Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

[Zertix]

I would hate to be stuck in a lift with eddie izzard. He would keep telling me about his flipping stand up all day that id go insane.

[Ghecko]

Anybody who is above the age 60.

[Joest]

With a grizzly bear.

It's pretty difficult you to yiff when it's tearing your face off. >_>

[Maxpayne]

Someone born and raised in North Dakota. I have my reasons.....

[K1CkA55]

Any distant relative who i've only met a few times. We could probably keep a conversation going for about five minutes but after that it would just be an awkward silence. I could find more to talk about if I was stuck in a lift with a complete stranger.

[DarkReality]

I'm going to second the grizzly. That would be pretty unpleasant. And smelly. A wet grizzly would probably be even worse.

I'd hate to be stuck in a lift with anyone who wasn't a young, stunning woman who desperately wants to have passionate sex with me. Which excludes grizzlies.

[Mykester]

I would hate to be stuck in a lift with eddie izzard. He would keep telling me about his flipping stand up all day that id go insane.

I would LOVE being in an elevator with Eddie Izzard.

[Circuit]

I'd hate to be stuck in an elevator with anyone who's either escaped from an asylum or is simply nuts.

[poguemahon]

I'm going to second the grizzly. That would be pretty unpleasant. And smelly. A wet grizzly would probably be even worse.

I'd hate to be stuck in a lift with anyone who wasn't a young, stunning woman who desperately wants to have passionate sex with me. Which excludes grizzlies.
Best answer in the thread.

My personal one would be a cat. I'm so horribly allergic to them, it isn't funny. Just the thought of it makes me sniffle.

[Blastedt]

Probably Francis, though Bill would be my second choice.

Look at me, I'm a biker stuck in a lift, I hate elevat- SMOKER!

Just let the Smokers eat.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

Steve Jobs. I'd lose my job.

[Tristan123]

Personally, I'd hate to be stuck in a lift with 500 angry wasps, but that's just me.

[Dan]

My grandmother.

[Circuit]

My grandmother.
This.

I'd also hate to be stuck in an elevator with someone suffering flatulence.

[poguemahon]

As far as people go... Linus Torvalds. He'd be captive and have to answer my every question.

[Joest]

This.

I'd also hate to be stuck in an elevator with someone suffering flatulence.
You would hate to be stuck in an elevator with me, than. :<

[Ghecko]

My grandmother.

I second that.

[Lumeh]

Anybody who yiffs.

[Joest]

Anybody who yiffs.http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n39/Joest23/1218847229214.jpg

[Guybrush Threepwood]

I would LOVE being in an elevator with Eddie Izzard.
This.


Also, I would hate being stuck in an elevator with anyone from /b/.