You can't do that!

[adapuff]

Here's how it goes:


One person posts an action.
The next person posts a rule that makes the action illegal, then they post another action.
See Step 4.
See Step 2.So...

I posted 1337.

[jupiter849]

You can't do that! Your going to get banned!

I will walk.

[Halo007]

You can't do that! Your now a cripple.

I will bang Anne Hathaway.

[adapuff]

The point is to make up a really funny rule that doesn't make sense.

[Mykester]

You can't do that! You didn't tell him why he can't be her! That's off topic! You're banned.

I want a pie.

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

You can't do that! Must eat cake first!

I go on /b/.

[Halo007]

You can't do that! I pissed on your computer.

Again, I will bang Anne Hathaway.

[Blastedt]

VD marathon is next week, sorry.

I will get 10000M gold in runescape

[TheJester]

VD marathon is next week, sorry.

I will get 10000M gold in runescape


You can't do that! I erased the runesacpe game and replaced it with, "Fail".


I will bang Jessiac Alba.

[Taktwo]

You can't do that! I erased the runesacpe game and replaced it with, "Fail".


I will bang Jessiac Alba.

You can't do that! There is a hornets nest in her vagina.

I will drink chocolate milk.

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

You can't do that! It are already raining chocolate!

I fall off a cliff.

[TheJester]

You can't do that! It are already raining chocolate!

I fall off a cliff.

You can do that!

I will make a super cool sig for TakTwo..

[Taktwo]

You can do that!

I will make a super cool sig for TakTwo..

You can't do that! My base image is horrible.

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5365/awesomemb9.png

I will put on my shoes.

[adapuff]

You were seen putting your shoes on before you put on your pants. You are arrested.

I shall spam E=MC² on every terabyte of memory you have.

[Mashermat]

You can't do that! One rule is all rules!

I'm going to eat your unborn babies.

[denacioust]

You can't. Those babies are mine!


I will make sweet sweet love to your horse.

[Mashermat]

You can't do that! My horse's mother tells it to be back in by 6.

I'm going I train a gorilla to battle and eat bananas and then send it on YOU!

[adapuff]

Chuck Norris disagrees. He crushes your head.

I start to play E.T. on Atari.

[Blastedt]

You die from the diseases underneath all that dumpster trash.

I fall up.

[adapuff]

You have made Isaac Newton's law of gravity become false. You have changed the fabric of time and have destroyed all of existence.

I go sad and shrink.

[Paper Mario]

You can't do that! You'll be eaten!!

I nuke our own country.

[Mykester]

You can't do that! You'd die trying!

I want to get up earlier.

[MMC]

You can't do that! I broke you alarm clock.

I program blaze to love.

[Mykester]

You can't do that! You'd get AIDs!

I want something bad to happen.

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

You can't do that! The whole universe is going to die!

I want to not be 1337. wut nao?

[Halo007]

You can't do that! You never were.

I will have freaky sex with a golden girl.

[MMC]

Go for it.

I wanna rock!

[Someone Not Important...]

You can't do that! I erased the runesacpe game and replaced it with, "Fail".


I will bang Jessiac Alba.

#### you beat me to it
you cant do that you first must entertain gay doods
i bang pamela anderson

[Ignatz]

You can't do that, you have to leave for five days.

I shall bite my thumb at you.

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

What thumb?

I flip the bird.

[Blastedt]

In Soviet Xgen, the bird flips you.

I delete the internet.

[Govenator]

You can't! I have backup files of everything ever!

I lost the Game.

[adapuff]

You can't do that! Simply cause you HAVE to lose the game. You win the game, by losing.

I fast forwarded my poop sequence.

[Grunteh]

You can't do that! You forgot your fiber.
I figured out I'm not awesome.

[Stuntman]

You can't do that! The law of the universe states that you are awesome!
I'm going to breathe!

[adapuff]

You have broken the law by exceeding your maximum daily limit of oxygen. You are put in confinement.

I start to contort my face.

[Mykester]

You can't do that! It's already at maximum ugliness.

I wish I was Soulja Boy.

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

YOOOOOOOO can't do that.

I wish I was Rick Astley.

[Bcousin00]

You can't do that, you were sadly given up.

I'm going to play my ps3.

[spawn0]

you can't do that, an ninja stole it.

i am going to buy something.

[adapuff]

Insufficient funds.

I divided by zero.

[Germ-X]

This is second grade math, no zero's involved in the number system.

I gave someone herpies.

[Mykester]

You have no penis.

I wish I was a fish.

[dehdesh]

you can't do that... global warming evaporated all the water


I'm gunna go see a shoe box.

[Germ-X]

Too bad, I ate the shoe box.

I'm gonna go dye my hair teal, so I can blind people with my awesomeness and bright colors.

[Almost moses]

you cant do that! you gotta dye your hair orange first
Im go build a house

[Stuntman]

You can't do that! I'm the only one with wood!
I'M GOING TO CUM

[Almost moses]

You cant do that! its illegal
Im go take a nap

[MarioMan94]

Wait. you can't do that. There's a child molester in your house!

Ima go off-roading in the desert.

[Ttrain]

You can't do that. There's a minefield there.

I want to play soccer.

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

You can't do that. You'll get headbutted.

I want to kick ass.
(anybody who knows this should post the correct answer)

[Spartan 1337]

And chew bubble gum? You cant do that! You're all out of gum

I want to go eat some nutter butters.

[Fiery Ice]

You cant do that! I ALREADY EATED THEM.

I'm going to jump off a 9001 story building.

[*blank*]

You can't do that, that's just not even funny

I'm going to go to xgen forums.

[Swordsman_02]

You can't do that...you just got banned.

[Tristan123]

Acshun please?

[salsport]

I'm going to bed.

[kwijima]

You can't do that! I'm sleeping in it tonight!

I wanna try suicide at least once before I die.

[Ttrain]

You can't do that, you have nothing to kill yourself with.

I want to go to sleep.

[salsport]

You can't do that, George bush's existence keeps you awake at night.

I'm going to read a web comic.

[waggles v2]

You can't do that! China b& it.
I feel like downloading Google's whole database.

[falcown PAWNCH]

You can't do that, it's too much for one computer.

CHAOS...CONTROL! (yes that's mine)

[Blastedt]

You can't, because Sonic doesn't exist. Tough luck.

I wish falcown pawnch would gb2/b/

[a1b23]

You can't do that 4chan was shut down.

I want to be rank 10 in Ballistick.

[Blastedt]

You can't do that Ballistick was shut down.

I wish for falcon punch to gb2/b/

[YoureANubcake]

You can't do that, falcon punch is on both.

I want a new keyboard.

[salsport]

You can't do that, they stopped existing long ago!

I'm getting a drink.

[a1b23]

you can't do that you are underage.

I want to pass my chem test I have in 20 mins.

[salsport]

You can't do that, you have to study first!

I want to make a sandwich