The worst band ever is...

[RocketSoldier]

brokeNCYDE.

No, it's not up for debate. They are the worst band ever.

Exhibit A:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucGFSusDXKQ


Unnecessary auto-tune: Check
Scream vocals that sound like a dying crow: Check
Retarded clothes: Check
Equally retarded fan-base: Check

The song begins slightly promising, it has a catchy little techno beat going. I'm thinking cool, "maybe this'll be a neat trance song or something". Then, one of the members screams, "AHGAHASAHA!!!!!!", as "oh ####" rolls out of my mouth.

Let's look at these lyrics for a second. Here's the first half of the first verse:

I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.
I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.
They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.
Then they started getting freaky on the dance floor.


Now, they must of failed Language Arts, because they believe that the words "now", and "out", rhyme. THESE ARE NOT REAL RHYMES.

Anyway, the lyrics are abysmal, I don't need to tell you that. Have you been to a club or seen a club where girls just start taking all their clothes off and making out? It's never happened to me. I wish it did, but it hasn't. This is just in the perverted minds of brokeNCYDE.

Here is the second half of the first verse:

Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
I got some bottles in the caddy that we can open up.
Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to hump.
And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun.

OK, from what I understand, this song is CONDONING getting girls drunk and having your way with them. Oh and bring another girl along too. Great message, guys.

And now the chorus:

Let's get freaky now, let's get humping freaky now. [x4]

That's the chorus. That's the whole ####ing chorus. I don't think I need to comment on this, so I won't.

First half of second verse:

I got these #####es all tipsy trying to sex me.
I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks.
This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy.
So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls.

Apparantly this guy is so sexy that alcoholic girls are all over him. What a stud. Let's get messy girls. Oh yeah.

By the way, I'm not going to say anything about the video. I'll leave that to you.

Second half:

Come on #####, you know you want this.
That hardcore poop will make you feel the toxic.
Versace, Rolex watches.
Bently coups with the 20's droppin.
Convertible top, and the wheels spin.
I can taste that ice when my grill is in.
If you want me baby feel me in.
'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians.


I have no idea what 20's are, so I google'd it, and I couldn't find an answer. I assume their rims. GANGSTA RIMS. I might be wrong though.

And this guy doesn't waste time with Lesbians. What a prick.

Well that's pretty much it for this song. There's another chorus and verse but I think you get you point.

Now, what saddens me about this whole thing is that these guys are not joking around. They are real people trying to make real music to make real money off their real fans. Yes, they have fans. THEY HAVE ####ING FANS. What's even worse is that they are getting more popular. I first saw this video several months ago and there was 10,000 views tops. Now it's almost 1.5 million. Awesome.

Spread the hate.

[e p]

brokenLINK

[RocketSoldier]

brokenLINK

Sorry, it's fixed.

[Alice Cooper]

I never heard BrokenCYDE before I entered this topic, and I probably could have continued that until the end of my days.

...

I hope you're happy.

[RocketSoldier]

I never heard BrokenCYDE before I entered this topic, and I probably could have continued that until the end of my days.

...

I hope you're happy.

I deeply apologize for showing that to you.

[RocStar]

I don't even think this is a band. I think they're suburban kids who got inspired by mainstream rap.


Let's look at these lyrics for a second. Here's the first half of the first verse:

I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.
I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.
They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.
Then they started getting freaky on the dance floor.


Now, they must of failed Language Arts, because they believe that the words "now", and "out", rhyme. THESE ARE NOT REAL RHYMES.

Anyway, the lyrics are abysmal, I don't need to tell you that. Have you been to a club or seen a club where girls just start taking all their clothes off and making out? It's never happened to me. I wish it did, but it hasn't. This is just in the perverted minds of brokeNCYDE.

Here is the second half of the first verse:

Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
I got some bottles in the caddy that we can open up.
Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to hump.
And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun.

OK, from what I understand, this song is CONDONING getting girls drunk and having your way with them. Oh and bring another girl along too. Great message, guys.

And now the chorus:

Let's get freaky now, let's get humping freaky now. [x4]

That's the chorus. That's the whole ####ing chorus. I don't think I need to comment on this, so I won't.

First half of second verse:

I got these #####es all tipsy trying to sex me.
I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks.
This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy.
So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls.

Apparantly this guy is so sexy that alcoholic girls are all over him. What a stud. Let's get messy girls. Oh yeah.

By the way, I'm not going to say anything about the video. I'll leave that to you.

Second half:

Come on #####, you know you want this.
That hardcore poop will make you feel the toxic.
Versace, Rolex watches.
Bently coups with the 20's droppin.
Convertible top, and the wheels spin.
I can taste that ice when my grill is in. 1
If you want me baby feel me in.
'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians. 2


I have no idea what 20's are, so I google'd it, and I couldn't find an answer. I assume their rims. GANGSTA RIMS. 3 I might be wrong though.

And this guy doesn't waste time with Lesbians. What an prick.

Well that's pretty much it for this song. There's another chorus and verse but I think you get you point.

Now, what saddens me about this whole thing is that these guys are not joking around. They are real people trying to make real music to make real money off their real fans. Yes, they have fans. THEY HAVE ####ING FANS. What's even worse is that they are getting more popular. I first saw this video several months ago and there was 10,000 views tops. Now it's almost 1.5 million. Awesome.

Spread the hate.
1: No one says #### about those anymore.
2: WHAT?
3: Yeah, they're rims. Not GANGSTA rims, just rims. No one says #### about those either.

These are the worst lyrics I've ever heard. Even Soulja Boy can make a rhyme with words that make sense. But this ####. This #### is unbearable.

[e p]

Oh, haha. I saw that video on 4chan in a you rage you lose thread.

Yeah, they suck.

[Eidolon]

Clearly you've never heard Avenged Sevenfold.

[poguemahon]

Avenged Sevenfold are gods compared to RocketSoldier's video.

I submit Last Days of Humanity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr1YpHRxGzo).

[RocStar]

Avenged Sevenfold are gods compared to RocketSoldier's video.

I submit Last Days of Humanity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr1YpHRxGzo).
Fix'd for BBcode error.

[poguemahon]

Fix'd for fix'd bbcode error.

[e p]

Avenged Sevenfold are gods compared to RocketSoldier's video.

I submit Last Days of Humanity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr1YpHRxGzo).

hey guise i can play the drums lol

[Mikeh]

I submit Last Days of Humanity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr1YpHRxGzo).


I submit......... SHREDDED WHEAT!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUElnf7Htaw)

[poguemahon]

You win. Your cookie monster at least tries words.

[e p]

I looked up the actual lyrics to the song and I still couldn't make out the words.

[Mikeh]

I looked up the actual lyrics to the song and I still couldn't make out the words.

I did as well and I was more lost than before.

[Twitchy_Whiskers]

This is the worst band, but on the subject of awful bands, I present to you Blackout Band.

http://www.blackoutband.com/

I also enjoy the interviews these kids give because the interviewer is totally kissing their butts.

[RocketSoldier]

Just wanna play video gamezzz!!!!

[Twitchy_Whiskers]

The lyrics are so down to earth, meaningful, and creative

"gamecube, xbox, playstation 2
knew all about them as soon as they're new"

Ah, that's the rub.

[RocStar]

I looked up the lyrics for shredded wheat, and the actual name of the song is long as ####. I can't even remember it now.

[Mikeh]

I looked up the lyrics for shredded wheat, and the actual name of the song is long as ####. I can't even remember it now.

"Chased Through The Woods By A Rapist" - Waking The Cadaver

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The lyrics are... interesting.

[Twitchy_Whiskers]

Wow, those lyrics made me sick to my stomach.

[Merilin]

I would say Fall Out Boy.

[1.own.all]

This may start a flame war but I would say Metallica.

[Lumeh]

This is the worst band, but on the subject of awful bands, I present to you Blackout Band.

http://www.blackoutband.com/

I also enjoy the interviews these kids give because the interviewer is totally kissing their butts.That is some funny shit you got there. You made my day.

A bunch of 10 year olds putting on a show trying to get.... 10 year old #####es.

[CriticalX]

This may start a flame war but I would say Metallica.
Oh... Trust me good sir, you have succeeded in starting A ####ING FLAME WAR!!1!

[Twitchy_Whiskers]

That is some funny poop you got there. You made my day.

A bunch of 10 year olds putting on a show trying to get.... 10 year old #####es.

Really? I thought it ruined most people's days, but alrighty then. Glad I could help. :)

[HungryMonkey]

Wow, those lyrics made me sick to my stomach.

Welcome to death metal bub

[Mikeh]

Welcome to death metal bub

Death Metal is such low talent crap, it's not even funny.

[3\/4|\|]

Beautifully written rant.
I... I think I love you?

[cadaver999]

I am gonna have to disagree
Brokencyde is a decent band I hate rap but the way they difine it with the screami lyrics is just what I'm in to :)

[RocketSoldier]

I am gonna have to disagree
Brokencyde is a decent band I hate rap but the way they difine it with the screami lyrics is just what I'm in to :)

What are you into exactly?

[CriticalX]

I am gonna have to disagree
Brokencyde is a decent band I hate rap but the way they difine it with the screami lyrics is just what I'm in to :)
You need a new favorite genre then, because this band is crap.

[cadaver999]

I never said I liked them I just said I find the screamo lyrics interesting

Also rocket soldier I an into screami death metal

[3\/4|\|]

Screami death metal?

No such genre.

[cadaver999]

Screamo, grindcore,(ETC)

[zecantu]

This may start a flame war but I would say Metallica.

Maybe most overrated but definately not the worst...

[Marty]

Guess what music they use to toture people in prisons. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deG5l2BhGvk)

[3\/4|\|]

Screamo, grindcore,(ETC)

Not a legit genre, fagcore,(DERDERDERGREEDERDERDERGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)


Guess what music they use to toture people in prisons. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deG5l2BhGvk)

Didn't watch because it's from a user called RussiaToday.

[cadaver999]

Better than listening to rap, hip-hop r&b crap

[3\/4|\|]

Better than listening to rap, hip-hop r&b crap

Notreally.

Mainstream rap/hip hop/r&b sucks about equally as much as grindcore.

[cadaver999]

Eh we all have diffrent taste in music but whatever :)

[3\/4|\|]

Nonono, I have taste in music, you don't.

Oh, but I josh.

[Mikeh]

Better than listening to rap, hip-hop r&b crap

Bad music is bad music. And you, sir, listen to bad music.

[Ghecko]

Notreally.

Mainstream rap/hip hop/r&b sucks about equally as much as grindcore.
That's an opinion, everyone has different tastes in what they like to listen to.
Eh we all have diffrent taste in music but whatever :)
Yes.
Nonono, I have taste in music, you don't.

Oh, but I josh.
That's also an opinion.
That's spamming.
Don't go that.
And the above post is spamming as well.
Bad music is bad music. And you, sir, listen to bad music.
And that's an opinion also.

[3\/4|\|]

That's an opinion, everyone has different tastes in what they like to listen to.

But mine is the only one that counts.

Yes.

lolno.

That's also an opinion.

See first response.

And the above post is spamming as well.

But it's a healthy kind of spamming.

And that's an opinion also.
See first and third responses

[Marty]

That's an opinion, everyone has different tastes in what they like to listen to.

That's also an opinion.

And that's an opinion also.

Oh, really? Because I thought it was something else. I guess your opinion is now in jeapoardy of being changed. >_>

[3\/4|\|]

Woah. You just blew my mind.

[Mikeh]

That's an opinion

No **** sherlock. You can't discuss facts.

[Eidolon]

In case we've still got any questions on this... Damn near everything within music is an opinion. The only real true facts you can get are things like "he plays x instrument" or "their songs are between 4 and 7 minutes long"

[Pinky]

Wow, is this a real band? I lol'd when they screamed into the womans face.

[Mr. Anderson]

Yes, they are and they make everyone rage.

Also, even though it's old, ITT: Cadaver loses respect.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Avenged Sevenfold are gods compared to RocketSoldier's video.

I submit Last Days of Humanity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr1YpHRxGzo).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mx-5aTQUrg

or, on a semi-related note, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vjdEfxjX8

[cadaver999]

Nah You KNow WHo Suck.

Avenge sevon Fold Oh Gawd.

[Live2Die]

Screamo bands are not the "worst", but some songs that those bands make, are ridiculous.
There are no words, and the screaming get's rather annoying.

[RocStar]

So, once again, a music forum thread is about which kind of music is bad.

Screw bad opinions. It's the repetition in all but 2 threads that's bad.

[salsport]

I never heard BrokenCYDE before I entered this topic, and I probably could have continued that until the end of my days.

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I hope you're happy.
You're not alone Alice, you're not alone...

On topic: I think the must retarded part of that song was the screaming, I would've liked the techno in the background IF NOT FOR THAT RETARDED ****ING SCREAMING, and yes, I listed to it all the way through, I regret it greatly.

[RocketSoldier]

This is just perfect:

http://www.mothersagainstbrokencyde.net/letters.htm

[Alice Cooper]

This is just perfect:

http://www.mothersagainstbrokencyde.net/letters.htm

Do you ever just feel hatred? Towards everything?

[Govenator]

What has 9 arms, 3 Guitars and sounds like a dying pterodactyl?















Def Leopard.

[e p]

brokeNCYDE was at Warped Tour. Thankfully I did not see them, even though my friend was going to take us to see them.

[Mr. Anderson]

I lol'd hard at Gov's joke because it's true and RS that site is perfect.

[RocStar]

Mothers Against Brokencyde? Really? My mom humping loves Brokencyde. Are you people on crack? like right now? Or is it just menopause kicking in? Have you even takin into consideration that Rap, and Hip Hop is just about the same thing, just without guitar? Are you all just some humping ###### lovers or something? So you have to blame everything on white people just like everything else?
I'll admit that I got confused when reading this, so I stopped reading entirely.

[~Scott~]

brokenCyde really isn't that bad as rocket makes them out to be.
(Freaxx is their worst song for the record)
Also
I would say Breathe Carolina is the worst screamo band.
Or jefree star.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHC7AMvxXqA&feature=related

I lol'd

Thats a guy btw.

[iWrestledABearOnce]

I disagree flashy bright clothes of neon relation are in style this music is kinda coming into the teen scene but minus the screams so more or less anything like 3Oh!3

Also the dude with the head band at the start of the vid is awesome... i wear sweat bands i don't care how people judge that...

[Eminemfan234]

Green Day, Fall out boy and that band are the most horrible bands.Oh yeah, I forgot The all American Rejects.

[ba,ba,black,sheep]

Lol

[Fwago]

Wow, i lol'd atleast half a dozen times reading this thread.

[TwiZted Jok3R]

Ok first off. I bet that kid dosen't even know what real grindcore is. waking the cadaver is not grindcore. at all. its more of like, deathcore-ish.

Grindcore is basically skater rock, but with scream vocals. and not the low pitch pig screams. get it right.

anyways.

brokencyde, worst band ever? Theyre UP there. WAAY too far up there.

But what about, per se.. cemetery rapist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw3XUse9Bj8

Cricket for vocalist anyone?


Back on topic:

brokenCYDE:

An innocent crunk core band?

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4215/brokensmff6.jpg


Now, i'm not allowed to post direct urls to the "slut pit"

But thats what private messaging is for, i suppose.


Back to the worst bands:

Has anyone ever heard of:

nickelback
eminem
3oh!3

exactly.

[Catalysm]

It's not music.

That's all I have to say.