me and I fetch their order. When I get back the dudes face is all flushed because he's embarrassed as all hell. For the rest of the meal, he didn't make eye contact. he just kinda looked at the table until they left. As they were leaving I told them to have a good evening and he said you two while giving me that depressed "I'm sorry" look.

That's it. I still laugh at this every once and a while. I have another after some more posters get in on this.

Hahah! Best one ever! I will always remember this one.

One time I tripped.

Very interesting, but haven't we all?

[Catalysm]

I've got lots of this.

One particular one I remember was a big hockey team game of halo. So Jay is getting is ass kicked, and the respawn message is showing. At that time, he goes and says, "Man, who here is ... res-pown? He keeps kicking my ass." So, we all proceed to check our gamertags, when it hits me: "Jay, are you talking about the respawn?"

"What's a respawn?" We all laughed hard after that.

Another extremely awesome story was when were were completely baked at my house, and for whatever reason, I thought we should play hockey in the street. Well, we noticed that there was a huge wasp's next hanging on my roof. And for some reason, we thought they were vicious, and attacking us. So, I tell this guy to go in the house and grab the wasp spray. So he runs in, and tosses me this can, and I proceed to spray the nest.

This really pisses them off, and now the whole hive is after us. After running down the street like ####, I said "Man, that shoulda killed them, what happened?"

"I dunno, read the label or something, maybe there's something special"

So I read the label: Ant and cockroach spray. After this, we break out laughing and head back to the house when the wasps calmed down.

[jason]

I waited for this table of three. It was a mother and her two kids. One was my age, she was pretty cute. They seemed like a normal enough family. Nicely dressed etc etc.

Anyways, a week or so later it was my birthday. I had a couple beers on hand heading to my friends house. I decide to just drink one along the way. I open it about a block away when this woman screams at me for help.

I decide to go over to her. She seemed pretty drugged up or something so i decided to walk her home. I shared my beer with her. She only lived a couple of blocks away so it wasn't that hard to help her locate her house.

We get to her house and she invites me to sit on the front porch for a couple minutes. There's only one light on in the house and no car in the driveway, so I expect she just wanted someone to "watch" her for a few minutes.

Lo and behold, that cute girl that I waited the tables for walks out onto the front porch.
Then I recognize the mom. I had just walked her home. So I'm sitting on the front porch, drinking a beer with this cute girls mom. This was very weird. I had already had a few drinks into me at my place and was feeling pretty drunk, but even then... I knew it was a situation I had to leave.

I couldn't help but laugh. The girl was mad at her mom, but said it was really nice of me to walk her home.

[Mr.Z]

I have a funny story about my Sis...


So my Sis just learned how to drive on her own without a parent so she driving in I think it was in Longview or Kelso but she called my mom and was freaking out and was saying that she was lost so my mom tries to calm her down and then is about to get in the car (note:my Sis is still talking to my mom on the phone) when my Sis yells " Wait...I see...I see...I see Taco Time!" and thus she went to Taco Time had lunch and then knew exactly where she was....I lauphed very hard at this for a while

[dragontail]

Funny Story about my friend.

We just won a gaelic match 7-12 to 8-9 and he climbed a tree while we were waiting for my mom to pick us up.I call up to him are you ok? and he replys Yeh, I'm just hanging.I look up and see him hanging out of the tree by his runners laces and I just start laughing like hell.He says it's not funny and then he tried reaching up and then fell into a rain barrel(Very big one 50 cm by 50 cm) he says I'm ok.I say you're a little wet above the top.

Brilliant.My mom had to wait 3 hours for him to get dried enough to get into the car and it was like midnight when waiting and was 7am when we get home and then school.