I have a hankering for some salmonella.

[eatmorchikin6464]

Salmonella

Recipe

Ingredients



5 raw eggs
Frozen Chicken
Preparation:

Thaw frozen chicken before hand. Crack eggs over bowl and beat until all yoks are broken. When, orange, tear apart chicken and mix in.

Cooking Procedures:

None

Tips:

Add spices for that zesty flavor or serve with a side of old milk.

Fresh. That's my kind of disease.


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So, what are YOU hungry for?

[c00lryguy]

A Carborator
Recipe

Ingredients:

1 part car
1 part bor
1 part ato
1/3 part r

Preparation:

none

Cooking Procedures:

Mix in giant bowl, serve before it gets old.

[dastardly_fiend]

Salmonella

Recipe

Ingredients

* 5 raw eggs
* Frozen Chicken

Preparation:

Thaw frozen chicken before hand. Crack eggs over bowl and beat until all yoks are broken. When, orange, tear apart chicken and mix in.

Cooking Procedures:

None

Tips:

Add spices for that zesty flavor or serve with a side of old milk.

Fresh. That's my kind of disease.

I like my Salmonella better left on the counter for a few days.

Or nuked.

:)

[Ornitier52]

Shrimp Chips

Recipe

Ingredients:x potato chips
2x shrimp

Preparation:Put shrimp in blender until completely liquid

Cooking procedures:Pour blended shrimp over potato chips.

[c00lryguy]

WTF
1 part confusion
1 part disgustion
1 part weird
1 part crazy
1 part what the hell

cook 325 degrees for 45 minutes and jam it into your eyeballs till you hear a pop

[Sam]

Jellied Moose Nose

1 Upper jawbone of a moose
1 Onion; sliced
1 Garlic clove
1 tb Mixed pickling spice
1 ts Salt
1/2 ts Pepper
1/4 c Vinegar

1. Cut the upper jaw bone of the moose just below the eyes.
2. Place in a large kettle of scalding water and boil for 45 minutes.
3. Remove and chill in cold water.
4. Pull out all the hairs - these will have been loosened by the boiling and should come out easily (like plucking a duck).
5. Wash thoroughly until no hairs remain.
6. Place the nose in a kettle and cover with fresh water.
7. Add onion, garlic, spices and vinegar
8. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer until the meat is tender. Let cool overnight in the liquid.
9. When cool, take the meat out of the broth, and remove and discard the bones and the cartilage. You will have two kinds of meat, white meat from the bulb of the nose, and thin strips of dark meat from along the bones and jowls.
10. Slice the meat thinly and alternate layers of white and dark meat in a loaf pan.
11. Reheat the broth to boiling, then pour the broth over the meat in the loaf pan.
12. Let cool until jelly has set. Slice and serve cold.

[Kerry]

This reminds me of a commercial for Lysol...

It shows a mom talking to her daughter, and then she pulls two raw chicken breasts out of the fridge, and starts wiping the counters with them!!

It says that is what you are basically doing with a sponge.

[c00lryguy]

This reminds me of a commercial for Lysol...

It shows a mom talking to her daughter, and then she pulls two raw chicken breasts out of the fridge, and starts wiping the counters with them!!

It says that is what you are basically doing with a sponge.



........wtf?

seriously...whos idea was that commerical?

[Hex]

Pfizers.

Theyre trying to sell more drugs.


You are murdering millions of people everytime you use lysol. Germs are people too!

[Justin]

I saw that one yesterday.

very odd indeed.

[Freddy]

*data absorbed*
*accessing main achives*
*accessing health achives - diseases*
*storing data*
*logging out*

Thanx guys, now if I ever want to play a joke on some friends, I'll throw and old, egged chicken through their kitchen window and watch the fun. If I only had a spare chicken lying around.

[eatmorchikin6464]

Just because you throw it in doesnt mean they will eat it. Stick some gummy worms to the side. But make sure those are soaked in eggs too.

[Freddy]

I'll spray it with that nonstick butter spray thing to mask the smell. I'll be a hoot.

[eatmorchikin6464]

I could see it now.

Them fixing up some lunch, then SMASH. They look to the right to see a chicken sliding across the floor.

EAT MOR CHIKIN!!!

[The Brown Cow]

A Carborator
Recipe

Ingredients:

1 part car
1 part bor
1 part ato
1/3 part r

Preparation:

none

Cooking Procedures:

Mix in giant bowl, serve before it gets old.

I got a boratorcar... what'd I do wrong? :(

[eatmorchikin6464]

Lol. Nice joke. It would have been better if you talked like a n00b though. They always do things like that.

[Sparky]

Parody thread
1 part crappy joke
1 part parrot
1 part tea

Blah blah blah
do stuff to prepare it