This is getting old. Very, very old.

[...Dollars...]

Ok. I have many troubles with girls. Not with talking to them, I don't get nervous, it's them mostly. Let me point out myself before I go any further. I am 15 years old, going into the 10th grade, I'm 6'4" 190 pounds, I'm pretty muscular, I'm white and have short blonde hair, have very little acne, dress usually in jeans and Tapout Tshirts, play football and basketball in HS for Varsity next season, and don't have any glaring problems. I'm not being cocky or conceited, that's just who I am. So far though, I've not been able to get any sex, except for two classless #####s, and have hooked up with around 10 girls, most of them pretty average to good looking. What I don't get, is why I'm not drowing in p*****, while uglier and more idiotic people seem to get all of them. I generally don't talk a lot, but I talk enough. I don't get really nervous or anything, but I'm not extra-brave. As I spend my days at the mall and other hangout places usually after football practice every day this summer, I have only been able to hook up with one girl. Am I missing something here? IDK maybe it's just here I live, but d*** I'm annoyed.

[Ghecko]

Your age on here states 18 yet you say you're 15? Anyway, I don't get what advice you need. You're not stating clearly enough what you need help with. All I'm getting out of this is, "I'm not getting enough ##### and I want to know why!"

Not exactly something we can help you with...

[...Dollars...]

Your age on here states 18 yet you say you're 15? Anyway, I don't get what you need help with. You're not stating clearly enough what you need help with. All I'm getting out of this is, "I'm not getting enough ##### and I want to know why!"

Not exactly something we can help you with...



How do I get more girls to do stuff with me?

[*blank*]

Get the chicks drunk. Drunk chicks are easier to bang.
/thread

[...Dollars...]

Get the chicks drunk. Drunk chicks are easier to bang.
/thread


To get them drunk they must come home with you or some place where you can drink. The problem is, I can't even do that.

[Ghecko]

I still don't get what the point of this thread is. If you want to get with a chick then you have to start with step one: Ask her out.

[...Dollars...]

I still don't get what the point of this thread is. If you want to get with a chick then you have to start with step one: Ask her out.



You have much to learn.

[Ghecko]

You have much to learn.
Hey, I'm not the one who made a thread for girl advice in a gaming forum :rolleyes:

[...Dollars...]

Hey, I'm not the one who made a thread for girl advice in a gaming forum :rolleyes:


Yes but you are the one who thinks the only thing to do is ask someone out and wait. No experience.

[Scornic]

You're asking XGen for advice when you have hooked up with 10 girls?

http://www.google.com/search?q=relationship+forums&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[...Dollars...]

You're asking XGen for advice when you have hooked up with 10 girls?

http://www.google.com/search?q=relationship+forums&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a


I joined one of those. It won't let you post anything for a day. Anyways, those look like glorified Myspace-like things.

[Ghecko]

I didn't say I think that and that's the only thing you do. Of course there's stuff before that, but I'd think that you'd be smart enough for me not to have to explain every damn detail to you. Let me remind you that this is a gaming forum. If you need to ask for relationship advice on here then obviously you have little to no experience yourself and I doubt you've been with 10 girls before.

[Stickdude8888]

I'm guessing your personality sucks.

You're not going to get girls if all you think of them as is sex.

[Alice Cooper]

I'm guessing your personality sucks.

You're not going to get girls if all you think of them as is sex.

This. Even from your first post you sound conceited. You spent half your paragraph complimenting yourself and the next half moaning about how you aren't getting what you want. You aren't thinking of girls as people, you're only concerned with yourself.

Also, you're fifteen, sex shouldn't be your main priority here. If you're telling the truth, you've had sex with two girls that lack self esteem. That's a lot more than most teens can (truthfully) say for themselves. I highly doubt that these "uglier and more idiotic" kids are "drowning in #####". Teens lie. And when they don't, they exaggerate.

[Woolfenstien]

Find a nice girl, ask her out. Do stuff together and she'll be your girlfriend. Build up to sex, don't jump in to it. Trust me, you'll be a lot happier and fulfilled.

[ManUpstairs]

This is what I'm hearing from you:
I'm self-important. All I want to do is use girls for sex. I have no redeeming qualities. I treat women(read: everyone) poorly. I have a spiteful attitude towards those who have happiness in their lives. I like to play with balls and sweat; then I head to the mall to drool and grunt at hot chicks.

So, why aren't you getting LAID LIKE MAD, BRO? I think you may have answered that question all by yourself.



[Edit] Sorry for being so harsh(even though I'm almost positive you're just trolling); but you need a drastic shift of mindset.

[What do you want from me?]

This is what I'm hearing from you:
I'm self-important. All I want to do is use girls for sex. I have no redeeming qualities. I treat women(read: everyone) poorly. I have a spiteful attitude towards those who have happiness in their lives. I like to play with balls and sweat; then I head to the mall to drool and grunt at hot chicks.

So, why aren't you getting LAID LIKE MAD, BRO? I think you may have answered that question all by yourself.



[Edit] Sorry for being so harsh(even though I'm almost positive you're just trolling); but you need a drastic shift of mindset.
This, but without the edit.

"Am I missing something here?" A brain. If you're that obsessed with sex, be happy you've at least gotten some, and realize that there are better things to do with your life. Your mind shouldn't be revolving around, "OMG GUIES, why are all these 'classless #####s' not draping themselves all over me, begging me to fulfill them with my massive p#### killing meat-stick!?" Maybe, just maybe, it's because they're not idiotic #####s who ar'n't as obessed over getting some as you are. Your post oozes narcisism, and self-love. Do you actually treat women as people, or just as something there to put out for you?

/feed troll

[Kerry]

This is a joke right? You are asking a forum mainly filled with 12-15 year old members how to get more chicks to have casual sex with you? Girls in that age range don't want to have casual sex. They are looking for their prince charming (and think they will find it at that age). Follow the advice given above, ask them out. Get a girlfriend. The goal of life isn't to bang as many chicks as possible. If that is your goal at life, you might as well give up now. You're on a fast track to getting an STD by 18.

[denacioust]

Ok. I have many troubles with girls. Not with talking to them, I don't get nervous, it's them mostly. Let me point out myself before I go any further. I am 15 years old, going into the 10th grade, I'm 6'4" 190 pounds, I'm pretty muscular, I'm white and have short blonde hair, have very little acne, dress usually in jeans and Tapout Tshirts, play football and basketball in HS for Varsity next season, and don't have any glaring problems. I'm not being cocky or conceited, that's just who I am. So far though, I've not been able to get any sex, except for two classless #####s, and have hooked up with around 10 girls, most of them pretty average to good looking. What I don't get, is why I'm not drowing in p*****, while uglier and more idiotic people seem to get all of them. I generally don't talk a lot, but I talk enough. I don't get really nervous or anything, but I'm not extra-brave. As I spend my days at the mall and other hangout places usually after football practice every day this summer, I have only been able to hook up with one girl. Am I missing something here? IDK maybe it's just here I live, but d*** I'm annoyed.

Girls like confidence. Lots of it. But a thing girls like a lot more is respect. You're 15. You've had sex twice, I think I've gathered from your story anyway.
I was 17 before I had sex. It was like a week before my 18th as well. I kissed for the first time when I was 16. I've kissed 3 girls in my life. I've had sex with one. And the one I had sex with was after almost a year of getting to know her and getting close to her. Sex isn't something you should expect from a girl, it's something you both should work towards, and eventually do once you're comfortable and happy enough together.

To get them drunk they must come home with you or some place where you can drink. The problem is, I can't even do that.

To have sex with them you also need to do that.

[Tristan123]

Ok. I have many troubles with girls. Not with talking to them, I don't get nervous, it's them mostly. Let me point out myself before I go any further. I am 15 years old, going into the 10th grade, I'm 6'4" 190 pounds, I'm pretty muscular, I'm white and have short blonde hair, have very little acne, dress usually in jeans and Tapout Tshirts, play football and basketball in HS for Varsity next season, and don't have any glaring problems. I'm not being cocky or conceited, that's just who I am. So far though, I've not been able to get any sex, except for two classless #####s, and have hooked up with around 10 girls, most of them pretty average to good looking. What I don't get, is why I'm not drowing in p*****, while uglier and more idiotic people seem to get all of them. I generally don't talk a lot, but I talk enough. I don't get really nervous or anything, but I'm not extra-brave. As I spend my days at the mall and other hangout places usually after football practice every day this summer, I have only been able to hook up with one girl. Am I missing something here? IDK maybe it's just here I live, but d*** I'm annoyed.

Okay, I think you might be kind of conceited and cocky if you're judging other people to be "uglier and more idiotic", you must have a high opinion of yourself.

Anyway, not much I can say considering you have hooked up with around 10 girls, and I don't really understand what your humping problem is.

[Alphasas]

Congrats on getting with 10 girls. I think what he is trying to say is the class clowns are getting all the girls while I, Mr. Muscles and Football Player, is getting not enough girls. The class clowns contribute nothing to society, but I play an All-American Sport known as football. At that age, girls like humor more than muscles and physical ability. Work on being more funny and having fun around them. Best of luck to you.

[Catalysm]

Dude, stop BAWWWWWING on the internet. Seriously, nobody cares. Girls look at personality, not looks. Stop being jealous of the fat kid who gets laid more often than you.

[Zapurdead]

Putting aside my troll radar, which is off the scale, uh.

If you want to be swimming in poon, you need some hookers, not girlfriends.

[poguemahon]

If you want to be swimming in #####, take a swimming pool, and fill it with cats.

Seriously, though, stop thinking of them as walking sex machines, and you might get some inadverdently in the future.

[joe7777777]

Lol wow like what ghecko said you wouldnt expect something like this in a gaming forum but prettyu much everything has been said, now getting advice from a 14 year old is kinda weird if your older then me lol but like what most people said, get close to a girl and give her time, i have a girlfriend its been almost 3 months :D

[AssaultRifle]

This is a joke right? You are asking a forum mainly filled with 12-15 year old members how to get more chicks to have casual sex with you? Girls in that age range don't want to have casual sex. They are looking for their prince charming (and think they will find it at that age). Follow the advice given above, ask them out. Get a girlfriend. The goal of life isn't to bang as many chicks as possible. If that is your goal at life, you might as well give up now. You're on a fast track to getting an STD by 18.
It's my goal, and the finish line is looking golden.

Also, took my physical last week. Clean as a whistle. Take that, STD statistics!

[Catalysm]

It's my goal, and the finish line is looking golden.

Also, took my physical last week. Clean as a whistle. Take that, STD statistics!

Now THAT'S the advice I can trust. Seriously.

[kopakextreme]

Be happy, my brother is 14 and he has never had a girlfriend.

[Ace2cool]

and Dom is banned once again.

First of all, it's highly likely that the OP is making this up - he's probably just seeking attention that he can't get IRL. You guys are doing a fine job of feeding him so far, but consider.. glorifying your age and life on a gaming forum to try to get advice?

If there's the slightest glimmer of a chance that this may be true - then... don't act like you want to get into a girl's pants when you're with her.. it's creepy to them and it'll make any situation awkward. Just go with the flow, if she's not ready, don't push her into it. it seems like you're trying to get girls who aren't mature enough to have sex with you - in this case, even if you are successful, she won't enjoy it..

[Alice Cooper]

I'm pretty sure Dom was banned for the thread in the art section. And I agree on him probably making half this stuff up.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

I am 18, of undeterminant weight, 6'4", going in to college, and I have never had sex.

[Ace2cool]

I am 18, of undeterminant weight, 6'4", going in to college, and I have never had sex.


Hmm, I think I can glean the information of your weight from what I've seen so far..

and dang, you are tall..

[What do you want from me?]

I am 18, of undeterminant weight, 6'4", going in to college, and I have never had sex.
I am eighteen, 180-190 pounds, am also entering college, and have never had sex or a girlfriend.

[fruitycaker1]

Sucker OP got no game.

[theryman]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t231/poorjon/obvious_troll.jpg

[zecantu]

Became obvious to me when at first he said he has hooked up with 10 girls and then at the end he said he hooked up with one.

[Lui]

Is it just me, or am I seeing a man with a monster's head in that picture?

[Mikeh]

"Pardon my french, but you're an #######."

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

Is it just me, or am I seeing a man with a monster's head in that picture?
Now that you point it out, I think I see one also!

[Enclave]

Now that you point it out, I think I see one also!
All I see is what appears to be a hand sticking from under the table.
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k174/stewiecraft/lawl.jpg?t=1248673146

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

All I see is what appears to be a hand sticking from under the table.
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k174/stewiecraft/lawl.jpg?t=1248673146

It's a very racist picture. The only black guy in the whole picture is serving all the white ones.

[Mod#4]

Maybe you should go for guys ;)

[Jalik]

It's a very racist picture. The only black guy in the whole picture is serving all the white ones.

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii155/Jalik8/lawl.jpg

[Floatin]

Sooo... Waldo changed his name to Tyrell?

[Frigz]

Wow you are a sad dude. You are on the fast track to a horrible marriage and child support. You should just go $#%^ yourself and save yourself 500 bucks a month.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Hmm, I think I can glean the information of your weight from what I've seen so far..

and dang, you are tall..

I'm sure I weigh bunches.
We don't have a scale anymore. My mom threw it out after she said it wasn't accurate.

As for the obvious troll picture, I'm pretty sure it's pointing out that it's so obvious that the person is a troll. You see, the troll head is sticking out like a sore thumb. You can see it. It's the first thing you see. It's OBVIOUS.

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii155/Jalik8/lawl.jpg

I love how I actually got somebody to waste time and point out all the black guys to prove me wrong.

I am, nonetheless, proven wrong. (Thouch the black one in the middle looks more like a dead cat with a human body)

[Mikeh]

As for the obvious troll picture, I'm pretty sure it's pointing out that it's so obvious that the person is a troll. You see, the troll head is sticking out like a sore thumb. You can see it. It's the first thing you see. It's OBVIOUS.

I still don't see it. But the hand-under-table fits the bill for obviousness.

[shane23]

IT sounds like you're just the typical jock douche who wears Tapout shirts and watches Manswers every night. Try being less of a jock douche.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

I still don't see it. But the hand-under-table fits the bill for obviousness.

It actually looks more like a foot to me.

[theryman]

I love how I actually got somebody to waste time and point out all the black guys to prove me wrong.

I am, nonetheless, proven wrong. (Thouch the black one in the middle looks more like a dead cat with a human body)
The two in the top left look indian or middle eastern, not black.

[Trask]

Dude, you have a really big ego >.> life isn't about just having sex with girls bro, you gotta chill or your gonna get an STD soon or later.

[I Faw Down]

Hey playergots,

My name is ...Dollars..., and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass forum boards. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever drowned in #####? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on the "Our Members" thread.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to female members"? I also get straight A's, and have an average to good looking girlfriend (She just blew me; poop was SO cash). You are all playergots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

[~Nooba~]

^ That, and

This
It sounds like you're just the typical jock douche who wears Tapout shirts and watches Manswers every night. Try being less of a jock douche.

[Ghecko]

Why are people still posting in this thread when clearly the OP hasn't responded to anything that anyone has said since page 2?