View Full Version : If you watch 'Jaws' backwards...(spoiler alert)
denacioust
03-19-2009, 05:10 PM
It's a movie about a shark who keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.
denacioust
03-19-2009, 05:11 PM
If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards it's a movie about a little guy who finds a ring in a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home.
game-bot
03-19-2009, 05:18 PM
blah.
if you watch watchmen backwards you're watching a porno with the climax at the beginning.
Defective
03-19-2009, 05:21 PM
If you watch 300 backwards it's about a bunch of half-naked men coming back to life and taking spears out of some nice Persian people.
denacioust
03-19-2009, 05:23 PM
If you watch the Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards it's just a pretty boring film about a person growing up in a world where everyone else is getting younger.
Mr. Anderson
03-19-2009, 05:23 PM
If you watch "The Happening" backwards, it still sucks.
jrmagic360
03-19-2009, 05:27 PM
If you watch the SA trailer backwards you see a generous guy who takes out the bullets of Stickmen.
denacioust
03-19-2009, 05:36 PM
If you watch Kingpin backwards it's about a guy losing his prosthetic arm and growing one back but losing some of his bowling ability in the process.
Spartan 1337
03-19-2009, 05:37 PM
If you watch Wanted backwards you see bullets come out of peoples heads, turn a corner, and go into some other persons gun.
jrmagic360
03-19-2009, 05:38 PM
"Notions for sticky" Oh wait, you're a moderator. Heh.
If you watch the Dark Knight backwards you see Batman fixing broken glass, and driving in reverse.
Ahh, didn't see "Forum Games Forum". Sorry.
If you watch Spiderman backwards, it's a mutated guy that gets bit by a spider only to be cured.
denacioust
03-19-2009, 05:40 PM
If you watch World War 2 backwards then Pearl Harbour seems like pretty poor retaliation for what America did.
Ahh, didn't see "Forum Games Forum". Sorry.
Only just moved it.
jrmagic360
03-19-2009, 05:41 PM
Nice one Adam, this thread should get some chuckles.
If you watch Power Rangers backwards it's where some geeky girls and boys take off cool looking outfits and put on dull work clothes and a person eating his vomit.
denacioust
03-19-2009, 05:44 PM
If you watch 'Shawshank Redemption' backwards it's about a wealthy man climbing through sewers to get into prison. Only to break out again, years later when he founds out his wife has been cheating on him.
jrmagic360
03-19-2009, 05:45 PM
If you watch Journey to the Center of the Earth it shows 3 people walking to a home through a tropical island and people drying themselves along the way
biohazard6015
03-19-2009, 05:46 PM
If you watch The Godfather backwards, it's still a pretty long movie.
jrmagic360
03-19-2009, 05:47 PM
If you watched Just Friends it's about a guy breaking up with a girl he loves and being a boyfriend to a girl he hates and fixing Christmas decorations.
denacioust
03-19-2009, 05:47 PM
If you watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory backwards it's about a kid giving a lonely old man his chocolate factory and then finding a golden ticket so he can stay with his family again.
jrmagic360
03-19-2009, 05:50 PM
If you watched Goodwill Hunting backwards it's about an intelligent man becoming a recluse.
denacioust
03-19-2009, 05:52 PM
If you watch Titanic backwards it's about a woman finding a corpse, resurrecting a boat from the bottom of the ocean, then she and the corpse fall in love before they part ways.
jrmagic360
03-19-2009, 05:55 PM
If you watch Star Wars I backwards it's about a man who wakes up from a dream and alien creatures charging to robots and a young boy who fled from a dramatic battle in space.
fruitycaker1
03-19-2009, 05:55 PM
If you watch A Clockwork Orange backwards, it resembles prison life and parole in the current age.
jrmagic360
03-19-2009, 05:58 PM
If you watch Jurassic Park backwards it shows a man closing a big door and chasing dinosaurs, and a man who is instantly cured from a poisonous disease, while returning home from a vacation.
AssaultRifle
03-19-2009, 06:00 PM
If you watch The Pirates of the Caribbean trillogy backwards, Jack Sparrow starts and ends with the same size ship.
jrmagic360
03-19-2009, 06:02 PM
If you watch Who wants to be a millionaire backwards it's a show where a man knows sees all the answers to tough questions.
denacioust
03-19-2009, 06:04 PM
If you watch 7 Pounds backwards it's about a man who's brought back to life by the generous organ donations of seeming strangers, who he gets to know. In the end he turns out to be a jerk.
game-bot
03-19-2009, 06:11 PM
just realized the potential for spoilers of this thread.
denacioust
03-19-2009, 06:25 PM
Good point. I put it in the title so people should be warned.
If you watch The Usual Suspects backwards the plot twist isn't quite as shocking.
jrmagic360
03-19-2009, 06:56 PM
If you watch About a boy backwards, a boy becomes extremely popular and plays at a dance-off where he loses his popularity and isn't cool anymore.
denacioust
03-19-2009, 07:03 PM
If you watch the exorcist backwards then priests are very, very bad people.
jrmagic360
03-19-2009, 07:16 PM
If you watch the recent the fantastic four backwards, 4 people have amazing super powers then they loose them.
shane23
03-19-2009, 07:18 PM
If you watch The Sorcerer's Stone backwards, it's about some kid who has flames sucked out of him and then at the and he finds a stone.
denacioust
03-19-2009, 07:18 PM
If you watch Airplane backwards it's about an incompetent pilot launching a plane only to be hijacked by more competent pilots who land the plane peacefully.
Helmic
03-19-2009, 07:27 PM
If you watch XGen Forums backwards it's about a bunch of disinterested nerds becoming increasing obsessed about a forum before instantly losing nearly all interest and leaving.
Ignatz
03-19-2009, 07:34 PM
If you watch The Anderson Tapes backwards, it's about Sean Connery and a few friends being escorted by the police into an apartment building where they replace valuables and untie residents before splitting up and going to jail.
I've seen this thread before in another forum with the exact same OP (well, same idea). I don't know which came first nor do I care, I just thought it was interesting.
Anyways, the best one I saw in the other board was: Lassie backwards is a movie about a dog that drags people into peril.
imforevercool
03-19-2009, 11:37 PM
this one isnt a movie but its funnie in a different way
If you play a windows Cd instaler disk backwards it plays satanic music, even worse, if you play it forwards it installs windows
denacioust
03-20-2009, 05:10 AM
I've seen this thread before in another forum with the exact same OP (well, same idea). I don't know which came first nor do I care, I just thought it was interesting.
Anyways, the best one I saw in the other board was: Lassie backwards is a movie about a dog that drags people into peril.
Yeah, I copied the idea from somewhere else. Originally I was just posting it in SL.Not as a game.
Aquamenti
03-20-2009, 05:26 AM
If you watch WW2 backwards, it's about Hitler coming out of the Führerbunker and saving lots of jews and fags.
denacioust
03-20-2009, 05:28 AM
If you watch Cricket backwards you canf ind out the winner at the start and save yourself days of boredom.
Aquamenti
03-20-2009, 05:36 AM
If you watch Cars backwards, it's about a car that wins a race backwards and is ditched in a small town with near to no inhabitants, and later it finds its friend truck again and goes to another backwards race where everybody ties.
Also, if you watch Jaws, you yell that there's nothing about jews in this movie and realize the title isn't what you expected.
jrmagic360
03-20-2009, 07:23 PM
If you watch Star Trek backwards it shows a group of intergalactic humans who try to run away from discovering new worlds.
denacioust
03-20-2009, 07:44 PM
If you watch 'The Dark Knight' backwards it's about a demented man who asks 'serious so why?' then removes a smile from his face with a knife.
Mod#4
03-20-2009, 07:56 PM
If you watch Metal Gear Solid 4 backwards it's about a jerk that hides in boxes and throws the world into an economical crisis. (actually probably not but it becomes the cure for insomnia)
jrmagic360
03-20-2009, 07:58 PM
If you watch Harry Potter backwards it's about a wizard who gives up spells and leaves his wonderful home at Hogwarts to live with a typical redneck family.
denacioust
03-20-2009, 08:05 PM
If you watch Wall-E backwards it's about a robot breaking up with his girlfriend to become a recluse sorting rubbish on an uninhabited planet.
If you watch House backwards it's just a bunch of spoilers, a guy throwing up vicodin and silly antics.
If you watch a baseball game backwards, you see pitchers telekinetically recall baseballs from the stands.
imforevercool
03-21-2009, 12:41 AM
and the batters wiping the dirt off the ball with a long stick
Mr. Anderson
03-21-2009, 08:38 AM
If you watch Clerks backwards it's about a guy who's day starts off with a shock and becomes increasingly dull until he goes to sleep.
Mr. Anderson
03-21-2009, 08:41 AM
If you watch "Saving Private Ryan" backwards, it's about an Allied forces retreat from Germany but they lose someone along the way.
Mod#4
03-21-2009, 08:49 AM
If you watch 'Die Hard' backwards it's a documentary about a guy's feet as their wounds slowly heal throughout the movie. Also he brings Russians back to life and then beats them up.
Mykester
03-21-2009, 09:31 AM
If you watch Miss March backwards its about two guys driving in reverse until one goes into a coma.
Mr. Anderson
03-21-2009, 11:00 AM
If you watch "Iron Man" backwards, it's about a guy who builds an amazing suit to fight criminals and gets rescued from the Middle East.
jrmagic360
03-22-2009, 06:11 PM
If you watch Nanny (i think that's the name) it's where a woman loses her job, only to avoid getting a job after she lost one.
If you watch Nanny (i think that's the name) it's where a woman loses her job, only to avoid getting a job after she lost one.
... Lillo and Stitch?
Don't ask me why I know that...
denacioust
03-22-2009, 06:39 PM
If you watch 'Alice in Wonderland' backwards it's about a girl who discovers a very dull and mundane land among her fantasy world.
Broken
03-23-2009, 10:34 AM
If you watch Memento backwards...oh wait, nevermind.
denacioust
03-23-2009, 01:55 PM
If you watch Shrek backwards it's a lovely message for all children that if you be with someone ugly it makes you ugly and the only way you can stop that is to break up with them and lock yourself in a tower.
Aquamenti
03-23-2009, 02:21 PM
If you play XGen Tactics backwards, there's a bunch of proles being kicked out of the Elites.
Mr. Anderson
03-23-2009, 05:03 PM
If you watch Castaway backwards it's about a man who leaves his wife, goes to a deserted island and gets rescued by Fed-Ex.
SnoKone
03-27-2009, 03:06 PM
This thread is amazing
GldEdt344
03-27-2009, 05:58 PM
If you watch Mission to Mars backward you were tricked, no one wants to watch that boring movie forward let alone backwards.
denacioust
03-27-2009, 06:15 PM
If you watch the Kennedy Assasination backwards you realise Lee Harvey Oswald saved JFK's life by removing the bullet from his head with his gun-shaped vacuum.
LizardRob
03-27-2009, 06:19 PM
If you watch this thread backwards you see an over-used joke format become more original and funny as the thread progresses.
eedok
03-27-2009, 06:24 PM
Gozilla:
Revived by missiles, a giant lizard goes on a civil construction spree in downtown Manhattan before retiring to its island home.
denacioust
03-27-2009, 06:24 PM
If you read Rob's post backwards it makes no sense.
Mr. Anderson
03-28-2009, 07:05 PM
If you watch Friday the 13th backwards it's about a guy in a hockey mask reviving people with a chainsaw.
Mod#4
03-28-2009, 07:42 PM
If you watch Donnie Darko backwards it's about a kid who shoots an airplane engine off of him with his boner and then spends the rest of the movie in slow motion listening to backwards 80's music.
Mr.Man the man
03-28-2009, 07:43 PM
If you watch Lord of the Rings backwards its the same. Because the movies full of action :p
Thatrandomguy
06-07-2009, 01:15 PM
If you watch Alien Versus Predator backwards its about a chick who revives this alien then the two pull a HUGE alien from antarctica, and set about reviving people and putting the aliens back in thier cozy pyramid.
denacioust
06-07-2009, 01:18 PM
If you watch Angels & Demons backwards then Dan Brown is still a shitty writer.
jedimaster56
06-07-2009, 01:18 PM
If you watch The Adventures of Tom Sawyer backwards, you'll see a knife coming out of a chair.
If you watch "Look who's talking too" it's a movie about a baby who follows some random guy which fights recently with the baby's mother. The end of the movie would be the baby enters inside the mother again, leaving her permanently pregnant.
Mr. Anderson
06-07-2009, 03:27 PM
If you watch Needful Things backwards it's about the Devil repairing a broken and war torn town by closing up an item shop.
Ignatz
06-07-2009, 04:50 PM
If you watch Angels & Demons backwards then Dan Brown is still a poopty writer.
Awww, I liked The Da Vinci Code. Never tried any of his other stuff, though.
supermodel33
06-09-2009, 03:42 AM
if you watch quarantine backwards... its about a lady who is freaked out by zombies getting cured by getting beaten to... life and becoming human again... then walking out with a bunch of firemen... and someone would go up a fire pole instead of down at some point...
still would be a horrible movie... maybe better than fowards
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somerandomdude
06-09-2009, 04:39 AM
if you watch quarantine backwards... its about a lady who is freaked out by zombies getting cured by getting beaten to... life and becoming human again... then walking out with a bunch of firemen... and someone would go up a fire pole instead of down at some point...
still would be a horrible movie... maybe better than fowards
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i loled
supermodel33
06-09-2009, 06:09 AM
i loled
WOOOOT my day is complete.
keep in mind its in the morning and ive yet to had breakfast.
i made someoone lol this early... i can now sit around and do nothing for the rest of the day and feel fullfilled...
time go go lazy.
Thatrandomguy
06-11-2009, 11:22 AM
If you watch Jurassic Park backwards its a movie about a group of people who fly to an island, and have to round up the dinosaurs in pens, then open an amusment park about them.
.Boogy.Man.
06-11-2009, 11:27 AM
If you watch the Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards it's just a pretty boring film about a person growing up in a world where everyone else is getting younger.
lolz i never really think of watching movies backwards but benjamin button would be a good one to try that with lol
Sebian
06-22-2009, 03:49 AM
If you watch the Hannah Montana Movie backwards you find satanic lyrics and the devil comes out of her kidneys and rules the earth with an iron flaming fist. With Hannah Montana as his #####.
*NEW*
If you watch "The Core" backwards it's about a bunch of people who were in a submarine that got sucked into the earth, with new people randomly appearing at times. Then they go back to the surface, meet a few people, fire a laser, and a bunch of people get heart attacks at the end.
Lumeh
06-22-2009, 04:13 AM
If you listen to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" backwards, its about a guy who is sitting in a throne, gets in a cab to go to the airport, gets off the plane, gets into a fight, and spends his days in a playground.
If you watch Memento backwards, it makes perfect sense.
Lumeh
06-22-2009, 04:42 AM
If you watch "High School Musical" backwards you still haven't un-watched it.
Jalik
06-22-2009, 07:57 AM
If you watch Star Trek backwards it's still awesome.
literealm
06-25-2009, 10:26 AM
If you watch transformers (1) backwards you see the decipticons being nice by fixing jazz and they save the decipticons from the deep and dark sea
Insanimaniac
06-26-2009, 07:33 AM
If you watch Pokémon backwards, it's about a brave young boy doing his part to return captive creatures to their natural habitats, before returning home for some much needed rest. Also, it gets progressively better the closer it gets toward the end.
denacioust
06-26-2009, 08:00 AM
If you watch Lost backwards it's in perfect chronological order.
Blixinator
07-02-2009, 06:57 AM
If you watch Memento backwards, it's pretty straight-forward.
Angelz Blood
07-02-2009, 04:40 PM
If you watch "X-Men Origins" backwards, it's about a guy who is left off in a deserted island by Professor X, recovers his memory while there, jumps into an explosion which brings back all the buildings in the island, fight's some weird ass dude, runs away from the weird dude, escapes the deserted island, gets into a tank which drains the metal out of his bones, fights with his brother, goes to jail, get's out of jail, is surrounded by a bunch of army men, runs away from the army men and becomes younger, the guy revives his father using his claws, and goes to sleep.
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