Lost in Translation

[SitarFreak]

Okay, here's how it works. Go to www.freetranslations.com (http://www.freetranslations.com), and on the right side, translate the paragraph that will be shown below in any language of your choice, then translate it back to English. So, for example,

"Hello, fellow Xgenians. It's a beautiful here in Detroit for my summer vacation. I hope you're all having a great summer, and access to a computer. Unfortunately, I can't hang out with my friends because they are all still in Ottawa. Where are you this summer?"

It's a lame paragraph, but we'll run with it.

So...
English>Spanish>English

"Hello, Xgenians neighbor. Is a beautiful one here in Detroit for my holidays. I expect that you have a great summer, and access to a computer. Unfortunately, I cannot hang was with my friends because they are all still in Ottawa. Where are you this summer"?

Oh... and don't forget to tell what language you have translated to.

GO!

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

English>Portuguese>English
Hello, companion Xgenians. It is a beautiful one here in Detroit for my vacation of summer. I expect you I have all year have a big summer, and access to a computer. Unfortunately, I cannot hang outside with my friends because have all year still in Ottawa. Where it is this see?

[Jonanin]

How about each person translates the last persons output... to make it more interesting. So I will translate what Shawcaster got.

E->French->E

Hello, Xgenians companion. It is a good one here in Detroit for my summer vacation. I expect you all year I had a great summer, and access to a computer. Unfortunately, I can not hang out with my friends because in any year ever in Ottawa. Where is this seen?

[SitarFreak]

Yeah, that's what I meant. I intend for it to become a jumble of words.

So...

English > Dutch > English

Hello, Xgenians companion. It is a good a here in Detroit for my summer vacation. I expect that you all year I a tremendous summer had and entry till a computer. Miserable can I from with my friends do not hang because in year ever in Ottawa. Where becomes this seen?

[Naruto Owns All]

English > Bulgarian > English

"Hello, colleagues Xgenians. This is a beautiful here in Detroit for my summer vacation. I hope all of you with great summer, and access to a computer. Sazhalenie, I can not hang with my friends because they are still in Ottawa. Where are this summer? "

Used google translate.

[zakob]

English > Russian > Hindi > English

Dear colleagues Xgenians. It is beautiful here in the summer vacation for my Detroit. I hope all of you with a great summer, and a computer to use. #####, I can not hang with friends, because he is still in Ottawa. Where this summer?

[Fabian920]

English > Russian > English

" Greetings, comrade Ksdzhenians. It is beautiful here in Detroit on my summer vacations. I hope, that All of you have the big summer, and access to a computer. Unfortunately, I cannot dangle with my friends, because they - all still in Ottawa. Where - you in this summer? "

[Ignatz]

English > Italian > English

The greetings, Ksdzhenians of companion. It is attractive here in Detroit on my summer vacations. I hope, that you all they have the large summer, and the access to a computer. Unlucky, I cannot rock with my friends, because their - all nevertheless in Ottawa. Where - she in this summer?

[Mykester]

English > Polish > English

The greetings, Ksdzhenians of companion. He (it) detroit It is attractive here in summer vacations. And hope, that you all they have the large summer, it access and the but computer. Unlucky, And rock cannot with friends, because their ottawa - all nevertheless in. Where - she in this summer?

[cobrakid]

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