Showers, urine and you.

[Freddy]

Do you pee in the shower?

I've only today came to the realization that I pee while showering on just about every shower I take. Rarely do I ever skip the usual urination reguardless when the shower is being taken. I have no idea why. At first I thought it was because of the water comming down in little drops and that after being in it's presents I get the urge to go. Well that can't be right because I live in Florida and it rains all the ####ing time here. Even if I'm outside while it's raining I have no more of an urge to go than if it wasn't.

Then I thought maybe it's a male thing. After all, normally when guys pee we gotta be holding on to something, we have to aim (to an extent), we have to be mindful of occasinal splashing from those high pressure bursts. In the shower that all gets thrown out the window. It's a very satisfying sense of freedom to just go at your heart's content and not have to worry about a damn thing. Hands? Who needs 'em!! Aim? What for!! Water's going to wash it all out anyway.

So I ask you, do you pee in the shower?

[Dragon]

What guy doesn't? As you I do it every time I get into the shower. It is part of my routine.

[denacioust]

You guys are disgusting. How lazy can you be? I've never once peed in the shower as I consider the other people using it. I don't want someone going into clean themselves while standing in my urine.

[YoureANubcake]

Do you peen in the shower?
ORLY?

I pee in the shower every time I get INTO the shower. Regardless when I get it.

[Spectral]

Yes, every morning I let the golden rain flow on the floor of the shower, on the walls around the shower, anywhere I please. I also use towels (which are re-used in my household) as buttwipers. I've seen my brother wash his face with one of the towels I use. It's more funny than gross.

Also at camp three years ago there used to be this kid who used to poop in the showers. We'd all be taking our morning showers and we'd start hearing this freak squeezing and sweating for all he's worth in his steam shower and then... *PLOP* he'd crap on the drain. Apparently though he didn't crap normally; when he crapped it was like he was pissing out of his ass hole. This guy was a slob no doubt.

Also this thread reminds me of my "how do you wipe your butt" thread I posted a year ago.

http://forums.xgenstudios.com/showthread.php?t=95632&highlight=toilet+wipe

[Freddy]

You guys are disgusting. How lazy can you be? I've never once peed in the shower as I consider the other people using it. I don't want someone going into clean themselves while standing in my urine.
Man you're missing out.
Also I don't know about you're weird shower, but mine has a drain. No one stands in urine.

[ir193ak]

I pee in the shower. i let it hit the ceiling and just shoot everywhere. its fun cause you could pretend to be a fireman.

[rayuniyang]

I pee in the shower. i let it hit the ceiling and just shoot everywhere. its fun cause you could pretend to be a fireman.

lol'd wtf

[denacioust]

Man you're missing out.
Also I don't know about you're weird shower, but mine has a drain. No one stands in urine.


Mine also has a drain, but I genuinely don't think everything would be completely drained out. I'm also a complete hygiene freak, I already get freaked about using the shower knowing that's where other people wash, nevermind knowing they pee in there.

[The Brown Cow]

You guys are disgusting. How lazy can you be? I've never once peed in the shower as I consider the other people using it. I don't want someone going into clean themselves while standing in my urine.
This. Water isn't going to clear all of it away.

[Vince]

As George Costanza once said, "it's all pipes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRppqaanECA)."

If it makes you feel better, I try to pee directly in the drain.

[Dragon]

As George Costanza once said, "it's all pipes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRppqaanECA)."

If it makes you feel better, I try to pee directly in the drain.

Exactly what I do. It isn't hard to get it all in there.

[YoureANubcake]

As George Costanza once said, "it's all pipes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRppqaanECA)."

If it makes you feel better, I try to pee directly in the drain.


I do this too. It's not as if I let my piss go all over the shower walls and the ceiling. I don't want the next person in the shower to be getting hit with drips of golden rain from the ceiling. /mentalpicture

[Spectral]

If anything what's grotesque is washing your face with shower soap after somebody's just cleaned their butt with it.

As long as you don't go putting your nose to the ground sniffing for piss-stains, shower peeing should be fine to practice.

[denacioust]

If anything what's grotesque is washing your face with shower soap after somebody's just cleaned their butt with it.

As long as you don't go putting your nose to the ground sniffing for piss-stains, shower peeing should be fine to practice.

Believe me I don't do that either. I have my own shower gel. I hate having soap in the shower.

[Joest]

Yes I do.

All my showers are taken in a bathtub that tilted towards the drain. So, I don't have to worry about standing in a puddle of my own piss. That, and I rinse down the shower after every use. All of the soap (Old Spice Hair and Body Wash (Hot damn that stuff is awesome) and face scrub) I use probably washes it all away and sanitizes it someway.

[Tanktunker]

I generally make sure to mark everything in the bathroom at least once a month.
I try to do it in public restrooms too, just get it all drenched, the other stalls too if I can, and the people in the other stalls too once or twice.

[Ignatz]

I've done it once or twice, but my shower's drain doesn't work all that well.

Standing in a puddle of urine doesn't really appeal to me.

[Vince]

I generally make sure to mark everything in the bathroom at least once a month.
I try to do it in public restrooms too, just get it all drenched, the other stalls too if I can, and the people in the other stalls too once or twice.

And that's why you are an Alpha Male.

[Spartanwarrior3]

Yes, every morning I let the golden rain flow on the floor of the shower, on the walls around the shower, anywhere I please. I also use towels (which are re-used in my household) as buttwipers. I've seen my brother wash his face with one of the towels I use. It's more funny than gross.

Also at camp three years ago there used to be this kid who used to poop in the showers. We'd all be taking our morning showers and we'd start hearing this freak squeezing and sweating for all he's worth in his steam shower and then... *PLOP* he'd crap on the drain. Apparently though he didn't crap normally; when he crapped it was like he was pissing out of his ass hole. This guy was a slob no doubt.

Also this thread reminds me of my "how do you wipe your butt" thread I posted a year ago.

http://forums.xgenstudios.com/showthread.php?t=95632&highlight=toilet+wipe
That story is very believable...

You guys are disgusting. How lazy can you be? I've never once peed in the shower as I consider the other people using it. I don't want someone going into clean themselves while standing in my urine.
It's very common among guys, also the mixture of water and body wash should do something.

I pee in the shower. i let it hit the ceiling and just shoot everywhere. its fun cause you could pretend to be a fireman. This is going in my sig, you are very screwed up.

I generally make sure to mark everything in the bathroom at least once a month.
I try to do it in public restrooms too, just get it all drenched, the other stalls too if I can, and the people in the other stalls too once or twice.
lol

[KillaKyrie]

Wheww I thought i was the only one I pee in the shower evryday. I think its just a common male instyinct. It just feels so good to relieve your self and dont have to worry aboutpeeing on the floor. I have terrible aim it just goes everywhere thats why i love taking showers so i can bleed the lizard wherever the ceiling the water mayeven the towels yes it is very fun. matterfact im gonna go take a shower right now lol.

[denacioust]

For those people who say the water should wash it away you know a toilet, it's surely the exact same principle, and I know I wouldn't wanna wash in that.

[Spartanwarrior3]

Wheww I thought i was the only one I pee in the shower evryday. I think its just a common male instyinct. It just feels so good to relieve your self and dont have to worry aboutpeeing on the floor. I have terrible aim it just goes everywhere thats why i love taking showers so i can bleed the lizard wherever the ceiling the water mayeven the towels yes it is very fun. matterfact im gonna go take a shower right now lol.
This shows you how messed up people are nowadays. You fantasize about peeing on the ceiling and common wash towels? Now, I piss all over the tub/shower, in fact I piss all over the ground in public restrooms, but I mean peeing on towels that people use to dry themselves? That's just very strange.

Also, lulz, no girls on the internet.

[denacioust]

I never pee on the floor even in the toilet. I don't know why people pee over public toilets either. Like that's just disgusting.

[gufu1992]

When I am in the shower and I am wet and naked - I will not walk out of the bathroom, just to get to the toilet. Boo hoo, I can always clean the bathtub later.

[Karl]

I'm with Den here.

I always have the urge to pee in the morning before my shower, so I pee in the toilet, then take my shower.

I've never had a problem getting it all in the toilet either. Are all of you really that uncoordinated?

[denacioust]

When I am in the shower and I am wet and naked - I will not walk out of the bathroom, just to get to the toilet. Boo hoo, I can always clean the bathtub later.

Umm...is your shower not in the bathroom?


Also, how long are your showers that you can't hold it in?

[poguemahon]

i pee in the shower! why not! I make sure I wash down all of it. Besides, it works against Athlete's Foot and jock itch.

[Tristan123]

I'm with Den here.

I always have the urge to pee in the morning before my shower, so I pee in the toilet, then take my shower.

I've never had a problem getting it all in the toilet either. Are all of you really that uncoordinated?

This is what I do. I've only relieved myself a few times in the shower, and I was half asleep then.

[YoureANubcake]

Umm...is your shower not in the bathroom?


Also, how long are your showers that you can't hold it in?


I pee just about right when I get in.

So, not very long.

[Dan]

I noticed there was no vote for 'sometimes'. I don't /try/ to make a habit of it. Just if I forget to go before I take a shower, I don't mind doing it. I'm not a complete hygiene freak like den over here.

[YoureANubcake]

I noticed there was no vote for 'sometimes'. I don't /try/ to make a habit of it. Just if I forget to go before I take a shower, I don't mind doing it. I'm not a complete hygiene freak like den over here.


Den is trying to put down every argument that anyone poses against him. I never knew he felt so strongly about piss in a shower.

[Spartanwarrior3]

It's not like I can't hold it in, it's just a common occurrence to take a piss right as I walk into the shower. I mean, I would rather just relieve my self than half to walk my lazy ass out and over to the toilet and shrivel up in coldness.

Also, my aim has nothing to do with anything. I sometimes uncontrollably piss in two separate directions(If you know why, good for you, if not...well...). I piss all over the toilet in the public cause I could give a rats tits about other people in a disease invested public bathroom.

Those things rarely get cleaned as it is, it's not like I'm affecting it in any way. Just look at it this way, at least I'm not one of those people that rub other things than exit the body on the seat....yes, it does happen.

[Matt]

I don't, I pee before I get into the shower. It's just sort of my routine now.

[Spartan 1337]

I do sometimes, about every 3 or 4 weeks.
I just dont feel like getting out of the shower to use the toilet so I put it down the shower drain.

[TmyApp.]

Yes, every morning I let the golden rain flow on the floor of the shower, on the walls around the shower, anywhere I please. I also use towels (which are re-used in my household) as buttwipers. I've seen my brother wash his face with one of the towels I use. It's more funny than gross.

Also at camp three years ago there used to be this kid who used to poop in the showers. We'd all be taking our morning showers and we'd start hearing this freak squeezing and sweating for all he's worth in his steam shower and then... *PLOP* he'd crap on the drain. Apparently though he didn't crap normally; when he crapped it was like he was pissing out of his ass hole. This guy was a slob no doubt.

Also this thread reminds me of my "how do you wipe your butt" thread I posted a year ago.




That is the funniest thing i've ever heard anybody say about anything.

Also; have you noticed that there are no girls on this forum

[YoureANubcake]

Also; have you noticed that there are no girls on this forum


Also, lulz, no girls on the internet.


Yes, we have noticed that.

[Syrito]

It's not that I don't pee in the shower, it's just that pissing in the morning is higher on my priority list then showering.

No joke in this post. You asshats beat me to it.

[RocketSoldier]

No, I don't. That's why toilets were invented. You know, to pee in them.

[Freddy]

Well then I asked my family about this obvously serious topic. Turn out my whole household, including mother and sister, pee in the shower. Can't say I expected it, but I was a bit releaved. To think I was the only one in the family would be a bit awkward.

Also women need to post here. Danielle, Kerry, Desp, and others I can't think of right now, I summon thee!!

[Spartanwarrior3]

I think Kero and Circuit are girls...... Anywho, I find it odd you would even admit such a thing to your family. I mean, sure they somewhat had thoughts that all guys do, but to come out so openly to your family is a bit weird. Also, telling the internet your mom and sister piss in the shower, lol nice job.

[Spartan 1337]

I think Kero and Circuit are girls...... Anywho, I find it odd you would even admit such a thing to your family. I mean, sure they somewhat had thoughts that all guys do, but to come out so openly to your family is a bit weird. Also, telling the internet your mom and sister piss in the shower, lol nice job.
Im pretty sure Kero is a guy.
Also, its not like we know his family personally so it doesnt really matter if he told us.

[Spartanwarrior3]

Lime does, and I'm sure he would look differently upon them.....

Also, Kero really gives that, "Ima Girl" Image.

[gufu1992]

Umm...is your shower not in the bathroom?


Also, how long are your showers that you can't hold it in?

I take showers at 7 PM, not in the morning. And I don't shower. I take a abth, then shower. I go to bathroom before that, usually. But when I need to go, it usually depends on the current situation. Obviously, I am not going to piss into a full bath?

[Spartan 1337]

Lime does, and I'm sure he would look differently upon them.....

Also, Kero really gives that, "Ima Girl" Image.
I dont know how Lime feels about the issue, but I really dont care if someone takes a piss in the shower or not.

I take showers at 7 PM, not in the morning. And I don't shower. I take a abth, then shower. I go to bathroom before that, usually. But when I need to go, it usually depends on the current situation. Obviously, I am not going to piss into a full bath?

Why do you take a bath and then shower?

[gufu1992]

I take bath to relax, read a book (it is also cold outside). The shower is to wash myself and my hair.

[Spartanwarrior3]

I dont know how Lime feels about the issue, but I really dont care if someone takes a piss in the shower or not.


Most people try not to think about friends siblings, or even random people about pissing in showers. Than a mental image comes along, and stuff creeps people out.

[LizardRob]

The shower water goes down and sees open air before going into a collective drain, which leads to the sewer. If I peed in the shower, it would probably splash off the drain outside and make it smell like piss.

This is why I'm paranoid about basting the turkey in the shower, too.

Not to mention it feels unnatural peeing onto glass+plastic. Peeing into a bush and stuff like that is OK, though.

[Spectral]

I think Kero and Circuit are girls...... Anywho, I find it odd you would even admit such a thing to your family. I mean, sure they somewhat had thoughts that all guys do, but to come out so openly to your family is a bit weird. Also, telling the internet your mom and sister piss in the shower, lol nice job.
Who cares, SW3? Learn not to take the internet so seriously.

[Spartanwarrior3]

I r trying to sound intelligent/cool.....give the kid a break.

[that1guy23]

Umm I lke never pee in the shower. It's gross.

[YoureANubcake]

Umm I lke never pee in the shower. It's gross.


Do you mind if I ask how old you may be?

[Spartanwarrior3]

It says 10 to the left, but I highly doubt that.

[Espo Mk. II]

I dont think a shower is complete unless i urinate. Seriously. Once i peed in the toilet, then got in the shower, and right before i got out, i peed some more.

[a1b23]

I would have never expected a thread like this. However, it one of those that once somebody initiates the conversation more people comment but they don't want to start the conversation as it is an awkward topic.

I do it every time I shower.

Also, Freddy, it's interesting that the females of your family pee in the shower. That's cool I suppose. It seems like strictly a guy thing but apparently not.

[gufu1992]

Actually, if my memmory serves me correctly, there was a thread, just like this, last year.

Talk about traditions.

[Spartanwarrior3]

Interesting Reads:
http://jezebel.com/gossip/inside-the-minds-of-men/why-men-pee-in-the-shower-++-the-im-investigation-270720.php
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article141266.ece

[Freddy]

Well then it looks like there's at least 14 liars here.

[Helmic]

o_0

I double dip with the toilet paper. I don't regularly brush my teeth. I'll skip showers if I'm tired. I don't consider myself a "neat" person at all.

I've never heard of someone seriously peeing in the shower regularly. I remember Shane in the Jimmy Neutron movie doing it, but I though it was funny because of the novelty.

It doesn't sound too gross. I might have to try this some time.

[Sub0]

Hahaha 49 males 0 females.

I like peeing in the shower.

o_0

I double dip with the toilet paper. I don't regularly brush my teeth. I'll skip showers if I'm tired. I don't consider myself a "neat" person at all.


You just described me 0_o

[Sperry]

This topic is never a happy one withed pro and anti folks both present.

Personally, there are far worse things people can do, and in far worse places, so I really don't care.

[RocStar]

If I was the only who uses the shower, I would.

That, and the water doesn't drain fast enough.

[Spectral]

It's nice to know Irrelevance isn't a total sausage fest.

[Tristan123]

Personally, I think this website is bullcrap (http://jezebel.com/gossip/inside-the-minds-of-men/why-men-pee-in-the-shower-++-the-im-investigation-270720.php).

I rarely pee in the shower. I SERIOUSLY get out to pee in the toilet. I don't know how they got this information, but I highly doubt every man pees in the shower. I just get all OCD like if I do it and it gets near my feet.. >_>

[denacioust]

This topic is never a happy one withed pro and anti folks both present.

Personally, there are far worse things people can do, and in far worse places, so I really don't care.

That's stupid logic. I could say it's alright to take a dump in the shower, cause at least I'm not doing it on my sisters pillow. It's perfectly harmless.

[Paper Mario]

I always piss in the shower. Can't help it.

[denacioust]

You can help it. Unless you haven't yet been toilet-trained then you absolutely can help it. I know you don't just go into the shower and it's like 'WHOAH, STOP THAT! STOP!'

[Woolfenstien]

Showers are for washing in, toilets are for peeing in.

At least, that's how I was brought up.

[DarkReality]

I occasionally pee in the shower. I don't exactly make a habit of it. I figure as long as I pee towards the drain everything's alright.

It's not like urine is dirtier than some of the #### you wash off of your skin when you shower or when you wash hands after handling money and so on.

I have yet to pee in a sink, though.

[Aquamenti]

This. Water isn't going to clear all of it away.

.

[KillaKyrie]

This shows you how messed up people are nowadays. You fantasize about peeing on the ceiling and common wash towels? Now, I piss all over the tub/shower, in fact I piss all over the ground in public restrooms, but I mean peeing on towels that people use to dry themselves? That's just very strange.

Also, lulz, no girls on the internet.
Dude cmon cant you take a jk idk any body thats has no aim but i do still let golden rain out in the shower and i really font give a flippin flyin rats butt.

[Joest]

XGen is completely void of the lay-deez.

[Mod#4]

I occasionally pee in the shower and have no qualms about doing so.

[Sperry]

That's stupid logic. I could say it's alright to take a dump in the shower, cause at least I'm not doing it on my sisters pillow. It's perfectly harmless. Come on Den, you know better than to make over-the-top arguments like that.

Someone who pees in the shower and bothers to aim probably leaves no more behind than someone doing the same thing in a toilet. I don't know if you've noticed, but toilets give a fair amount of 'kickback' whether you aim or not. Hence why toilets are cleaned in the first place.

It certainly has the power to be a mental "blegh" to people. And if they're too loose about it, there will probably be some urine left over. But it's a far cry from pillow pooping.

[BEETS]

I pee in the shower, it's not like I pee everywhere, and you can always wash your feet.

[Tanktunker]

Come on Den, you know better than to make over-the-top arguments like that.

Someone who pees in the shower and bothers to aim probably leaves no more behind than someone doing the same thing in a toilet. I don't know if you've noticed, but toilets give a fair amount of 'kickback' whether you aim or not. Hence why toilets are cleaned in the first place.

It certainly has the power to be a mental "blegh" to people. And if they're too loose about it, there will probably be some urine left over. But it's a far cry from pillow pooping.
Tens of thousands of teenagers move on from peeing in the shower to taking dumps on relatives' beds every year.
It may seem harmless, but peeing in the shower leads to bigger things.

[SUPERH0130]

Tens of thousands of teenagers move on from peeing in the shower to taking dumps on relatives' beds every year.
It may seem harmless, but peeing in the shower leads to bigger things.
Never seen that in my life, how did you come up with this random B.S.?

[YoureANubcake]

Never seen that in my life, how did you come up with this random B.S.?

lrn2internetz


He was being sarcastic.

[Spartanwarrior3]

No one uses blue text anymore, you should be able to tell which is BS and which isnt.

[Joest]

Tens of thousands of teenagers move on from peeing in the shower to taking dumps on relatives' beds every year.
It may seem harmless, but peeing in the shower leads to bigger things.
'Honey! Why is there a lump of crap on my bed?'
'Oh, it was Jimmy. When he sleep walks, he craps in other people's beds.'

[YoureANubcake]

'Honey! Why is there a lump of crap on my bed?'
'Oh, it was Jimmy. When he sleep walks, he craps in other people's beds.'

My brother used to sleepwalk and take a piss, but he always pissed inthe toilet.

Once he faceplanted down the stairs.

[Woolfenstien]

Someone who pees in the shower and bothers to aim probably leaves no more behind than someone doing the same thing in a toilet. I don't know if you've noticed, but toilets give a fair amount of 'kickback' whether you aim or not. Hence why toilets are cleaned in the first place.I either haven't noticed or don't have cling film over the basin :s

[YoureANubcake]

I either haven't noticed or don't have cling film over the basin :s


No, it actually does that. A lot. You just have to have light hitting it to see.

[Woolfenstien]

Duh, silly me. I forgot that toilets are different over there. Our toilets don't have a huge surface area of water.

[YoureANubcake]

Duh, silly me. I forgot that toilets are different over there. Our toilets don't have a huge surface area of water.


Yes, you did forget. Well, not all of them have the huge surface area of water, but the ones that do are messeh.

[K1CkA55]

I dont pee in the shower. I pee before I have a shower. Seriously thats what toilets are for. You wouldn't try and wash yourself in the toilet simply because the urine and whatnot "drains away".

[Mr. Anderson]

....

I never pee in the shower...when I get stuff like that on me I kind of freak out. I'm by no means a germ freak, but that stuff is disgusting. I just pee before I get in the shower.

[fruitycaker1]

Pee is sterile.
Hell, sweat is only really a diluted form of pee. I wouldn't take a shower in it, but I don't have a problem peeing in the shower.

[Spectral]

The shower isn't supposed to be a sanitary place anyway. People clip their nails in the shower. EVERY guy shaves his pubes in the shower. We sweat off urea in the shower. Showers are places to get clean, not keep clean.

Plus from an environmental standpoint, what's the point of wasting 4 gallons of water to take a piss if I'm already in the shower? Hell if the drain was gaped enough I would save the time and drop a large deuce in the shower every morning. And if the deuce ends up in the sewers, who gives a crap. It's free breakfast for the alligators.

[GradeFPoultry]

Dammit, fruitycaker beat me but...

Urine is sterile. It has no bacteria in it and is mostly made up of water. It's even safe to drink as long as you don't have kidney disease.

Piss away.

[denacioust]

The shower isn't supposed to be a sanitary place anyway. People clip their nails in the shower. EVERY guy shaves his pubes in the shower. We sweat off urea in the shower. Showers are places to get clean, not keep clean.

Plus from an environmental standpoint, what's the point of wasting 4 gallons of water to take a piss if I'm already in the shower? Hell if the drain was gaped enough I would save the time and drop a large deuce in the shower every morning. And if the deuce ends up in the sewers, who gives a crap. It's free breakfast for the alligators.

No-one in my house cuts their nails in the shower. And I sure hope none of them shave their pubes, nevermind in the shower.

And I'm fairly positive the idea of saving the environment never entered your head until you made that post, cause I'm sure you could care less about the environment when you're taking a whizz in the shower.

[ManUpstairs]

People clip their nails in the shower. EVERY guy shaves his pubes in the shower.
No. They don't. And if they do, I'd better not ever take notice. I don't want to be stepping on nail clippings or pulling pubes out of the drain.

[tigerx102]

Almost every time I do this, I'm just surprised that someone else was willing to share it here.

I'm a bit more rugged....if need be, I'll pee outside, use a bath towel for toilet paper, whatever.

I don't know if you've noticed, but toilets give a fair amount of 'kickback' whether you aim or not. Hence why toilets are cleaned in the first place.


Man, I won't even start. I had an urgent need to use the bathroom once and I swear, I was letting loose so fast, I had a small spritz or two fly on my chin. Talk about disturbing.

[Danielle]

I'm female and I pee in the shower. I don't feel the need to explain myself.

[Generic]

I think the shower serves as an "equalizer" for men and women. Us men have been urinating while standing into toilets, shrubs, and pretty much anywhere we feel like it for hundreds of years, yet it has been virtually taboo for women to do the same. Now both sexes can finally urinate in the same position and location and it is thought of as either equally disgusting and unsanitary or equally okay. This is true progress.

[denacioust]

Yeah, I completely agree, all those years women have spent trying to be treated as equals with women and now finally, they can pee in the shower!

[Spectral]

Where do you all shave your pubes then? O.o

Don't they get all over the place, stick to the floors, etc. when you're not in the shower? Trust me, I've tried it, and it took me an hour cleaning up all the pubes stuck to the floor/around the toilet after I was done.

[YoureANubcake]

Yeah, I completely agree, all those years women have spent trying to be treated as equals with women and now finally, they can pee in the shower!

Fix'd?

I'm female and I pee in the shower. I don't feel the need to explain myself.


Woo, we got one vote for female!

[Helmic]

It doesn't seem that gross. But I can't do it. It's like trying to piss my own pants. It won't happen. I can pee outside, in public, wherever.

Can't pee in the shower. It's been hard-wired.

[SitarFreak]

Dammit, fruitycaker beat me but...

Urine is sterile. It has no bacteria in it and is mostly made up of water. It's even safe to drink as long as you don't have kidney disease.

Piss away.

This. Seriously, if you're germaphobic, there are worse things to worry about than piss.

[denacioust]

Where do you all shave your pubes then? O.o

Don't they get all over the place, stick to the floors, etc. when you're not in the shower? Trust me, I've tried it, and it took me an hour cleaning up all the pubes stuck to the floor/around the toilet after I was done.

I've never shaved my pubes. It's not common in Ireland.

This. Seriously, if you're germaphobic, there are worse things to worry about than piss.

So? There are worse things to worry about than not getting a certain thing for Christmas, but I'm sure plenty of people do that.
Also, I'm sure you would never pee on your hands, or leave the bathroom without washing your hands.

[Sperry]

Oh, don't bring up the "wash your hands" thing, Den. Faaaar more people leave their hands dirty than pee in the shower. Most people who are in public bathrooms while I am do not wash their hands.

And the hands thing is definitely worse.

[Karl]

My problem isn't so much the sterility of urine, it's just the idea that bugs me. It's the same reason I clean the seat of a toilet before I use it. I don't use a public restroom if I can help it.

Also, I don't know why anyone would prefer it to just using a toilet before showering. At least in my home, the toilet is right there. I have a few seconds to kill while I wait for the water to warm up in the shower, so I pee in the mean time.

[Justin]

I usually let it fly in the shower, as long as I'm alone.

[adapuff]

I seriously cannot believe that MORE men actually urinate in the shower..

It's just disgusting to think. How can you stand in a shower with gold "water"? Have you ever thought of urinating BEFORE you take a shower? Sheesh.

[Justin]

It's like a giant urinal. What's the big deal? It's sterile, and it goes straight down the drain.

[Syrito]

It's just disgusting to think. How can you stand in a shower with gold "water"? Have you ever thought of urinating BEFORE you take a shower? Sheesh.Well, I take the plug out of the drain.

Problem solved.

[DarkReality]

I seriously cannot believe that MORE men actually urinate in the shower..

It's just disgusting to think. How can you stand in a shower with gold "water"? Have you ever thought of urinating BEFORE you take a shower? Sheesh.

I think you misunderstand. We don't pee on ourselves, nor do we reuse our urine in order to wash off. Where's the difference between peeing in the shower and standing in dust and dirt that was washed off? At least I know where my urine has been >_>

[poguemahon]

I think you misunderstand. We don't pee on ourselves, nor do we reuse our urine in order to wash off. Where's the difference between peeing in the shower and standing in dust and dirt that was washed off? At least I know where my urine has been >_>
speak for yourself... I got rid of a case of athlete's foot that way :D

The point stands, though, a little sterile urine isn't as bad as the rest of the crud on ya.

[The Brown Cow]

Allow me to reconsider my previous quoting.

My problem isn't so much the sterility of urine, it's just the idea that bugs me. It's the same reason I clean the seat of a toilet before I use it. I don't use a public restroom if I can help it.
^ This ^

There may not be a real reason for not doing it, but it still seems gross to me.

[denacioust]

Yeah, exactly. Even if someone showed me proof that it's actually beneficial to your health I wouldn't do it.

[Tanktunker]

This

This!!!!!

[YoureANubcake]

This!!!!!


I know you are new to the forums, but please try not to spam in places other than spammer land. Thanks.

[SitarFreak]

He was new back in '05. Seriously. Anyways, I don't see anything wrong with taking the piss in the shower. I'll bring it up again, it can conserve water, because, you are using the shower anyways, so why not?

[Tristan123]

I know you are new to the forums, but please try not to spam in places other than spammer land. Thanks.

Lol +1 post count


On topic: I really don't think peeing in the shower is bad, I really just choose not to. Sanitary or not, I just like to use the toilet.

[Vampire.333]

Never peed in the shower, never will. I have consideration for my other family members..

[Dan]

I know you are new to the forums, but please try not to spam in places other than spammer land. Thanks.


He is above the rules of the evil chejrw.

[e p]

In answer to the poll's question: Yes. It started in 5th grade and it's become a habit. I can control of course, but why would I want to?

[a1b23]

Oh, don't bring up the "wash your hands" thing, Den. Faaaar more people leave their hands dirty than pee in the shower. Most people who are in public bathrooms while I am do not wash their hands.

And the hands thing is definitely worse.

This I can not stand. I wash my hands everytime I leave the bathroom. If you don't you risk endangering yourself and others (via possible food poisoning, etc)

[Tanktunker]

I have my principles.
1. Dysentery should be free.
2. Water is cold on my hands.
3. Sometimes there is no toilet paper, even if there is.

[aerohawk12]

I don't pee in the shower because there's we don't have a tub. Gotta wait till we shift to the new house and then I'll try, having the freedom not to "aim".

[Ghecko]

Do you pee in the shower?

I've only today came to the realization that I pee while showering on just about every shower I take. Rarely do I ever skip the usual urination reguardless when the shower is being taken. I have no idea why. At first I thought it was because of the water comming down in little drops and that after being in it's presents I get the urge to go. Well that can't be right because I live in Florida and it rains all the ####ing time here. Even if I'm outside while it's raining I have no more of an urge to go than if it wasn't.

Then I thought maybe it's a male thing. After all, normally when guys pee we gotta be holding on to something, we have to aim (to an extent), we have to be mindful of occasinal splashing from those high pressure bursts. In the shower that all gets thrown out the window. It's a very satisfying sense of freedom to just go at your heart's content and not have to worry about a damn thing. Hands? Who needs 'em!! Aim? What for!! Water's going to wash it all out anyway.

So I ask you, do you pee in the shower?

What guy doesn't? As you I do it every time I get into the shower. It is part of my routine.

Yes, every morning I let the golden rain flow on the floor of the shower, on the walls around the shower, anywhere I please. I also use towels (which are re-used in my household) as buttwipers. I've seen my brother wash his face with one of the towels I use. It's more funny than gross.

Also at camp three years ago there used to be this kid who used to poop in the showers. We'd all be taking our morning showers and we'd start hearing this freak squeezing and sweating for all he's worth in his steam shower and then... *PLOP* he'd crap on the drain. Apparently though he didn't crap normally; when he crapped it was like he was pissing out of his ass hole. This guy was a slob no doubt.

Also this thread reminds me of my "how do you wipe your butt" thread I posted a year ago.

http://forums.xgenstudios.com/showthread.php?t=95632&highlight=toilet+wipe

These posts made me lol hardcore. My mom thought I was choking. I was.
Anyway, peeing in the shower is a ritual thing for me. Every shower, it happens. It's just being me. Being me is peeing in the shower.

[Zapurdead]

but it's environmentally conscious, as you save the water from a flush.
^
bestraisinevar
did you see taht guiz?
that one
rite ther?
best evar.

[Ghecko]

^
bestraisinevar
did you see taht guiz?
that one
rite ther?
best evar.

What?

[Tanktunker]

I know you are new to the forums, but please try not to spam in places other than spammer land. Thanks.
If you are not a mod, why do you act like one?

[Spectral]

^
bestraisinevar
did you see taht guiz?
that one
rite ther?
best evar.
That was one of my reasons I stated a couple pages back.

[Zapurdead]

Darn it.
I always get beat to the punch.

EDIT:
For those people who say the water should wash it away you know a toilet, it's surely the exact same principle, and I know I wouldn't wanna wash in that.
Well, a toilet's like a bathtub, not a shower, so...
I dunno where you're trying to go with this.

[Mr.Man the man]

every time

[TheRazorBlade]

You guys are disgusting. How lazy can you be? I've never once peed in the shower as I consider the other people using it. I don't want someone going into clean themselves while standing in my urine.

You are absolutely right you guys are disgusting and what's the point of asking this question?

[redwater40]

I would only do it if I realize I have to piss really bad as soon as I get in the shower. I dont want to get out and get water everywhere.

[somerandomdude]

That story is very believable...


It's very common among guys, also the mixture of water and body wash should do something.

This is going in my sig, you are very screwed up.


lolhaha lol true

[deathrokzz_leader]

It depends if your the only one using the bathroom or someone else is sharing it with you..
I pee in my shower sometimes..it feels good..

[Defective]

I used to do it a lot, and still do. However I normally pee before I get into the shower now. I just think it's sort of gross, plus I have to clean the shower and thinking about my urine doesn't make the process go any better.

[CaliOwnz123]

wats wrong with peeing in the shower?

[Circuit]

Okay, it's time I posted here. <_<

I don't do it. Much like some people here, I was taught to use the toilet for releasing anything.

Also, to OP: The reason why you felt the need to pee the minute you got into the shower was not because of running water, but because the water was warm.

[Keblic]

I dont tbh

[MOOGLEFIGHTER]

I do it most of the time I shower.
FEELS GOOD MAN.

[Spectral]

I dont tbh
Wanna trade avatars? I like yours better.

On topic: Has anyone ever crapped in the shower then stomped the feces down the drain?

[Justin]

Dude, that's just nasty

[YoureANubcake]

Dude, that's just nasty


You mean you've never done it...?

[Spectral]

Nasty, but it saves a "s###"load of toilet water.

My friend did it at sleep-away camp when he was 8.

[Justin]

Shat in the shower and stomped it down the drain?

No, I've never done that.

[YoureANubcake]

You're not normal, Justin.

[Spectral]

Shat in the shower and stomped it down the drain?

No, I've never done that.
It's called being an economical thinker during these hard times of recession. It's also good breakfast for the fishes.

[Ignatz]

It's called being an economical thinker during these hard times of recession. It's also good breakfast for the fishes.

It's also getting feces on your feet, clogging up the drain, and smearing poop on the shower floor.

[Justin]

I think the amount of water it would take to wash it down the drain, then clean your feet and the bottom of the tub would more than exceed the amount it takes to flush a toilet.

[Zapurdead]

But you're showering at the same time.

[Liokae]

Yeah, but you have to explicitly wash your feet if you do that. You can't count on just water at the bottom doing enough. You gotta take soap to 'em.

[Alphasas]

I piss in the shower every single shower I take. Sometimes i make a fountain of it. sometimes I try cleaning the waterscum off with high velocity urine. Sometimes i get a timer and see how long i can piss for. One time i accidently coated my ceiling with a nice shade of yellow though...

[Scornic]

I used to pee in the shower, until I talked to my family about it. They said it was gross and disrespectful, so I stopped. Years have gone by, and I've been perfectly fine with using the toilet before jumping in the shower. Plus, I don't have to feel bad for my roommate.

[zecantu]

I pee in the shower, and I see nothing wrong with it. To me it's just natural human function to do whatever is easiest at the time. If that means peeing while I am in the shower than getting out and doing it in the toilet, then so be it.